Watch out guys.

[Ravenstorm]

Some day, perhaps not too far in the future, the significant other may be making a doctor's appointment for you. And you'll never be the same...

You'll just feel a little prick (http://www.usatoday.com/news/science/2004-06-16-voles-usat_x.htm)

Raven

[Bobmuhthol]

Where's my gene therapy to get rid of monogamy? :(

[Sean]

I'm with Bob on this one. I feel insanely guilty if I even thought of straying when in a relationship. I want something to fix that so I can see how the other half lives!

[longshot]

Genetic disposition to cheating...

I've never cheated on a girlfriend before, but if I do, I wonder how that would work out.

[Galleazzo]

She'd find out and cut your sack off, that's what.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
She'd find out and cut your sack off, that's what.

I'd like to take this opportunity to applaud Galleazzo's significant other :clap:

[GSLeloo]

I remember when someone did that! But I think she cut his penis off... that'd be a good therapy if like you fell in love with a guy who just couldn't be faithful. That way you could have him and feel secure that he wouldn't stray. I still say you use a stun collar like some people do for dogs... zap him every time he looks at another woman.

[DeV]

Originally posted by longshot
Genetic disposition to cheating...

I've never cheated on a girlfriend before, but if I do, I wonder how that would work out. It's not worth finding out. You'll only want to do it once especially if you have a healthy conscience.

[Weedmage Princess]

Yeah but...I think that's kind of much though. I mean, who wants to be with someone who doesn't think enough of them to be faithful to them, that you have to have them genetically fixed in order for them to be good to you? That's rough. I'd rather be alone than be with someone that I'd have to "make" treat me right. Screw that.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Yeah but...I think that's kind of much though. I mean, who wants to be with someone who doesn't think enough of them to be faithful to them, that you have to have them genetically fixed in order for them to be good to you? That's rough. I'd rather be alone than be with someone that I'd have to "make" treat me right. Screw that.

But maybe this procedure will stop your men from running off with younger grandmothers.

[GSLeloo]

What if it was Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom that you wanted to keep faithful Weedmage?

[CrystalTears]

Hey man, as long as Brad Pitt came back home to be with ME at the end of the day, what he does with his starlets on his own time is his problem. Just ask him to wear protection so that we don't have mini Pitts and disease running around.

[Weedmage Princess]

HATE YOU WEZAS!!

Leloo: I don't like Brad Pitt, so...that wouldn't be an issue :P
Besides, movie star or not...a man at the end of the day is just a man. I rather be with someone who loves me enough to treat me like I'd treat him, versus someone I have to force it from, cause it's not sincere, yanno?

[GSLeloo]

I don't know... I know you're right a man is just a man but Brad Pitt is pretty hot.

[Weedmage Princess]

I have weird taste. My mother wanted to have me committed to the mental ward cause I used to think Slash from GnR was hot.

[GSLeloo]

Who is Slash and what is GnR?

[DeV]

Famous men have women approaching them all the time. That could be hard to deal with, might make a SO want to make that doctor's appointment.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Who is Slash and what is GnR?

Slash
http://www.snakepit.org/slash-smgtr.jpg

G&R
http://www.verdespampas.com.br/wallpapers/wpguns2.jpg

[Weedmage Princess]

Okay..man that really made me feel...

..eh...nevermind <glares at Wezas>

[Sean]

Man I can't even make fun of weedmage for that one, I thought everyone knew who GnR and Slash were.

[Edited on 6-18-2004 by Tijay]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tijay
Man I can't even make fun of weedmage for that one, I thought everyone know who GnR and Slash were.

I agree, except for the part about not being able to make fun of weedie.

[Hips]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Who is Slash and what is GnR?

It makes me sad that we're both the same age and you asked that question. :(

[Edited on 6-18-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
That way you could have him I think I speak for all guys ever when I say that if a woman was to cut off the Commandant, I would spend the rest of my life far, far away from said woman.

[GSLeloo]

Ok I know who Guns and Roses are but I've just never heard them referred to as GnR

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by GSLeloo
That way you could have him I think I speak for all guys ever when I say that if a woman was to cut off the Commandant, I would spend the rest of my life far, far away from said woman.

I wouldn't.






I'd probably bury her in my backyard if she did that.

[Artha]

I'd probably use her as mulch if she did that.

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
I think I speak for all guys ever when I say that if a woman was to cut off the Commandant, I would spend the rest of my life far, far away from said woman.

You don't. Reference John Bobbit who went on to star in a porn movie or two after his wife (Lorena) cut his penis off (though, if I recall right, she claimed that was because he raped her).

Yes, the surgeons did surgically reattach it which, I guess, was part of the 'attraction'. It is a great come on line for a porn movie... 'Hey girls. Want to see my scar?'

Raven


[Edited on 6-18-2004 by Ravenstorm]

[Latrinsorm]

You guys are weird. :smilegrin:

Or I was wrong. I think we all know which one is more likely.

[longshot]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Who is Slash and what is GnR?

It makes me sad that we're both the same age and you asked that question. :(



That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone called retarded before.

You have a kind heart.

[Hips]

Originally posted by longshot
That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone called retarded before.

You have a kind heart.

I didn't mean it like that. The way she phrased it made it sound like she had no idea who GnR are (were?) ... so I was sad, because I :heart: GnR.

[GSLeloo]

Honestly.. I prefer Bon Jovi...

[Weedmage Princess]

Bleh...Jon Bon Jovi is/was kind of..girly looking to me for some reason. Not that I'm saying he's ugly, cause he isn't. He falls into the Brad Pitt type category...just a bit too soft and pretty for my tastes. I like my men...mannish.

[GSLeloo]

I hate men with like forests of hair on themselves... sometimes the girlier guys are better if they maintain themselves. It's ok to be metrosexual as long as you're not more feminine then I am... then I have a problem.

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh no no no Leloo. I'm with you there. I don't like hairy apes either.

I just mean...somewhat of a masculine look, face wise.

[GSLeloo]

Hmm.. Russel Crowe?

[Weedmage Princess]

:thumbsup: Russell Crowe

[Kadumi]

If I were female

I'd take ritchie sambora over jon any day. remember ladies, its the guitarists with the fast fingers.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Kadumi
If I were female

I'd take ritchie sambora over jon any day. remember ladies, its the guitarists with the fast fingers.

But it makes them wonder what else is over with fast.