Terms of Service Document

[imported_Kranar]

Purpose:

The purpose of this written document is to establish a fair a principled system of discussion amongst members of this community and to outline the roles and responsibilities of those who partake in it.

The Structure of the Players’ Corner:

The staff of the Players’ Corner consists of those who moderate individual forums (referred to as a Moderator), those who moderate forums on a global level (referred to as a Super Moderator), and those whose responsibility it is to maintain the integrity of this document as it applies to the Players’ Corner (referred to as an Administrator).

The role of the Moderator is to guide discussions within his or her respective forum. Since not all forums contain the same theme or subject matter, the Moderator is necessary in order to focus on the needs of a particular forum and direct it towards its best interest as established by its theme and subject. This requires that the Moderator have the ability to institute certain forum specific guidelines on how discussion is to take place. The Moderator may at his or her discretion enforce the rules of this document within his or her folder; however, that task ultimately lies with the Super Moderator and the Administrator.

The Super Moderator is an extension of the Moderator. On top of working together with all Moderators of the Players’ Corner, the Super Moderator is in charge of ensuring that the rules set forth by this document are being enforced throughout the Players’ Corner, and that all discussions taking place reflect the theme and intent of the forum and the topic of the thread.

The Administrator has the sole duty of authoring and interpreting this document as well as ensuring the stability of the forums. To do this, the Administrator is given the ability to deny access to the Players’ Corner to individuals who attempt to jeopardize the integrity of the forums, to have full control over the content made available on the forums, to make changes, both technical and regulative to the forums, and to derive from this document any necessary rules and guidelines.

The aforementioned body, known hereafter as the “Staff” of the Players’ Corner, shall continually work together to further and improve the Players’ Corner.

Membership Rules:

By viewing or posting on this forum, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to follow the limitations set forth within this document. As such, you are expected to follow the rules set forth within this document and in subsequent changes to this document which will be made known as they occur.

You understand that all data, graphics, information, messages, photographs, text or other material (hereinafter "Content") which may be publicly viewed are the sole responsibility of the person from which such Content originated. Likewise, as a member you are responsible for all Content which you make publicly viewable via the Players’ Corner. Content is neither controlled nor pre-screened by the Staff and by viewing or posting Content within the Players’ Corner, you agree to not hold the Staff responsible for any objectionable material you might encounter. The Staff, and in particular the Administrator will attempt to contain such Content, but such control can not be guaranteed at all times.

By using the Players’ Corner, you agree not to:

(a) harm a minor in any way.

(b) intentionally impersonate any person or entity, including, but not limited to, an official member of Simutronic's staff, a member of the Players’ Corner, misrepresent yourself as a Staff member of the Players’ Corner, or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person, group, or entity.

(c) intentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law within your district, the United States and Canada.

(d) upload, post, hyperlink, or otherwise transmit Content that is invasive of one's privacy, libelous, obscene, personally threatening, tortuous, or ethnically, racially, or sexually objectionable.

(e) upload, post, or otherwise transmit Content that you do not have the right to transmit under any law or contractual or fiduciary relationships.

(f) upload, post or otherwise transmit any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail", "spam", "chain letters", "pyramid schemes", or any other form of solicitation, except where specifically noted.

The Administrator may, at his or her sole discretion and at any time, discontinue any and/or all services, with or without notice. You agree that any termination of your access to the Players’ Corner under any provision of these Terms of Service may be affected without prior notice, and you acknowledge and agree that the Administrator may immediately remove all Content or terminate access to the Players’ Corner. Finally, you agree that the Players’ Corner and its Staff shall not be liable to you or any third-party for any termination of your access to the Players’ Corner and its services.

[Reawing]

I for one would like to see some of these actually enforced. On the politics forum we have people flouting that they engage in domestic violence. Where are the admins?

[Lord Orbstar]

non

[Bobmuhthol]

What rule is broken by stating that one engages in domestic violence?

I BEAT MY WIFE EVERY DAY.

[Tisket]

boo hoo

[Tisket]

hah, we can rep imported kranar.

[Reawing]

What rule is broken by stating that one engages in domestic violence?

I BEAT MY WIFE EVERY DAY.

