Skullcracker logs in Warcamps

[Khariz]

Stats:

improbably large dwarven skullcracker: 8x, two handed sword based, heavily crit-weighted (10 points).

Description:

This immense weapon looks like one part greatsword, one part battleaxe, and a third part best described as kitchen utensil. The huge blade appears to be notched, serrated, barbed, spiked and what have you. A more awkward looking weapon you'd be hard pressed to find, although you imagine that whatever ends up getting hit by this deadly mass of sharpened angles will probably not be getting up anytime soon. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

Logs:

Battle against Warchief (http://pastebin.com/SzNpQ0Jx)

Skullcracker Destruction (http://pastebin.com/TTJHTAw8)

The Amazing Skullcracker (http://pastebin.com/w4XKaxF3)

Fast Fry with Skullcracker (http://pastebin.com/ynBSffWp)

Another Quick Fry with Skullcracker (http://pastebin.com/jY5CcpBC)

Utter Ownage (http://pastebin.com/mFAw9Z5A)

Poor grimswarm shaman (http://pastebin.com/ZshHYAZv)

Quick and easy Shaman task (http://pastebin.com/ECjXHsMx)

[Asha]

I don't like the word 'improbably' but apart from that BAD ASS

[Khariz]

Added Skullcracker Destruction (http://pastebin.com/TTJHTAw8)

[Khariz]

Added The Amazing Skullcracker (http://pastebin.com/w4XKaxF3)

And a few of my favorite swings this hunt:

R>at
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm troll cleric!
AS: +534 vs DS: +385 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +4 = +197
... and hit for 74 points of damage!
Slash strikes the troll cleric's left eye.
Seems there was a brain there after all.
[You have earned 60 prestige points.]
The troll cleric falls to the ground and dies.

and

>at
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm troll adept!
AS: +548 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +3 = +268
... and hit for 144 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
[You have earned 55 prestige points.]
The troll adept falls to the ground and dies.

Poor things.

[Khariz]

Added Fast Fry with Skullcracker (http://pastebin.com/ynBSffWp)

[Khariz]

Added Another Quick Fry with Skullcracker (http://pastebin.com/jY5CcpBC)

[Khariz]

Added Utter Ownage (http://pastebin.com/mFAw9Z5A)

[Khariz]

Here's an impressive single swing:

>mstrike
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm giant guard!
AS: +595 vs DS: +531 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +43 = +145
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.
The giant guard is stunned!
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm giant adept!
AS: +595 vs DS: +374 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +1 = +266
... and hit for 158 points of damage!
Masterful slash to the giant adept's lower back!
Spinal cord and life are just memories now.
[You have earned 35 prestige points.]
The giant adept falls to the ground and dies.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Grimswarm giant adept.
The translucent sphere fades from around a Grimswarm giant adept.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant adept.
The giant adept no longer bristles with energy.
A Grimswarm giant adept becomes solid again.
A Grimswarm giant adept seems a bit less imposing.
A Grimswarm giant adept appears somehow different.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant adept.
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm giant ranger!
AS: +595 vs DS: +320 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +26 = +339
... and hit for 190 points of damage!
Wicked slash slices open the giant ranger's chest!
Heart and lungs pureed!
Sickening!
[You have earned 45 prestige points.]
The giant ranger falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm giant ranger.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm giant ranger.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm giant ranger.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm giant ranger.
The air about a Grimswarm giant ranger stops shimmering.
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm giant guard!
AS: +595 vs DS: +309 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +37 = +367
... and hit for 169 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending shield arm flying.
[You have earned 55 prestige points.]
The giant guard falls to the ground and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant guard.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around a Grimswarm giant guard.
A Grimswarm giant guard appears somehow different.
A Grimswarm giant guard becomes solid again.
You swing an improbably large dwarven skullcracker at a Grimswarm giant guard!
AS: +595 vs DS: +219 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +47 = +461
... and hit for 211 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the giant guard's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The giant guard rolls over and dies.
A Grimswarm giant guard seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm giant guard.
A Grimswarm giant guard seems to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm giant guard.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm giant guard.

[Xorai]

Nasty
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[m444w]

Sorry Xorai!

>kill
You swing a slender black steel sword at a spiked cavern urchin!
AS: +197 vs DS: +92 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +3 = +132
... and hit for 6 points of damage!
Love tap upside the cavern urchin's head!

Your surroundings blur for a moment as you attack a spiked cavern urchin from all sides.
... 20 points of damage!
Attack hits the cavern urchin's throat but doesn't break the skin.
Close!
... 25 points of damage!
Slash to the cavern urchin's right leg hits high!
Kinda makes your knees weak, huh?
You swing a coraesine dagger at a spiked cavern urchin!
AS: +192 vs DS: +83 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +93 = +211
... and hit for 16 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right leg.
You feel a slight resistance from the weapon. Quicker than you are able to react the resistance fades and you notice your movements speed up!
You swing a coraesine dagger at a spiked cavern urchin!
AS: +192 vs DS: +77 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +57 = +181
... and hit for 13 points of damage!
Quick slash catches the cavern urchin's cheek!
Dimples are always nice.
You feel a slight resistance from the weapon. Quicker than you are able to react the resistance fades and you notice your movements speed up!
You swing a coraesine dagger at a spiked cavern urchin!
AS: +192 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +18 = +146
... and hit for 5 points of damage!
Talk about a close shave!
Let's try closer next time.
You feel a slight resistance from the weapon. Quicker than you are able to react the resistance fades and you notice your movements speed up!
You swing a coraesine dagger at a spiked cavern urchin!
AS: +192 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +38 = +166
... and hit for 10 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right arm.
You feel a slight resistance from the weapon. Quicker than you are able to react the resistance fades and you notice your movements speed up!
You swing a coraesine dagger at a spiked cavern urchin!
AS: +192 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +76 = +204
... and hit for 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the back.
A blast of air strikes the cavern urchin.
... 10 points of damage!
Blow grazes right arm lightly.
A blast of air strikes the cavern urchin.
... 10 points of damage!
Blow grazes left arm lightly.
A blast of air strikes the cavern urchin.
... 20 points of damage!
Blow to back connects lightly.
A blast of air strikes the cavern urchin.
... 20 points of damage!
Blow grazes left arm lightly.
Spines litter the ground as the cavern urchin crumbles into a pile of splinters and skin.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

[waywardgs]

6 swings, 6 flares, 4 seconds, no mstrike.

[Khariz]

6 swings, 6 flares, 4 seconds, no mstrike.

1 uber hijack.

But yeah...it was an awesome set of swings.

[Khariz]

Added Poor grimswarm shaman (http://pastebin.com/ZshHYAZv)

[Khariz]

Added Quick and easy Shaman task (http://pastebin.com/ECjXHsMx)