Someone's official company Email

[Atlanteax]

(this is basically a copy & paste)

Working away at my day job when I get this in an official company email:

It has been brought to the attention of the Facilities Department that there have been rats sighted on the deck and the courtyard. Let us reassure you that these ARE NOT rats. Mother Nature has bestowed us with some genetically challenged squirrels. These squirrels are missing fur on tails and bodies, hence the rat-like appearance. Let's all try to be sympathetic to the unfortunate squirrels and not make them feel any more humiliated then they already do. Though we do have a great healthcare plan, we do not want to send these squirrels into therapy.

Hmmm...

(original poster)

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Not going to pay for squirrels' therapy... :spaz:

[Weedmage Princess]

ROFL Man that's some sort of cop-out.

haha:roll::roll:

[Shari]

Okay, that was just sadly hilarious.

Poor little guys..

[Kurapira]

What the..? That's so wrong, and it seems like someone doesn't want to pay up to the truth.

...or...a joke.....

[Kurapira]

Originally posted by RangerD1
...or...a joke.....


Could be.. but who knows besides the original poster? Hmm?


Oh my, that brings up so many good points. I won't get into it here though.

squirrels are NOT rats!

[Satira]

That makes me really sad.

[Nakiro]

:wtf:

I didn't think it was funny, but maybe I'm just not tired enough yet.

[HarmNone]

A rodent is a rodent is a rodent. Rat, squirrel..whatever. It's a freaking rodent! Eew!:help:

HarmNone