You too can seek revenge via gay sex.

[Stabbyrogue]

So I recently found out about a good friend of mine sleeping with what was my girlfriend at the time. After mulling on what to do about it for a good long while, I decided against violence. I decided against taking out credit cards in his name and dropping them off to some homeless people in the ghetto.

What I did not decide against was responding to 250 separate craigslist ads that just happened to be seeking gay sex, (for compensation or otherwise), with his name, phone number, home address, and a photograph of him without a shirt. He's called me about ten times, flipping out about all the pictures "He" asked to be sent to his phone.

A lot of this post is just tooting my own horn, but it brings up another valid question. What hilarious revenge methods has everyone else used and in what situation? I'm literally still laughing, and this was hours ago. Someone has to have done something similar. I want to hear about it.

So uh.... Anyone want a list of 250 gay men's email addresses? Not you Inspire. Revenge purposes only.

[sweegy]

I did something nowhere near as epic as that, but I felt satisfied about it.

Years ago I was vacationing in Florida with my ex and some other friends and family, and we had just had a long drive to the cottage and everyone was starving. We noticed a Blimpies close by in a gas station and drove over to order about 8 subs. It was only a couple of us inside, and they claimed they couldn't make that many at one time in case phone orders came in, or some stupid bullshit saying we had to call in a "huge" order like that ahead of time. So I asked for their number so I can call it in while in their store, even though the line was empty and they weren't making any phone orders at the time. We tried to reason with them but they refused to help us so we found a Subway down the street that helped us.

I got their number from the phonebook and proceeded to call them every once in a while when I was bored, placing huge elaborate orders for them to make. They never even bothered to ask for a name or number.

[Blazar]

Hah, actually, I have someone in mind that I would love to deploy this method of revenge on. I'm over the whole situation but I feel I need to nudge karma in the right direction with this one. If you feel like it, PM me that list ;-)

[Liagala]

... because there are never crazy people on craigslist. Giving your (ex)friend's name and address to them isn't potentially putting him in danger at all.

[Atlanteax]

... because there are never crazy people on craigslist. Giving your (ex)friend's name and address to them isn't potentially putting him in danger at all.

That is what makes it even more worthwhile doing!

[Blazar]

That is what makes it even more worthwhile doing!

Precisely.

[WRoss]

I was robbed leaving a poker game many years ago. The guy hit me in the face with a 2x4. I was very lucky that I didn't get seriously injured. Well, I knew that he was on probation (might have been parole) and I had a mutual friend that wouldn't know about this incident unless one of us had told him. I convinced him to get a "ride" from the robber and drop some drugs in the car. After that was done, we called the police from a few different numbers to report a suspicious car. The rest....well...yeah...

[Asha]

I feel that my (ex) best friend did me a favour cheating with my (ex) girlfriend.
Knowing they're still together makes me chuckle to myself since I know them both so well, that I KNOW he's wishing it cold be over anyway possible but is in too much shit financially with her that he can't.

Beautiful.

[Hulkein]

I was robbed leaving a poker game many years ago. The guy hit me in the face with a 2x4. I was very lucky that I didn't get seriously injured. Well, I knew that he was on probation (might have been parole) and I had a mutual friend that wouldn't know about this incident unless one of us had told him. I convinced him to get a "ride" from the robber and drop some drugs in the car. After that was done, we called the police from a few different numbers to report a suspicious car. The rest....well...yeah...

Hah, while that is pretty good idea, why not just call the police and report you were robbed? That would have also done the trick. Would he have tried to kill you if you did that?

[Drew]

Remind me not to cross any of you people. I just stop talking to people/remove them from my life.

[WRoss]

Hah, while that is pretty good idea, why not just call the police and report you were robbed? That would have also done the trick. Would he have tried to kill you if you did that?

I thought about reporting the robbery, but it would be his word vs mine, and I'd be admitting to illegally gambling. On top this guy was a pretty unstable individual. Supposedly, while out on bail for his drug offense, he robbed a convenient store and pulled the trigger, but the gun jammed. I'm assuming that he is locked away for a very very long time.

[Stabbyrogue]

Remind me not to cross any of you people. I just stop talking to people/remove them from my life.

Normally that would be the plan. I think this was a special circumstance though.

[Some Rogue]

Remind me not to cross any of you people.

Good call, because you will lose.

[Asha]

BOOM!

[Liagala]

Remind me not to cross any of you people. I just stop talking to people/remove them from my life.
What do you mean, "you people?"

[Methais]

Good call, because you will lose.

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[Drunken Durfin]

Years and years ago when I was working at Bo and Jenny's restaurant while going through medic school I was living with my girlfriend and her sister. Because I was working and going to the school during the week, and doing ambulance ride-alongs on the weekend, I was not around a whole lot.

One day my GF's sister stopped me before I went to work and hit me with some news. "I just can't sit back and watch her do this to you anymore, you are a really good guy. That and I've got a crush on you. My sister is sleeping with one of the guys you work with at the restaurant while you are at the ambulance office on the weekends." Then she planted a serious kiss on me and I went to work.

I did some checking around and confirmed what she had told me. That night I moved all my stuff across the hall into her sister's bedroom. She had a very squeaky daybed and was quite vocal. Because we were all basically broke all three of us continued to live together for another couple of months. Revenge achieved.

[Asha]

That is awesome.
Was her sister hotter too?

[Fallen]

Years and years ago when I was working at Bo and Jenny's restaurant while going through medic school I was living with my girlfriend and her sister. Because I was working and going to the school during the week, and doing ambulance ride-alongs on the weekend, I was not around a whole lot.

One day my GF's sister stopped me before I went to work and hit me with some news. "I just can't sit back and watch her do this to you anymore, you are a really good guy. That and I've got a crush on you. My sister is sleeping with one of the guys you work with at the restaurant while you are at the ambulance office on the weekends." Then she planted a serious kiss on me and I went to work.

I did some checking around and confirmed what she had told me. That night I moved all my stuff across the hall into her sister's bedroom. She had a very squeaky daybed and was quite vocal. Because we were all basically broke all three of us continued to live together for another couple of months. Revenge achieved.

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[Atlanteax]

Amen @ the "You Win"

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm afraid of commitment and don't have long-lasting relationships so I seek revenge upon the Earth.

...Serious revenge. Lots of video gaming and balking out of house parties /flex

[Drunken Durfin]

That is awesome.
Was her sister hotter too?

Much. I totally traded up in that deal.

[Stretch]

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