Burned! ouch!

[DianaBanana]

Ok so ignore the fact that I've had a stomach virus for 4 days now...

I go to get my eyebrows waxed yesterday and some lady who has never done them, does them for me. Well, she burned the crap out of me. Of course I tipped her and didnt see the burn till an hour or two later when it turned bright friggin red!

Damn you lady! :fu:

[Atlanteax]

Geez, nothing but bad things happening to you lately Diana. Hopefully your luck will change soon... :fingers:

[DianaBanana]

Yeah, I'm totally getting my ass kicked.

[Ilvane]

I think the bad stuff comes in threes, so your due for something good, Diana.

-A

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Ilvane
I think the bad stuff comes in threes, so your due for something good, Diana.

-A

Perhaps a cute juggling guy who wont go weird on me after two months? LOL Or a job would be nice, a reliable government job with excellent benefits in Newark or NYC. Yes yes, I could use something like that.
:D

[Artha]

Geez, nothing but bad things happening to you lately Diana.

That's what happens when you fuck with Team Spider.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by Ilvane
I think the bad stuff comes in threes, so your due for something good, Diana.

-A

Perhaps a cute juggling guy who wont go weird on me after two months? LOL Or a job would be nice, a reliable government job with excellent benefits in Newark or NYC. Yes yes, I could use something like that.
:D

Aren't juggling people automatically :nutty: ?

You just need to find a normal "cute" guy willing to cherish your eccentricities ;)

You see? If you hadn't turned down all my internet poon advances all of this wouldn't be happening.

[Vesi]

Diana's future: (since she has a crystal ball in her avatar)

You go back to tell that lady she burned your skin. She feels so bad she gives you the number of a friend that works for the government in NYC because you mentioned that you were looking for a job while she was scalding you. You call the person and they want to interview you. You get there and the person is so impressed that you get the job! While going back down in the elevator, you notice a guy with a bulge in his pants. (THIS IS NOT DIRTY!) He blushes because he sees you looking and pulls out his... balls. (juggling balls you gutter minded people) You tell him you juggle also. You go for coffee. He has an awesome job in the same building... he is trying to find a cure for stomach viruses! (see... he's really smart too) So, then you both take your balls... go to the park... and juggle your little hearts out. While your hearts are out they touch. Awww. Now you have a new boyfriend, a new job, a new juggling partner and a ride to work.

The End

[Ilvane]

:lol::clap:

Great story!!!

-A

[DianaBanana]

Awwww, if only that were true. :smug:

[Wezas]

Wait, you mean they aren't supposed to be red and puffy after that's done? I've been laughing at my girl for years after she gets it done (well, not when she's around). Her eyebrows are all red and puffy after she gets home and I'm all "I can barely notice".

[Shari]

Yeah that redness should go down like Wezas said. If not, buy pure aloe plants, slice them and lay them over the burned areas. It stinks but it will take away the burning feeling and hydrate the area.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jesae
Yeah that redness should go down like Wezas said. If not, buy pure aloe plants, slice them and lay them over the burned areas. It stinks but it will take away the burning feeling and hydrate the area.

And know that anyone who's not laughing directly at you is definately laughing on the inside.

[DianaBanana]

No, the bitch actually burned me. :fu:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by Ilvane
I think the bad stuff comes in threes, so your due for something good, Diana.

-A

Perhaps a cute juggling guy who wont go weird on me after two months? LOL Or a job would be nice, a reliable government job with excellent benefits in Newark or NYC. Yes yes, I could use something like that.
:D

They're hiring where I work...

[DianaBanana]

Might I ask, where do you work?

[Faent]

>>Perhaps a cute juggling guy who wont go weird on me after two months?

Every time I come home my neighbor is out juggling rings or something. It was five balls today..

-Scott