Softball!

[AnticorRifling]

A bunch of us at work decided we needed something to do after work so we are now in a slow pitch softball league. It's "D" league meaning it's not all stars and it's more of a beer drinking league. We plan on playing for fun and if we win (and we will) cool.

We have a giant hat pinned with weird crap and stupid sayings, you wiff out and you wear the hat. We do stupid stuff like that. Our jerseys don't have our names on the back, they have nicknames that the other teamates gave to us (no one can pick their own) Here's the list:

The team name is: The Homies

07 C.R. Cruiser (Costa Rican Cruiser wouldn't fit on the jersey)
13 Sun Roof (He's going bald)
04 Yo MTV Raps (He thinks he's a rapper)
26 Satellite (Huge ears)
20 Kingpin (Good bowler)
72 Pudge (His uncle is Carlton Fisk)
10 Aquavelva (He's not a shower man he prefers colonge)
25 Hanky (Last name of Hankins)
22 Homie (He calls everyone homie)
01 Mayonnaise (Last name is Mayo)
24 Manilow (First name is Barry)
03 Dexter (Looks like Dexter from Dexter's Lab)
69 Pinky (That's me, Last name is Pinkerton)
21 Ole Lady (Homie's Wife)
11 Pig Pen (I think he ironed a shirt once...)
02 Lawn Dart (Long story)
420 Frodo (He looks like Frodo from LoTR)

[Wezas]

My guess if Frodo pulled for the 420 number?

And suprise yours is 69, Mr. 500+

[Skirmisher]

Lawn Dart! Lawn Dart! Lawn Dart!:clap:

[Kitsun]

Dude, I so want to see a life like Dexter.

[DeV]

Funny ass team names Anticor.

[Wezas]

So does the Ole Lady passed around the whole team? Or is she just the individual Homie's wife?

[DianaBanana]

Hehehehe Sun Roof. I have a few friends who are balding in their 20's, they are gonna hate me when I start in on them with this. :dance:

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Wezas
So does the Ole Lady passed around the whole team? Or is she just the individual Homie's wife?

Just the individual Homie's wife.

And lawn dart....

When he was like 16 he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a 4 story window and did a face plant. He spent like 4 months in a bed before he could move, got his face all redone, etc. That was like 10 years ago but as soon as we found out about it...LAWN DART!

He said he would be offended if it wasn't so damn funny, he's got the same sick sense of humor I have :cool:

[Latrinsorm]

I wish we had giant hats on my team. :cry:

I guess I'll have to take solace in the fact that we win all the time and would assuredly beat the pants off of Team The Homies. :cool:

[Drew2]

WTF You're the same age as me. Play baseball, not pussy softball, Latrin. Softball is for old people.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
WTF You're the same age as me. Play baseball, not pussy softball, Latrin. Softball is for old people. See here's the thing: I suck at baseball when it comes to hitting, fielding, throwing, and baserunning (I can keep score like a motherfucker, though). So rather than hit .008 and have a .5 fielding percentage, I play softball and have fun (.979 OPS). :)

Besides, Anticor can't be more'n 10 years older than us, can he?

[Hulkein]

I play softball too up at school Latrin, don't worry about it.. When we all turn 21 we'll be in a bar league too Anticor. Good shit.

[Sean]

Anticor is like 23 he just lives like hes ancient.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Tijay
Anticor is like 23 he just lives like hes ancient.

I'm 23 but I'm an old soul.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
The team name is: The Homies


ROFL! Now that's funny. I miss playing softball.

[Rhynik]

I've been on a team for a couple years. We're in the A league right now, we have a bunch of former baseball players on our team.

The guy that was the manager recently left, and we're trying to decide on a new name. I think we've narrowed it down to either Violated Choir Boys, or Balco Roid Ragers.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Rhynik
The guy that was the manager recently left, and we're trying to decide on a new name. I think we've narrowed it down to either Violated Choir Boys, or Balco Roid Ragers.

Is that suppose to be like a perv. preacher joke? Why not just go with Violated Alter boys if that, then?

[AnticorRifling]

Touched by a priest.

[AnticorRifling]

FYI if you're playing on our team and you strike out you get th wear the "HAT"

[Wezas]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Touched by a priest.

Hey, that's trademarked by me as a suggestion for the name of Kadumi's band.

But you can have it, because I think he's going with "Goldfish Suicide"

[Edited on 6-25-2004 by Wezas]

[AnticorRifling]

You know you're team is all IT people when the website goes live:

Homies (www.homiesoftball.com)

[AnticorRifling]

Ohh yeah I'm the guy in the yellow Corona visor, #69 Pinky.

[Latrinsorm]

How in the blue hell did you manage to only get 2 runs off of 11 hits?

[Hulkein]

Batting a lusty .000 eh?


Keep at it :D

[AnticorRifling]

That can't be right I haven't had 11 at bats yet heh.

[AnticorRifling]

Here is some serious softball action:

[AnticorRifling]

Yes it's a beer drinking league, yes I've been known to do some drinking during softball.

[Latrinsorm]

What I meant is your team only has 2 runs on 11 hits. Which is downright bizarre, considering I'm 99% sure you aren't all paraplegic (although you could just be posing for the picture).

[Chadj]

I totally used to play baseball.

Then I realized..

WTF? Why am I playing baseball?

Now I don't play baseball.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
What I meant is your team only has 2 runs on 11 hits. Which is downright bizarre, considering I'm 99% sure you aren't all paraplegic (although you could just be posing for the picture).

No that's right, first game we scored 2 runs it was real sad. I don't think the 11 would be hits though, had alot of folks hitting meatballs right to the short stop.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
You know you're team is all IT people when the website goes live:

Homies (www.homiesoftball.com)

Dude, the guy with the glasses to the far right is HAWT! Hook a sista up, ROFL.

[AnticorRifling]

That's Dexter. I want to kick him into origami shapes. He tried to get an attitude with me once and I didn't even have to raise my voice to send his bitch Russian ass packing. He sucks he couldn't hit the ground if he fell.

This thread is pretty cool. Where do I sign up? I'll wear the hat if I get beer.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
That's Dexter. I want to kick him into origami shapes. He tried to get an attitude with me once and I didn't even have to raise my voice to send his bitch Russian ass packing. He sucks he couldn't hit the ground if he fell.

Yeah he looks like a total dork, I say that in not a mean way. Next time hit him with the wooden bat and say sorry, you meant to hit him with your ugly stick.

P.S. I want a "Pinky" jersey and be your teams fan, just cos your teams name is "The Hommies".

Edited to say OMG THERE'S A TEAM NAMED "FIGHTING MULLETS" LOLOLOLOLOL! :lol2:

[Edited on 7-3-2004 by Lalana]

[AnticorRifling]

Some of our fans have jerseys. My wife has one and on the back it says I'm with stupid!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
My wife has one and on the back it says I'm with stupid!

ROFL, awesome.