Whats on your desk right now?

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This is not an original topic, but a fun one. Saw it somewhere else, can't remember where, but its a good one. Whats on your desk right now besides the computer stuff (monitor, box, speakers etc...)?

Racks of audio CDs.
Swiss army "Cyber Tool"
Barnes & Noble "Hint Mints"
Two half full fast food coffee containers.
Salt shaker.
"365 Bottles Of Beer For The Year" calander.
La Cross nail clippers.
Four Negro Modelo bottlecaps.
One scratch pad. (The kind you actually write on.)
One ball point pen. (Paper Mate.)
One quartz screen wiper. Dove grey.
Camera to my cell phone.
Box of Kleenex.
Pack of Pocket CD-Rs.

[Bobmuhthol]

Galileo Thermometer
Empty can of Mountain Dew: Code Red
Empty bottle of Kiwi Strawberry Snapple
Cell phone
Calculator
Baseball signed by Rico Petrocelli
Assorted pens and pencils
TV remote
Cologne
Rag for dusting/cleaning monitor and speakers

[Edited on 8-13-2003 by Bobmuhthol]

[Artha]

Books, a candle, an ash tray (my dads), a box of floppy disks, and a few CDs. And dust. Lots and lots of dust.

[Scott]

Soda Cans (wild cherry Pepsi), Wawa (East cost thing) Iced Tea, Remote, Cologne (cool water), a hunting knife, desk light, and a phone.

[Bobmuhthol]

Do you play Sintik in your room? A hunting knife? What the hell is that for?

[Betheny]

Empty coffee cup. Half empty glass of Tropical Punch kool-aid. A half-full ashtray. An empty pack of cigarettes. A few lighters. Two empty cans of Pepsi. A can of Raid (I hate bugs. Really hate them.) A bottle of Prevacid. A candle I use to stick lit incense in to burn.

All in all, I've been staying fairly organized (because most of my crap is on the floor.)

[Red Devil]

what the hell is a swiss army 'cyber tool'

[Bestatte]

Lessee..from left to right:

spare pocketbook, want ads from the local newspaper, checkbook to an account I no longer have, misc. papers and recipts. Keys, 4 packs camel lights (box), Graham Webb styling goop, Gardener's Hand Repair, Hand sanitizer. Toenail clipper, the purse I use every day (it's a leather "fanny pack").

A pile of travel-sized skin care products from Clarins (I rarely have to buy skin care because they give these suckers away), sewing kit, bottle of eucalyptus oil. Ashtray, brush, more papers, my Clarins Foundation (oil-free), a ceramic vase filled with incense made by tibetan monks and a miniature replica of a broadsword, another ashtray, a candleholder with a candle in it, this pen "thing" that's kinda a sculpture but you can write with it, a desk frame that's sculptured to look like a medieval scene complete with castles and the dragon, a clock that doesn't work, my notebook, a post-it pad, my face powder, an open pack of cigs and a lighter.

Makeup pencil sharpener, the schedule for House Kurac's training regimen in the game I play, a nail file, my monitor, a little pot of deep green eyeshadow on top of a MAC under-eye concealer, another nail file, a little tiny hair-doo-hicky, my speakers, mouse and pad.

HP DeskJet 672C color printer, bottle of windex, another pile of miscellaneous free skin care samples, spray cologne, another pile of paper, "Big Cats" 2003 calendar, a replica of an antique Nestle's cookie tin with more skin care stuff in it including the makeup I wear every day (eyeliner and eyebrow pencil), calculator, a can of air, an adjustable 3-hole paper punch, Daytimer that I only use as an address book, more papers, a solid gold pocket watch, more papers, a surreal art-crafted photograph, more papers.

An old-fashioned wooden flour-barrel serves as my trash bin. It's full too :)

[CrystalTears]

Gah! Woman! Too much stuff! :D

I'm at work now, so I have my phone, headphones, pen, blue post-it pad, steno pad, monitor, computer speakers, stapler, tape dispenser, box of Kleenex tissues, desk trays (the last four are in maroon.. color coordinated!), and a desk calendar.

