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Fortybox
01-27-2012, 03:15 AM
Lulz:

[Shattered]-You: "huh?" (12:13:41 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "listen good" (12:13:44 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "sometimes I have no idea wtf you are talking about, heh" (12:13:50 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "which is the eviler thing" (12:13:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "vote for some greedy twisted money hungry fuck...or dont vote?" (12:14:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "that is the question" (12:14:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "lesser of two evils. dont vote" (12:14:32 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "ron paul" (12:14:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Ron paul right!" (12:14:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "hes worse than we are" (12:14:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "it doesn't matter really who you vote for" (12:14:52 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "nowai" (12:14:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "hes just as much of a pussy as them yo" (12:14:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "they elect who they want" (12:14:57 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "ron paul is my hero" (12:15:02 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "and whoever does get elected does what they're told, so whatever" (12:15:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "you dotn actually publically say why their full of shit in words. ( which he has right ) ( wrong )" (12:15:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ill tell you all like i told GS" (12:15:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "his first run made me wanna fuckin puke ok" (12:15:49 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "you dont embarres human rights and intelligence with republican domcratic bullshit" (12:16:10 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "you speak the truth and humility of your own mom" (12:16:24 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "are u drunk?" (12:16:38 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "speak to Nathan Fuckin SHaw of republican Democratic stupidity your first run...piss away polotics on carck" (12:16:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "no" (12:16:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "working on it though" (12:17:11 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "jus checkin, heh" (12:17:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "trust me man" (12:17:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "if you were wihtm e right now" (12:17:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "youde sign up" (12:17:14 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "no?" (12:17:21 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "im drinkin my powerade. yeah!" (12:17:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "tell that dingle berry that yes id vote for him if the bullshit he providfed the man wasnt currently the toilet paper i wipe my ass with" (12:17:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "thank you very much" (12:17:54 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and im proud to day it" (12:18:00 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "vote for satan" (12:18:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "atan doesnt know what the fuck theirt doing" (12:18:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i know right" (12:18:29 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "actually, I would vote for tebow" (12:18:29 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "who the fuck is tebow?" (12:18:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Ru ill introduce you to the real Rupaul you down?" (12:18:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "oh yeah he blocked me out of his life" (12:19:10 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "heh" (12:19:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "yeah im actually crazy" (12:19:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "but moreso than youll ever know" (12:19:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "honestly. dingle fuckin sidline retards like governors and out last 4 presidents can suck my fucking balls" (12:20:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and im talking like every governor in the country" (12:20:22 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "look up your local governor and look at what legislature and guidelines their impact on society has been imposing" (12:20:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "population" (12:21:01 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "population" (12:21:09 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "population" (12:21:10 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "population" (12:21:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "population" (12:21:12 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "ew you are one of those weird politics people" (12:21:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "they arer just as much as a number 1 than i have been my whole life. muse is waaaay cooler than being a total duschbag for the man though" (12:21:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "especially when god thanks you for it" (12:21:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "no. just a realist" (12:22:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "like ron paul" (12:22:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i know right" (12:22:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Sylvester: "who areyou talking to" (12:22:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "publicity is to fucks is to publicity is to numbers. non existant" (12:22:34 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "myself" (12:22:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "who are you talking to is the question" (12:22:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "hows mommy and daddy RU?" (12:22:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "you wanna get all freaky on my shit" (12:22:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Sylvester: "fuck, i logged off my prime guy to set this up to script tonight, i'm losti n this