Read the part about harming a minor. By stating that you have committed felonious acts and making light of those acts, a case could be made that you are harming minors.

You think this is a joking matter?

http://www.janedoe.org/know/stats.htm - This is for your state.

[Tisket]

I beat my wife every day. I have very high standards and sometimes she doesn't cook my food just the way I like it. So I teach her a lesson. Bitch needs schooling.

[Drew]

I beat my wife every day. I have very high standards and sometimes she doesn't cook my food just the way I like it. So I teach her a lesson. Bitch needs schooling.

I always suspected you had secret dong.

[Bobmuhthol]

Assault is a misdemeanor, and also, what the fuck law school did you go to? First Amendment trumps the shit out of a grabbing-at-straws argument about words being harmful.

[BigWorm]

Assault is a misdemeanor, and also, what the fuck law school did you go to? First Amendment trumps the shit out of a grabbing-at-straws argument about words being harmful.

The First Amendment is not applicable to this TOS.

[Bobmuhthol]

Okay, I withdraw my argument.

Claiming that my statement that I beat my wife in any way harms a child is, on the basis of common sense, fucking retarded.


You think this is a joking matter?

No, and neither does my wife.

[Showal]

What if you talk about beating your wife, who is also a minor? You're hurting a minor in two ways.

[Gan]

(c) intentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law within your district, the United States and Canada.


You forgot about this rule in the TOS.

Anybody who breaks any law in the US or Canada is subject to bannination.

ANY LAW!

Please report any infractions to Kranar immediately.

[Stanley Burrell]

I for one would like to see some of these actually enforced. On the politics forum we have people flouting that they engage in domestic violence. Where are the admins?

Stop.

[AnticorRifling]

Stop posting here, forever. Fixed it for you Stan.

[Parkbandit]

Read the part about harming a minor. By stating that you have committed felonious acts and making light of those acts, a case could be made that you are harming minors.

You think this is a joking matter?

http://www.janedoe.org/know/stats.htm - This is for your state.

Seriously, you obviously know nothing about marriage. And where are you from, West Virginia? You see someone claiming they are married, you instantly think their wife is a minor?

Here's some free advice:

If you don't beat your wife on a regular and consistent basis, they start to think they are human beings with rights.. and once you go down that road, then all hell breaks loose. They will start demanding food THREE times a day, they will tell you NO when you want to have sex and then they will eventually not let you vote for them on Election Day. THEN WE WILL HAVE ANARCHY!

[Parkbandit]

Stop.

It's pretty damn sad when Stanley has to be the voice of reason around here.

Look what you made him do! THAT should be against some TOS.

[AnticorRifling]

Seriously, you obviously know nothing about marriage. And where are you from, West Virginia? You see someone claiming they are married, you instantly think their wife is a minor?



PB quit being old and dumb. He's saying that you beating your wife or talking about it has a negative impact on minors that could see or read about said behavior. Not that you're married to a 12 year old.

He's retarded.

[Sean of the Thread]

I beat my kids at Nintendo.

[AnticorRifling]

Chris Rock says I can shake the shit out of one, so it's cool.

[Showal]

PB quit being old and dumb. He's saying that you beating your wife or talking about it has a negative impact on minors that could see or read about said behavior. Not that you're married to a 12 year old.

He's retarded.

You're right here, but you can't discredit all the important stuff that PB was also right about, regardless of being wrong about the minors comment.

[AnticorRifling]

Uh PB's old I can discredit everything else about him based on the fact that he pisses dust. Thanks.

[Parkbandit]

PB quit being old and dumb. He's saying that you beating your wife or talking about it has a negative impact on minors that could see or read about said behavior. Not that you're married to a 12 year old.

He's retarded.

Oh. :(

[Cephalopod]

Notice that Reawing has not yet denied that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

[AnticorRifling]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Methais]

Stop.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_if1ThAV1TA0/R9Cy7_YsPoI/AAAAAAAAAHY/ROCEC5NsII4/s400/HAMMERTIME.jpg

[Atlanteax]

I beat Reawing's wife and kids (assuming it is a he).

