Selling: A dwarven-crafted ale keg bound with mithril straps

[Hips]

Okay guys, I'm selling "a dwarven-crafted ale keg bound with mithril straps." It weighs around 3 pounds, is beltworn, and holds a large amount.
Melli made 8 or so last night for those of us on Teras at the Dwarven cultural pageant.
I know one of you who plays a dwarf would appreciate this a hell of a lot more than Michiko... so make me an offer. :)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'll give ya 100k!

[Celexei]

125k

[Nakiro]

Does it close?

[Hips]

Originally posted by Nakiro
Does it close?

Yes.

[Zeyrin]

200k

[Hips]

Okay, whoever has offered the most by 7:30 PM tomorrow (Eastern) gets it.
The current bid is 200k to Zeyrin.
If you're interested, you can post here, send me a U2U, or use my AIM sn (sweetlittleagony). Good luck!

[Parkbandit]

250K

-Falgrin, the dwarf.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I want to bid just so I can say Tayvin > Falgrin

[Zeyrin]

300k

- Zeyrin, the Drunken Dwarf

[Parkbandit]

350K

-Falgrin, the "I kin 'old me liquor be'er den Zeyrin any day" dwarf

[Hips]

Bump.
Bidding closes in 4 hours.
Falgrin is still winning with 350k.

>remove mug
You remove a keg-shaped dwarven ale mug from your belt.
>wear mug
You attach a keg-shaped dwarven ale mug to your belt.
>look mug
Crafted of aged beechwood, the mug appears to be a miniature version of a keg -- the bolted steel bands ringing it slightly loose from years of rough use. A plethora of ale-stains have seeped into the ancient wood, imparting a shadowed, splotchy appearance to its unpolished surface. A strip of leather allows the mug to be looped through the belt, and a thick border of grey knotwork edges it, encircling a small invar waraxe inlaid in the center of the worn leather.

My dwarfy cup totally pwnz yers.

Edited for ass-hole-ism.

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[Parkbandit]

No more bumping!!!

[Parkbandit]

FUCK! I just bumped it!!

:oops:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I bid 375k! I just saw this topic because I'd forgotten about it earlier. Thanks PB!

[Mint]

500k. Why? Just because...

[Parkbandit]

Fucker.

376K... because Tayvin is worth 1 fucking thousand silvers to me.. not 25 thousand.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I <3 Mint

[Parkbandit]

Bah.

Mint hates me and that makes me sad :(

I blame losing the keg on Tayvin. Come to HS later and watch me torture him.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Fucker.

376K... because Tayvin is worth 1 fucking thousand silvers to me.. not 25 thousand.

try and keep up, current bid is 500k

[Mint]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Bah.

Mint hates me and that makes me sad :(


:( no, I just happen to have a dwarf cleric that is more of a lush than you.


Have to go to work Michiko. If I win it I will be around late tonight.

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by Mint]

[Parkbandit]

Hmm...

Mint is offline and won't be back until later... well after the bidding has ended.

SUCKER!!!!!

510K!!

DIE MINT, IN A NON-DYING SORT OF WAY!!!

[Mint]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Hmm...

Mint is offline and won't be back until later... well after the bidding has ended.

SUCKER!!!!!

510K!!

DIE MINT, IN A NON-DYING SORT OF WAY!!!

Oh I shoulda mentioned I was going to work SOON. Hah. 600K Michiko.

[DeV]

:lol:

[Parkbandit]

Me >:blackcloud:< Mint and her mean friends.

Hmmm... I must come up with a plan to seperate Mint from her new keg and maybe her clothes...

:thinking:

[Mint]

ROFL Best use of smilies I have seen to date. Although I think you are just biding your time until I leave for work to outbid me.

I am feeling the urge to call in sick. I hardly ever do that and have like 3 weeks saved up. Hmm.

[Zeyrin]

Y'all are going to make me shatter my piggy bank I was saving for clerical school, aren't you?

[Zeyrin]

625k

[Hips]

Current bid is 625k to Zeyrin, bidding ends in approximately 27 minutes.

[Edited on 6-21-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Trinitis]

umm..that would be 625k..not 62k

[Hips]

5 minutes.

[Trinitis]

10k, a cookie in GS, and a date with Tayre. I think I can swing that!

[Hips]

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
10k, a cookie in GS, and a date with Tayre. I think I can swing that!

I'll take the cookie and the date, but only if date is slang for "driving to Canada and beating someone with a bat imbedded with metal and glass shards."

[Hips]

Alrighty Zeyrin, it's yours. :D

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
10k, a cookie in GS, and a date with Tayre. I think I can swing that!

I'll take the cookie and the date, but only if date is slang for "driving to Canada and beating someone with a bat imbedded with metal and glass shards."

Wow. Angry Michi. Hott :heart:

[Mint]

Damn. Um, you do realize, PB, that Zeyrin woulda won it whether I bid or not, right? So no targetting my hard earned gems and silver in game.

[Zeyrin]

Sorry Mint, a dwarf's gotta do what a dwarf's gotta do.

:shrug:

[Parkbandit]

Yea.. and I was even nice to Zeyrin...

JUST when you think you know someone.. he stabs you in the back.

Whoa is me.... :no:

[Hips]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Yea.. and I was even nice to Zeyrin...

JUST when you think you know someone.. he stabs you in the back.

Whoa is me.... :no:

I think you mean woe. :D

[Kitsun]

Unless ParkBandit is really...NEO!

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Kitsun
Unless ParkBandit is really...NEO!

LOL That's hilarious.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Kitsun
Unless ParkBandit is really...NEO!

I'm picturing Gimli's head on Neo's body and it's just too ridiculous. :lol:

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Yea.. and I was even nice to Zeyrin...

JUST when you think you know someone.. he stabs you in the back.

Whoa is me.... :no:

Sorry dude, I guess stealing in the park isn't as profitable as it once was. ;)

Can't spell today. Well, ok, anyday.

[Edited on 6-22-2004 by Zeyrin]

[Edited on 6-22-2004 by Zeyrin]

[Parkbandit]

Please.. you overpaid for the item. And online poker is MUCH more profitable than stealing in the park :)

PS- Stop picturing my body so much Michiko... I'm not just a sex symbol.. I DO have a mind you know.

:nono: