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Bobmuhthol
08-14-2003, 10:00 PM
Evoz was selling 7x leather breastplate for one coin, and was so desperate that he made up a bidder named Flash to bid against me. I finally won at 1.75mil. 5 minutes later I went to his table as pissed as ever.

>g evoz tab
g evoz tab
You approach the Ferocious Thrak Table, which is occupied. If you are sure you wish to join the people at that table, GO there again.
>You head over to the Ferocious Thrak Table.
[Ferocious Thrak Table]
You notice an enruned silver strongbox, a scratched monir box and a sturdy iron chest.
Also here: Lady Meriona, Evoz
Obvious exits: out
>'It's taking you a long time to say, "Sold."
You clearly say, "It's taking you a long time to say, "Sold.""
>
Evoz works his way into some buffed halfling leathers.
>
Evoz asks, "eh?"
>l evoz
>
You see Evoz.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to be young. He has black eyes and pale skin. He has a bald head.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a leathery pyrothag hide breastplate with a golden pegasus tooled on the chest in his right hand.
He is wearing some buffed halfling leathers, some sharply creased khaki pants, a scorched black pack, a ruby amulet, and a glowing amulet.
>'The breastplate. You never sold it.
* Coba is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
>
You clearly say, "The breastplate. You never sold it."
>
Evoz says, "its jew ass price"
>
Evoz makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Evoz gestures.
His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
>'You started it at one coin.
You clearly say, "You started it at one coin."
>
* Prospera just bit the dust!
>
Evoz says, "il sell it to you for 3 mil and thats more than fair"
>
Evoz says, "you can turn it around"
>
* Icerolose just bit the dust!
>squint
You squint.
>
Evoz says, "your not gonna get 7x for 3 mil anywhere"
>
Evoz says, "im just a crappy seller"
>'I don't care, I rightfully bought it for 1.75mil.
You clearly say, "I don't care, I rightfully bought it for 1.75mil."
>'There is nobody named "Flash", either.
You clearly say, "There is nobody named "Flash", either."
>
Meriona renews her song.
>'So I could have gotten it for a lot less.
>
You clearly say, "So I could have gotten it for a lot less."
>wt app evoz
Evoz could probably wipe the floor with you.
>
Evoz says, "like i said 3 mil is cheap ass hel for 7x gear and i never actualy said "sold""
>
* Ironblue just bit the dust!
>'I don't think you want your reputation ruined.
You clearly say, "I don't think you want your reputation ruined."
>
* Yennis is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!
>
Evoz says, "i really dont care"
>
Evoz taps a leathery pyrothag hide breastplate with a golden pegasus tooled on the chest.
'I think you're the one who sold me this, too.
>You clearly say, "I think you're the one who sold me this, too."
>tap topo
>
You tap a fel-hafted rolaren toporok.
>'I'll give you a few more minutes to think it over.
>
You clearly say, "I'll give you a few more minutes to think it over."
>'Because I think you do care.
>
You clearly say, "Because I think you do care."
>
Evoz asks, "whatcha wanna do about it?"
>
Evoz put a leathery pyrothag hide breastplate with a golden pegasus tooled on the chest in his black pack.
>
Evoz removes an ancient pitch black dagger from in his black pack.
>
Evoz removes a small pitch black shield from in his black pack.
>
Evoz asks, "wanna do something?"
>'You're going to fight me now? With a dagger?
You clearly ask, "You're going to fight me now? With a dagger?"
>l evoz
You see Evoz.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to be young. He has black eyes and pale skin. He has a bald head.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an ancient pitch black dagger in his right hand and a small pitch black shield in his left hand.
He is wearing some buffed halfling leathers, some sharply creased khaki pants, a scorched black pack, a ruby amulet, and a glowing amulet.
>'No, I don't want to do something. I want you to give me my breastplate.
You clearly say, "No, I don't want to do something. I want you to give me my breastplate."
>
Meriona renews her song.

* Moleron was just vaporized!

