Bad jokes courtesy of a friend...

[DianaBanana]

Confucius say: It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without all the sponges.


"How many people here tonight believe in telekinesis? Just raise my hand."

Did you hear scientists have discovered a ring of debris around uranus?


I'd like to thank my buddy Brendan for those awful jokes. Feel free to continue this thread with more crappy humor.

[Atlanteax]

World Juggling Day? :saint:

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
World Juggling Day? :saint:



:bleh:

[Latrinsorm]

Jesus walks into a hotel with a hammer and three nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

[ThisOtherKingdom]

Jesus was a cross dresser.

[Kitsun]

Damn thieves. They'd steal Jesus if he wasn't nailed down.

[Atlanteax]

(This is related to the: "Things people wonder, but never bother to ask... " thread, but probably fits best in this thread instead)

Q : "Why do women always go to the restroom in pairs?"

A : "To secretly make-out"

:spaz:

[Kadumi]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[Trinitis]

How do you get 100 dea...never mind.

:whistle: