The hunt of Norlamin(Reaper/Eschaton)

[Glaves]

Fucked with my homies crew, time to get a few back.

Ride or Die nigga!



>prep 519
cast reaper
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +546 - TD: +365 + CvA: +2 + d100: +9 - +40 == +152
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 7 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.
... 22 points of damage!
Flames incinerate left arm to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.
He is stunned!
... 12 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm toasts skin to elbows.
... 20 points of damage!
Flames incinerate muscle tissue in neck exposing the trachea. More than you ever wanted to see.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +546 - TD: +365 + CvA: +2 + d100: +93 - +40 == +236
Warding failed!
Small flames of yellow and orange hues begin to lick at Reaper. Before long, the flames grow more violent, reaching hungrily up his body. He falls to the floor and the flames engulf him. Black smoke rises in tendrils from the large blaze around Reaper as he burns.
* Reaper was just incinerated!

* Reaper drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Reaper.
Reaper seems hesitant.
Reaper seems a bit less imposing.
Reaper appears to lose some internal strength.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Reaper.
A white glow rushes away from Reaper.
The very powerful look leaves Reaper.
The white light leaves Reaper.
The bright luminescence fades from around Reaper.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Reaper, then vanishes.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Reaper.
The dim aura fades from around Reaper.
Reaper becomes solid again.
Reaper becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The brilliant aura fades away from Reaper.
The air calms down around Reaper.
Reaper seems slightly different.
The powerful look leaves Reaper.
The light blue glow leaves Reaper.
The deep blue glow leaves Reaper.
The opalescent aura fades from around Reaper.
A subtle light fades from Reaper's eyes.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Reaper suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Reaper appears less confident.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The Reaper disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

[TheEschaton]

4 srs.

[dszabo]

You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>cast reap
You gesture at Reaper.
Reaper looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
CS: +546 - TD: +335 + CvA: +2 + d100: +73 - +40 == +246
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 17 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is stunned!
... 17 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
... 22 points of damage!
Flames incinerate left arm to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Reaper screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>prep 519
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>cast reap
You gesture at Reaper.
The dull golden nimbus surrounding Reaper suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +546 - TD: +335 + CvA: +2 + d100: +58 - +40 == +231
Warding failed!
Small flames of yellow and orange hues begin to lick at Reaper. Before long, the flames grow more violent, reaching hungrily up his body. He falls to the ground and the flames engulf him. Black smoke rises in tendrils from the large blaze around Reaper as he burns.
* Reaper was just incinerated!
* Reaper drops dead at your feet!

The dim aura fades from around Reaper.
The very powerful look leaves Reaper.
The white light leaves Reaper.
Reaper becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The deep blue glow leaves Reaper.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Reaper and fade.
A subtle light fades from Reaper's eyes.
Reaper seems hesitant.
The air calms down around Reaper.
Reaper appears to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves Reaper.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Reaper.
A white glow rushes away from Reaper.
Reaper seems slightly different.
The opalescent aura fades from around Reaper.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Reaper, then vanishes.
Reaper becomes solid again.
The light blue glow leaves Reaper.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The ghostly voice of Reaper says, "I'm not quite dead yet."
>
The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
>
The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
>
* Reaper just bit the dust!
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
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The spirit of Reaper beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.
ETC ETC ETC....
>
As annoying in death as he is in life.....eh.

[Warriorbird]

2 Chainz!

[Drunken Durfin]

The ghostly voice of Reaper says, "I'm not quite dead yet."

Orly?

[Bhaalizmo]

Reaper pulls himself slowly out of the black pool, covered with mud and dripping water profusely.

>519 reaper
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Reaper.
Reaper looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
The dull golden nimbus surrounding Reaper suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +515 - TD: +365 + CvA: +2 + d100: +33 - +40 == +145
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char abdomen a crispy black.
He is stunned!
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to head catches ears on fire! Yeeoww!
... 7 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left hand burns fingers bright red.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to neck chars skin. Yuck!

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Reaper screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>
519 reaper
You feel at full magical power again.
You feel fully energetic again.
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +515 - TD: +365 + CvA: +2 + d100: +56 - +40 == +168
Warding failed!
Small flames of yellow and orange hues begin to lick at Reaper. Before long, the flames grow more violent, reaching hungrily up his body. He falls to the ground and the flames engulf him. Black smoke rises in tendrils from the large blaze around Reaper as he burns.
* Reaper was just incinerated!

