Dear Stunseed

[Artha]

Man bag.


That will be all.


edited because I'm stupid and got the name wrong :(

[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Artha]

[Stunseed]

:lol2:

That shit is priceless. Aone's got a man-purse.

[Artha]

It's a very masculine purse.

[Wezas]

LOL would have been funnier if it was about Soulpieced's manbag.

[Stunseed]

I had half the people in that merchant thinking Aone was a little bit fruity. So far, burning people on saying dumb stuff has been fun on the Dhu.


Plus I got this.

A deep black scripture tattoo on his back: Intricately detailed ancient tribal symbols and scriptures sinuously twine and spiral in a detailed design which tells of an extensive journey. Framing the middle of the back, the design is inked in the color of a moonless night sky, with alternating widths and lengths and the word "Zrenigotham" is inked in the middle of it all in elegant scroll.

[Stunseed]

I almost wanted to say "It's European!" to Aone, but that wouldn't been cool. But yeah, he's got a man-purse, even worse he won't keep it out in the open.

[Artha]

Well I'm not going to wear it on my shoulder for brutes like you to make fun of it.

[Mint]

I thought your purse was cute Artha. A bit feminine but cute.

[Stunseed]

It's okay, just inquire, out loud mind you, if that skirt would look good on you. I'll easily make fun of you, playfully of course, but in public it gets entertaining.

[Artha]

It's okay, just inquire, out loud mind you, if that skirt would look good on you.

That is totally not how it went.


Dealya: Buy my stuff.
Me: That skirt wouldn't look good on me.
Dealya: Buy it anyway.

[Stunseed]

NO skirt would look good on me.

As you could tell, between Stalgart, Jolena, and a few others, you keep your wits sharp or you get burned. It's all in fun, after all. Stalgart never hears the end of Moredin snuggling with him.

[Artha]

http://www.calguard.ca.gov/126th/images/beret.jpg

-patch

Bad ass, man.

[Stunseed]

Man-purse....skirt inquiries...black beret.....

That's it. Aone's impersonating Monica Lewinsky.

You quietly whisper to Aone, "Cept yours is black."
>
* Lokirro just bit the dust!
>
* Solarian just bit the dust!
>
Aone whispers, "That just makes it more bad ass."
>whisper aone with a smudge of off-white.
You quietly whisper to Aone, "With a smudge of off-white."
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>duck
You duck your head.
>
Aone stares at you.
>
Aone glances at you and slowly draws his finger across his throat meaningfully.
>
You nod to Aone.
>
You say, "Yep."
>
>"No more questioning.
Karein sits down.
>
You say, "No more questioning."

[Artha]

Man purse - It's handy. And masculine.
Skirt - No :(
Beret - Bad ass.

[Stunseed]

White smudge on black beret = priceless.

The rest just put it all together. :lol:

[Artha]

:( there is no smudge. That's my awesomeness escaping through the hat.

[Stunseed]

Tayre glances at Aone.

Tayre exclaims "I did not have sexual relations with that man!".

The beret is taken into evidence for a DNA scan.

The End.

[Artha]

My poor, poor abused beret :(

[Stunseed]

Next time, tell them to aim, and you won't have that problem. :yes:

[Artha]

:fu:

[Hips]

Originally posted by Stunseed
NO skirt would look good on me.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Stun wear a kilt?

[Stunseed]

Hey, on the weekends I'm sure you can make the money up for having someone clean those accessories if you hang out in the Landing. :whistle:

[Artha]

I'm afraid I don't have womanly globes.

edited because I got my lisu terminology wrong.

[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Artha]

[Stunseed]

This isn't about me.

Also, Stunseed is no longer wearing the kilt. After hearing about Anticor and his Hand of Tonis, I had to switch out.

And for the record, kilt-flipper, you didn't seem to mind the kilt.

Edited to get rid of a stray t .

[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Stunseed]

[Artha]

After hearing about Anticor and his Hand of Tonis, I had to switch out.

That'd be my only incentive to wear a kilt.

edited because my english sucks when I get tired.

[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Artha]

[Hips]

Originally posted by Stunseed
And for the record, kilt-flipper, you didn't seem to mind the kilt.

Men in skirts are sexy. :D

[Stunseed]

Stun doesn't need a Hand of Tonis.

Besides, it fits better to the Dark Magician.

[Artha]

Men in skirts are sexy. :D

http://www.impactservices.net.au/movie_list/goldmember3-b.jpg

DEAD SEXY

[Hips]

Originally posted by Artha

Men in skirts are sexy. :D

http://www.impactservices.net.au/movie_list/goldmember3-b.jpg

DEAD SEXY

I hate you.

[Anebriated]

:lol: This thread has me laughing, thank you.

edit: the real question is what do you keep in your purse artha? a little 'face paint' from the landing boutique?

[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Elrodin]

[Galleazzo]

Artha, you frigging need to die now, kthx?

:scared2:

[Artha]

the real question is what do you keep in your purse artha?

In the dark grey purse you see a star sapphire, some polished red coral, a grimy ora worm gear, an amethyst, a piece of amber, a star sapphire, a yellow sapphire, a mangled steel spoon, a star sapphire, a green sapphire, a star ruby, a dragonfire opal, an opaline moonstone, a dragonfire opal, an uncut diamond, a green starstone, an uncut diamond, an emerald, an emerald, a tiny grey pearl, a tiny grey pearl and a box of tampons.

