Cincinnati fakeout

[Kadumi]

ok so you're going at it doggy style. you fake it. spit on her back. she thinks you're done so she turns over. that's when you get her in the eye!

[Edited on 5-26-2004 by Kadumi]

that is a Hodini<sp?>

[Kadumi]

cinicinatti fakeout sounds cooler

[Snapp]

:lol: Someone's still drunk I take it?

[Kadumi]

oh yes, and getting better

better means drunker

Best of all Is the Pirate, Girls giving you head and right before you go you pull out and jiz in her eye, then say "ARRGH"

[Stunseed]

Fisheye > Cincinatti Fakeout as far as the name of that.

[AnticorRifling]

I've got some better tricks, by better I mean funnier and slightly worse, but I don't think I'll post them just yet.

Here are two of the names:

Strawberry Shortcake
Angry Dragon

nothing ever will beat the shocker!
:does the shocker symbol with his hand:
Two in the pink and one in the stink!

[AnticorRifling]

You can also call that the six pack carry. Do the shocker and lift them like a six pack of beer :cool:

[Czeska]

The least you can do is spell Cincinnati correctly, child.

[AnticorRifling]

Ohhh you got called child you got SERVED!!!!

[Sean]

Originally posted by The Edine
nothing ever will beat the shocker!
:does the shocker symbol with his hand:
Two in the pink and one in the stink!

you can always double the shocker up.

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
Best of all Is the Pirate, Girls giving you head and right before you go you pull out and jiz in her eye, then say "ARRGH" why the eye, why not just aim for the face.

Cause when you get it in one eye they close it and look like a Pirate.

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by The Edine
nothing ever will beat the shocker!
:does the shocker symbol with his hand:
Two in the pink and one in the stink!

you can always double the shocker up.

Hmm Four in the ham two in the can... might be hard... I will test it out and get back to you on how effective it is.

[DeV]

thats sick.

No it's not sick, its a Pirate! ARRGH!

[AnticorRifling]

Now put on your wizard hat and robe

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
No it's not sick, its a Pirate! ARRGH! Do you plan on using that on your wife someday? I thought traditionally when that happened to a female it was on accident, not the guy actually aiming to get sperm in her eye.

Oh no that is always intentional, any guy who says otherwise is a liar. After he does it he goes back and tells all his friends, I gave <insert current girlfriend here> a Pirate!
:smilegrin:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
I thought traditionally when that happened to a female it was on accident, not the guy actually aiming to get sperm in her eye.

Hahaha, Google is frightening at times:

Not Safe For Work (http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/eye-cum-gallery-000583.php)

[Meos]

What about the Cleavland Streamer?

DEV will like that one better than the Pirate

[Kadumi]

explain that one?

[DeV]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
I thought traditionally when that happened to a female it was on accident, not the guy actually aiming to get sperm in her eye.

Hahaha, Google is frightening at times:

Not Safe For Work (http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/eye-cum-gallery-000583.php) I'm not clicking on it, just for the fact that these two words are included in the link: cum-gallery. No thanks. :P

[AnticorRifling]

Strawberry short cake = Toss a load on her face and then punch her in the nose

Angry dragon = This one takes some setup, shoot in her mouth and the grab the alka-seltzers off the night stand or wherever you put them and toss them in her mouth, hold her mouth shut and shake her head

Chicago hot plate = put a piece of plastic wrap over her mouth and then dump on it

You take a NUMBER 2 on a broad's tits and then proceeds to quickly smear it on her with your balls and ass.

Good way to break up with a girlfriend.


Edit: above is a cleveland steamer

[Edited on 5-26-2004 by The Edine]

[Sean]

Originally posted by The Edine
You take a NUMBER 2 on a broad's tits and then proceeds to quickly smear it on her with your balls and ass.


I don't know who this is worse for.

[AnticorRifling]

It's your feces you can wash off the stank, she has the emotional trauma of someone else's shit on her.

[Parkbandit]

Men should treat ladies with respect.

:saint:

[Edited on 5-26-2004 by Parkbandit]

:stfu: parkbandit, you know damn well you have done a cleveland steamer!