* Reaper drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Reaper.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Reaper suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Reaper.
A white glow rushes away from Reaper.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Reaper.
Reaper appears less secure.
Reaper begins to breathe less deeply.
The deep blue glow leaves Reaper.
The dim aura fades from around Reaper.
The opalescent aura fades from around Reaper.
Reaper becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Reaper appears to lose some internal strength.
A subtle light fades from Reaper's eyes.
The very powerful look leaves Reaper.
The white light leaves Reaper.
The powerful look leaves Reaper.
The bright luminescence fades from around Reaper.
Reaper becomes solid again.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Reaper.
Reaper seems a bit less imposing.
Reaper seems hesitant.
The light blue glow leaves Reaper.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Reaper, then vanishes.
Reaper seems slightly different.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The ghostly voice of Reaper says, "I'm not quite dead yet."
>
* Reaper just bit the dust!
>
The Reaper disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

[4a6c1]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t165/Eesha85/tank-owned.jpg

[SHAWMAN]

Well this embarrassment has provided me with a crucial ignore list. It will be updated. Fight your own battles, make good choices and leave me to my own. Judge me once, petite, judge me twice, here's your tiara, judge me thrice go get laid Big time Bawler.

[BriarFox]

I see. So, the moral of this story is that Shawman/Reaper/Norlamin/Eschaton is both insane and incompetent.

[Bhaalizmo]

Judge me once, petite, judge me twice, here's your tiara, judge me thrice go get laid Big time Bawler.


wut

[dszabo]

Derpa derpa, I'm gonna insult how much you get laid because my wife left me and I'm a douchebag who can't come up with an insult other then being "petite".

There ya go Bhaalizmo, I think that's what he meant.

[Makkah]

He ain't swag.

[Bhaalizmo]

Tenlaar was like "King Missle - Detatchable penis is lame and bla bla fucking bla" so I keeled him. I love shattered.

You are visible again.
You gesture.
A wave of russet ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Trazz is buffeted by the russet ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow to temple drops Trazz in his tracks!

* Trazz drops dead at your feet!

The shimmering aura fades from around Trazz.
The dim aura fades from around Trazz.
Trazz appears less secure.
Trazz appears somehow different.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Trazz.
The faint blue glow fades from around Trazz's hands.
The deep blue glow leaves Trazz.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Trazz suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Trazz.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Trazz.
The light blue glow leaves Trazz.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Trazz.
Trazz seems a bit less imposing.
Trazz becomes solid again.
Trazz glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Beldin is buffeted by the russet ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
... 50 points of damage!
Blow to head removes skull!

* Beldin drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Beldin.
Beldin seems a bit less imposing.
The shimmering aura fades from around Beldin.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Beldin suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The deep blue glow leaves Beldin.
Beldin appears less secure.
The light blue glow leaves Beldin.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Beldin.
The bright luminescence fades from around Beldin.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Beldin.
The dim aura fades from around Beldin.
The faint blue glow fades from around Beldin's hands.
Beldin becomes solid again.
Tenlaar is buffeted by the russet ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
... 70 points of damage!
Blow to back removes the spinal column!

* Tenlaar drops dead at your feet!

The dim aura fades from around Tenlaar.
The light blue glow leaves Tenlaar.
The shimmering aura fades from around Tenlaar.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Tenlaar.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Tenlaar suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Tenlaar appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Tenlaar.
Tenlaar seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Tenlaar.
Tenlaar becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Tenlaar.
Tenlaar glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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* Tenlaar just bit the dust!
>
* Beldin just bit the dust!
>
* Trazz just bit the dust!
>
The ghostly voice of Tenlaar says, "I'm not quite dead yet."
>
The Trazz disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
The Beldin disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
The Tenlaar disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

[Tenlaar]

The best part - even after I died, it's still a crap song!

[Bhaalizmo]

Care to weigh in people of the PC?

King Missile - Detatchable Penis. Good song or crap song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[Tenlaar]

I have referred to a Gravity Bong hit as a GeeBer. Guess it's a colloquialism.

[DaCapn]

I have referred to a Gravity Bong hit as a GeeBer. Guess it's a colloquialism.

This is the only post so far in this thread that I could understand.

[Makkah]

http://shopping.memphisrap.com/images/cd_covers/Gangsta_Blac_Can_It_Be.jpg

GB.

[Warriorbird]

http://shopping.memphisrap.com/images/cd_covers/Gangsta_Blac_Can_It_Be.jpg

GB.

I think we're talking far more

http://www.orderhiphop.com/images/Gb-godblessthechild.jpg

But lol.

[Warriorbird]

I have referred to a Gravity Bong hit as a GeeBer. Guess it's a colloquialism.

The hunt of... 04-01-2012 12:39 AM Fail, Conan. Fail.

Fair enough. I always heard this referred to as a bucket.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Buckie.JPG/200px-Buckie.JPG

I thought you were making some Halfling-esque renaming of cheeba.