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[Sav]

bah, error caused accidental double post

[Gelston]

here are some facts that have no importance what so ever...

1. It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky
2. Porcupines masturbate
3. Coca-Cola was originally green.
4. 4 people are killed a year by randomly falling vending machines
5. it would take six years and 9 months of non-stop farting to produce enough gas to equal the power of an atomic bomb
6. Lions can mate up to 50 times a day.
7. A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.
8. An appropriate 69% of all internet content consists of pornographic material.
9. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
10. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
11. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
12. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
13. It has been calculated that in the last 3,500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilised world.
14. The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's.
15. The average cow spends 18 hours per day chewing.
16. A government study has confirmed that pigs can become alcoholics!
17. Spain's name comes from the words Span or Spania, which means "Land of Rabbits".
18. The typical lifespan of a cow is 30 years...unless someone eats her!
19. When puppies lick your face, they are instinctively looking for scraps of food.
20. Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell.
21. The highest annual per capita consumption of Spaghetti-O's in the United States is in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
22. The world's heaviest primates are "morbidly obese" humans. Other than that, it would be gorillas, at 485 pounds.
23. Mosquitoes prefer children to adults and blondes to brunettes.
24. One of the most commonly shoplifted items (in the Top 5) from convenience stores is the hemorrhoid medication Preparation H!
25. Dogs have about 100 different facial expressions, most of them made with the ears.
26. In 1992 five cows were killed in drive by shootings in Clay County, Missouri

[Jace Solo]

This maybe the best post you've ever had Gelston. Keep 'em coming!