[Methais]

To celebrate this thread, I just kicked the shit out of my wife. When she eventually regains consciousness, I'm gonna deliver one of these off the pool table the moment she opens her eyes:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/SVzgWqPsCfI/AAAAAAAAGNY/KanBihvYjNA/s400/randy-savageflying+elbow.jpg

We'll see if that bitch forgets to bring me beer in bed again without me having to ask.
http://yapabout.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/pimp_hand1.jpg

[ElvenFury]

Why is Reawing having such a lack of respect for National Slap a Bitch Day? Where is the pride for our all-American passtime?

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7258/ronaldbitchslapsxs1.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I take it he doesn't participate in National Cunt Punting Month, either.

[Methais]

I take it he doesn't participate in National Cunt Punting Month, either.

That's only because it's physically impossible to punt oneself.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's only because it's physically impossible to punt oneself.
Reawing knows damn well that his hooker can take care of that. Laziness!

[Kyra231]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e377/Beaksnwings/ididntslapyouihighfivedyourface.jpg

[EasternBrand]

hah, we can rep imported kranar.

Oh, hey, great, now Customs knows. THANKS A LOT!

If only you were my wife...

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/Motivation/normal_sammiches-demotivational-pos.jpg

[Kuyuk]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/Motivation/normal_sammiches-demotivational-pos.jpg

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[radamanthys]

Reawing. Please file this with the nearest complaint department. The inbox is likely next to your computer. It possibly has a used banana peel and some old papers in it or something in it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Inkjunkie42/IMG_0256.jpg

[Reawing]

Email sent to vbulletin, owner of this software. Some think this is a joke.

Vbulletin,

I am writing to you today as a vigiliant citizen to voice my concern about potentially illegal activity that is occuring on one of your clients' forums. (The Gemstone IV Players Corner) I believe that a number of serious TOS violations have occured on the forum and several members of the forum have admitted to felonious activity (domestic violence) in this case. I have expressed concern to the administrators of the site to no avail. I consider domestic violence to be a very serious crime, and I do not think it is a laughing matter. Any minors who happen to read the forum will inevitably be harmed by the callous way in which the issue is being dealt with on the forum and if crimes are actually being perpetrated by those who claim they are, it obviously must be dealt with swiftly. I'm not certain whether the right thing to do is to advise you of the situation or go to the authorities, after all this is occuring on the internet and I have no way to verify whether an actual violent crime has been committed or not, nor is it my job. But I do know that the TOS is being violated and that members of the forum are claiming that they have and are engaging in illegal acts of violence against members of their family. Regardless of truth, this could be extremely detrimental to minors who view the forum.

I apprecite your attention to this matter which I regard as very serious,

[Bobmuhthol]

vBulletin is software you stupid fuck.

Wow I guess I should read your post better, sorry:

vBulletin, as a software package, doesn't care what you have to say you stupid fuck.

Edit 2: The Terms of Service are for this forum, not the fucking world. And, again, software couldn't care less what you think.

[Reawing]

vBulletin is software you stupid fuck.

Wow I guess I should read your post better, sorry:

vBulletin, as a software package, doesn't care what you have to say you stupid fuck.

They have an obligation, having sold the software package, to make sure their own TOS are being followed. Feel free to follow the link below to their TOS.

http://www.vbulletin.com/terms.php

[Latrinsorm]

You guys are being led around pretty easily.

[Kuyuk]

http://www.afunnystuff.com/forumpics/banhim.jpg

[Cephalopod]

They have an obligation, having sold the software package, to make sure their own TOS are being followed. Feel free to follow the link below to their TOS.

http://www.vbulletin.com/terms.php

I think you're confusing the fact that vBulletin has a TOS document for their own forums, not these. Their TOS specifies content on 'vbulletin.com', which this site is not.

You're cute.

C'mere so I can punch you in your fucking face, then ass rape you with a broken mop-handle afterwards.

It's the least I can do for someone who has yet to deny that they raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

You sick bastard.

[Bobmuhthol]

... the TOS for vBulletin.com does not apply to any other website...

... vBulletin.com has no jurisdiction over anyone...

[Reawing]

I think you're confusing the fact that vBulletin has a TOS document for their own forums, not these. Their TOS specifies content on 'vbulletin.com', which this site is not.

You're cute.

