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06-16-2004, 10:38 PM
Check this out...

25 Things Women Wish Men Would Figure Out
by Laura Snyder


All the stuff we expect you to know without our telling you.

Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.

When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.

We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.

We fantasize. But it's usually about you.

We love it when you email us at work.

No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.

Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.

Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.

We will leave you if you lie to us.

We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!

We love when you hold our hands.

We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.

Repost from here. (http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/package.jsp?name=men/pm/womendesire/womendesire1)

Whew! Pretty demanding and contradictory! But I've seen these all before. Sounds like the writer is in her early 20's. Is she getting paid well for this stuff? If she is, is she at least cute and living close by?]

[Edited on 6-17-2004 by Backlash]

Soulpieced
06-16-2004, 10:42 PM
Please refer to http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html

Blazing247
06-16-2004, 10:59 PM
Are you shitting me? Most of the stuff on that list is for women who live in "fantasy land". I treat my women with the utmost respect, and I expect nothing less back, but any girl who expects those things needs serious psychiatric counseling.

I don't think anyone needed to see a list of "26 things" to know that some women are fucked up individuals living out a "princess fantasy" though. Since when is mutual love, truth, and respect not enough for a quality relationship?

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06-16-2004, 10:59 PM
Heh, Soul, funny stuff. But obviously written by a guy with nothing better to do. This Laura Snyder chick has to be getting paid for this. Hopfeully shes not an intern. Although interns can be fine. :)

And, doh, heres the rest...

All the stuff we expect you to know without our telling you.

We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.

If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.

Don't talk about your ex. Ever.

We like porn, too.

We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.

We let you fix things.

You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.

We've faked it.

Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.

While we're on the subject: more foreplay!

If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way.

We're afraid to meet your mother.

We think you should have already known all this stuff.