Sex is like pizza. I like cold pizza...

[Drunken Durfin]

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Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Seriously :wtf:

[Androidpk]

One more load before you get loaded into a coffin?

[Gnome Rage]

I thought necrophilia was more about embarrassment, and men feeling like they can't perform in front of a live woman rather than enjoying the feeling of a cold, dry vagingo (or woman in front of men, but I feel like that's more difficult - RIGOR MORTIS ANYONE?)

... WHY?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You WOMEN just don't understand TRUE LOVE!

[Liagala]

Eww. That is all.

[AnticorRifling]

You don't like pizza?

[Bhaalizmo]

This reminds me... you know the body of Marilyn Monroe went missing for a few hours before the coroner got it.

[Tgo01]

THIS is what the Arab Spring was all about huh...

[Latrinsorm]

Are we allowed to look down on other cultures' weird sexual practices... when we're America?

[AnticorRifling]

Are we allowed to look down on other cultures' weird sexual practices... when we're America?

Because we're America.

[Tgo01]

Are we allowed to look down on other cultures' weird sexual practices... when we're America?

Especially since we're America yes.

[AnticorRifling]

Too slow Tgo01.

[Bhaalizmo]

Are we allowed to look down on other cultures' weird sexual practices... when we're America?

Well yeah... All of europe thinks of us as prudes.

[Kuyuk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I love that this is being discussed as like, a feminist issue, and not a "Welp you shouldn't be fucking corpses" issue, lol

[Tisket]

Zombie sex without worrying about getting bit. What's the downside?

[Showal]

Are we allowed to look down on other cultures' weird sexual practices... when we're America?

YES BECAUSE WE'RE AMERICA

[Showal]

Also, I think the law should be written to say they can have sex for a total of 6 hours after their death. The time should start with the beginning of sex and finish at the end of sex. So they can have sex as often as they want, but only for a total combined period of 6 hours, then they must dispose of the body. None of this "6 hours post mortem" crap. Who says when someone's truly dead anyways? No one. Not even Latrin, and he's a doctor.

[diethx]

This thread makes me want pizza.

[Androidpk]

What happens at the 6 hour mark, does the corpse turn into a pumpkin?

[Drunken Durfin]

What happens at the 6 hour mark, does the corpse turn into a pumpkin?

Arguably, they are already Pump'ing Kin.

[Androidpk]

Arguably, they are already Pump'ing Kin.

:lol:

[Atlanteax]

What happens at the 6 hour mark, does the corpse turn into a pumpkin?

I think rigor mortis sets in, and then the male's equipment gets 'trapped' and is unable to be removed.

It is for the men's own protection, that the limit is set at 6 hours.

Editted to add: all governments have an obligation to protect people from themselves, right??

[Tisket]

Jesus, Atlanteax can kill a joke faster than anyone.