C'mere so I can punch you in your fucking face, then ass rape you with a broken mop-handle afterwards.

It's the least I can do for someone who has yet to deny that they raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

You sick bastard.

You're right, it is for their own forum. But I'm willing to bet they have some TOS regarding the sites they sell.

Also, you do realize you are violating the TOS on this site as well? Reread them.

(d) upload, post, hyperlink, or otherwise transmit Content that is invasive of one's privacy, libelous, obscene, personally threatening, tortuous, or ethnically, racially, or sexually objectionable.

[Reawing]

... the TOS for vBulletin.com does not apply to any other website...

... vBulletin.com has no jurisdiction over anyone...

Its not a matter of jurisdiction. Citizens have to report suspicious activity. If their software if being used as a conduit for illegal activity, they may or may not have a responsibilty to investigate. Its no longer my problem.

[Bobmuhthol]

I am using Microsoft's software to let you know that I beat my wife because I am so outraged that you have alerted the absolutely proper authorities to my beating my wife. I sure hope Microsoft doesn't come after me now what with my conduit use and shit.

Furthermore, do you understand the concept of buying software???

[Cephalopod]

Its not a matter of jurisdiction. Citizens have to report suspicious activity. If their software if being used as a conduit for illegal activity, they may or may not have a responsibilty to investigate. Its no longer my problem.

Your refusal to deny the suggestion I made in an earlier post is very suspicious. I have reported your refusal to deny this to the authorities, as I believe it's actionable.

It's no longer my problem.

[Reawing]

I am using Microsoft's software to let you know that I beat my wife because I am so outraged that you have alerted the absolutely proper authorities to my beating my wife. I sure hope Microsoft doesn't come after me now what with my conduit use and shit.

Furthermore, do you understand the concept of buying software???

Not my problem anymore.

[Bobmuhthol]

That's it, now I'm fucking furious. My wife is never going to recover from the beating she's about to get and I'll let her know that you're to blame.

[Some Rogue]

You guys are being led around pretty easily.
:yeahthat:

Also, this is just one way I deal with my wife...

:headbutt:

[Cephalopod]

:yeahthat:

Also, this is just one way I deal with my wife...

:headbutt:

Sometimes it's fun to respond to trolls.

Plus, if I get banned, I hear I get to reincarnate as Ashliana.

[Reawing]

That's it, now I'm fucking furious. My wife is never going to recover from the beating she's about to get and I'll let her know that you're to blame.

Please don't beat your wife, I beg of you. I have just reported your comment to the FBI, so if you do, you will end up in prison. It is never ok to hit women.

[TheEschaton]

Sometimes, it's okay to shake the shit out of one, though.

[Reawing]

Sometimes, it's okay to shake the shit out of one, though.

I disagree. I have done my due diligence on the matter. Please everyone, no violence. Its not ok to harm your family members. Its no longer my place to be having this discussion. I contacted the admins of this site, vbulletin and the FBI. I'm not sure what else I can do.

[ElvenFury]

I'm not sure what else I can do.

Die in a fire?

[radamanthys]

I disagree. I have done my due diligence on the matter. Please everyone, no violence. Its not ok to harm your family members. Its no longer my place to be having this discussion. I contacted the admins of this site, vbulletin and the FBI. I'm not sure what else I can do.

I know what you can do...

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/die_in_a_fire.jpg

[radamanthys]

Die in a fire?

Fuck, you got it before I could.

[ElvenFury]

You went for the picture, I half-assed it.

[Sean of the Thread]

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I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome

[Drisco]

It's funny cause he wrote a whining email to the wrong people.. That makes me lolz.

[Parkbandit]

I disagree. I have done my due diligence on the matter. Please everyone, no violence. Its not ok to harm your family members. Its no longer my place to be having this discussion. I contacted the admins of this site, vbulletin and the FBI. I'm not sure what else I can do.

Remember when you were a productive member of this online community, posting intelligent thoughts on things like Gemstone, politics and life in general?

Yea, neither do I.

Get some help. May I offer a suggestion?

http://idale.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/suicidegun.jpeg

[Methais]

I am using Microsoft's software to let you know that I beat my wife because I am so outraged that you have alerted the absolutely proper authorities to my beating my wife. I sure hope Microsoft doesn't come after me now what with my conduit use and shit.

