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SHAWMAN
04-27-2012, 12:41 AM
This is for Gibs dirty-

>A triton combatant drops her silvery blue trident and snatches up a fuckdisc!
In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a triton combatant engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
The triton combatant removes a fuckdisc from within her canvas bandolier, drawing it back adroitly up to her head.
A triton combatant swings a fuckdisc at you!
AS: +453 vs DS: +463 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +82 = +101
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Weak slash to your right arm.
That doesn't even sting.

** Your ora arm greaves erupt with a plume of steam at the triton combatant! **

... 10 points of damage!
Sweltering vapors to upper body cause noticeable discomfort.

The triton combatant removes a fuckdisc from within her canvas bandolier, drawing it back adroitly up to her head.
A triton combatant throws a fuckdisc at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!

The triton combatant removes a fuckdisc from within her canvas bandolier, drawing it back adroitly up to her head.
A triton combatant throws a fuckdisc at you!
You evade the attack by inches!

The triton combatant removes a fuckdisc from within her canvas bandolier, drawing it back adroitly up to her head.
A triton combatant swings a fuckdisc at you!
AS: +453 vs DS: +463 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +38 = +57
A clean miss.

The triton combatant removes a fuckdisc from within her canvas bandolier, drawing it back adroitly up to her head.
A triton combatant swings a fuckdisc at you!
AS: +453 vs DS: +463 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +74 = +93
A clean miss.
:hug2:

BOOM! MOFUGGAH!

:club: :thanx: :medieval:

Bhaalizmo
04-27-2012, 12:46 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/ScaredMonkey.jpg

SHAWMAN
04-27-2012, 11:34 AM
Thats my new Desktop^^^^:rofl:

Gizmo
04-27-2012, 11:37 AM
You have it all wrong B.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Obnoxious_86e6f9_2704756.jpg

Showal
04-27-2012, 11:47 AM
fuckdisc b bad son. 4srs

SHAWMAN
05-10-2012, 09:40 PM
I crap bigger than Showaff.

Drunken Durfin
05-10-2012, 11:01 PM
Erm, the triton has a fuckdisc bando?

Bhaalizmo
05-10-2012, 11:04 PM
Nah they grab stuff thrown from bandos.

Showal
05-11-2012, 07:35 AM
I crap bigger than Showaff.

Neat! But might need to see a GI doc.

Ryvicke
05-11-2012, 09:23 AM
I just really want to know what the "Dirty Rabbit" of the thread title means.

Tisket
05-11-2012, 10:43 AM
I just really want to know what the "Dirty Rabbit" of the thread title means.

You were expecting rationality from this particular OP? hahahaha

Showal
05-11-2012, 10:46 AM
You were expecting rationality from this particular OP? hahahaha

lol he crap bigger thn trisket

Ryvicke
05-11-2012, 11:08 AM
You were expecting rationality from this particular OP? hahahaha

His random capitalization intrigues me. I know he's retarded as shit, but is his stillborn subconscious trying to tell us something by making it a motherfucking proper noun Dirty Rabbit?

He could be like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys and telling us about how Showal brings about the end of the world (possibly by stumbling upon gigantic showaffian methane deposits while climbing whatever fucking rock he always talks about when he's not posting bro-style).

AnticorRifling
05-11-2012, 11:13 AM
Reltov climbs rocks, Showal climbs mountains.

Ryvicke
05-11-2012, 11:16 AM
Reltov climbs rocks, Showal climbs mountains.

Both will .375 you.