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Constal
08-18-2011, 02:18 AM
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
AS: +376 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +30 = +269
... and hits for 183 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through the arctic titan's back, taking the spine with it.
The arctic titan falls to the ground
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at a cold guardian!
AS: +376 vs DS: +170 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +29 = +274
... and hits for 123 points of damage!
The cold guardian>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>incant 904
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.
>
A cold guardian begins to shiver violently!
>
An arctic titan lifts its huge foot up and slams it into the floor, shaking everything violently!
Thaluhar falls down!
You manage to keep your footing.
>
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Minor Acid...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at a cold guardian.
You hurl a hissing stream of acid at a cold guardian!
AS: +306 vs DS: +155 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +63 = +250
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
The cold guardian is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Refrain thrusts with a sonic lance at a cold guardian!
AS: +345 vs DS: +137 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +26 = +270
... and hits for 128 points of damage!
The cold guardian is knocked to the ground!
>
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at a cold guardian!
AS: +326 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +11 = +282
... and hits for 146 points of damage!
The cold guardian screams evilly one last time and goes still.
>
Refrain thrusts with a sonic lance at an arctic titan!
At the last moment, the arctic titan blocks the attack with its shield!
>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
>
Thaluhar stands up.
>
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
Amazingly, the arctic titan manages to parry the attack with its handaxe!
>incant 904
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Minor Acid...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at an arctic titan.
You hurl a hissing stream of acid at an arctic titan!
AS: +306 vs DS: +187 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +92 = +244
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Burn to the elbow eats through tendons. Muscles snap free!
The arctic titan is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
AS: +376 vs DS: +244 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +44 = +216
... and hits for 124 points of damage!
Crushing blow to the spine!
The arctic titan slumps to the ground.
The arctic titan is knocked to the ground!
>
Refrain thrusts with a sonic lance at an arctic titan!
Unable to focus clearly, the arctic titan blindly blocks the attack!
>
An arctic titan lumbers into view.
>
An arctic titan shakes off the stun!
An arctic titan slowly works its way back into a standing position.
>incant 904
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Minor Acid...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at an arctic titan.
You hurl a hissing stream of acid at an arctic titan!
AS: +306 vs DS: +174 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +34 = +199
... and hit for 41 points of damage!
Hit on the arm chars the skin and eats into the underlying muscles!
The arctic titan is stunned!
>incant 904
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
...wait 2 seconds.
>incant 904
...wait 2 seconds.
>
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
AS: +376 vs DS: +236 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +78 = +258
... and hits for 131 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
An arctic titan screams and falls to the ground with a crash, grasping its mangled right leg!
>
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
>
Refrain thrusts with a sonic lance at an arctic titan!
AS: +335 vs DS: +192 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +29 = +209
... and hits for 96 points of damage!
Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful organs!
The arctic titan screams evilly one last time and goes still.
>
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
>
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
AS: +376 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +89 = +328
... and hits for 186 points of damage!
Shot to back shatters bone and vertebrae!
The arctic titan falls to the ground motionless.
is stunned!motionless.

>
Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
AS: +384 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +64 = +311
... and hits for 195 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The arctic titan falls to the ground motionless.

Thaluhar thrusts with a silvery blue mithril pike at an arctic titan!
AS: +346 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +71 = +280
... and hits for 190 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through the arctic titan's back, taking the spine with it.
The arctic titan falls to the ground motionless.

Constal
08-18-2011, 02:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

Asha
08-18-2011, 06:32 AM
Er.. What?

audioserf
08-18-2011, 07:08 AM
I, too, enjoy logs of low-level melee combat.

audioserf
08-18-2011, 07:09 AM
Literally nobody except paladins can use polearms. Get your facts straight Drayal.

Asha
08-18-2011, 07:16 AM
What?

Taernath
08-18-2011, 11:10 AM
whoa bro your AS is like totally high dude

:devil::devil::devil::devil:

Warriorbird
08-18-2011, 11:11 AM
I think we ought to throw "1 reason to be a paladin Thaluhar!" into random threads all over.

Buckwheet
08-18-2011, 11:12 AM
How did you get your AS so high? I can only get mine to 250ish post cap!

AbnInfamy
08-19-2011, 11:51 AM
As a character that has never been above level 25...

I am amazed.

vamosj
08-19-2011, 12:54 PM
Thal just hit 30 too.... and if I figure right, Constal is a little bit higher...

I have a pally too at level 17.. With strength, my own spells, and GoS sigils I'm hitting 278 AS.

Reason being a Pally? Big hits and quick kills..

Kaerika
08-19-2011, 01:29 PM
I think we ought to throw "1 reason to be a paladin Thaluhar!" into random threads all over.

This made me laugh pretty hard. Thank you.

DCSL
08-19-2011, 01:49 PM
I still don't understand the point of this.

Warriorbird
08-19-2011, 01:58 PM
I still don't understand the point of this.

1 reason to be a paladin Thaluhar!

GTG
08-19-2011, 02:32 PM
I wish I was Thaluhar.

Dayko
08-19-2011, 03:35 PM
I wish I was Thaluhar.
If I was Thaluhar I'll be a bigshot.

vamosj
08-23-2011, 09:26 PM
I'm trying to be like Thaluhar!


You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a rusty steel-hafted mace at an arch wight!
AS: +280 vs DS: +114 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +100 = +297
... and hit for 162 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the arch wight's insides to outsides!
The arch wight falls to the ground motionless.
You swing a rusty steel-hafted mace at an arch wight!
AS: +280 vs DS: +100 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +17 = +228
... and hit for 76 points of damage!
Hard hit shatters shield arm.
The arch wight falls to the ground motionless.
You swing a rusty steel-hafted mace at an arch wight!
AS: +280 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +40 = +248
... and hit for 85 points of damage!
Left leg mangled horribly.
The arch wight falls to the ground motionless.

Yellow00
08-23-2011, 10:04 PM
this thread makes me soft.

audioserf
08-24-2011, 06:35 AM
U jealous of Thaluhar son.

Don't worry, we all are.

Lord Orbstar
08-24-2011, 09:54 AM
Thiz thred makez me can haz a cheezeburger please?

Jayvn
08-24-2011, 10:35 AM
reason paladin be to a Thaluhar 1!

amidoinitrite

Kid Danger
08-24-2011, 06:22 PM
I haven't read PC in a long while. You fools still make laugh.

Menos
06-04-2013, 05:36 PM
Yup, paladins are pretty boss.

Fallen
06-04-2013, 05:43 PM
True, but only at the level indicated in the log.

Ardwen
06-04-2013, 06:30 PM
Where is the corresponding list of all the reasons to not want to be Thalalulalllahar?

dgryphon
06-09-2013, 03:56 PM
I was really excited by your post, but then I realized there were no bopping references and was less, but only slightly, excited.

Dgry