Furthermore, do you understand the concept of buying software???

Oh yeah well I filed down the edges of my Microsoft Windows XP CD and threw it at my wife like a frisbee and now she has 5 stitches across her neck right near her jugular.


Email sent to vbulletin, owner of this software. Some think this is a joke.

Vbulletin,

I am writing to you today as a vigiliant citizen to voice my concern about potentially illegal activity that is occuring on one of your clients' forums. (The Gemstone IV Players Corner) I believe that a number of serious TOS violations have occured on the forum and several members of the forum have admitted to felonious activity (domestic violence) in this case. I have expressed concern to the administrators of the site to no avail. I consider domestic violence to be a very serious crime, and I do not think it is a laughing matter. Any minors who happen to read the forum will inevitably be harmed by the callous way in which the issue is being dealt with on the forum and if crimes are actually being perpetrated by those who claim they are, it obviously must be dealt with swiftly. I'm not certain whether the right thing to do is to advise you of the situation or go to the authorities, after all this is occuring on the internet and I have no way to verify whether an actual violent crime has been committed or not, nor is it my job. But I do know that the TOS is being violated and that members of the forum are claiming that they have and are engaging in illegal acts of violence against members of their family. Regardless of truth, this could be extremely detrimental to minors who view the forum.

I apprecite your attention to this matter which I regard as very serious,

Oh yeah well I filed down the edges of my Microsoft Windows XP CD and threw it at my wife like a frisbee and now she has 5 stitches across her neck right near her jugular.

[Methais]

I just shot my wife in the face with my 12 gauge because Reawing says guns are only for killing and nothing else and I really wanted to use it after all these years of it just sitting there collecting dust.

Thanks a lot asshole.

[Sean of the Thread]

I beat my wife like she owes me money.

[Deathravin]

2908
Bookstore?

[Sile]

I disagree. I have done my due diligence on the matter. Please everyone, no violence. Its not ok to harm your family members. Its no longer my place to be having this discussion. I contacted the admins of this site, vbulletin and the FBI. I'm not sure what else I can do.

Just join the club. Beat your wife.

[Sile]

2908
Bookstore?

i love 'meat on the toilet seat'

[Miscast]

Why is Reawing having such a lack of respect for National Slap a Bitch Day? Where is the pride for our all-American passtime?

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7258/ronaldbitchslapsxs1.jpg
I like this day.

[Whimsi]

You guys are being led around pretty easily.

I don't think so. I think Reawing started out dead serious but realized the ridiculousness of his(her?) position and tried to make out like it was a joke in his later posts.

[CrystalTears]

Reawing is ClydeR? ClydeR is Reawing?!

[radamanthys]

Reawing is ClydeR? ClydeR is Reawing?!

Reawing's histrionic outbursts are very un-clydeR.

[Kranar]

Reawing reported me for telling Kuyuk to not call the cops on his neighbors for smoking weed.

:(

[Latrinsorm]

Bookstore?College bookstores are notorious for offering 10 cents on the dollar for people selling them used books. This has led to more than a few enterprises where you "beat the bookstore" by getting significantly more for the (extremely expensive) books you no longer need, but at what cost? At what cost? Those who forfeit knowledge for temporary remuneration deserve neither!!
I don't think so. I think Reawing started out dead serious but realized the ridiculousness of his(her?) position and tried to make out like it was a joke in his later posts.I think anyone who would seriously hold such a ridiculous position would be unlikely to ever realize it.

[Whimsi]

I think anyone who would seriously hold such a ridiculous position would be unlikely to ever realize it.

So you hold the position that people cannot recognize the error of their ways? That seems in direct opposition to your stated positions in numerous threads.

[Latrinsorm]

I hold the position that people are almost entirely incapable of recognizing anything about themselves. It is one of my favorite positions, I am surprised it has not been more clear in the past.

I also hold the position that people can function as very good mirrors for each other, so it is our solemn and righteous duty to do so and show others where they have faltered. No matter how good a mirror is, though, a person has to open their eyes and look at it for it to work. In this vein, Reawing's eyes would have to be screwed tightly shut to believe what he said, perhaps irreparably so.