convo" (12:23:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "its ok man. im here" (12:23:11 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "im lost too, heh" (12:23:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Sylvester: "you goin off the res?" (12:23:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "son of a bish" (12:23:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Sylvester: "its cool to go all bat shit crazy, but dont hurt anyone other than yourself... and maybe ruru" (12:23:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "how do i defend against the elctric bolt to the heart?" (12:24:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "lightning resist?" (12:24:26 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "yeah well welcome man" (12:24:38 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Sylvester: "that would seem to be the right thing if you ask me, i'm going to bed later dude... lol" (12:24:44 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "what keeled u" (12:25:04 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "my pleasure sylvester" (12:25:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "have a wonderful night" (12:25:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "electrical flare from a gleaning crystal edged sword on a scout eh" (12:25:45 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "gleaming" (12:25:52 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "ah" (12:25:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "im assuming electrical is same as lighting resist or no?" (12:26:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ill have to sk" (12:26:16 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "yeah" (12:26:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "im with you on going to teras though" (12:26:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "OTF provides the sasme bullshit as teras with half as many critters to fry off of" (12:26:54 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i have gotten to know you man" (12:27:04 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "lnet is 20 years behind yo" (12:27:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and i aint no dad" (12:27:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "id reeaaaly love to speak with yall in person via voice chat but nobvody seems to be down with that funky groove" (12:27:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "<---oldschool mirc soldier" (12:28:04 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "i dont like ventrilo" (12:28:06 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "yeah. im no fool" (12:28:13 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "people sound creepy" (12:28:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "more of a metalhead irish drinker" (12:28:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ah youde like me" (12:28:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "you already know me lol" (12:28:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "most people cant actually say that" (12:28:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "or i gues " thed like too "" (12:29:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "right right" (12:29:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "xbox time" (12:29:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "night RUpaul" (12:29:20 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "bai!" (12:29:25 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "thanks for listening to my rambles" (12:29:29 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "sont think anyone will actually ever listen here" (12:29:41 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "thats ok though" (12:29:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "im all kinds of set up in life" (12:29:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "oh well right" (12:30:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Night Sylpleasure" (12:30:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "=)" (12:30:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "politics are republican elephant nostrils that portude idiocy which equals the square route of the golden ratio" (12:31:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "or wait, thats us" (12:31:33 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "like 911" (12:31:48 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "taliban Osama obama" (12:32:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "trilaterla" (12:32:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "warlock convection oven of christ luscifer jesus baby doll horse shit honkey towm froydian love potion jewels" (12:32:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "oh i mean..." (12:32:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "USA" (12:32:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "USof A" (12:33:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "250 billion on shit we dont need? check!" (12:33:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "27 air craft carriers to the worlds combined 18!!!" (12:33:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "CHECK" (12:33:49 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "you're scaring me" (12:34:05 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "WAR WE DONT HAVE A FUCKING BELONGING IN OTHER THAN SELF IMPLICATION CHECK!" (12:34:10 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Stout: "Don't forget the billionaires with 12 homes, calling the homeless bums." (12:34:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ok ill stop now" (12:34:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "hey stout you be quiet you know their listening" (12:34:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Stout: "lol" (12:34:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Patriotism actism trilateral ship across the 80'sism that scared pornography itself to death with mother mary and its three little hens" (12:35:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "we trained osama bin laden in counter terrorism" (12:35:43 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he died a lonjnnnng time ago" (12:35:49 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he also dint leave behind a GIANT WARCAMO THAT TOOK HOURS TO DEPLETE VIE MISSLES" (12:36:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "in lew of his departurte america stasyed in iraq killing thousands of innocent people whilr fucking their own responsibilities and respect 100 fold fore oil" (12:36:44 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Stout: "Are you reading directly from the blog that guy had who shot the senator in Arizona, or ad-libbing?" (12:37:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "nbow thats patriotism and the election of if not the biggest, one of the biggest failured of presidentail candadacy that has evrer been know to said USA" (12:37:19 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ask yourself" (12:37:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "longest war in american history" (12:37:56 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Stout: "I think ad-libbing." (12:38:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "you children wilkl know it as terrorism" (12:38:04 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Stout: "LOL. No they won't. We're the vietnam soldier's children. We don't see Vietnam as a war to stop persecution, we see it as a colossal fuck-up." (12:38:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "USA is one of the leading terrorists iif not the leading terrorist ion the world by spreading funds across warland claiming hitler and terrorist breeding grounds as its subject" (12:38:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "my current question to the government is as follows. : read acrefully" (12:39:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: ""Obama, are you ready and willing to devote your own family to drining doewn a street in the middle of an IED ridden road in the middle of fucking nowhere to drive home oil?"" (12:40:09 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "driving*" (12:40:19 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "thanks for fucking upo our country" (12:40:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Bush had it right like Clinton didnt do anyhtring to be a great all around president. IQ= 122" (12:41:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ill pay one million dollars to anyone who can affors me the truth of an IQ test for Obama bush or Clintonm" (12:41:38 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "not gonna happen you know why? same reason the last CIA pres got kicked out of office. he dindt leave" (12:42:05 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "its all abot money power and conviction" (12:42:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "weve spen more time on conviction than iraq has in the last 100 years in 15 years. you knowq why?" (12:42:50 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "BECAUSE IT WAS WRONG OF US TO PRCEED AFTER WE KILLED HUSSEIN" (12:43:06 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "yeah we killed hitler grat" (12:43:13 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "stop there" (12:43:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "dont put their only resource in jepordy becuse we dont know how to add and subtract" (12:43:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "fire" (12:43:54 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "fire" (12:43:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "last hitler we killed= we fed hundreds of thouseand sof hugnry people across europe risking our own lives to prtect mankind" (12:47:19 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i dare any man officer or serviceman to tell me thats not the case and walk away from it" (12:47:40 AM)
child in the face knowing that if they become serviece men and women that they could kill innocent creatures and people simply because we as a country stated that they were wqrong and we wree right. i dont know a fuckin towel head man they are crazy. so are we" (12:50:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and if you have intelligence." (12:50:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "tell Obama yeah im gonna end the war bin laden that i said to fuck off you selfsih ignorant fuck" (12:50:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "I am an American" (12:51:04 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i will wirte a letter to those dumbshits before i ewver bomb someone. owe wait thats us now. but its ok kids. we are right. theyare wrong" (12:51:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "like hundreds of thousand sof towel heads man. dead" (12:52:10 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ok lts sell america to chins" (12:52:56 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "china*" (12:53:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "come on Ru" (12:53:07 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "lets sell america to China" (12:53:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "see what happenms" (12:53:16 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Kreios: "you drunk? lol. this is way too serious." (12:53:32 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "huh?" (12:53:41 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "if anything we can exploiut their nuclear tecnology even though weve deveolped more ad paid to develop more bombs than anyone in the history of mankingd in the last 100 years" (12:53:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "what the zulu did to war by killing man is dwarfed by the slaughter and effect that AMerica has created since pearl harbor" (12:54:38 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "now for a real fact" (12:54:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "My grandfather blew his head off with a shotgun" (12:54:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "prostate cancer" (12:54:57 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "you're scaring me dood" (12:55:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he wrote us three kids for ( had four kids but onlky wrote my dads kids ) ( genius right? )" (12:55:29 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "it expained his day in peark harboir" (12:55:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Alfred Shaqw" (12:55:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Alfred Shaw" (12:55:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he woke up to an explosion then realized his entire bunk area was on fire" (12:56:13 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he went to his gunnery position as planned after much hesitaition ( i wont get into ) and just before arrival his gunner waqs