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Asile
03-23-2012, 07:10 AM
Enjoy.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/03/minnesota-teen-cant-bring-porn-star-to-prom/


A Minnesota high school senior who asked 600 porn stars to prom on Twitter will not be allowed to bring the one who said yes, his school said.

Mike Stone, 18, tweeted to his prospective dates: “i have dinner hotel and ill give u a massage to.”

The teenager told ABCNews.com he turned to Twitter after several girls at Tartan High School in Oakdale, Minn., turned him down.

“I didn’t expect this to get blown up. It’s great. Everyone at my school is supporting me,” Stone said.

But school administrators didn’t think so. They banned Megan Piper, 19, who is a Los Angeles-based adult entertainer, from attending prom.

Stone, whose mother said he has special needs, didn’t tell her about his porn star date at first.

“I was a little upset at first and I feel like I’m on my kids and know what they’re up to,” Diven Stone said. “But I support him and I don’t understand what her profession has to do with anything.”

In a statement released to ABC affiliate KSTP, Tartan High School said Piper’s attendance “would be prohibited under Tartan’s standard prom procedures and would be inconsistent with two school district policies.” Those policies prohibit activity that may lead to disruptions.

Piper said she is disappointed the school banned her from being Stone’s prom date, especially since she never attended her own high school prom.

“I can make this kid’s dream prom experience come true and get a chance to go to prom,” she told ABCNews.com. “It was a win for both of us.”

Mike and his date said they plan to throw their own “alternative prom” and invite the Tartan High School students to attend it instead.

As for that promised massage?

“If it happens, it will happen,” Stone said.

PS: I'll save you all the trouble (she's the one on the right):

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/541774/thumbs/s-MEGANPIPERMIKESTONEPROM-large.jpg

Kuyuk
03-23-2012, 07:41 AM
Right on dude.

SHAFT
03-23-2012, 10:30 AM
I went straight to google, shoulda scrolled down.

What a great idea that kid had. Makes me want to use twitter. Hopefully he gets a reach-around out of it

Bhaalizmo
03-23-2012, 12:19 PM
Hopefully he gets a reach-around out of it

Wait... what? Doesn't a reach-around imply she'd be effing him in the arse?

Liagala
03-23-2012, 12:21 PM
Wait... what? Doesn't a reach-around imply she'd be effing him in the arse?
I think the implication is that the school is already doing so? That's how I took it, anyway.

Kronius
03-23-2012, 12:27 PM
What has happened to the America Ive knowm? When a precocious, innovative young man cannot bring a porn star to his own prom? This is not the America I want to live in

Jarvan
03-23-2012, 03:50 PM
I don't get it, Those policies prohibit activity that may lead to disruptions.?

Wouldn't that be.. The Prom itself? I mean, Music and dancing do this all the time ( aka Footloose)

What if he had gotten a regular celebrity?

It's more likely the school board is pissed this kid would get some.

WRoss
03-23-2012, 04:53 PM
I don't get it, Those policies prohibit activity that may lead to disruptions.?

Wouldn't that be.. The Prom itself? I mean, Music and dancing do this all the time ( aka Footloose)

What if he had gotten a regular celebrity?

It's more likely the school board is pissed this kid would get some.

If I was on the school board, I'd suggest we bring her to our next meeting so we can research this matter further.

SHAFT
03-23-2012, 05:00 PM
Wait... what? Doesn't a reach-around imply she'd be effing him in the arse?

I always thought of a reach around has just a backwards hand job. I see where your thoughts are though

Bhaalizmo
03-30-2012, 09:49 AM
I always thought of a reach around has just a backwards hand job. I see where your thoughts are though

Well that's not what we called em when I gave em... ermm... I mean when I looked it up.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
03-30-2012, 11:06 AM
Well that's stupid. Especially since it's not like he didn't try with the girls at his school first.

I bet their alternative prom will be 100 times better, anyway.

Delias
03-30-2012, 11:39 AM
Look, all I know is, I love "The Girl Next Door". If that movie is anything to go by, the porn star will change is life with something incurable. An incurable sense of adventure. Or herpes. Whatever. All the same, fuck the police.

Bhaalizmo
03-30-2012, 11:48 AM
fuck the police.

comin straight from the underground
a young wigger's porn prom got shot down