[Whimsi]

You are just repeating your belief that people cannot learn and change. Don't need to gussy it up.

[Parkbandit]

I think anyone who would seriously hold such a ridiculous position would be unlikely to ever realize it.

You mean like he did in his last meltdown.. when he tried to say he was against gun totally.. yet had a gun?

[Doughboy]

It is never ok to hit women.


Bitch shouldn't have burnt my bean pies...

[Latrinsorm]

You are just repeating your belief that people cannot learn and change. Don't need to gussy it up.I would call it "clarifying" rather than "gussying".
You mean like he did in his last meltdown.. when he tried to say he was against gun totally.. yet had a gun?The gun thing had subtleties to it, like a real person. The violence thing is cartoonish, like a caricature.

[radamanthys]

The violence thing is cartoonish, like a caricature.

It seems forced. It's almost backlashian in how forced it feels, from Backlash's meltdown days.

[Methais]

Reawing reported me for telling Kuyuk to not call the cops on his neighbors for smoking weed.

:(

http://www.blackratchet.org/etc/Ban-Bucket.jpg

PS: Since I shot my wife in the face yesterday, I had to find a new wife. I found one last night and I'm beating her as I type this. I'm not actually typing, I'm smashing her face into the keyboard. She's jewish which is why there are no typos.

[waywardgs]

Reawing reported me for telling Kuyuk to not call the cops on his neighbors for smoking weed.

:(

Reported you to who, exactly? The internet ninjas?

[Methais]

Reported you to who, exactly? The internet ninjas?

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p394/spoolingpoppcorn/internetpolice.jpg

[Kranar]

Reported you to who, exactly? The internet ninjas?


He reported me to me.

I may have to ban myself.

[Some Rogue]

Kinky.

[waywardgs]

oh... I think my laugh factory just broke. That's the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time. Oh dear.

[waywardgs]

I swear... these boards are generally amusing, but when meltdowns like this happen, it's just... epic.

[Methais]

He reported me to me.

I may have to ban myself.

You should do it. It might be a first in internet history.


oh... I think my laugh factory just broke

For you:
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[Kranar_banned]

I am now banned as the only right thing to do was ban myself.

Goodbye cruel world. Goodbye.

[Methais]

BUT IT DOESN'T SAY BANNED UNDER YOUR NAME!!!

REPORTED FOR IMPERSONATING KRANAR!!

[waywardgs]

Could it be? Did Reawing succeed in making the PC implode? Oh, woe is me!

[Ormr]

I swear to god I cried so hard laughing at this.

First it was like meh...

Then I kept reading and it was like meh...chuckle...meh....

Then I got to the dinosaur shirt that said 'I didn't slap you I just high-fived your face' and all sorts of hilarity ensued. Everything became funny. Reading the objections to domestic violence and the pros/cons of smacking a bitch for cold bean pies was just classic. :thanx: SO much for the laugh. That really was fun for me to read.

By the way why the fuck was this thread bumped after 7 years of being up without a post? I mean really. It was funny, but wow.

[Ormr]

BTW Kranar you disabled rep on Kranar himself. Well I gave you green anyways. DEAL WITH IT FOOL!

[Sean of the Thread]

It's always been disabled on Kranar.

[Stanley Burrell]

In a way, I am jealous: A certain poster on these boards has lived a life where they are fazed enough by what is obvious joshing around about spousal abuse, on the Internet, and feel the need to report it to the police.

Also, I reported you Kranar.

[Ormr]

srs bzns I tell you. Srs bzns. I mean really, you have to focus. Do you punch her in the bottom lip so it swells up and she looks like Bubba Gump, thus detracting from sexual interests in the above-neck region for the next few days? Or do you aim for the side, so she has the whole tobacco-in-the-cheek thing going on, thus allowing for facial lovetime. :wtf: Decisions, decisions.










Disclaimer: I am trying to get reported to the authoritays. Cartman leads them.

[Ormr]

Kranar instead of being a Senior Member can you make me a buttplug bandit? That'd be swell, thanks.

[Warriorbird]

http://300gp.ovh.net/~cattia/Photos/news/02_05_07/Attention.gif

Fixed.