blown to fucking bits" (12:56:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he then explained that the war itslef in his eys nhad become hell on eath" (12:57:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "now you tell me. am i a terroridst that deserves to die because of his radical ideas. or someone who comes first hand knowing an uncle form viet nam or a grandfather from pearl harbor that knows that war in general is wrong" (12:58:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and should simply never happen" (12:58:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "wanna get high?" (12:59:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "my last words from my grandfather ( could strike a match on his cheek ) were that war is not an acceptable form of diplomacy or society. it is an end to mankind. not a biginning" (12:59:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i think ill do that now" (12:59:27 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "i think we are past that" (12:59:33 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "don't forget to bring a towel!" (12:59:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "no offense guys. im 29 and have probably thought more of war than you could ever cmprehend" (12:59:50 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "essentails man" (12:59:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "its a musty" (1:00:02 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i drive a v8" (1:00:10 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "makes me feel good some 8 year old kid died in school form a c4 spitting fire monster we paid for to get the gas i need to drive it. at 4 dollars a gallon" (1:00:48 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "v8 is full of vegetablez" (1:00:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "nbow that my friends...is diplomacy" (1:00:56 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "just remember guts. it neeever happened" (1:01:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "the men that gave their lives to keep America in peace. neeeevr happened" (1:01:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "shhh oil isnt the trilateral commision that we run. their just the " only ones " that can do it" (1:02:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "SHHH" (1:02:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "thewir listening" (1:02:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Patriotism yo, my computer is listening" (1:02:49 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "matrix n shit" (1:02:56 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Neo evn" (1:03:09 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Zero cool" (1:03:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Abraham Linchon" (1:03:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "now he...would be proud" (1:03:33 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "civil war. now thats easy shit" (1:05:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Taking 1/3 of a continent into combatitive state. Now thats something." (1:06:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Spread the love defense department" (1:06:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "spread the mother fucking love" (1:06:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i should have been a banker" (1:06:39 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Stupid is as stupid does Forrest." (1:07:13 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Night ladies" (1:07:29 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "so your conclusion is to vote for ron paul then?" (1:08:05 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "yes" (1:08:38 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "actually. when my parents had nothing to say of politics and thier..." own way " and i mean nothing. I decided. dont vote" (1:09:10 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "now ask yourself this Ru....which is better" (1:09:26 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "vote for an idiot or not to vote." (1:09:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "money man. now thats language we can all speak" (1:10:20 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "or dildos" (1:10:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "billionaires with 12 mansions and bush as president owe MY!" (1:10:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "OH MY" (1:10:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Trilateral conditions run down by opec itself yet here we lie! OH MY!" (1:11:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "LIE LIES LIES" (1:11:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "oh yeah i forgot, did i mention osamas been dead for years?" (1:11:35 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ah yes. now im the conspiracist" (1:11:48 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "gotta love true conviction within the capital man" (1:11:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "like i mean" (1:12:01 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "our jkustice system is as gradually fucked as Hell itself right?" (1:12:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ah fuck it" (1:12:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "blame it on the government" (1:12:28 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Pot is the awnser to all of our problems" (1:12:54 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "it sworse than heroin" (1:12:59 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "balme canada" (1:13:07 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "oh wait. what do we do with the 40% of our jails inhabitants?" (1:13:35 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Osama: "I am not dead, you stupid infidel!" (1:13:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Yeah thats what they all say though man" (1:13:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ive got you figured see" (1:13:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "honestly" (1:14:01 AM)
[Shattered]-You: "lol" (1:14:02 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "hews been dead for a long time guts" (1:14:06 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Osama: "I speak to you this instant! I am not dead" (1:14:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Man i cant type" (1:14:26 AM)