[DeV]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
It's your feces you can wash off the stank, she has the emotional trauma of someone else's shit on her. Girls actually let guys do that!! :wtf:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
It's your feces you can wash off the stank, she has the emotional trauma of someone else's shit on her. Girls actually let guys do that!! :wtf:

I'm sure I can search for another link, if you'd like.

[Atlanteax]

You guys are sick.... :weird:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
You guys are sick.... :weird:

I'm just trying to be helpful.

Lose the ugly tie.

See, that was helpful.

[Wezas]

Just be glad we don't live in sweden. Who knows what names for sexual acts could come up then.

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

[TheEschaton]

You wonder why the American Family is degenerating? I think the Cleveland Steamer is to blame.


-TheE-

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Wezas
Just be glad we don't live in sweden. Who knows what names for sexual acts could come up then.

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

Hmm... looks like some people are taking...

"Getting his goat"
"Getting some pussy"
"Walking the dog"
and the like

... way too seriously. :weird:

[Delirium]

This might give me nightmares for a couple weeks. Just give me a girl who swallows and ill save my shit for the toilet thanks.

[DeV]

And here I was thinking sex was a beautiful thing. :?:

[Carl Spackler]

Originally posted by The Edine


Hmm Four in the ham

That would be the dreaded KitKat....

Give me a break! Give me a Break! Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

I <3 the Bronco though.

When your doing a girl from behind, you bend over and hug her waste when your about to "go" and then scream out her mothers name. As she tries to get you off she will buck around and um clench her muscles.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by The Edine
I <3 the Bronco though.

When your doing a girl from behind, you bend over and hug her waste when your about to "go" and then scream out her mothers name. As she tries to get you off she will buck around and um clench her muscles.

:lol: Very clever, Edine.

Though I'm assuming you meant "hug her waist" as otherwise, it could be really digusting... ;)

However, I reckon that the tactic is of one-time use, as it likely will not go over very well... :violin:

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
I <3 the Bronco though.

When your doing a girl from behind, you bend over and hug her waste when your about to "go" and then scream out her mothers name. As she tries to get you off she will buck around and um clench her muscles. You would actually do something that dumb.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Delirium
This might give me nightmares for a couple weeks. Just give me a girl who swallows and ill save my shit for the toilet thanks.

^^ What he said. Swallowing is optional, though it is easier on the cleanup.

[AnticorRifling]

No no no that's not the bronco. The bronco is when you're going at it doggy style and you reach up and grab her breasts then you say Wow these feel just like your sister's. Then you try and hold on for 8 seconds!

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
No no no that's not the bronco. The bronco is when you're going at it doggy style and you reach up and grab her breasts then you say Wow these feel just like your sister's. Then you try and hold on for 8 seconds!

:lol:

Or longer? ;)

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
No no no that's not the bronco. The bronco is when you're going at it doggy style and you reach up and grab her breasts then you say Wow these feel just like your sister's. Then you try and hold on for 8 seconds!

I like yours better

The Code of Silence!
Anytime you bang a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.

:)

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by The Edine
The Code of Silence!
Anytime you bang a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.

:)

Lame... very Lame :down:

[AnticorRifling]

Mine were so much better.

[Skirmisher]

You all need intensive round the clock therapy.

:sniffle:

[Carl Spackler]

The Stalker - Bang a girl and fake your load... keep your boner goin and when she falls asleep jack-off on her

[Carl Spackler]

The frothy walrus - You're gettin head from a girl and when you're about to cum, grab the back of her head and slam it down, if yuo're lucky it'll come out her nose and look like a walrus

The Tony Danza - You're doin a chick doggy style, in the middle of it yell out 'Who's the boss'... naturally she'll reply 'You are'... then you say wrong bitch Tony Danza is, then you donkey punch her.

Alfredo Pizza - The simple act of blowing your load in a circle on her stomach or back

BBQ Chicken, Alfredo Pizza - See above, then shit in the middle

Dirty Sanchez - Do a girl doggy style an stick your finger in her ass... Then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.. she'll have a little mexican mustache

Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it dries, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day

You guys want more - I got tons just let me know

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by The Edine
I <3 the Bronco though.

