Silly Warchief, or post funny melee strikes against you here.

[Khariz]

Here's a warchief mstriking me:


In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a Grimswarm troll warchief engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
A Grimswarm troll warchief swings a backsword at you!
AS: +521 vs DS: +426 with AvD: +16 + d100 roll: +65 = +176
... and hits for 5 points of damage!
Blow slides along your ribs.
Almost tickles.

Some damascened black rolaren plate partially deflects the onslaught of the slashing attack.
A Grimswarm troll warchief swings a backsword at you!
AS: +521 vs DS: +426 with AvD: +16 + d100 roll: +24 = +135
... and hits for 2 points of damage!
Glancing blow to your back.
That could have been worse.

Some damascened black rolaren plate partially deflects the onslaught of the slashing attack.
A Grimswarm troll warchief swings a backsword at you!
AS: +521 vs DS: +426 with AvD: +16 + d100 roll: +84 = +195
... and hits for 5 points of damage!
Light, bruising slash to your left thigh.

Some damascened black rolaren plate partially deflects the onslaught of the slashing attack.
A Grimswarm troll warchief swings a backsword at you!
AS: +521 vs DS: +426 with AvD: +16 + d100 roll: +53 = +164
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Light slash to your abdomen!
Barely nicked.

Some damascened black rolaren plate partially deflects the onslaught of the slashing attack.
A Grimswarm troll warchief swings a backsword at you!
AS: +521 vs DS: +426 with AvD: +16 + d100 roll: +98 = +209
... and hits for 5 points of damage!
Glancing blow to your back.
That could have been worse.

[Khariz]

Here's some non-critter hits.


Some damascened black rolaren plate is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the crushing attack.
Metadi swings a perfect rolaren-capped sledgehammer at you!
AS: +535 vs DS: +422 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +67 = +219
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your right arm.



Some damascened black rolaren plate is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the crushing attack.
Perivan swings a white laen claidhmore at you!
AS: +491 vs DS: +423 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +70 = +167
... and hits for 14 points of damage!
Blow to your back cracks several vertebrae.



Some damascened black rolaren plate partially deflects the onslaught of the slashing attack.
Perivan swings a white laen claidhmore at you!
AS: +485 vs DS: +423 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +58 = +149
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Quick slash at your left eye.
Strike lands but misses the target.



Some damascened black rolaren plate is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the crushing attack.
Metadi swings a perfect rolaren-capped sledgehammer at you!
AS: +499 vs DS: +423 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +98 = +213
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.



Some damascened black rolaren plate is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the crushing attack.
Metadi swings a perfect rolaren-capped sledgehammer at you!
AS: +499 vs DS: +412 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +58 = +184
... and hits for 14 points of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on your chest!

[Back]

To set this up... my bard is 36 and has 8 ranks of armor.

An urnon-eyed brilliant white golem gestures into the air.
A wall of slush and snow sprays away from an urnon-eyed brilliant white golem.
You are pelted by the howling wall of snow and ice as it expands past you and are knocked to the ground. You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 20 sec.
A swirling sonic barrier partially deflects the onslaught of the frigid attack.
... 25 points of damage!
A frigid attack leaves Bard blinded in his left eye. Bet you didn't see it coming!
You are stunned for 10 rounds!

It wandered off after that.

[Khariz]

ROFL, it just walked away? You lived?

[Back]

ROFL, it just walked away? You lived?

Yeah. Got up and went about my business pretty much unfazed after the RT. Too funny.

[Dugoar]

This happened to me the other day. Was in Landing and was the only person in the room. I only have 173 Health total. The stun wore off really early (for reasons I am unaware of) and I walked out of the room and lived.


A colossal white granite golem swings a massive arm at you!
AS: +993 vs DS: +292 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +65 = +816
... and hits for 169 points of damage!
Eye crushed by a hard blow to the face!
You are stunned for 10 rounds!

[Khariz]

NICE!

[BriarFox]

These were from a storyline NPC a few ago:


Drangell swings a huge crimson steel waraxe at you!
AS: +1092 vs DS: +858 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +3 = +266
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Bones in right arm crack.

Drangell swings a huge crimson steel waraxe at you!
AS: +1092 vs DS: +805 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +6 = +322
... and hits for 57 points of damage!
Internal organs bruised.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

[Back]

LOL. Those golems aren’t very thorough.

[Sam]

claids, lance, and a maul with only a little gurgling



In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a Grimswarm giant soldier engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +446 vs DS: +325 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +16 = +156
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Near-miss!
That'll hurt tomorrow.

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +446 vs DS: +325 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +50 = +190
... and hits for 6 points of damage!
Respectable shot to your back.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +446 vs DS: +305 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +84 = +244
... and hits for 7 points of damage!
A finger on your right hand is torn away.

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +446 vs DS: +305 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +84 = +244
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Slash to your shield arm!
Shears off a thin layer of skin!

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +446 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +36 = +199
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Throat nearly crushed. You gurgle as you gasp for air.



In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a Grimswarm giant zealot engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
A Grimswarm giant zealot swings a claidhmore at you!
You evade the attack by a hair!

A Grimswarm giant zealot swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +429 vs DS: +342 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +62 = +168
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Quick feint to your right foot.
Little extra damage.

** Your iron leg greaves flare with a burst of flame at the giant zealot! **

... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.

A Grimswarm giant zealot swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +429 vs DS: +342 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +49 = +155
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Light slash to your abdomen!
Barely nicked.

A Grimswarm giant zealot swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +429 vs DS: +342 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +88 = +194
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Slash to your chest!
That heart's not broken, it's only scratched.



In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a Grimswarm giant soldier engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +433 vs DS: +331 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +21 = +142
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hard blow, but deflected.
Not much damage.

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
At the last moment, you parry the blow with your falchion!

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +433 vs DS: +331 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +77 = +198
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Grazing blow to your stomach.

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
With extreme effort, you beat back the attack with your falchion!

A Grimswarm giant soldier swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +433 vs DS: +331 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +90 = +211
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Large gash to your left arm, several muscles torn.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!



In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a Grimswarm giant barbarian engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
A Grimswarm giant barbarian thrusts with a lance at you!
Amazingly, you manage to parry the attack with your star!

A Grimswarm giant barbarian thrusts with a lance at you!
AS: +437 vs DS: +306 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +17 = +180
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Minor strike to the neck.

A Grimswarm giant barbarian thrusts with a lance at you!
AS: +437 vs DS: +306 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +40 = +203
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on your chest!

A Grimswarm giant barbarian thrusts with a lance at you!
AS: +437 vs DS: +306 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +81 = +244
... and hits for 7 points of damage!
Nice puncture to the back, just grazed the spine!

A Grimswarm giant barbarian thrusts with a lance at you!
AS: +437 vs DS: +306 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +97 = +260
... and hits for 17 points of damage!
Minor strike to the neck.





Helsfeld swings an ora-plated silvery golvern sledgehammer at you!
AS: +461 vs DS: +187 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +81 = +391
... and hits for 20 points of damage!
Internal organs bruised.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

[Khariz]

Very nice, indeed!