My Katana Needs a Name

[Bobmuhthol]

HPEL!!!!

Plz ignore the gayness of my blanket.

[SpunGirl]

Name it Pretty Pony Katana.

-K

[Drew]

Has anyone else seen the video of the home shopping network guy trying to demonstrate how strong the replica katana they were selling were, when he started banging it against the table and it broke and a piece jabbed him? Hilarious

Whenever I see a stainless steel replica sword I always think of that.

Name it Bob's Bitchin Blade

[SpunGirl]

Or, "Connie likes my sword" Katana.

-K

[Drew]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Or, "Connie likes my sword" Katana.

-K

Nice move with the double entendre

[Sweets]

Bob has a sword?:scared2:

[SpunGirl]

A big shiny one.

-K

[Drew2]

NAME IT THE HITORI HANZO SWORD PLZ.



GOD WILL BE CUT.

[Wezas]

Name it "Inigo Montoya"

[Wezas]

reading the subject of this post again, I suddenly started humming "My katana has a first name.... it's o-s-c-a-r...."

::edited because I just realized I hit quote instead of edit::

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by Wezas]

[SpunGirl]

Wezas, you are a dork. No one would ever name a katana Oscar.

-K

[Drew2]

Just for that, i'm going to watch the Home Shopping Network until I can get a katana and name it Oscar.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Wezas
Name it "Inigo Montoya"

You keeled my father, prepare to die!

[longshot]

Originally posted by Tayre
NAME IT THE HITORI HANZO SWORD PLZ.



GOD WILL BE CUT.

I do an amazing Hattori Hanzo impersonation.


The katana seems a bit, I don't know... like it was taken from an 80's rock video.

I know you're too young for this Bob, but there was a cartoon called JEM...

it was about a female rockband that fought crime and the "evil" band.

The bad girls band in JEM would carry that.

Sorry... it is a nice sword though.

A name, huh?

How about... scrotum seeker?

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by longshot]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How about "My Katana isn't forged steel and if I get into a fight with a real one it will snap and stab me in my peepee"

[Drew2]

ROFL.

That was funny purely because he said pp.

[Wezas]

Looking for a gay sword on Ebay I found this one, but it used to belong to ParkBandit:

PB's Gay Pursuit Toy Sword (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=378&item=690737992 8&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

[Drew]

Here's the video I was talking about. I couldn't find the full version, but just imagine this guy talking for about 30 seconds about how strong these katanas are and how you can just bang them and they will hold together.

My favorite part is when the producer comes on the screen and can't decide if he should keep on shilling the merchandise or help the other guy.

Link to the video:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/katanaslip.mpg

Non-direct link:
http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=katanaslip.mpg

[Wezas]

BWAHAHAHAHA "He may need surgery"

[SpunGirl]

Thanks for posting that, Drew, I'm totally dying here.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Tayre
Just for that, i'm going to watch the Home Shopping Network until I can get a katana and name it Oscar.

I can picture you now sitting at home, ironing your laundry with curlers in your hair watching QVC.

Those diamonelle (sp?) earrings would look REAL nice.

-K

[DianaBanana]

QVC sells diamonique. My mother watches that station way too much when she's home. :yes:

[SpunGirl]

Diamonique!!!?!? I feel so sad for getting it wrong. How with the Home Shopper's Club ever forgive me!?!? :(

-K

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Diamonique!!!?!? I feel so sad for getting it wrong. How with the Home Shopper's Club ever forgive me!?!? :(

-K

SpunGirl how dare you confuse the two stations! QVC is by far much better than HSN! Hmph! :lol:

What I mean to say is, they are to distinctly different television shopping channels. la la de da. :P

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by DianaBanana]

[SpunGirl]

Right-o. Next time I have a shopping from TV question, I know who to ask.

-K

[Artha]

Name it |<474n4.

edit: Or 1337 h4xx3r.

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by Artha]

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Right-o. Next time I have a shopping from TV question, I know who to ask.

-K

:moon2:

[Satira]

Name it Charge, so you can go

CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!! and then swing it and slice a head off.