When your doing a girl from behind, you bend over and hug her waste when your about to "go" and then scream out her mothers name. As she tries to get you off she will buck around and um clench her muscles.

I heard that one.. except that you don't say her moms name, you tell her you have AIDs.

[Hulkein]

And yes Carl, I was dying at the Danza one. Keep em coming.

[Soulpieced]

Going back to page 2, I always thought the Bronco involved doing a girl doggy style, then grabbing on tight as a large group of your friends busts into the room and starts taking pictures. Hold on tight so she can't get away.

[Artha]

Angry dragon = This one takes some setup, shoot in her mouth and the grab the alka-seltzers off the night stand or wherever you put them and toss them in her mouth, hold her mouth shut and shake her head

You're supposed to shoot in her mouth, then tickle her or punch her in the stomach.


Also, Donkey punch = funniest one ever.

[Edit: Actually, I take that back. The Compton Gangbang's the funniest one ever.]

[Edited on 5-28-2004 by Artha]

[Carl Spackler]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Going back to page 2, I always thought the Bronco involved doing a girl doggy style, then grabbing on tight as a large group of your friends busts into the room and starts taking pictures. Hold on tight so she can't get away.

Thats the Rodeo - Same concept really

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
You all need intensive round the clock therapy.

I second that. You ALL need help. Damn...the females need to make a thread about premenstruating or something.:barf:

Edited cos erm...I was missing a letter.

[Edited on 5-28-2004 by Lalana]

[Artha]

You all need intensive round the clock therapy.

Be that as it may, the Compton Gangbang kicks ass.

[Carl Spackler]

Mr. Freeze - When practicing safe sex: After blowing your wad, remove the soiled condom and ring out the baby batter into the girl's mouth using the same technique you applied to a Mr. Freeze flavored-ice stick as a child.

Blumpkin - Receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet.

Rusty Trombone - Stand up and have a girl eat your ass from behind and jack you off at the same time.

Philly Cheesesteak - When you take a shit between a girl's titties, while she squeezes them together, then jerk off and cum on top.

Pulling The Goalie - When the guy takes out the female's tampon, puts it in her ass, fucks her pussy, and then puts the tampon back in after he "scores".

[TheEschaton]

I heard something once about a pink sock, but I A) don't remember it all too well (Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome) and B) what I do remember sickened me.


-TheE-

[Carl Spackler]

Choir Boy - When a man is sodomizing his female partner, he removes the erect penis from the anus leaving a stretched sphincter in the shape of a singing choir boy

Cherry Danish - Cum in a chick's face and punch her in the mouth so she bleeds. The cum and blood mix together and look like a cherry danish

Cherry Blow Pop - When you have sex with a girl during her period, and you pull out and have her suck it

Kamikaze - Find a chick, preferably Japanese, and bang her like crazy. When you are finished, grab her by the hair on the back of her head and lunge her into a brick wall.

Ralph Machio - When you're screwing a chick and when you're gonna climax, pull out, jizz on her titties, and rub it in with the head of your dick chanting "wax on, wax off".

Rusty Fish Hook - When you're doing a girl in the butt, if you get some shit on your finger, reach around and "hook" her mouth like you got a bass on your finger. A little disturbing, but funny as hell.

[Snapp]

I think I gagged like 100 times reading this thread. I know I know, "DONT READ IT," but I can't help it.

HEh, no one said my favorite. The white dragon:

When you cum in her mouth, quickly cover it and whisper "I have syphyllis" in her ear, thus making it come out her nose (hopefully)

[Carl Spackler]

Originally posted by RangerD1
HEh, no one said my favorite. The white dragon:

When you cum in her mouth, quickly cover it and whisper "I have syphyllis" in her ear, thus making it come out her nose (hopefully)

Akin to the frothy walrus

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Carl Spackler
Kamikaze - Find a chick, preferably Japanese, and bang her like crazy. When you are finished, grab her by the hair on the back of her head and lunge her into a brick wall.

LOL It's hysterical because some of them are so out there and no one would ever do it. I cracked up at this one though.

[Ilvane]

Second time on the boards I've used this statement..but..

:wtf:

-A