Things that make you go "Ugh..."

[Edaarin]

So, I'm off work until Wednesday. I told my sister I'd watch her kid today and tomorrow so she could relax and go shopping or something for at least a few days of her vacation.

Anyway I was putting in a Wiggles DVD for her (my niece) to watch earlier this afternoon, and I stubbed my toe on some weights. It hurt, I yelled shit, and now my niece has learned a new favorite word.

Well. Shit.

[Sean]

This after you already exposed your nephew or cousin to porn. Remind me never to have you babysit.

[Chadj]

rofl. Classic.

[Parkbandit]

Just do some word association games with her...

Like concentrate on words like SHIP, SHIRT, SHOP, etc...

I would NOT concentrate on words like CLIT, CUNT, SHIT, etc...

[Edaarin]

That was my cousin, and it was White Men Can't Jump damn it, not porn. He wanted to watch a basketball movie, and it was either that or He Got Game.

Which would you have picked.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Edaarin
That was my cousin, and it was White Men Can't Jump damn it, not porn. He wanted to watch a basketball movie, and it was either that or He Got Game.

Which would you have picked.

Hoosiers.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Edaarin
It hurt, I yelled shit, and now my niece has learned a new favorite word.

Well. Shit.

My friend's little cousin heard someone say dumbass.. and it's also her favourite word now too.

[DeV]

Good going Edaarin.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Cat Murderer. Child Corrupter.

What's next?

[Edaarin]

Should I tell them the Viagra story?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

LMAO. You are right, I forgot Phone Sex Operator.

[Edaarin]

For those of you who don't know I'm working in a pharmacy for the summer. Anyway last week I was working the counter and answering calls while the pharmacist was out to lunch. In the afternoon a guy with a thick Apu-like accent called the pharm to ask for help about Sildafenil (in other words, Viagra).

I told him the pharmacist would be back in about 30 minutes but he said it was urgent. I don't recall exact words, but the conversation went something like this.

"Sir how long after ejaculation does it last? I still have the erection."
"...Umm, if it lasts for longer than 4 hours it might be your last one if you don't get medical attention."

This is the first time I tell him to go see a doctor.

"I ejaculated about two hours ago and the erection won't go down."
"Sir, I would really suggest that you go to the hospital. If you read the warning on the package it should tell you what to do in cases like this."

Second time.

"What should I do? Its starting to get painful."
"Sir, if you just leave your last name and phone number I'll have the pharmacist call you when she gets back from lunch."
"Wait, if I ejaculate again do you think it will go down?"

At this point I'm about ready to vomit. I said something noncoherent into the phone, but only silence answered me. A few minutes later...

"No, I still have the erection."
"I WILL HAVE THE PHARMACIST CALL YOU WHEN SHE GETS BACK."

Then I hung up. It was a bad day.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Edaarin
That was my cousin, and it was White Men Can't Jump damn it, not porn. He wanted to watch a basketball movie, and it was either that or He Got Game.

Which would you have picked.

Hoosiers.

Good choice Wezas. :thumbsup:

[Sean]

Things that make me go ugh?

When I come into work and the 1st thing on a monday morning is my boss tells me he wants me to work on wall sections all week for this ugly BMW dealership I'm working on and that they decided to put this retarded glass tower in.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Edaarin
That was my cousin, and it was White Men Can't Jump damn it, not porn. He wanted to watch a basketball movie, and it was either that or He Got Game.

Which would you have picked.

You should've rented Space Jam. Damn.

[Sean]

We all know Edaarin already owns it and sits around singing along to the R Kelly song soundtrack to it. He just didn't want to get laughed at by his little cousin.

[Galleazzo]

Man, Edaarin, you should've told him he'd need medical treatment at a hospital within 15 minutes or his cock would split open.

:ohshit:

[Edaarin]

This is going to be sort of random, but I'm sitting here watching the Karate Kid, and at the end if I remember right Daniel kicks the guy in the face. Isn't that like...illegal in a match?