[Syberus]

I have a beret...

[Stunseed]

But it doesn't have white smudges, Syberus.

Nor do you have a man-purse. Also, I haven't seen Syb inquire about a skirt looking good on him........Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Artha]

You wear a kilt, you're not allowed to comment on me not wearing a skirt.

[Stunseed]

Stun is not wearing a kilt, thanks to Anticor. Even though the kilt had its purpose, it did not also utilize a MAN-PURSE, nor a stained black beret. Now all I need to do is find a stained blue dress, and you'd be set for Aone.

That's how Clinton got fucked up.

[Artha]

It's not man-purse, it's a man BAG. Also, the beret is in pristine condition.

[Stunseed]

If Aone was in a militia or something < he might be for all I know >, yeah I think a beret would be a good idea, in uniform. By itself...with a man-sack, asking about skirts....And there's clearly a smudge on the beret. I dunno, looks a little bit off to me.

[Artha]

Berets are just good fashion sense.

[Electrawn]

From Do the Dhu:

GSTroop9: Harastu taps an adorable little man-purse embroidered with tiny pink pansies and adorned with cute little pink bows with the name "Savaard" picked out in pink thread across the cover..

[Artha]

See, that's a feminine man-purse. Mine's more masculine than beer and football.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Artha
In the dark grey purse you see ... a box of tampons. Sweet alter, lolz.

[Artha]

New hat: An ebon-hued cavalier hat adorned with a burnished silver griffin feather.

PWNEDXXX

PS: A burnished silver griffin feather falls softly against the side of your hat, accenting it perfectly.
Silver threads have been embroidered along the brim of this stiff ebon felt hat, forming intricate designs. A single large ruby, polished and faceted is set in a brushed silver setting and pinned on the side of the hat. It serves as the perfect spot to hold a plume in place.

PSS: I have no clue what purpose the XXX at the end of PWNED serves.

[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Artha]

[Syberus]

Lets see.. what does Syb wear as his main clothing

You are wearing some black Faendryl crafted battle armor fitted with a belt of blue diamonds, a glass amulet, a gilded eahnor campaign pin, a crystal amulet, a silver-banded black invar pipe clenched between his teeth, a silver heart-shaped locket, a midnight black leather vest, a high-collared black longcoat, a leather pouch, a rune-tooled black leather satchel, a shadowy black locksmith's kit, a pitch-black enruned weapons harness, some finely tailored black silk gloves embroidered with azure stars, a finely tailored white silk shirt fastened with polished silver sickle buttons, a simple silver wedding band, a small four-pointed azure star insignia inset with a golden drake, some polished black dress boots clasped with azure stars, a sparkling diamond stud earring, a bluish-black pin, a linked ruby demon miniature bracelet, a sleek black rune-incised cloakpin, a pair of crisp linen dress pants with silver piping down the legs, a growling Vvrael warlock mask, a well-pressed black beret trimmed with small diamonds along the edge, a howling wolf tattoo, a soaring black dragon tattoo, a leering black demon tattoo, a silver-edged dark onyx spike in his left eyebrow, some blackened veniom cufflinks, an Onar crest, a jewel-encrusted black scabbard with a fine silver chain and a gold ring.

>look long
Black as night and elegant in nature, the longcoat is designed to rest comfortably on the wearer's shoulders. A small slit is cut in the long tail of the coat, allowing for freedom of movement. Small vaalin buttons cascade down the front. The cuffs are clasped with tiny diamonds, and small azure stars adorn the collar. Fanciful silver scrollwork sprawls across the shoulders, adding a touch of class to the fine garment.

>look vest
The vest has seen the hands of a skilled embroiderer. Royal blue, metallic thread describes the letter "F" entwined with an "N" on the right breast, while on the opposite side a snarling tiger crouches in a whirl of white snow. The words "Northern Fury" are embroidered with deep, royal blue floss under the image of the tiger.

>look sat
This satchel is made from soft pitch-black leather, and is clasped with a shining black deathstone carved into the symbol of Onar. The side displays a scene of a half-sylvan sorcerer, dressed in heavy brigandine armor standing before a horde of tormented and misshapen undead figures. At his side stands a snarling grey wolf, it's lips pulled back in a silent sneer as the two ready themselves for battle.

>look kit
The kit is relatively small and is designed to hold a limited number of tiny objects. The inside is crushed black velvet, and padded to hold small things safely inside. The kit itself is clasped with a deathstone and a diamond. The deathstone is carved into the unholy symbol of Onar, and the diamond a symbol of Voln, causing the two to embrace each other when the kit is closed.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Syberus
Lets see.. what does Syb wear as his main clothing

Answer? Way too much.

[Syberus]

actually not that much, just containers and a few pins and stuff. just looks like a lot i guess

You adjust your gear comfortably and feel satisfied that you are not encumbered enough to notice.

[Chadj]

Dear Stunseed

watch video plz.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/99547

thx.

[Stunseed]

Dear Chadj,

Only shake salt on my fries twice.

PS. No video capability, seeing as how I blew my speakers up.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Stunseed
Dear Chadj,

Only shake salt on my fries twice.

PS. No video capability, seeing as how I blew my speakers up.

But the person who trained me said 3 times! Ack! I gotta call the supervisor!

[Chadj]

oh. And I assure you, the video is very insulting.