Bhaalizmo
04-06-2012, 11:42 PM
IorakeWarhammer aka Jaeden / Disk in Shattered, or Qaafil, Taajir, Mujhadin in Prime spends a good bit of time spouting his nonsense on the Shattered lnet channel even though he doesn't play Shattered anymore. I tired of his prattle and taunted him into coming to Shattered tonight even though previous attempts to do so have failed. Death ensued.
(If you're unfamiliar with IorakeWarhammer / Jaeden / etc, he has been banned from this forum in a dozen incarnations and is rather infamous round these parts. Don't take the following as some random attack on some innocent.)
On his way to EN to retaliate to the taunts:
[Eastern DragonSpine, Slope]
The wind gusts, mounding clouds up against the mountainside, obscuring vision and making movement difficult. Then, in the next gust, the clouds are driven away and the moon shines down brightly on the path, creating blinding reflections off the ice and, in its own way, making the path once again difficult to traverse. It is hard to decide which is preferable, clouds or moonlight. The wind makes its own decisions, however. You also see a steep mountainside and an icy path.
Obvious paths: none
>
Jaeden quickly climbs the path.
>519 jaeden
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Jaeden.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +81 - -5 == +267
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is stunned!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to chest. That hurts a bit.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 jaeden
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +23 - -5 == +209
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>514 jaed
Jaeden just left.
>
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Shattered]-GSIV:Qaatil: "ROFL" (9:59:33 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "silly primer. slammed" (9:59:46 PM)
[Shattered]-GSIV:Qaatil: "2 post-cap IMMOs cant fell me" (9:59:52 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "log back in. Lets see if 3 can." (10:00:06 PM)
Jaeden just arrived.
>The flames surrounding Jaeden flare up violently...
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to chest toasts skin nicely.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
>514 jaed
Jaeden falls to the ground and rolls, trying to extinguish the flames!
The flames surrounding Jaeden continue to burn.
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Stone Fist...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Jaeden.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
The dull golden nimbus surrounding Jaeden suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +27 - -5 == +213
Warding failed!
Jaeden tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>519 jaed
Jaeden jerks suddenly, then lets out an agonized moan.
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +99 - -5 == +285
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 25 points of damage!
Back bursts into a spectacular display of flames. Bet it hurts too.
He is stunned!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to back. Won't be sleeping on that for awhile.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 jaed
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +27 - -5 == +213
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm burns skin bright red.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm toasts skin to elbows.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 jaed
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +73 - -5 == +259
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm toasts skin to elbows.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 30 points of damage!
Left eye propelled out of socket by fiery explosion!
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
The very powerful look leaves Jaeden.
The white light leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden appears to lose some internal strength.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden loses a thorny barrier.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden appears less powerful.
The powerful look leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Jaeden suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Jaeden is no longer moving so silently.
Jaeden returns to normal color.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
The deep blue glow leaves Jaeden.
The air calms down around Jaeden.
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Jaeden's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The ghostly voice of Jaeden says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH."
>
* Jaeden just bit the dust!
10 minutes later...
(after much shit talking by Jaeden and an attempt to camp the OTF swim at 10817, an old Slunnty tactic. Due to the roundtime from the swim he was able to kill a few characters on the way into OTF.)
You are visible again.
You gesture.
A wave of snapping and crackling ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Jaeden is buffeted by the snapping and crackling ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the shocking attack.
... 60 points of damage!
Electric shock causes a strong enough convulsion to snap Jaeden's neck.
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
Jaeden appears less powerful.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Jaeden just bit the dust!
>'boom
The ghostly voice of Jaeden exclaims, "EEK!"
>
You say, "Boom."
...
and again a little bit later as he was leaving Ta'Illistim to camp the OTF swim again
Sheruvian Deathknight Jaeden just arrived.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Jaeden.
A wave of snapping and crackling ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Jaeden is buffeted by the snapping and crackling ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the shocking attack.
... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
Jaeden appears less powerful.
>
The ghostly voice of Jaeden says, "Rofl."
(If you're unfamiliar with IorakeWarhammer / Jaeden / etc, he has been banned from this forum in a dozen incarnations and is rather infamous round these parts. Don't take the following as some random attack on some innocent.)
On his way to EN to retaliate to the taunts:
[Eastern DragonSpine, Slope]
The wind gusts, mounding clouds up against the mountainside, obscuring vision and making movement difficult. Then, in the next gust, the clouds are driven away and the moon shines down brightly on the path, creating blinding reflections off the ice and, in its own way, making the path once again difficult to traverse. It is hard to decide which is preferable, clouds or moonlight. The wind makes its own decisions, however. You also see a steep mountainside and an icy path.
Obvious paths: none
>
Jaeden quickly climbs the path.
>519 jaeden
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Jaeden.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +81 - -5 == +267
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is stunned!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to chest. That hurts a bit.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 jaeden
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +23 - -5 == +209
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>514 jaed
Jaeden just left.
>
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Shattered]-GSIV:Qaatil: "ROFL" (9:59:33 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "silly primer. slammed" (9:59:46 PM)
[Shattered]-GSIV:Qaatil: "2 post-cap IMMOs cant fell me" (9:59:52 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "log back in. Lets see if 3 can." (10:00:06 PM)
Jaeden just arrived.
>The flames surrounding Jaeden flare up violently...
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to chest toasts skin nicely.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
>514 jaed
Jaeden falls to the ground and rolls, trying to extinguish the flames!
The flames surrounding Jaeden continue to burn.
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Stone Fist...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Jaeden.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
The dull golden nimbus surrounding Jaeden suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +27 - -5 == +213
Warding failed!
Jaeden tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>519 jaed
Jaeden jerks suddenly, then lets out an agonized moan.
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +99 - -5 == +285
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 25 points of damage!
Back bursts into a spectacular display of flames. Bet it hurts too.
He is stunned!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to back. Won't be sleeping on that for awhile.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 jaed
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +27 - -5 == +213
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm burns skin bright red.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm toasts skin to elbows.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
The flames around Jaeden continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 jaed
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Jaeden.
CS: +565 - TD: +386 + CvA: +2 + d100: +73 - -5 == +259
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Jaeden and he bursts into flame!
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm toasts skin to elbows.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 30 points of damage!
Left eye propelled out of socket by fiery explosion!
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
The very powerful look leaves Jaeden.
The white light leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden appears to lose some internal strength.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden loses a thorny barrier.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden appears less powerful.
The powerful look leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Jaeden suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Jaeden is no longer moving so silently.
Jaeden returns to normal color.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
The deep blue glow leaves Jaeden.
The air calms down around Jaeden.
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Jaeden's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The ghostly voice of Jaeden says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH."
>
* Jaeden just bit the dust!
10 minutes later...
(after much shit talking by Jaeden and an attempt to camp the OTF swim at 10817, an old Slunnty tactic. Due to the roundtime from the swim he was able to kill a few characters on the way into OTF.)
You are visible again.
You gesture.
A wave of snapping and crackling ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Jaeden is buffeted by the snapping and crackling ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the shocking attack.
... 60 points of damage!
Electric shock causes a strong enough convulsion to snap Jaeden's neck.
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
Jaeden appears less powerful.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Jaeden just bit the dust!
>'boom
The ghostly voice of Jaeden exclaims, "EEK!"
>
You say, "Boom."
...
and again a little bit later as he was leaving Ta'Illistim to camp the OTF swim again
Sheruvian Deathknight Jaeden just arrived.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Jaeden.
A wave of snapping and crackling ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Jaeden is buffeted by the snapping and crackling ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Jaeden's evil supreme armor of doom partially deflects the onslaught of the shocking attack.
... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
Jaeden appears less powerful.
>
The ghostly voice of Jaeden says, "Rofl."