>
* Moleron just bit the dust!
>
* Suntzhu just bit the dust!
>
Evoz says, "gimmie 3 mil"
>
Evoz says, "1.25million handling fee"
>
Evoz put an ancient pitch black dagger in his black pack.
>
Evoz put a small pitch black shield in his black pack.
>
* Petalwind just bit the dust!
>
Evoz removes a leathery pyrothag hide breastplate with a golden pegasus tooled on the chest from in his black pack.
>
Evoz hefts his breastplate a few times, getting a feel for it.
>
Evoz carefully inspects his pyrothag hide breastplate.
>whis evoz Your reputation is now at my mercy, of which I have none. Out of the game, you're going to be ridiculed for acting like a sixteen-year-old punk with a pansy little knife. In the game, you will be ridiculed for being such a terrible merchant, and your wares won't be going for a lot of silver anymore. I can guarantee this, so rest assured. Nobody is going to like you very much.
>
You quietly whisper to Evoz, "Your reputation is now at my mercy, of which I have none. Out of the game, you're going to be ridiculed for acting like a sixteen-year-old punk with a pansy little knife. In the game, you will be ridiculed for being such a terrible merchant, and your wares won't be going for a lot of silver anymore. I can guarantee this, so rest assured. Nobody is going to like you very much."
>
Evoz whispers, "blow me"
>whis evoz Now get out of my face, you sack of fecal matter.
You quietly whisper to Evoz, "Now get out of my face, you sack of fecal matter."
>
Evoz whispers, "im leaving the lands"
>whis evoz THANK GOD.
You quietly whisper to Evoz, "THANK GOD."
>
Evoz intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Evoz gestures at you.
CS: +265 - TD: +45 + CvA: -2 + d100: +73 - -5 == +296
Warding failed!
Your mind goes completely blank.
Forced to stance offensive.

>
Evoz exclaims, "Shuush!"
>
Meriona exclaims, "yeah!"
>
Meriona says, "chut yo mouf"
>
Meriona crawls underneath the table and hides.
>
* Pallon just bit the dust!
>
You hear someone giggling.
>report Is this within policy: Evoz whispers, "blow me"?
REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone III staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.


Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.

>
Meriona comes out of hiding.
Meriona renews her song.
>


***** The GemStone III staff thanks you for reporting this problem. However, they feel it is more appropriate for you to use ASSIST for this issue. They wish to help all players fairly, in first-come, first-served order.

>assist request Evoz is a big idiot brain.
>
Your request has been sent to the GMs currently on duty.
You are number 3 in the queue.
You may cancel your request for assistance at any time by typing ASSIST CANCEL.
>



When I said, "I think you sold me this, too," I was referring to when Evoz was selling the toporok for 2mil, claiming it was crit weighted. I handed him a 1 coin note, he handed me the toporok and left the game. A few days later he thought to me, telling me he wants 2mil for the item, and eventually apologized. I told him I gave him the 2mil and the GMs took away his silver for ripping me off, heh.

Betheny
08-14-2003, 10:04 PM
I could take Evoz.

Drew2
08-14-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
>assist request Evoz is a big idiot brain.


ROFL
I don't think being an idiot brain is against policy.

Pallon
08-14-2003, 10:09 PM
* Pallon just bit the dust!

Damn!

That breastplate was pretty ugly anyway.

Bobmuhthol
08-14-2003, 10:12 PM
Rorac was going to pay me 2mil for it, but he's on Teras, so I was buying it for him.

Drew2
08-14-2003, 10:12 PM
[Script]>
An ice hound breathes an icy blast at you!

An ice hound hurls a freezing ball of pure cold at you!
AS: +185 vs DS: +150 with AvD: +52 + d100 roll: +42 = +129
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Ouch! What a stiff neck.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!
The freezing ball of pure cold strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of frost upon impact.
... 1 point of damage!
A cool breeze brushes your left leg, barely raising a hair.
An ice hound tries to bite you!
AS: +195 vs DS: +255 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +85 = +57
A clean miss.
The ice hound barks and shuffles backwards on its paws.
The ice hound sniffs at the air and growls low in the throat.
[Script]>sw
You are still stunned.

That's what I get for reading the boards.

Bobmuhthol
08-14-2003, 10:21 PM
He sold a 4x blessable lance for 1 coin, told the guy he was at Wayside when he was still invisible at my/his Thrak table, then left the game.

Scott
08-14-2003, 10:27 PM
No offense Bob, but the guy made it clear he wasn't going to sell it to you. Then simply pushing the matter further and further. Then he slept you, and the first thing you do is cry and report. I think you need grow up with him. What you did was Warclaidhmish.

