druids and bus drivers

[Drew2]

I had a funny dream.

drew cantu: how do you know if you're drunk
Lord Elrodin: do you remember the night before?
drew cantu: no i mean still drunk
drew cantu: there's no question if i was drunk lsat night
Lord Elrodin: oh
Lord Elrodin: heh
Lord Elrodin: have you eaten anything yet?
drew cantu: but i can't tell if i'm still drunk or i just don't have a headache very badly
drew cantu: yeah
drew cantu: i ate a few minutes ago
Lord Elrodin: do you drink alot of water?
drew cantu: right before i fell asleep I drank some
Lord Elrodin: and/or did you brush your teeth before you went to bed?
drew cantu: becauser someone was like DRINK WQTTER
drew cantu: water
drew cantu: yes i brshed my teeth
drew cantu: that's when i drinked the water
drew cantu: drank
Lord Elrodin: then you most likely just dont have a hangover
drew cantu: rofl
Lord Elrodin: those are two key factors to not getting them
Lord Elrodin: i rarely get them anymore
drew cantu: i think i stabbed myself in the gums
Lord Elrodin: haha
drew cantu: i remember i didn't feel it
drew cantu: but now my gum is sore
drew cantu: when i brushed my teeth
Lord Elrodin: so it was a good night?
drew cantu: dude alcohol i snasty
drew cantu: but bailey's is gooooodddd
Lord Elrodin: mix any hard liquer with orange soda...
drew cantu: I am the mudslide champ
Lord Elrodin: or a sweet fruit drink
drew cantu: well
drew cantu: i had a screwdriver
drew cantu: and 4 mudslides
drew cantu: and it was a big big screwdriver
Lord Elrodin: oh, and just some friendly advice, dont drink sintiks drink...
drew cantu: because i was like that's too much vodka... more orange juice!
drew cantu: and then I put more vodka
drew cantu: then more orange juice
drew cantu: and it was like a big mug
drew cantu: because I ran out of room in the glass
Lord Elrodin: heh
drew cantu: what's wron gwith baileys and lime
Lord Elrodin: i remember senior week.... we would wake up and drink screwdrivers...
drew cantu: dude what am i doing in solhaven
drew cantu: I was in icemule
Lord Elrodin: hahahaha
drew cantu: oh shit i ahd fucked up dreams last night
drew cantu: I was a druid
Lord Elrodin: how so?
drew cantu: like from diablo
drew cantu: wait no I wasn't the druid
drew cantu: my friend was the druid
drew cantu: and I taught him to control his power
drew cantu: I was a necromancer
drew cantu: and I could control fire
Lord Elrodin: ...
drew cantu: and the garden was burning and me and my necromancer friend had to stop the fire
drew cantu: but we couldn't find water
drew cantu: so all we could do was hold the fire back
drew cantu: until the water people got there
drew cantu: then i went to find a bucket and the water people showed up and the fire was gone so they laughed at us
drew cantu: and then i was a bus driver
drew cantu: but see i wasn't the real bus driver
drew cantu: the bus started moving by itself when the bus driver got off for a break
drew cantu: so I had to drive it
drew cantu: and i picked up all the kids because it was a school bus
Lord Elrodin: haha
drew cantu: and then i drove the bus off the road
drew cantu: so me and this fat chick and my druid friend got out and pu shed it
drew cantu: and then I realized it was a dream so I just made the bus disappear
drew cantu: after we got the kids off of course
drew cantu: i remember one kid was a bitch
drew cantu: i wanted to kick her
drew cantu: but you cna't kick kids
drew cantu: FUCKING PSINET WHERE IS IT
Lord Elrodin: thats a fucked up dream man
drew cantu: i told you it was fucked up

[Anebriated]

damn, i was gonna post this too...

[Bobmuhthol]

(10:27:07) Tayre: yuo know why psinet is broken?
(10:27:20) Rachel Pwnz: No.
(10:27:27) Rachel Pwnz: You know why you suck at drinking?
(10:27:33) Tayre: yeah
(10:27:37) Tayre: because i never do it
(10:27:38) Rachel Pwnz: drew cantu: I am the mudslide champ
(10:27:41) Rachel Pwnz: You lose.
(10:27:46) Tayre: LOL
(10:27:49) Tayre: when did I say that
(10:27:55) Rachel Pwnz: When you were talking to Elrodin.
(10:28:00) Tayre: i did?
(10:28:05) Tayre: that was like 10 minutes ago
(10:28:08) Rachel Pwnz: ,,,,
(10:28:10) Rachel Pwnz: Right.
(10:28:18) Tayre: i remember i was a bus driver
(10:28:31) Tayre: i don't remember saying i was a mudslide champ ubt it's true
(10:28:55) Rachel Pwnz: Congratulations.
(10:28:59) Rachel Pwnz: You win the Pansy Drinker Award.
(10:29:09) Tayre: PDA
(10:29:14) Tayre: PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION
(10:29:16) Tayre: ROFL
(10:29:19) Rachel Pwnz: WHAT THE FUCK

[Galleazzo]

(stands between Tayre and Seattle, just in case)

[Scott]

Lord Elrodin: oh, and just some friendly advice, dont drink sintiks drink...

Bitch!

I would have been seriously amused to see Tayre's post about how well it tasted, it would have kept me entertained for a few hours.

[Anebriated]

The drink was a low blow... i wouldnt want to see even tayre go through that...

[Artha]

What's it do? Just taste like shit?

[Ravenstorm]

I'm guessing the citric acid in the lime juice will curdle the cream in the Bailey's.

Raven

[Scott]

Originally posted by Artha
What's it do? Just taste like shit?

It curdles.... so basically you chew, you don't drink.