For the guys, a poll.

[Wezas]

Taken from a car forum I visit, but I thought it was amusing.


Which is Gayer

A. You are giving oral to a man, yet at the same time, a beautiful woman is performing oral on you.

OR

B. You are giving a man hand-release, yet at the same time, a man is giving you oral.

You have to pick one. Killing yourself or the men involved is not an option.

Remember to pick the one that is GAYER, not the one you would eagerly volunteer to do.

[Wezas]

Comments on your reasoning is of course encouraged.

[TheEschaton]

Wow, I don't think I can pick.


-TheE-

[Sean]

....

[Wezas]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
Wow, I don't think I can pick.


-TheE-

You have to, that's the shitty part.

[Latrinsorm]

B, definitely.

Why the fuck would i HAVE to pick something? In case i'm ever kidnapped by Tayre and his 40 homosexuals and forced to go through nazi like homosexuality experiments?

[crazymage]

long is its Tij..wait this is gay!

[Scott]

5 votes, only one brave enough to admit he picked.

[crazymage]

i picked b

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Why the fuck would i HAVE to pick something? In case i'm ever kidnapped by Tayre and his 40 homosexuals and forced to go through nazi like homosexuality experiments? Considering you're heading into his stronghold, it's not all that far-fetched. We all know what comes from Texas.

...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I picked A, only because you are at least getting blown. I think I'd gag though.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I picked A, only because you are at least getting blown.

Pretty sure you're getting blown in either option. :lol:

[Sean]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I picked A, only because you are at least getting blown. I think I'd gag though.

Wouldn't being blow make A less gay. I picked B. I just don't understand how getting blown by a woman makes A more gay.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I don't know, thats a fucked up poll. I say we all kill Wezas instead.

Either is gay, seeing as how I'm heterosexual, but a dick in the mouth is MORE gay to ME, than a dick in hand...

I should just refuse to participate in retarded polls going forward.

[Wezas]

:lol2:

[Sean]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I don't know, thats a fucked up poll. I say we all kill Wezas instead.

Either is gay, seeing as how I'm heterosexual, but a dick in the mouth is MORE gay to ME, than a dick in hand...

I should just refuse to participate in retarded polls going forward.

Agreed. Wezas and his "car" forum that he goes to.

To quote my roommate: that is gay as fuck

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tijay
Agreed. Wezas and his "car" forum that he goes to.

Proof:

http://forums.thevboard.com/viewtopic.php?p=467033#467033

[Galleazzo]

This is a pretty retarded question. What makes one sex act "gayer" than another one?

[Wezas]

We needed a distraction from the "cutest" polls.

[Zanagodly]

at least scenario A has a woman involved

[Bobmuhthol]

<<What makes one sex act "gayer" than another one?>>

100 men vs. 100 women. One's gayer. I'll let you pick.

[Hasina]

Here's a poll.

Would you rather...
a) get head from a woman while she's being orally stimulated by another woman

b) have sex with a woman while she is giving head to another man.


Of course, I'm guessing most people will pick A because men think it is OKAY for women to be on women... but if it's man on man.... OH NO. I would never..!

Even though, I know that you all check out eachothers thingies in the locker room.

If you were in prision for life... I'm sure any ass or mouth would look fine.

Just accept it. You're all a bit gay

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Zanagodly
at least scenario A has a woman involved

Some people on the other board also think a woman being involved would make it less gay. But it also involves you pole smoking.

[Artha]

B.

Three men = Gayer than two men and a woman.

[AnticorRifling]

A is gayer. Your mouth is on a meat pole, I don't care what's happening to you YOUR MOUTH IS ON A MEAT POLE!!!

B Slightly less gay on the account that you're just giving it a rub, so what if some dude is chin deep on your short and curlies, he's smoking the pole not you.

In conclusion A is gayer than B.

I voted for A just to make it clear.

[Atlanteax]

I regret reading this thread... :weird:

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Hasina
Even though, I know that you all check out eachothers thingies in the locker room.

If you were in prision for life... I'm sure any ass or mouth would look fine.

Just accept it. You're all a bit gayNot one, not two, THREE, ladies and gentlemen, THREE wildly inaccurate assumptions.
Originally posted by Artha
Three men = Gayer than two men and a woman.My sentiments exactly.

