Look Yourself up on Urban Dictionary

[Liagala]

So I'm really, really bored at work, and ended up looking up random stuff on urban dictionary. Yes, I know. It's dangerous - but if I don't know what this stuff is, Anticor sneaks it into conversations about his favorite things (something about an inside-out catcher's mitt????), and then all kinds of hell breaks loose.

So anyway, what does Urban Dictionary say about you?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lisa

Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
I'd say that's fairly accurate.

[Androidpk]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=justin

a ridiculously huge cock
he's hung like justin

:|

[AnticorRifling]

These are pretty funny.

Also thank you for reminding me to kill PB for the 2003 entry for Anticor.

Fucker.

[Parkbandit]

These are pretty funny.

Also thank you for reminding me to kill PB for the 2003 entry for Anticor.

Fucker.

You can't prove shit. Actually, I don't think that was me... I would have done it far better and included references to Haaaaaaashak.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mike

the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone

[Liagala]

These are pretty funny.

Also thank you for reminding me to kill PB for the 2003 entry for Anticor.

Fucker.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/626/doing-it-wrong.jpg

You're supposed to paste the definition here. Like this:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wayne&page=2
Wayne is a large boy on aproximate scale to the size of a baby whale. They are generally very hairy on the front but not so much on the back. They have 3 testicles all of which are in use. He is fun, caring and an outgoing person and is attracted by both men and women. Not afraid to get naked

Edit: Also, someone needs to redefine ParkBandit. What's up there now is total bull.

[Gravebane525]

gave it a shot... apparently I'm an upper to middle class town in new jersey

[diethx]

:|

Valid.



1. Stef 369 up, 94 down
beautiful body, beautiful eyes, beautiful personality; no one else like her
Once you know Stef you'll never forget...
Sprinkle Stef
Ooooh la la, there she is!
Ouch, Stef is so hot!

YERP.

[Androidpk]

I don't get the sprinkle part?

[Delias]

1. Robert 5680 up, 2294 down

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT.

Yep.

[Some Rogue]

Kevin

1.basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

2. a male that performs great intercourse on a female

3. someone who has probably porked your mom

:thumbup:

[Drew]

Most guys entries mention having a huge dick.

[Parkbandit]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/626/doing-it-wrong.jpg

You're supposed to paste the definition here. Like this:

Edit: Also, someone needs to redefine ParkBandit. What's up there now is total bull.

You're supposed to paste the definition here. Like this:

ParkBandit 1 up, 7 down
An all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida.

I'm going to go ahead and make it 2 up.. because it's spot on. Fuck off to the 7 that voted that down!!

[Parkbandit]

Some others:

clyder 12 up, 14 down
A clyder is a term used by males to discribe an overweight female, or fat chick, clyders often gather together in groups called clydes. A clyder often has a rather nice slim attractive female friend who is known as the fondel

Maliku 11 up, 9 down
Some ass plunger who likes to suck big fat cocks all day while another 4 are rammed up his. He can be found at goatse

Methais 6 up, 11 down
Methais One who stomps on Maliku with his queer stomping boots that were purchased from an army surplus store. Maliku seems to be upset at the fact that his pillow biting ass gets beat down by my fag stomping boots because he loves getting gang raped by men.

Visit goatse to see the result of Maliku after a typical day of being the cock smoker he is.

[Liagala]

Who is Maliku, and what did he do to piss Methais off?

[Some Rogue]

Most guys entries mention having a huge dick.

FUCK YOU SIR, MINE IS 100% CORRECT.

[Gelston]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=James


James 11617 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=James#), 3608 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=James#)
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"

[Darkwynde]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angela

Angela 119 up, 36 down
Inhumanly beautiful, possibly inhuman. An Angela looks through people to their most secret parts, and finds her way into your soul whether you like it or not. The root of Angela is 'Angel', although most Angelas are not angelic. Angelas enjoy music and reverie above all things, and because of this, Angelas are sometimes regarded as the bringers of misfortune to the innocent, like sirens or mermaids.
Beware, ye sailors and adventurers on the sea, for when ye hear the sweet music of love and pleasure on the wind, an Angela has cast her spell, and shall drown thee in her charms for ever and ever. Yarrrr.

