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Khariz
08-20-2011, 07:15 PM
Bynethien just arrived.
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You chant a quick prayer and the uncut emerald's outer shell becomes translucent and brittle. A cobalt liquid fills the once solid interior of the uncut emerald.
>exa madm
You see Madmountan the Warlord.
He appears to be a Giantman of the T'Kirem Clan.
He is very tall and appears to be mature. He has brooding hazel eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, shaggy grey-brown hair worn in a ponytail. He has a weathered face, a broad nose and broad shoulders.
He has an erupting volcano tattoo on his arm, and a four-tined cerulean star tattoo on his neck.
He appears to be DEAD!
He has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a completely severed right arm, a completely severed left arm, a completely severed right leg, a completely severed left leg, a completely severed right hand, a completely severed left hand, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his back, a blinded right eye, a blinded left eye, a case of uncontrollable convulsions, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is bleeding slightly from the back, slightly from the left hand, slightly from the right hand, from the left leg, from the right leg, from the left arm, and from the right arm.
He is holding an improbably large dwarven skullcracker in his right hand.
He is wearing an eahnor-bound leather badge, a ruby amulet, a black heart of glaes amulet hung from a dilapidated leather strip, a twisted black mithril chain, a simple urglaes band, a scorched leather vest branded with the symbol of V'Tull, a Warrior Guild Master pin, a shadowy black weapons harness slung over his shoulder, a weathered black battlepack clasped with the symbol of V'Tull rimmed with mystic runes, some damascened black rolaren plate, a thick gold ring, and an old cracked leather belt pouch.
>tend madm back
You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>tend madm right hand
Speaking to you, Bynethien asks, "Can you skin?"
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You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>tend madm right arm
You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>tend madm right leg
You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You say, "Eh, sorta."
R>You see Madmountan the Warlord.
He appears to be a Giantman of the T'Kirem Clan.
He is very tall and appears to be mature. He has brooding hazel eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, shaggy grey-brown hair worn in a ponytail. He has a weathered face, a broad nose and broad shoulders.
He has an erupting volcano tattoo on his arm, and a four-tined cerulean star tattoo on his neck.
He appears to be DEAD!
He has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a completely severed right arm, a completely severed left arm, a completely severed right leg, a completely severed left leg, a completely severed right hand, a completely severed left hand, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his back, a blinded right eye, a blinded left eye, a case of uncontrollable convulsions, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is bleeding slightly from the left hand, from the left leg, and from the left arm.
He is holding an improbably large dwarven skullcracker in his right hand.
He is wearing an eahnor-bound leather badge, a ruby amulet, a black heart of glaes amulet hung from a dilapidated leather strip, a twisted black mithril chain, a simple urglaes band, a scorched leather vest branded with the symbol of V'Tull, a Warrior Guild Master pin, a shadowy black weapons harness slung over his shoulder, a weathered black battlepack clasped with the symbol of V'Tull rimmed with mystic runes, some damascened black rolaren plate, a thick gold ring, and an old cracked leather belt pouch.
>tend madm left hand
You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>tend madm left arm
You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>tend madm left leg
...wait 1 seconds.
R>tend madm left leg
You begin to do your best to bandage Madmountan's wound.
After some effort you manage to bandage the injury.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>exa madm
You see Madmountan the Warlord.
He appears to be a Giantman of the T'Kirem Clan.
He is very tall and appears to be mature. He has brooding hazel eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, shaggy grey-brown hair worn in a ponytail. He has a weathered face, a broad nose and broad shoulders.
He has an erupting volcano tattoo on his arm, and a four-tined cerulean star tattoo on his neck.
He appears to be DEAD!
He has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a completely severed right arm, a completely severed left arm, a completely severed right leg, a completely severed left leg, a completely severed right hand, a completely severed left hand, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his back, a blinded right eye, a blinded left eye, a case of uncontrollable convulsions, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is holding an improbably large dwarven skullcracker in his right hand.
He is wearing an eahnor-bound leather badge, a ruby amulet, a black heart of glaes amulet hung from a dilapidated leather strip, a twisted black mithril chain, a simple urglaes band, a scorched leather vest branded with the symbol of V'Tull, a Warrior Guild Master pin, a shadowy black weapons harness slung over his shoulder, a weathered black battlepack clasped with the symbol of V'Tull rimmed with mystic runes, some damascened black rolaren plate, a thick gold ring, and an old cracked leather belt pouch.
R>
Bynethien asks, "Can you skin shelfae soldiers?"
R>308 madm
You raise your hand while murmuring a soft orison, focusing on the Well of Life spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
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You gesture at Madmountan.
A silvery translucent thread extends from you encompassing Madmountan's corpse.
For one fleeting moment as your soul touches Madmountan's soul, you feel an overwhelming sense of fright and desperation. Then a wave of blissful calmness settles upon you as you sense your souls have linked together, the coppery scent of drying blood saturates your senses.
Roundtime: 15 sec.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
R>
...wait 15 seconds.
R>
You say, "Don't mistake my ability for my interest."
R>exa byn
You see Bynethien the Wizard.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has almond-shaped jade green eyes and ebon skin. He has long, straight white hair. He has an angular face, an aquiline nose and angular pointed ears.
He has a black-and-blue right eye, and an old battle scar across his back.
He is holding an engraved imflass backsword in his right hand and a gleaming imflass shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a deathstone studded steel flask, a plain buckskin shirt, a tin-bound rat hide badge, a black silk gempouch with silver-tipped drawstrings, some fur-lined sable boots with alternating bands of panther pelt, some felt gloves dusted with star ruby flecks, a crimson leather back scabbard bound in gold, a rune-etched obsidian long coat with a coiled golden dragon worked into the back, some loose silver-threaded pants, a blackened silver filigree headband, and a red-laced lizard skin doublet.
R>
Bynethien says, "Oh, my mistake."
>wave emer at madm
You gingerly crack and wave the uncut emerald over Madmountan's body and a mixture of oil and balsam trickles out of the emerald, coating Madmountan with a cobalt blue liquid.
The uncut emerald deteriorates into a cobalt powder that disperses into the wind.
>unshea
You remove a dark-stained gnarled orase runestaff inlaid with a swirl of multi-hued starstones from in your black leather harness.
>318 madm
You raise your hand while murmuring a soft orison, focusing on the Resurrection spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Madmountan.
Roundtime: 35 sec.
Guttural and primal, the words of your chant are torn from your throat with enough force to slice the very air. You clench your hands into tight fists and force your fingernails into the flesh of your palm. Within moments you are rewarded with the hot warmth of your blood filling them. Bending at the waist, you open your hands and press your right hand to Madmountan's forehead, and the other to his lips. The power in your blood sends a surge of energy through your connected bodies and within moments Madmountan draws his first breath of life.
Madmountan seems slightly different.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
SR>
You are still stunned.
SR>
Bynethien says, "Figured everyone was as polite as me, sorry for asking."
SR>
Bynethien bows to you.
SR>
Bynethien just went north.

