Halp: The E's hilarious home invasion quote

[Drew]

My google-fu is weak and I really want to read this quote verbatim to someone. It used to be in someone's sig but I don't see it anymore. Can anyone find me the E's quote about what he would do if his home were invaded by armed criminals?

[Cephalopod]

Methais has it as his sig-quote.


I make sure they know I'm there, since surprises are the cause of a lot of accidental shootings. Then, if they want to shoot me, I try and convince them that robbery is not as bad as felony murder or felony a&b. If they seem adverse to such advice, I leave.

Of course, irrelevant, as I would probably have left long before they approached the room where I'm supposedly hiding.

[Drew]

I award you 2 darknets and 1 onionweb.

[phantasm]

post more The E quotes.

[Tgo01]

Sounds like you're a douchebag.

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[TheEschaton]

You could have just asked me, I would have told you. ;)

Still stand by that quote, in case you were wondering.

[Androidpk]

How about the one where he talks about smoking a quarter pound every weekend.

[Lord Orbstar]

Oh. I am riding with one of my police officers on a three hour drive back to the dept. Thank you for providing 15 minutes of head shaking wonderment at your world view and conversation. Makes the trip go quicker and you can be safe knowing others will do violence on behalf of those that can't or will not.

[Lord Orbstar]

For those that pm'ed....was driving from Fort Hunter Ligget back to Dublin CA.

[Parkbandit]

You could have just asked me, I would have told you. ;)

Still stand by that quote, in case you were wondering.

Was this before or after you wanted to get a carry permit.. then remembered you are a pacifist and wouldn't need one?