I'll plead the fifth on Hasina's poll.

[Anebriated]

You will never find another guys pole in my mouth. period.

[Tendarian]

A is definately gayer as i would much prefer my hand on a penis than one being in my mouth. I cant fathom on how anyone could choose B being gayer just cause A involves a woman.

I also agree that most guys have checked out other guys in the shower room when they were younger. It doesnt make them gay it is for comparison to see if you're normal. I know i did this and i know im not gay.

[Artha]

I cant fathom on how anyone could choose B being gayer just cause A involves a woman.

Let's assign all guys a value of 1. Women get a negative 1.

A: 1 + 1 + 1 = 3
B: 1+1-1 = 1

B is gayer than A.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
A is gayer. Your mouth is on a meat pole, I don't care what's happening to you YOUR MOUTH IS ON A MEAT POLE!!!

B Slightly less gay on the account that you're just giving it a rub, so what if some dude is chin deep on your short and curlies, he's smoking the pole not you.

In conclusion A is gayer than B.

I voted for A just to make it clear.

Anticor said exactly what I was thinking was my reasoning for A being more gay.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Artha

A: 1 + 1 + 1 = 3
B: 1+1-1 = 1

B is gayer than A.

Penis in your hand 3/5 on a gayness scale
Some guy smoking your hog 4/5 on gayness scale
Some girl smoking your hog 0/5 on gayness scale.
You smoking another guy's hog 99999999999999999999999/5 on gayness scale.

[Tendarian]

Originally posted by Artha

I cant fathom on how anyone could choose B being gayer just cause A involves a woman.

Let's assign all guys a value of 1. Women get a negative 1.

A: 1 + 1 + 1 = 3
B: 1+1-1 = 1

B is gayer than A.


YOUR MOUTH IS ON A MEAT POLE!!!


Nuff said.

[Artha]

How is the penis in your hand gayer than in your mouth?

[Edited on 5-21-2004 by Artha]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Artha
You won't have penis breath if it's in your hand, but I wouldn't want to shake your hand.


Too late, I got it =)

[Ravenstorm]

The reasoning being used to prove each point is fascinating. That is all.

Raven

[Artha]

Too late, I got it =)

I was just thinking of a better way to phrase it.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Artha

Too late, I got it =)

I was just thinking of a better way to phrase it.

Glad I hit the quote button before you hit the edit.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Hasina
Would you rather...
a) get head from a woman while she's being orally stimulated by another woman

b) have sex with a woman while she is giving head to another man.

Of course, I'm guessing most people will pick A because men think it is OKAY for women to be on women... but if it's man on man.... OH NO. I would never..!I've done both. No biggie. And WTF? I don't check out other guys' equipment, 'kay? Truth is a guy's joint is kinda ugly so why would I want to stare at it?

:rolleyes:

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Ravenstorm
The reasoning being used to prove each point is fascinating. That is all.

Raven

The mathematical formulas in particular are quite intriguing.

Must be that 'new' math.

[Drew2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X 1000000000000 TO THIS THREAD!!

I fell out of my chair THREE TIMES laughing so hard. I'm still laughing.

And neither one is gayer. They're both hot.

[Edited on 5-22-2004 by Tayre]

Your Gay (or bi w\e) so if you think they are hot, then obviously its gay.

[Drew2]

Watch it, Ranger. You are coming to San Antonio. Houston is only 3 hours away if I have to bring my army of homosexuals to do my experiments on you.


PS- I don't really have an army of homosexuals. I don't even know any IRL other than my uncle and I don't like him.

[Edited on 5-22-2004 by Tayre]

:cry:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Hasina
Here's a poll.

Would you rather...
a) get head from a woman while she's being orally stimulated by another woman

b) have sex with a woman while she is giving head to another man.
I think this poll deserves a response, not sure if any of the guys replied... my pick: A
The pleasure is indescribable.

[Artha]

A to Hasina's poll.

[Skirmisher]

A works for me in Hasinas poll as well.:tumble:

[Wezas]

A to Hasina's as well.

No man other then me involved, kthx.