dszabo
08-20-2011, 07:26 PM
Doing a skinning task for someone is 10-20 minutes of your time. It's not impolite to decline. Bynethien should go fuck himself.

Khariz
08-20-2011, 07:27 PM
Doing a skinning task for someone is 10-20 minutes of your time. It's not impolite to decline. Bynethien should go fuck himself.

I was trying to be abiguous about who was the jerk in that scenario. I mean...I was tending every wound on someone's body and raising them while he asked.

Lord Orbstar
08-20-2011, 10:27 PM
"As you can see, I doing something much more important. This is the wrong time to ask and tacky in the extreme on your part. You do not care that I am doing Lorminstra's work, and I do not care you are trying to skin squirrels. Pray the Lady is not watching us now. Good Day, Sir."

/stare Byne

"I said, GOOD DAY, Sir!"




/whisper byne GTFO N00b-azzhole. KKTHXBAI.

See how easy it is to Monday-morning roleplay AND work in teh Willie Wonka line of the century?!

Tsk Tsk
08-20-2011, 11:08 PM
Heh, you were much more polite then I would have been.

Endaar
08-22-2011, 10:25 AM
We were all n00bs once.

Lord Orbstar
08-22-2011, 10:33 AM
that is what the THUMP verb used to be for. that and a whispered comment about acceptable comment from a Legend.

Ayamei
08-22-2011, 04:16 PM
Well played, I think. Good one liner!