And then I went to bed. The end!

4a6c1
01-27-2012, 05:16 AM
Fake. Impossible for TheE to be playing Shattered and raiding WoW at same time.

OR IS IT.

subzero
01-27-2012, 06:29 AM
Fake. Impossible for TheE to be playing Shattered and raiding WoW at same time.

OR IS IT.

The question should probably be, "Was the GS character chatting via script or was he on autofollow with an assist bot in Warcraft?"

audioserf
01-27-2012, 06:56 AM
lmao

audioserf
01-27-2012, 06:57 AM
I really want someone to do a live read of that transcript and youTube it

I won't do it because I don't have Brain Problems which I believe you'd need to emulate Norlamin

Bhaalizmo
01-27-2012, 08:15 AM
He's so crayzeh. Does not compute.

Drunken Durfin
01-27-2012, 11:46 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/wtfmicrophonep1.gif

Hilts
01-27-2012, 12:05 PM
an hour after yours.. he was still goin

[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "no they arent" (2:51:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "like hundred thousand innocent people in genral. thrown to the cause because of the lack of potential" (2:52:34 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "ok lts sell america to chins" (2:52:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "china*" (2:52:45 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "come on Ru" (2:52:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "lets sell america to China" (2:52:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "see what happenms" (2:53:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Kreios: "you drunk? lol. this is way too serious." (2:53:17 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "huh?" (2:53:26 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "if anything we can exploiut their nuclear tecnology even though weve deveolped more ad paid to develop more bombs than anyone in the history of mankingd in the last 100 years" (2:53:44 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "what the zulu did to war by killing man is dwarfed by the slaughter and effect that AMerica has created since pearl harbor" (2:54:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "now for a real fact" (2:54:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "My grandfather blew his head off with a shotgun" (2:54:38 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "prostate cancer" (2:54:41 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "you're scaring me dood" (2:54:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he wrote us three kids for ( had four kids but onlky wrote my dads kids ) ( genius right? )" (2:55:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "it expained his day in peark harboir" (2:55:26 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Alfred Shaqw" (2:55:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Alfred Shaw" (2:55:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he woke up to an explosion then realized his entire bunk area was on fire" (2:55:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he went to his gunnery position as planned after much hesitaition ( i wont get into ) and just before arrival his gunner waqs blown to fucking bits" (2:56:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "he then explained that the war itslef in his eys nhad become hell on eath" (2:57:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "now you tell me. am i a terroridst that deserves to die because of his radical ideas. or someone who comes first hand knowing an uncle form viet nam or a grandfather from pearl harbor that knows that war in general is wrong" (2:58:02 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and should simply never happen" (2:58:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "wanna get high?" (2:59:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "my last words from my grandfather ( could strike a match on his cheek ) were that war is not an acceptable form of diplomacy or society. it is an end to mankind. not a biginning" (2:59:02 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i think ill do that now" (2:59:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "i think we are past that" (2:59:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Razorfang: "don't forget to bring a towel!" (2:59:22 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "no offense guys. im 29 and have probably thought more of war than you could ever cmprehend" (2:59:34 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "essentails man" (2:59:44 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "its a musty" (2:59:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i drive a v8" (2:59:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "makes me feel good some 8 year old kid died in school form a c4 spitting fire monster we paid for to get the gas i need to drive it. at 4 dollars a gallon" (3:00:32 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "v8 is full of vegetablez" (3:00:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "nbow that my friends...is diplomacy" (3:00:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "just remember guts. it neeever happened" (3:01:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "the men that gave their lives to keep America in peace. neeeevr happened" (3:01:32 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "shhh oil isnt the trilateral commision that we run. their just the " only ones " that can do it" (3:02:06 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "SHHH" (3:02:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "thewir listening" (3:02:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Patriotism yo, my computer is listening" (3:02:34 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "matrix n shit" (3:02:41 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Neo evn" (3:02:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Zero cool" (3:03:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Abraham Linchon" (3:03:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "now he...would be proud" (3:03:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "civil war. now thats easy shit" (3:05:35 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Taking 1/3 of a continent into combatitive state. Now thats something." (3:06:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Spread the love defense department" (3:06:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "spread the mother fucking love" (3:06:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i should have been a banker" (3:06:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Stupid is as stupid does Forrest." (3:06:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "Night ladies" (3:07:13 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "so your conclusion is to vote for ron paul then?" (3:07:50 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "yes" (3:08:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "actually. when my parents had nothing to say of politics and thier..." own way " and i mean nothing. I decided. dont vote" (3:08:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "now ask yourself this Ru....which is better" (3:09:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "vote for an idiot or not to vote." (3:09:44 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "money man. now thats language we can all speak" (3:10:04 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "or dildos" (3:10:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "billionaires with 12 mansions and bush as president owe MY!" (3:10:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "OH MY" (3:10:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Trilateral conditions run down by opec itself yet here we lie! OH MY!" (3:10:55 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "LIE LIES LIES" (3:11:01 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "oh yeah i forgot, did i mention osamas been dead for years?" (3:11:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ah yes. now im the conspiracist" (3:11:32 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "gotta love true conviction within the capital