Fortune Cookies...

[Ceyrin]

A few weeks ago the the wife, kids and I were all having chinese food. These two fortunes came from our cookies. I lol'd...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/Fellcasters/WP_000014.jpg

Wow... sorry it's so fucking big. I took the picture with my new phone and I didn't bother to edit the .jpg it made when I ported it over.

[Unfain]

Remember to add in bed at the end..makes them all the more enjoyable. :yes:

[DCSL]

The biggest thing I'm taking away from this thread is that you have kids.

[Musicalia]

The biggest thing I'm taking away from this thread is that you have kids.

I LOL'd more with this than the fortunes. Just sayin'.

[Gweneivia]

I had one once that said "Minimize expectations to maximize happiness." and I thought:

1. IN BED!
2. what shitty advice. Though it's kind of true, what ever happened to "shooting for the stars?" (in bed)

[zoopy]

yep