I will have your blood spill on the streets!!

[BriarFox]

Assassination SPAM:


You have been betrayed and waiting for assassination date by someone who is very close to you, as a matter of fact all the necessary arrangements has been concluded prior to your death and I have received the complete payment for your execution.

But on the contrary, I need to know exactly the reason why this person wants you dead at all cost and I decided to mount surveillance on you to monitor your activities for some weeks now, but I noticed you re innocent of all the allegations leveled against you due to greed and jealousy, that s why I choose to contact and letting you know all this. To tell you the truth as you are reading this mail, seven (7) of my men are stationed strategically everyday to spy/monitor your activities day and night to ensure you don t leave the country until I am done with you.

Therefore get back to me immediately if you value your life and remember there is no more time left. I will give you all the details regarding this and most importantly the audio/video CD because our conversation is been recorded. Follow my instructions and do not make any suspicious moves because my men are watching you.

WARNING: DO NOT INVOLVE THE POLICE OR ANY OF THE SECURITY AGENTS AS IT WILL BE MORE DISASTROUS FOR YOU AND DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS MATTER BUT IF YOU DO I WILL KNOW AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BLOOD SPILL ON THE STREETS, DON T DARE ME.

Waiting for your response.

Zeco.

If I cross him, I will lose!

Also, Zeco sounds like a Gemstone name. Which one of you bastards is trying to off me??

[Gelston]

WARNING: DO NOT INVOLVE THE POLICE OR ANY OF THE SECURITY AGENTS AS IT WILL BE MORE DISASTROUS FOR YOU AND DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS MATTER BUT IF YOU DO I WILL KNOW AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BLOOD SPILL ON THE STREETS, DON T DARE ME.

You dead yet?

[BriarFox]

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Nope.

[Bhaalizmo]

Wasn't me.

I'd have your blood spill in the garden. Near the veggies.

[Tgo01]

Man whoever wants you dead is rich, they can afford to hire a guy who has seven (7) people watching you 24/7 (seven).

[Gompers]

How come I've never gotten a SPAM death threat notice? I only get the ones that remind me that I need an extra 3 inches of penis...

This was an email, right? Or was it a PM?

[4a6c1]

dude zeco sounds like a total badass i bet he works for the govment!!!!

[BriarFox]

OMG! The govment is watching me. There was a white van circling my block, then there was a black car, and then a green car. I just saw a bus go past. Obviously, the govment with all his dollars is switching cars to fool me.

[Bhaalizmo]

OMG! The govment is watching me..

The gov'nment totally sux.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qG5Q58ecgc

Check the makes on those cars circling your block. If it's nothing but ford / chevy you're totally screwed dude.

[Archigeek]

Nah, this is what you get for studying old english. It's those damn shakespearian literalists who are out to get you. You never should have written that one paper about that one thing. You're doomed. I mean, ye are doomethed sir!

[BriarFox]

Well, fucketh me.

[Buckwheet]

Can I have your stuff?

[BriarFox]

Can I have your stuff?

Didn't I tell you that I worship Thor? Viking funeral! Pile all on top of me in the airship and set it on fire. I'll need it in Valhalla.

[Bhaalizmo]

Didn't I tell you that I worship Thor? Viking funeral! Pile all on top of me in the airship and set it on fire. I'll need it in Valhalla.

Say hi to Brünnhilde for me

[Gompers]

http://scs.viceland.com/int/v17n3/htdocs/bears-vs-vikings-377/viking-two-axes.jpg

[DCSL]

then there was a black car, and then a green car..

It's the Nalfein.

[4a6c1]

Nah, this is what you get for studying old english. It's those damn shakespearian literalists who are out to get you. You never should have written that one paper about that one thing. You're doomed. I mean, ye are doomethed sir!

Seriously. Academics will kill you everytime. I bet he prefers Ingres over Delacroix. MURDER JUSTIFIED.

This thread is full of fuck and I love it.

[BriarFox]

http://scs.viceland.com/int/v17n3/htdocs/bears-vs-vikings-377/viking-two-axes.jpg

Why does this man have a prehensile penis that's attempting to drill into his ribcage?

Also, his axes are very small. You know what that means.

[DCSL]

Why does this man have a prehensile penis that's attempting to drill into his ribcage?

Why don't you?

[BriarFox]

Why don't you?

I do not want a ribcage baby!

[Tisket]

One word...Marlu.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Didn't I tell you that I worship Thor? Viking funeral! Pile all on top of me in the airship and set it on fire. I'll need it in Valhalla.

And all of your servants, wives, etc.. right? You'll need servants and wives in Valhalla.

[BriarFox]

And all of your servants, wives, etc.. right? You'll need servants and wives in Valhalla.

Well, yeah. The thought that my many wives might have any existence or desire to exist beyond serving my every masculine whim is inconceivable. They'd throw themselves on the pyre if they weren't so distraught. That's why they have to be helped.

[Liagala]

One word...Marlu.
^^ It's Mordechai, come back for revenge.

[SHAFT]

Send $1000 to my paypal and I'll take care of all this. I know these guys, we go way back.

[Bhaalizmo]

Man whoever wants you dead is rich, they can afford to hire a guy who has seven (7) people watching you 24/7 (seven).

I c what u did thar

[Stanley Burrell]

But how cool would it be if all seven of them were dwarves?

That is the best I can come up with right now, sorry.

[Delias]

And all of your servants, wives, etc.. right?

Same difference, no?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Same difference, no?

You're confusing wife with kids. That's the whole point of children- 18 years of slave labor under the guise of character building.

[Delias]

You're confusing wife with kids. That's the whole point of children- 18 years of slave labor under the guise of character building.

I can't wait until I have a garage just to make the little bastards clean it.