[Trinitis]

2 lighters (parrents), Cigs (parrents), Cordless phone, Mouse pad (I can't seem to convence the parrents its not need with a laser mouse), pen, cup of cold coffee, MOHAA CD, Magic Online CD, new printer ink pack.

On the shelves above the screen..Black ink pack, bunch of books about collecting old bottles, couple of AOL CD's, some 3x5 cards, personal phone book, note pad, The Sims CD, software disks that came with the computer, Phone book, a pack of Iraqi's Most wanted Playing Cards, a small..thing..to hold quaters, a hair brush, a darts case, and extra printer paper.

-Adredrin

[Drew2]

My computer is on my floor right now because I have no desk yet. I win.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Tayre
My computer is on my floor right now because I have no desk yet. I win.

Damn hookie college students, always wanting us to feel bad about them... :smilegrin:

[Carl Spackler]

2 empt pancheros cups, a picture of me and my buddies, an empty jimmy johns cup, digital camera, cell phone, college football 2004 for PS2 case, some nasty straw hat (have no clue where that came from) tags off some jeans, wallet, pocket knife, monitor keyboard and mouse

[longshot]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol

Rag for dusting/cleaning monitor and speakers

[Edited on 8-13-2003 by Bobmuhthol]

...?

Too easy Bob!:roll:

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what the hell is a swiss army 'cyber tool'

http://www.milnejewelry.com/SwissKnife/cyber.html

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hmmm. This would be work...

left to right

Cheap radio for games, old over head transparencies (does anyone even use these anymore? why do I have that on my desk?), a special hole punch for my planner, scotch tape dispenser, 18 inch magnifying ruler, 3 notebooks, AOL's 2004 Member Services business plan, a calculator, 2 speakers, monitor with mirror at top, American Flag, 2 more speakers, palm VIIx, Computer switch (two computers to one monitor/keyboard), phone, stapler, organizer for projects, coffee cup full of half chewed pens, empty jar half full of change, nerf football, and an organizer embossed with "The Winner is the one who doesn't get fired".

Now at home.. well thats a whole nother ball of wax :)

[Parkbandit]

Stack of business cards
14 files
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Mousepad
coffee mug
Mountain Dew bottle
Gobstopper candy box
stapler
Tape dispenser
5 stamps (Posted, faxed, paid, approved, For Deposit Only)
Pen
43 pieces of paper
rolidex
phone
calculator
sticky note pad
highlighter
printer
Inbox (filled)
Outbox (Filled)
cell phone charger cord
paperclip dispenser with 18 paperclips (1 red one)
7 uncashed checks
1 broken door knob from a storage room door
Empty glass with fuzz on the bottom of it - ew.

[Parkbandit]

Hey Tayvin... do you really need an 18" magnifying ruler?

I heard... nevermind.. that's just way too damn easy.

[Taernath]

Local newspaper, electric fan, Flaming Carrot's Greatest Hits (comic), various business cards, game CD's, my wallet, checkbook, calculator, 2 half-empty cans of Cherry Coke.

[AnticorRifling]

At the office right now so here goes:

Cordless phone named Ralph (Louie is the other phone across the office, Ralph is the right phone Louie is the left)

One laptop with guts sitting on top
Working laptop
Stack of Zip disks
Stack of CD-R, CD-RW, software
Stack of leave papers
A mug from the Marine Corps ball
2 keys to a piece of crypto
Linen spray
Stack of security stickers
A figurine of a frog typing on a laptop
A can of soda
Three folders; desktop procedures, turnovers, and something I made called the idiot's guide to my job(for the guy replacing me)
A Cisco 2500 router
A Good conduct medal
Two sets of Mardi Gras beads
Two little action figures (apemen hurling stones)
A tape ball with the words "Stupid grenade!" written on the side (We throw this at anyone in the office when they something stupid, it gets lots of use)

[Bobmuhthol]

You need to get a better desk. With better stuff on it.

