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Drunken Durfin
08-26-2011, 11:01 PM
I laughed so hard I think I'm bleeding from my eyes.

[Droughtman's Maze]
The walls of the maze are constructed of smooth black marble with web-like veins of gold and silver that stand out boldly against the dark background. The floors are covered with iron grating, allowing for more than adequate drainage of any fluids which might be spilled within the confines of the labyrinth. Several flickering torches are placed in gold-trimmed sconces spaced evenly along the passage walls.
Also here: a stunned Great Lord Norlamin, The Legend of Michaelous, Queen Sune, the body of a stunned Rope who is lying down, a webbed Tillmen, Afro-Ninja Kayous
Obvious exits: south, west
Godsatan suddenly appears!
Leland suddenly appears!
Sully suddenly appears!
Legend suddenly appears!
Feral suddenly appears!
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Legend put a blue key in his heavy backpack.
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[BadAss]>w
Kayous waves a silvered glacial crystal wand at Tillmen.
The wand flashes brightly and hurls a crackling bolt of blue energy at Tillmen, causing him to immediately freeze in his tracks.
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Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
[BadAss]>w
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
[BadAss]>s
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Michaelous swings a vultite battle axe at Leland!
Leland evades the attack by a hair!
DEAD>
[BadAss: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
[BadAss]>s
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Feral just went west.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss]>w
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Afro-Ninja Kayous just went south.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
[BadAss]>s
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
[BadAss]>w
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland removes a red key from in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
Leland put a red key in his heavy backpack.
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>
Leland just tried to pull Rope to his feet, but Rope couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
DEAD>

Malvadere
08-26-2011, 11:22 PM
yea I guess I need to refine that...

Makkah
08-27-2011, 12:02 AM
Wow. So funny...