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Drew
04-25-2012, 04:40 PM
This is Valeria Lukyanova. Valeria is 21 and from the Ukraine. Valeria's life goal is to make herself into a real living Barbie Doll. Living adult doll creeper fantasy achieved.

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/Valeria-Lukyanova-1.jpg

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/Valeria-Lukyanova-7.jpg

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/332960/20120425/valeria-lukyanova-s-before-make-up-looks.htm

WRoss
04-25-2012, 05:06 PM
In Soviet Ukraine, barbie takes head off you.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-25-2012, 05:28 PM
She's kinda creepy looking.

Latrinsorm
04-25-2012, 06:02 PM
First thought: yeah ok, so she had to have a little plastic surgery, stop being such prudes about it.
Then I read “A women needs to get breast enhancements to be a 38DD and cut some ribs out" and now we're a little too close to Rocktar territory.

Bhaalizmo
04-25-2012, 06:07 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/normal_hit-it-yoda-2.jpg

thefarmer
04-25-2012, 06:17 PM
She should have been photographed in her very own Ukrainian Barbie labeled package.



In Soviet Ukraine, barbie takes head off you.

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens18793555module154843497photo_1320711567r ussian-soviet-barbie-dol

Kitsun
04-25-2012, 06:21 PM
The photos look really fake. Unless there's like a vid clip of an interview, I'm going with photo manipulation or some kind of standing prop/mannequin and not human.

The skin doesn't look like flesh. The texture is off.

Bhaalizmo
04-25-2012, 06:52 PM
The top one does look pretty chopped, but then again it's plastique so... maybe not?

Edit: Plus most of her face is in shadow and heavily made up so in conclusion: Inconclusive.

Androidpk
04-25-2012, 07:15 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/20f4v43.jpg

Zelda??




The top one does look pretty chopped, but then again it's plastique so... maybe not?

Edit: Plus most of her face is in shadow and heavily made up so in conclusion: Inconclusive.

But would you?

Parkbandit
04-25-2012, 07:44 PM
First thought: yeah ok, so she had to have a little plastic surgery, stop being such prudes about it.
Then I read “A women needs to get breast enhancements to be a 38DD and cut some ribs out" and now we're a little too close to Rocktar territory.

Weird.. I would have guess that you would be far more apt to get 38DD breasts and cut out a rib or two before almost anyone here.

Bhaalizmo
04-25-2012, 07:49 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/20f4v43.jpg

Zelda??





But would you?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/normal_hit-it-yoda-2.jpg

Divinity
04-26-2012, 01:45 AM
This has different before and after photos. I did a quick search because I was interested in knowing if this chick is for real or not. Apparently, she is.

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/articles_slideshows/332960/20120425/living-doll-valeria-lukyanovabefore-and-after-make-up-looks-how-did-she-became-worldmost-convincing-real-life-barbie-photos__1.htm#article_header

Tisket
04-26-2012, 02:45 AM
I did a GIS and in a lot of the results she looks more like Barbie than Barbie.

Bhaalizmo
04-26-2012, 09:04 AM
This has different before and after photos. I did a quick search because I was interested in knowing if this chick is for real or not. Apparently, she is.

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/articles_slideshows/332960/20120425/living-doll-valeria-lukyanovabefore-and-after-make-up-looks-how-did-she-became-worldmost-convincing-real-life-barbie-photos__1.htm#article_header

This link had good comparison pix. Aparrently she's just really good at doing doll-like makeup.

Solkern
04-26-2012, 09:06 AM
She's quite real, she was in Moscow a couple months ago, doing some kinda fashion show thingie...

You can view her page at
http://vk.com/amatue

or you can go straight to her pictures

http://vk.com/albums4926666

bitch has 90 fucking albums

Asha
04-26-2012, 09:20 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/normal_hit-it-yoda-2.jpg

It'd be an interesting fuck. Like a Real Doll 2099.

diethx
04-26-2012, 11:21 AM
That made me think of that forum Dex linked us to. Heebies + geebies = this thread now.

Androidpk
04-26-2012, 01:50 PM
Her waist is freakishly thin but I still would.

Asha
04-26-2012, 02:01 PM
Yep

Tsk Tsk
04-26-2012, 02:01 PM
http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h337/gsinurtia/barbie_profile.jpg

Hmmm... yup! Both dead behind the eyes!