[Nieninque]

A little like trying to break his leg I reckon

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Crane Manuever. No can defense.

[AnticorRifling]

I taught my nephew to say "Bad touch" whenever someone gives him a hug. I thouight it was funny but my sister was not amused....

[DeV]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I taught my nephew to say "Bad touch" whenever someone gives him a hug. I thouight it was funny but my sister was not amused.... :lol: Umm, that was bad.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I taught my nephew to say "Bad touch" whenever someone gives him a hug. I thouight it was funny but my sister was not amused....

Holy shit, that's so funny yet so wrong. :ohshit:

[longshot]

My day.

In Japan, the school year begins in April.

First year of middle school in Japan would be the same as 7th grade in the US. These new kids are animals.

The kids are changing from gym class. The boys are in the classroom, and the girls are in an adjacent empty room.

One of the boys calls my name, and tells me to come quickly.

A few of the kids fumble out, "Biggu Japanis", and they all point to this one kid... who has his cock in his hands and is bouncing up and down with a giant grin on his face.

At this point, all the kids chime in with "biggu Japanis penis" (they pronounce it PENis, like "pen") They are going crazy now.

I pretend not to see anything, and just try to leave the room. Quickly.

But no, that's not enough for these new kids. Stirred by the calls of "Jappu pennis", another kid completely rips off his clothes, cups his hands around his junk, and darts into the hallway.

Girls flee the entire floor like cops busted up a highschool kegger. He darts into a different class, and stands on the heater. There are windows on all sides of the U shaped school, so now the other grades are looking at this naked kid waving and pressing his ass up against the window.

It took three teachers to put this kids pants back on.

Yeah... Ugh.

[Gan]

:lol2:

Thanks for the chuckle, I so needed it to wake up this morning.

[Edaarin]

Today's thing: overachieving siblings who set the bar way too fucking high. :rant:

[Latrinsorm]

I only got a 1550 and didn't even get a 4.0. Plenty of room for my younger brother.

My older brother had to be a jerk and have an 80 mph fastball, though. :(

[AnticorRifling]

I beat my little brother in all academics, he was stronger than me in High School though. Now I've got him beat and I set the bar on bench, squat and shrugs for him to beat :cool:

An older brother setting the bar should drive you to step out of your comfort zone and perform at a higher level.

[NotRangerD]

In other words, Edaarin got owned by his sister. :smilegrin:

[Edaarin]

Go punch yourself in the gut NotRanger.

On another note, this one's Gemstone related, but ... ugh, nonetheless. There's such thing as too graphic messaging.

Boils begin to spring up all over your body, burning with a fierce intensity that would make less powerful adventurers scream in agony. It feels like fire is running through your veins. You are forced to pause to control yourself.
Roundtime: 9 sec.

You feel your skin beginning to bleed as it cracks and peels, oozing blood out slowly as scabs try to form, forcing pus to the surface of your disgusting skin.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Your skin begins to dry up and flake off, leaving scabbed up wounds that ache with contained pus. The disease wracks your body, forcing you to gasp for breath.
You are stunned for 2 rounds!

Painful spasms wrack your body as a cluster of boils erupt over your neck and face, causing you to choke and fight for air.
Roundtime: 11 sec.

Thick boils sprout up along your body, erupting a thick, clear liquid that runs along your skin disgustingly. The pain causes you to gasp for breath just as a boil erupts from the tip of your nose, the liquid running into your open mouth.
Roundtime: 8 sec.

The last one was the worst.

[Artha]

My older brother did mediocre in high school, but pwns. My younger sister's 13 and has been to juvie two times and done at least 100 hours of community service, will probably fail 7th grade for being absent too much (from skipping), and will probably be pregnant/addicted to crack by 16.

I figure it's all smooth sailing.


*Longshot's story

DOFLMFAO

[Edited on 6-18-2004 by Artha]

[SpunGirl]

Who's Not Ranger?

My friend's little brother listened outside the door when we were in HS and listening to Adam Sandler on CD. Imagine the shock when he (at four) called his Grandma a cocksucker.

-K