A Nearly Headless Dead Monkey

[Ryhn]

Don't ask.
Zesty Dead Monkey.

a nearly headless dead monkey


The monkey has been almost completely decapitated, the head hanging onto the neck by a few determined threads. The monkey's tongue lolls out of its mouth, its lips slack and its eyes wide open and staring straight ahead. It wears tattered sleeveless rags that are caked in dried blood from the monkey's numerous wounds from past tortures. A small tattoo on the monkey's arm says "Monkey Kingdom Traitor #4543."

rub monkey
You pet your headless dead monkey. It doesn't seem very interested in your affection.

toss monkey
You set your headless dead monkey on the ground, but it does not seem interested in exercise. You pick it back up again.

wave monkey
You wave your headless dead monkey around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.

lick monkey
For some reason, you lick your headless dead monkey.

tickle monkey
You give your headless dead monkey a friendly little tickle on the belly. Hmm, it must not be very ticklish.

kiss monkey
You give your headless dead monkey an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.

hug monkey
You give your headless dead monkey a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.

pinch monkey
You give your headless dead monkey a pinch, but it doesn't even wince.
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poke monkey
You poke your headless dead monkey. It doesn't move.
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press monkey
You roll your headless dead monkey over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.
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pull monkey
You arrange your headless dead monkey into a more lifelike position.
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prod monkey
You give your monkey a little prod with the tip of your finger.

turn monkey
You turn your headless dead monkey around to face the other way.

tilt monkey
You slowly tilt your headless dead monkey from side to side, watching its head loll back and forth.

MB: 5 mil

[Ryhn]

Here are some of the third persons:

Ryhn pets her headless dead monkey. It does not react in any way.


Ryhn slowly tilts her headless dead monkey from side to side, causing its head to loll back and forth.


Ryhn gives her headless dead monkey a pinch. If the thing were alive it would have bitten her!


Ryhn pokes her headless dead monkey. Unsurprisingly, it does not move.


Ryhn rolls her headless dead monkey over onto its back, but after a moment's consideration she returns the monkey to its original position.
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Ryhn arranges her headless dead monkey into a more dramatic position.


Ryhn turns her headless dead monkey around to face the other way.
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Ryhn gives her headless dead monkey a warm hug, causing a hideous dark substance to ooze out all over her shoulder.


Astonishingly, Ryhn gives her headless dead monkey a big kiss. Has she no sense of smell?
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For some reason Ryhn tickles the belly of her headless dead monkey.


Ryhn just licked her headless dead monkey! That cannot be sanitary.


Ryhn waves her headless dead monkey around as if that would make it seem more alive.

[Gizmo]

Price is a little steep, I just recently sold my dead cat, same actions, unaltered though of course, for a few less as a heads up

[Stabbyrogue]

Awesome.

[Inspire]

Price is a little steep, I just recently sold my dead cat, same actions, unaltered though of course, for a few less as a heads up

The price is fine for a heavily scripted item. Maybe nobody wanted your stinky pussy.

[AnticorRifling]

The price is fine for a heavily scripted item. Maybe nobody wanted your stinky pussy.

But if it was a rooster wearing weed cologne you'd be all over it.