The White People Thread

[Methais]

This is the thread where white people prove how non-racist they are by making fun of other white people being white, and where non-white people prove how racist they are by making fun of white people being white.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/0d00v.gif

[Parkbandit]

http://www.adamriff.com/images/lol_white_people.gif

[AnticorRifling]

That news reporting doing the yeah, fuck yeah is cracking me up.

[4a6c1]

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9099096.jpg

[Hulkein]

haaaaaaa great animated gifs

[Parkbandit]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo0qrzirXF1qg9biro1_250.gif

[Asha]

http://canv.as/ugc/original/14fd369696480fa137781eeb72deec52675bef89.gif

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/Lj833.gif

[Asha]

Holy fuck

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo0qrzirXF1qg9biro1_250.gif

To go with this..


http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/white-people-lol.gif

[Asha]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/onelastry.gif

[Thickbeard]

Germ theory.

Scientific naturalism.

[Latrinsorm]

http://canv.as/ugc/original/14fd369696480fa137781eeb72deec52675bef89.gifI hope they weren't triplets...

[WRoss]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/onelastry.gif

The one with Ernie is the best. Or is it Bert? I always get them confused.

[Asha]

Gah, you must find it!

[Methais]

Check out the Chun-Li's on this chick:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKP4RnqIW3U

[Kuyuk]

All things considered, they both danced pretty well...

Although I thought the guy was a really butch chick for a while...

[Soulpieced]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/laughingfamily_small.jpg

[Methais]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/laughingfamily_small.jpg

Might as well link the whole site:

www.blackpeopleloveus.com

[RichardCranium]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/white_people_cant_dance.gif

[WRoss]

Gah, you must find it!

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/rebecca-black-friday-50cent.gif

[Jonty]

Check out the Chun-Li's on this chick:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKP4RnqIW3U

That was kind of painful to watch.

They would have potential if they weren't drunk, retarded, or whatever the heck was wrong with them. Especially the dude. He looked like he was on speed or something, as well as confused to what his gender is.

Also, they weren't white; they were red.

[Methais]

http://www.comedytime.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/white_people_bristol_palin_dance.gif

[Liagala]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/page/13/

[4a6c1]

This one fucking killed me.

#5 Farmers market

This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.

White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future post), and the idea of buying direct from the farmer helps them assuage the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).

White people also like Farmer’s Markets because it is outdoors (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.

[Back]

Well oh my gosh! Oh, sorry for the bad language!

How did I miss this thread?

[MokiePrime]

This one fucking killed me.

#5 Farmers market

This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.

White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future post), and the idea of buying direct from the farmer helps them assuage the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).

White people also like Farmer’s Markets because it is outdoors (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.

I got all the produce for Thanksgiving dinner at the Farmer's Market. I think I must be a white person.

[Atlanteax]

This one fucking killed me.

#5 Farmers market

This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.

White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future post), and the idea of buying direct from the farmer helps them assuage the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).

White people also like Farmer’s Markets because it is outdoors (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.

#8 hit the mark as well

[4a6c1]

There's a ton of them! I was laughing and stuff until I came across the "free internships" one. That one just makes me think he's never done any undergraduate work. And he seems to be picking on the artsy degrees. But getting ahead in the sciences requires the same and the rewards are limitless so bleh.

[Back]

One of my desert island cds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRx_p5TYuh0

[Liagala]

Apply this (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/9-making-you-feel-bad-about-not-going-outside/) one to "people not on the internets" instead of just white people.

[the fat white duke]

Atlanteax

[Methais]

Atlanteax

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/endthread.jpg

[Thickbeard]

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1684/pizarrokilledatahualpa.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/690/pizarrokilledatahualpa.jpg/)

See that cross, bitch?

[Methais]

http://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso

[SHAFT]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/DD_race_224_that_white_smell.jpg (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/shaft4783/media/DD_race_224_that_white_smell.jpg.html)

[Gelston]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/01/01caa6666cf1e7abbf638330c0034989ec8019d4906d894584 f35ad4d1948118.jpg