Tisket
04-26-2012, 02:17 PM
http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h337/gsinurtia/barbie_profile.jpg

Hmmm... yup! Both dead behind the eyes!

You are wrong. The actual Barbie has more life in her eyes than the model.

Asha
04-26-2012, 02:20 PM
Yada yada yada, heat in the crotch is the only thing that really matters.
Christ, I've been in bitches with dead eyes before. Good times actually.

diethx
04-26-2012, 02:20 PM
Yada yada yada, heat in the crotch is the only thing that really matters.
Christ, I've been in bitches with dead eyes before. Good times actually.

:wtf:

Some Rogue
04-26-2012, 02:25 PM
:wtf:

Brit chicks are all pretty much dead above the waist...duh.

Ryvicke
04-26-2012, 02:26 PM
Protip: turn on Chrome's auto-translate function so you can read all the wacky shit she writes underneath her Russian facebook photos.

Sample quote: There are places where you feel just eternity ...
Energy flows carry the spirit within himself, the Infinite ..."

She's deep, yo.

I think the whole makeup/fake boobs/ridiculous-skinny thing would be more fun if she didn't also keep her expression completely blank in every photo.

Kronius
04-26-2012, 02:29 PM
Protip: turn on Chrome's auto-translate function so you can read all the wacky shit she writes underneath her Russian facebook photos.

Sample quote: There are places where you feel just eternity ...
Energy flows carry the spirit within himself, the Infinite ..."

She's deep, yo.

I think the whole makeup/fake boobs/ridiculous-skinny thing would be more fun if she didn't also keep her expression completely blank in every photo.

dude, that's part of the ARPEE

Liagala
04-26-2012, 03:05 PM
Yada yada yada, heat in the crotch is the only thing that really matters.
Christ, I've been in bitches with dead eyes before. Good times actually.
Have you seen this thread (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=71486)?

Divinity
04-26-2012, 03:06 PM
I think the reason she's deadpan is so she actually looks like a doll..

Asha
04-26-2012, 03:15 PM
Have you seen this thread (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=71486)?

lol that is fucked up. Dead eyes is way different to actually dead.
Isn't it?!

diethx
04-26-2012, 03:17 PM
lol that is fucked up. Dead eyes is way different to actually dead.
Isn't it?!

Either way you come off sounding like a weirdo creep.

Bhaalizmo
04-26-2012, 03:20 PM
Yada yada yada, heat in the crotch is the only thing that really matters.
Christ, I've been in bitches with dead eyes before. Good times actually.


Either way you come off sounding like a weirdo creep.

I dunno about all that. Dead eyes = stripper. Not so weird or creepy now, is it?

diethx
04-26-2012, 03:26 PM
Yes.

Asha
04-26-2012, 03:26 PM
That's what I meant!

Reltov420
04-26-2012, 03:26 PM
That shit is fucking weird.

Asha
04-26-2012, 03:27 PM
diethx has a list of creeps. I have assumed I've been on there somewhere near the top for a long time.

diethx
04-26-2012, 03:28 PM
Liar.

Asha
04-26-2012, 05:18 PM
AT the top then. Christ.

diethx
04-26-2012, 05:39 PM
You aren't even on it.. or at least, you weren't...

Bhaalizmo
04-26-2012, 07:17 PM
This one makes me hear weird haunting music.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/x_6d96ce70.jpg

In my loins.

Weirdly.

Skeeter
04-26-2012, 11:33 PM
still better than goth.

Allereli
04-27-2012, 12:52 AM
just found this on Pinterest http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=33780

Jonty
04-27-2012, 01:23 AM
just found this on Pinterest http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=33780

She pulls off the Disney characters pretty well.

Tisket
04-27-2012, 02:06 AM
Yada yada yada, heat in the crotch is the only thing that really matters.
Christ, I've been in bitches with dead eyes before. Good times actually.

Oh I'd probably do her too if I were a guy. Heck, I might as a woman too. Just so I could say that I now know what necrophilia is all about.

Skeeter
04-27-2012, 08:00 AM
or you could move to Egypt and learn first hand.

Bhaalizmo
04-29-2012, 01:09 AM
Aww, she accepted my friend request. We're like lesbros.

Androidpk
04-29-2012, 01:10 AM
Aww, she accepted my friend request. We're like lesbros.

You're almost there man. Get her to join the PC and you win the internet. Well, not really, but still!