[Scott]

The "big, bad katana" looks out of place with the little girly horses on your bed.

[Methais]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
The "big, bad katana" looks out of place with the little girly horses on your bed.

MWUAHAHAHA. If it wasn't for that and the QVC clip, I'd say DUMBEST THREAD EVER. But since it had a cool link...

[Bobmuhthol]

<<edit: Or 1337 h4xx3r.>>

Not a bad idea.

<<NAME IT THE HITORI HANZO SWORD PLZ.>>

Hattori.

[Zeyrin]

Hey Bob,

Name the Katana Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.

[Latrinsorm]

Bob sure looks different when he's smiling.

[Wezas]

What about "Boo Hoo, why don't you cry about it"?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Zeyrin
Hey Bob,

Name the Katana Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.

Snoogins.


Name your sword "SPOON"

[Wezas]

Why not name it Connie2?

[Methais]

Name it RUFFLESOUPIUMUSHITITSCRABMYWEINERBLOBREASTRALALALA LALAZYSHITRIXAREFORKIDSMOKEDOPEYLITTLEREDRIDINGTHU GOATCHEESESHUTUPLOUPUSSYOUHAVENONADPROTECTION

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RUFFLESOUPIUMUSHITITSCRABMYWEINERB LOBREASTRALALALALALAZYSHITRIXAREFORKIDSMOKEDOPEYLI TTLEREDRIDINGTHUGOATCHEESESHUTUPLOUPUSSYOUHAVENONA DPROTECTION

[Soulpieced]

Methais, I made that picture, so give credit where credit is due. Though I should have pshopped out the ebaumsworld.

[Methais]

I couldn't remember who made it. So anyway....Soulpieced made it.

(c) 2004 Methais-says-Soulpieced-made-that-picture-that-he-stole-from-ebaumsworld, Inc.
All Wrongs Reserved

[Edited on 6-22-2004 by Methais]

[Blazing247]

Name it "OH OH OH UGH UGH UGH OW OW OW OH STOP OH STOP UGH UGH UGH I CAN'T BREATHE STOP UGH UGH". (http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=855) You know, for the sound people will make when you stab them with it.

[Edited on 6-22-2004 by Blazing247]

[Wezas]

An awesome clip, Blazing, I laughed everytime I heard it until I saw the video a few weeks ago.

Well actually I still laugh.

[Blazing247]

<Well actually I still laugh.>

I was driving home from work the other day and a Philly radio station (think it was MMR) was giving away money to the person who did the best imitation of the groans. Some guy put his dog on the phone and it sounded just like her, haha.

[Methais]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. MWUAHAHAHAHA

[Bobmuhthol]

Update! Names:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Bobmuhthol/200.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How many people see Bob dancing around in his room like Star Wars kid with his swords?

I do.

[Scott]

Screw swords... buy guns. You can actually kill something with a gun....

[Blazing247]

<Screw swords... buy guns. You can actually kill something with a gun....>


Especially when they PWN you in Cyberstike. (http://members.home.nl/r.geraads/lolol.swf)

[jabst192]

way to sport the duct tape on mr. plastic bob

[Tsa`ah]

- It's cheap
- It's inadequate
- It's a knock-off
- It's lame
- It couldn't hold up to the real thing
- You'll never need it no matter how much you believe you will


I'm thinking you should re-name it Klaive.

[asshole89]

first of all, those swords suck. you should name them all penis and call it a day.

[Varsus]

Ok so i know these pics are super crappy... but its a webcam...

Ill get my digi out later and take some real pics.

but

A Real Katana: (4500 folds, 3/4 done)

http://www.freewebs.com/varsus/Images/katana1.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/varsus/Images/katana2.jpg

I won't name mine till its done.

-Varsus

Why not get a blade that will compensate for all your.. insecurities.. that has functional purposes; a swiss army knife or something to open the UPS packages the next time you buy one of those cracked out "katanas" on e-bay..?

As for a name...

How about, "The no hit wonder."

[Methais]

What exactly do you plan to do with those katanas anyway Bob?

[Bobmuhthol]

Owning them.