Although... this is mah fav...

Angela 541 up, 285 down
~ n. wild, unstable beacon of pent up sexual aggresion
That catholic nun over there burning her bra must be a real angela.

Also, catlike. Woe unto thee as I burn yarr bra and stalk off.

[Kazner]

Gary 1987 up, 578 down

A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed.
He is such a gary in bed.

[TheEschaton]

We doing the top rated one?

1. alok 231 up, 59 down
Pure hottness;sexaliciousness
Damn! that jigga is alok fa sho

[Latrinsorm]

So I'm really, really bored at work, and ended up looking up random stuff on urban dictionary. Yes, I know. It's dangerous - but if I don't know what this stuff is, Anticor sneaks it into conversations about his favorite things (something about an inside-out catcher's mitt????), and then all kinds of hell breaks loose.

So anyway, what does Urban Dictionary say about you?


I'd say that's fairly accurate.It is really troubling to me how weakly the urbandictionary contributors grasp the rules of apostrophes.

A name often given to a white child by his parents. Usually an alpha male that is frequently loud and brutally honest at all times. A complete loser with no respect for himself who dates Raccoons. What many dont know is that he has the most sexiest singing voice that will make you feel like youre in Asian Heaven. Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post.

[Gelston]

Heh, number 3 for James


James 3649 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=James#), 1530 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=James#)
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"

"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"

"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."

[diethx]

I don't get the sprinkle part?

Me neither.


Who is Maliku, and what did he do to piss Methais off?

Rhett.

[Eoghain]

The first page were all about being Irish and drinking excessively (and being hot and good to his woman, hah!) But this one made me chuckle

seamus 64 up, 105 down
fluid that rushes from the nostrils when the amount of semen ingested orally is too great to be contained by the mouth/throat. similar to milk coming out of one's nose whilst laughing.
Young Shirley had seamus running down her face after her encounter with a bad pony.

[B4Hand]

kimberly 3408 up, 768 down

A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Tends to be very sexy and confident.
Going on a mission trip to Ukraine is such a Kimberly thing to do.

Kimberly 627 up, 150 down

Kimberly is an irish slang term meaning hot.
boy 1: wow look at that girl over there.

boy 2: KIMBERLY!!!

[Smythe]

Yea um ...


Smythe 21 up, 2 down

To sell someone into sexual slavery; To pimp someone out for profit; To exploit innocent women; To engage in international sex trafficking.

Ain' even fewkin' close!

- Smythe

[Sam]

I don't see what's so funny.



Samuel 35 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=samuel&page=4#), 94 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=samuel&page=4#)
a way to describe a retard
wow that guy's such a samuel

[Drakefang]

Scott 864 up, 271 down

Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever.
person1: I'm totally dating a Scott!

Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you!


Scott 1499 up, 696 down

See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris

"Oh my god it's Scott!"

[Rucca]

Sky 127 up, 16 down

A REALLY gorgeous/HOT girl with an amazing ass who is often intellegent, talented, athletic, stylish, AND has an awsome personality, but never seems to have a boyfriend because there are'nt any guys whom have the balls to ask her out (me included). Although, however alone her love life maybe, it's ok because she DGAFs when it comes to romance, which only makes her more intimidating.
Steve: Hey u know that really smart/hot/nice girl over there?
Bill: "yeah, i'd hella tap dat ass"
Steve: "Me tooo, She's such a Sky."
Bill: "you should git on that bro"
Steve: "I wish man, but i don't have the nads"

Sky 6 up, 1 down

To take a sip out of a bottle or can without it touching your mouth.
Yo, Nigga!!! Can I get a SKY!!

[Ceyrin]

There were like 25 different entries for my real name... and 0 entries for Ceyrin.

I choose not to participate.