[Solkern]

Lets see, a light...some papers, some Cds, a pen and pencil... some white stains on my keyboard dunno where they are from hahahaha

[Inspector Gadget]

I have those stains too...where they hell they come from - Treden

[Lord Deprav]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Baseball signed by Rico Petrocelli


When will you Red Sox fans learn to pick a different team.

Lord Deprav
Go Cubbies!

[Solkern]

When will the cubs fans learn that sammy sosa stinks and so does the team? Go mariners!

[Lord Deprav]

Originally posted by Solkern
When will the cubs fans learn that sammy sosa stinks and so does the team? Go mariners!


AWWWW Ichiro number 1!

What a disgrace to the game. Is he too good to put his last name on his jersey just like everyone else has for the last 90 years?

Anyways, nothing personal, that just bothers me.

Sammy Sosa could quite possibly be the best player that I will ever see in my life. And we're going to make a run at the division in September. For once the Cubs have not fallen apart in August!

Deprav

[Solkern]

A run aganist the braves?? Not a chance in hell! Braves are by far the best team in baseball I hate to say it, but its quite true...best player? barry bonds is much better of a hitter..he walks probally twice as much as sosa, and still has more homers then him ha!

[Drew2]

ROFLMAO Haha Go Zach!

[Stacey]

A dolphin lamp, about 23 different dolphin figurines, three lit candles, ashtray, pic of me and hubbie, gandalf action figure, dragon figurine, adding machine (accountants dream machine), Cell phone, CRAPPY COMPUTER.

[Jenisi]

ok.. lets see here.. a simmering liquid potpourri pot )with the concentrate bottle next to it) a candle stick with a candle, some random earrings, a diet rite can, a diet vanilla coke bottle, a alloy cloathing magazine, my cell, a wrapper to a ice cream bar thingy, my Bath and Body Works anti-bactrial (no water) hand foam, on the shelves above my sister's wedding picture and sony speakers, shelf above that my fish bowl (with my beta, Dazzle) all my random computer games and my collection of unicorn/carasol horses/pegasus/and fairy figurines (I'm a girly girl so what) :)

[Artha]

Update: I now also have a handkerchief on my desk.

[draconis nematoda]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
You need to get a better desk. With better stuff on it.

What else do you need?

Ray

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[Edited on 8-17-2003 by draconis nematoda]

[Beastabana]

For a small desk, I have a ton of crap...
Of course my PC and all the trimmings
Ceramic bottle of pens and pencils
Napkins and wetnaps
Some pepper packets
Cheque book
Gum
Package of new pens
Bills
Picture of my dad in his 20's
Package of photos
Post it notes
Pliers
Butterfly paper weight
Box of scotch tape
Figurine of 'Mary' my Oma made
2 pewter pins
Wooden cat figurine
Vase with a dried rose
Immigration papers
Magnets
'The Far Side' Calendar
Basket of cards (birthday and the like)
Mahogany box with more cheques and pens, post it notes
Bailey's Irish Cream Can with coins in it
Box of Kleenex
Keys
Bag of Nibs
Honey packet

Thats about it... :bouncy:

Ten million dollars in small, unmarked bills and some blood.

[peam]

A Mead "Attitude" notebook (5 1/2 x 4in pages)
Two Creative Labs speakers.
A Swiss Army knife.
A pair of Oakleys.
A crumpled up paper towel.
A KodakCX4200 digital camera.
A dime.
Two pennies.
A rock that went through my flip-flop and caused me extreme pain.
My keys.
A printer.
My cell phone.
A can of air (lemon scented!)
A cheap blue cup.
My laptop.

[peam]

Originally posted by Beastabana

'The Far Side' Calendar


High five. Only thing that could beat that would be a Calvin and Hobbes or Get Fuzzy calendar.