man" (3:11:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "like i mean" (3:11:46 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "our jkustice system is as gradually fucked as Hell itself right?" (3:12:06 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ah fuck it" (3:12:08 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "blame it on the government" (3:12:13 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Pot is the awnser to all of our problems" (3:12:39 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "it sworse than heroin" (3:12:44 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "balme canada" (3:12:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "oh wait. what do we do with the 40% of our jails inhabitants?" (3:13:20 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Osama: "I am not dead, you stupid infidel!" (3:13:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Yeah thats what they all say though man" (3:13:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ive got you figured see" (3:13:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "honestly" (3:13:45 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "lol" (3:13:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "hews been dead for a long time guts" (3:13:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Osama: "I speak to you this instant! I am not dead" (3:14:09 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Man i cant type" (3:14:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "Who is Hews?" (3:14:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Some radical warrior of hell" (3:14:33 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "not anyone we have to worry about" (3:14:45 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "hes in government jail yo" (3:14:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "he no longer. exisits" (3:15:01 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Fucking dumbass towelheads" (3:15:11 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "i mean" (3:15:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Osama: "I will keel you!" (3:15:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "people of differnt culture that has lasted 8 times longer than our own" (3:15:40 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "oh but wait, they are radically invested into their own society and house many many terrorists." (3:16:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "there are predicted to be over 300k MS13 gang members in america" (3:16:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "not any of which are in any danger of conviction by us simpoly because. wed rather spend a trillion on war shit that our own hoem" (3:17:03 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "Mexico is the secnond most terorized country on the face of the planet" (3:17:29 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "but who fucking cares righ" (3:17:35 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "weve been dealing with that for years" (3:17:42 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "hmmm. how many billiones do pharmacutical companies make off of mexican cartel cocaine shippe dinto america?" (3:18:12 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "i fuck it let them bring it in" (3:18:18 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "we provide the guns they provide the coke." (3:18:30 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "who fucking cares about it ayway" (3:18:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "lets just build a giant elcetriacl fence for publicity" (3:18:52 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "maybe we can actually stop the thousand sof pounds of drugs shipped into america destroying our children and our livelyhood" (3:19:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ah fuck it lets go for the oil on the other side of the planet" (3:20:07 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "we got this yo" (3:20:13 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "only been 40 years we had to figure it out" (3:20:26 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "GO GO GDGET DUMBFUCKS!" (3:20:33 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "i mean the FBI" (3:20:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "i mean technology" (3:20:41 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "i mean our our our" (3:20:47 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "uhhhhhh" (3:20:49 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "were dumb?" (3:20:53 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ah yes" (3:21:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "dumb comes to save the day!" (3:21:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "man i cant wait for this slipknot concert" (3:21:37 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "ill learn more from it than the last 40 years of our government" (3:22:01 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "structure n shit though guys" (3:22:15 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "dont listen to me. blame pakistan for housing osoama and mexico for housing mexicans" (3:22:36 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Eschaton: "no biggy" (3:22:48 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "blame canada!" (3:32:57 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "Longest war in american history devoted to the other side of the planet and war tools knowing fully that our country is in shambles and losing more of itself every day" (3:34:06 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "What can accomplish such an AMAZin feat?" (3:34:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "Money" (3:34:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "and we ficking suck at it" (3:34:29 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "ah hell elect ron paul and all your governors for a subliminal boost" (3:34:51 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "maybe that will fix our fucked country" (3:35:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "id like to title my new book, Unfinished Business." (3:35:27 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "its written by every loving American who cares about peace respect and compassion" (3:35:50 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "not something our country had taken seriously for over half a century" (3:36:21 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "nah big deal" (3:36:25 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "im crazy" (3:36:29 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "a good example? tic tac toe." (3:37:23 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "hell, a caveman could figure that one out right?" (3:37:34 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "much more simple than chess or checkers. x's and o's" (3:37:50 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "checks and souls" (3:38:00 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "soemthing our country has been very interested in for the last 50 years. just not our own." (3:38:22 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "OHHHH!" (3:38:25 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "I love you CIA that care. FBI that tried and souls beware." (3:38:45 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "I will tell you one thing, man that not heed these words will burn in the pits of hell. including your own. Ill see to it." (3:39:24 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "=)" (3:39:28 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "Oblivion" (3:40:58 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "Timestamp 1242" (3:41:26 AM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Reaper: "mofuggahn time USa shut Shawman up" (3:41:41 AM)

AnticorRifling
01-27-2012, 12:16 PM
He's about as smart as a powdered doughnut.

Bhaalizmo
01-27-2012, 01:18 PM
He's about as smart as a powdered doughnut.

You take that back! Powdered doughnuts get a bad rap.

Fortybox
01-27-2012, 05:22 PM
I just want to know what he was taking. I'd like some pl0x!