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shad0ws0ngs
10-30-2011, 02:43 AM
this was just.. a really funny moment, for me, at EG tonight. Beaum showed up at Juleana's .. this is right after he vanished

Something flies out of the shadows and hits Japhrimel directly in the groin!
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Vender put a tall black hat in his watered silk cape.
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Gellert snickers.
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Naitalya chuckles.
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Vender runs his fingernails lightly up and down Sameera's back.
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Savageheart laughs!
>cough
You are still stunned.
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Gellert says, "With good aim."
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Steihl snickers.
>cough
You are still stunned.
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Kyaloria surreptitiously glances at you.
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Savageheart softly says, "He wont need those anyway."
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Savageheart softly says, "Not with the roltons."
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Jeril begins chuckling at Savageheart!
>shout 1040
Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
You break free from your senseless daze!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Juleana glances at you.
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You fall over. Clumsy oaf!
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As Sameera beams at Vender, her face breaks out into a goofy lovestruck grin.
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Gellert grins.
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Juleana winces.
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Savageheart chuckles.
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Gweneivia scoffs.
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Speaking quietly to you, Steihl says, "Man you just get mauled everywhere."
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You feel at full magical power again.
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Steihl starts chuckling at you!
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You say, "First the one tiny man in the throat."
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Steihl pulls you to your feet.
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You say, "And now the other tiny man in the groin."
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Steihl nods to you.
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Steihl laughs!
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Carl steps over to help Jodia.
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You say, "And people wonder why I don't like tiny men."
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Savageheart softly says, "You really have a way with gnomes."
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Riend frowns at you.
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Sameera shows Kynseiyn her halfling Vender doll.
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Savageheart nods to you.
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Gweniveer blinks at you.
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Juleana offers Naitalya a fettered black leather back-scabbard.
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Jeril agrees with Savageheart.
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Juleana removes a Wehnimer's promissory note from in her tapestry sewing kit.
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Jodia removes an open-neck storm grey linen shirt with folded cuffs from in her light blue jacket.
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Jeril rubs Takeela tenderly.
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Juleana put a Wehnimer's promissory note in her tapestry sewing kit.
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Naitalya just handed Illyianna some coins.
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Naitalya accepts Juleana's black leather back-scabbard.
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Sameera removes a tiny driftwood heart from in her halfling Vender doll.
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Steihl quietly says, "The little people are out ta get ya."
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Sameera shows Kynseiyn her driftwood heart.
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Takeela adopts an agreeable expression.
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Juleana turns to face Jodia.
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Naitalya bows deeply at the waist, honoring Juleana.
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Naitalya put a fettered black leather back-scabbard in her black chainsil longcoat.
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Juleana says, "Alright after this, just one more spin of 3 and I'm done."
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Juleana stifles a yawn.
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Savageheart softly says, "If you're going to get beaten half to death, you dont want it to be the bottom half trust me."
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Jeril nods at Juleana.
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Gweniveer smiles at Juleana.
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Sameera put a tiny driftwood heart in her halfling Vender doll.
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Kynseiyn grins at Sameera.
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Speaking to Jodia, Juleana exclaims, "You're up!"
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You agree with Savageheart.
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You remove a tiny blue stone-filled pouch from in your ebon cotton pants.
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Speaking to your stone-filled pouch, you ask, "We still good?"
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Sagoth says, "The last one is ok with me."
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You put a tiny blue stone-filled pouch in your ebon cotton pants.
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Gweniveer gibbers incoherently.
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Jodia put an open-neck storm grey linen shirt with folded cuffs in her light blue jacket.
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Gweniveer laughs at you!
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Sameera pulls aside her coat and shows Kynseiyn a handsome blonde halfling tattoo.
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Steihl laughs at you!
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Sameera giggles.
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Savageheart glances at you.

Enceladus
10-30-2011, 01:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBQf23EAyOI

Ceyrin
10-31-2011, 01:34 PM
You put a tiny blue stone-filled pouch in your ebon cotton pants.

You're welcome for this idea.