Bobmuhthol
08-14-2003, 10:29 PM
Uhh, I reported because he said "blow me." I also cancelled my assist because the GMs are as retarded as Evoz 99% of the time.

theotherjohn
08-14-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
He sold a 4x blessable lance for 1 coin, told the guy he was at Wayside when he was still invisible at my/his Thrak table, then left the game.

True I was the guy

peam
08-14-2003, 11:03 PM
Is Evoz sold? He used to be eeeeeeevil and scary.

Artha
08-15-2003, 12:43 AM
What an idiot.

Parkbandit
08-15-2003, 10:11 AM
God.. can anything ever just be in character anymore?

Personally Bob.. I would have been on the amulet making fun of him and ruining his reputation as a merchant.

The whispers, reports and assists are for amateurs. Come on... just handle it in character.

longshot
08-15-2003, 10:24 AM
whatever you choose to do, I appreciate the heads up.

Thanks Bob

08-15-2003, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
You quietly whisper to Evoz, "Your reputation is now at my mercy, of which I have none. Out of the game, you're going to be ridiculed for acting like a sixteen-year-old punk with a pansy little knife. In the game, you will be ridiculed for being such a terrible merchant, and your wares won't be going for a lot of silver anymore. I can guarantee this, so rest assured. Nobody is going to like you very much."
>
Evoz whispers, "blow me"
>whis evoz Now get out of my face, you sack of fecal matter.
You quietly whisper to Evoz, "Now get out of my face, you sack of fecal matter."
>


Bob, you are such a little baby. You call him a sack of fecal matter and then report for "blow me". You are a typical antagonizer and REPORT abuser.

No wonder you hate Warclaidhm so much, he's stealing your act.

Bobmuhthol
08-15-2003, 04:57 PM
I solemnly apologize that calling someone a sack of fecal matter is within policy and blow me is not, you sack of fecal matter.

Betheny
08-15-2003, 05:04 PM
Congratulations! You are: Violent, bloody emesis!

Have a nice day.

Drew2
08-15-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I solemnly apologize that calling someone a sack of fecal matter is within policy and blow me is not, you sack of fecal matter.

08-15-2003, 11:31 PM
I have had several run-ins with Evoz. I will post them below. Evoz had been reading up on the ranger companion boards, and found the bug where if you get stunned, your companion will attack you. He used this to his advantage to get at Dragolyn.

Now as for my run-ins with Evoz

First it was Ta'Vaalor when he boiled me while talking to the Vaalorian Guards. Came out of nowhere... So... I waited for him to come attack me by the ferry. His boils missed, and here's what happened:

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an ancient runic Ashrim warblade at Evoz!
AS: +443 vs DS: +376 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +38 = +144
... and hit for 62 points of damage!
Gruesome, slashing blow to the side of Evoz's head!
Skull split open! Brain (and life) vanishes in a fine mist.

* Evoz drops dead at your feet!

The translucent sphere fades from around Evoz.
Evoz no longer bristles with energy.
Evoz glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The white light leaves Evoz.
The very powerful look leaves Evoz.
Evoz suddenly appears less powerful.
Evoz becomes solid again.
Evoz comes back into focus.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Evoz.
Evoz seems to be in a different place than you remember.
The bright luminescence fades from around Evoz.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Evoz.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Evoz.
The wall of force disappears from around Evoz.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
* Evoz just bit the dust!

You hear the ghostly voice of Evoz say, "Gay"

Then he picked a fight with me again on Teras a short while ago...

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an ancient runic Ashrim warblade at Evoz!
AS: +455 vs DS: +430 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +73 = +137
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.

* Evoz drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Evoz.
A luminescent aura fades from around Evoz.
Evoz comes back into focus.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Evoz.
Evoz seems to be in a different place than you remember.
Evoz becomes solid again.
Evoz glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Evoz seems a bit less imposing.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Evoz.
The translucent sphere fades from around Evoz.
Evoz loses some awareness.
The wall of force disappears from around Evoz.
The bright luminescence fades from around Evoz.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
You say, "Jackass."
>
You say, "This is the second time you've picked a fight with me, and I've embarrased you. Now leave me alone!"

Again, notice that he only starts shit when he's spelled up to the max? I really do hope he's leaving for good.

Seazarius

Artha
08-16-2003, 12:08 AM
next you should drag him to the middle of nowhere, LK him for a while, then say (on the net) you found a raiser for him and walk away.

[Edited on 8-16-2003 by Artha]