Originally posted by peam
A Mead "Attitude" notebook (5 1/2 x 4in pages)
Two Creative Labs speakers.
A Swiss Army knife.
A pair of Oakleys.
A crumpled up paper towel.
A KodakCX4200 digital camera.
A dime.
Two pennies.
A rock that went through my flip-flop and caused me extreme pain.
My keys.
A printer.
My cell phone.
A can of air (lemon scented!)
A cheap blue cup.
My laptop.

In my personal opinion, Peam is the coolest person in GemStone or on these forums.

[Hips]

-Computer monitor, speakers, keyboard, mouse, mousepad, microphone... (tower & subwoofer on the floor)
-Syllabus for my intro to biological anthropology class and archaeology class
-Syllabus for my english 110 class
-Picture of my dog from when he was a puppy (black & white english springer spaniel)
-Picture of me and Greg before the very first formal dance we went to (six and counting so far!)
-A collage of all my friends
-Phone
-Ceramic cow "jar" (more like a planter that I'm using to hold pens, etc.)
-Baby ficus tree
-Heart-shaped piece of amethyst (my favorite stone... gift from Greg)

:bouncy:

[Halfsilver]

Hmm.

Cellphone, empty Lord of the rings 2 dvd case, 3 cd-r's with .hack//sign episodes on them, olympus digital camera, Westell ethernet modem, Etherfast wired network router, HK speakers, my dragon hourglass, little grey brookstone flashlight, a pile of credit card bills, empty pint bottle of corona from last night.

-grays

[Drew2]

OMFG I forgot i have a desk now so I can play this game...

5 empty coke cans
my checkbook
my contact holder
my contact solution
alarm clock
3 speakers
pencil sharpner
notepad
bus route
my english class syllabus (Or however you spell the damn thing)
empty bowl w/ spoon (from last nights dinner i think)
tiger direct cataloge
pen
volume control for my speakers

YEY MY DESK IS BORING

[peam]

I forgot to include the little cubby hole of my desk, so here goes:

One flipflop (Black with a fish skeleton, worn)
Headphones/Microphone apparatus.
Haiku Tunnel DVD case.
Bag of Twizzlers (Empty).
Bag of Sweedish Fish (Full).
Operations Management Syllabus.
Computer Science I Syllabus.
Information Systems I Syllabus.
Calculus and Analytical Geometry Syllabus.
Information Systems Lab Schedule.
Computer Science Lab Schedule.
Biography of John Adams by David McCullough.
Axe Bodyspray (Phoenix).
Curve Cologne.
Lifestyles condoms. (2)
Candies Cologne.
Purple Velvet Crown Royal bag. (Empty)
Reciept from Citgo. ($6.00 in gas, $.99 cashews)

[Edited on 9-5-2003 by peam]

[ElvenRangeress]

Hmm on my desk there is.....

besides the computer and the crap that comes with it such as speakers, ect ... hehe
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picture of me and darren (grays)
a printer on the high level, for some reason theres a twinkle little star pillow on it...
calgon body mist
silver necklace
butterfly tin with a candle in it
little flower bank
cds
hair gel
them eclipse flash strips
empty bottle of excedrin
wooden box darren made me
hair brush
wallet chain
uhmmm super shine nail polish
stickers for the little kiddies
(for some odd reason theres a unopened toothbrush...)
and radio remote..
ohhh and my alarm clock... and a cute smiley face mouse pad! ok maybe i said to many things, laugh

[Edited on 9-6-2003 by ElvenRangeress]

[Rysk]

um I'm at work.. so.. a phone, 2 nextel cell phones, 2-way radio, Barton hand book, philips multiplexer, roll of paper towels, hp deskjet printer, 3 hole puncher, zip drive, stack of floppy disks, electric stapler (hey i didnt know we had one of those), regular stapler, pen holder thing with 97812983719823 pens in it, 3 notepads, 4 post-it pads, scotch tape..

wow my work desk sucks...