Drunken Durfin
06-16-2011, 05:03 PM
New laptop keyboard F-Keys too close together...
You weave another verse into your harmony.
CS: +503 - TD: +245 + CvA: +14 + d100: +98 - -5 == +375
Warding failed!
Kzanl reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 201 damage!
* Kzanl drops dead at your feet!
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Kzanl.
Kzanl glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Kzanl.
Kzanl becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Kzanl becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Kzanl.
The deep blue glow leaves Kzanl.
The light blue glow leaves Kzanl.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Kzanl.
The powerful look leaves Kzanl.
The dim aura fades from around Kzanl.
Kzanl appears less secure.
Kzanl begins to breathe less deeply.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Kzanl.
Kzanl appears to lose some internal strength.
Kzanl appears somehow different.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Kzanl suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Kzanl seems a bit less imposing.
Kzanl looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
An agitated dwarf bounds off muttering, "Ifor has committed murder!"
CS: +503 - TD: +387 + CvA: +12 + d100: +56 - -5 == +189
Warding failed!
Mofuggah reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 89 damage!
... 75 points of damage!
Mofuggah's neck explodes launching his head into the air.
* Mofuggah drops dead at your feet!
The air shivers about Mofuggah, glistening faintly before stilling to normalcy.
Mofuggah appears less secure.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mofuggah.
The air calms down around Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems to lose some dexterity.
The opalescent aura fades from around Mofuggah.
The bright luminescence fades from around Mofuggah.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Mofuggah.
A subtle light fades from Mofuggah's eyes.
The powerful look leaves Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Mofuggah.
The deep blue glow leaves Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems hesitant.
Mofuggah seems slightly different.
Mofuggah appears less confident.
Mofuggah appears to lose some internal strength.
Mofuggah begins to breathe less deeply.
A white glow rushes away from Mofuggah.
Mofuggah becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Mofuggah suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The white light leaves Mofuggah.
The very powerful look leaves Mofuggah.
The brilliant aura fades away from Mofuggah.
Mofuggah looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
The dim aura fades from around Mofuggah.
A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"
CS: +503 - TD: +429 + CvA: +12 + d100: +93 - +40 == +139
Warding failed!
Azathoth reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 59 damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Azathoth's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
He is stunned!
CS: +503 - TD: +340 + CvA: +2 + d100: +81 - -5 == +251
Warding failed!
Jaeden reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 126 damage!
... 105 points of damage!
Jaeden's hand explodes in a shower of blood and bone.
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden appears to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves Jaeden.
The deep blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Jaeden and fade.
Jaeden becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The dim aura fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden appears less secure.
Jaeden begins to breathe less deeply.
A small dwarf child cries out, "murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Dwarven deputy.
CS: +503 - TD: +255 + CvA: +25 + d100: +72 - -5 == +350
Warding failed!
Boogerpicker reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 186 damage!
* Boogerpicker drops dead at your feet!
A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".
CS: +503 - TD: +151 + CvA: +12 + d100: +38 - -5 == +407
Warding failed!
Oprah reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt her for 220 damage!
* Oprah drops dead at your feet!
A small dwarf child cries out, "murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Dwarven deputy.
CS: +503 - TD: +359 + CvA: +12 + d100: +2 - -5 == +163
Warding failed!
Sylvester reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 73 damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Sylvester's right leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
Sylvester screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
CS: +503 - TD: +330 + CvA: +12 + d100: +13 - -5 == +203
Warding failed!
Fester reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 97 damage!
... 85 points of damage!
Fester's head vibrates violently, before melting away in a rush of heat.
* Fester drops dead at your feet!
Someone mutters, "Murder by Ifor! Call the Dwarven deputy!"
CS: +503 - TD: +178 + CvA: +14 + d100: +32 - -5 == +376
Warding failed!
Afkfapfapfap reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 201 damage!
* Afkfapfapfap drops dead at your feet!
A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"
A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Endangering public safety! Endangering public safety! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Afkfapfapfap just bit the dust!
>
* Fester just bit the dust!
>
* Oprah just bit the dust!
>
* Boogerpicker just bit the dust!
>
* Jaeden just bit the dust!
>
* Mofuggah just bit the dust!
>
* Kzanl just bit the dust!
>
The Boogerpicker disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
The Afkfapfapfap disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
The Dwarven deputy rushes in, followed closely by his posse!
With great ease, the Dwarven deputy grabs you and shackles your wrists.
"There you are! We don't tolerate your crimes in Kharam-Dzu, no we don't! Come along now!" says the Dwarven deputy.
The Dwarven deputy then drags you off.
Arriving at the Deputy Commander's Office, the Dwarven deputy gestures to a nearby dwarven aide who strips you of your possessions. The Dwarven deputy then drags you downstairs where he quickly unlocks a steel door and throws you through it. "Enjoy your stay until the Commander is ready to talk to you!" he laughs gleefully.
With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped in the cell.
In the distance you hear the Dwarven deputy say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."
[Lockup - 12537]
You notice a pair of bright orange trousers, a bright orange shirt and a steel door.
Obvious exits: none
>;chat on shattered shit
justice history
You have committed 4 crimes in Wehnimer's Landing in the last six months. They are:
1 count of murder
2 counts of endangering public safety
1 count of contempt
You have committed 10 crimes in Kharam Dzu in the last six months. They are:
7 counts of murder
3 counts of endangering public safety
You hear the metallic rattle of keys and a door suddenly swings open. A portly deputy then trundles into the room, deftly, catching you by the arm and throwing you into the midst of a formidable group of burly dwarves.
You are dragged up two flights of stairs, one bump at a time, and hauled before the island's supreme authority, the Militia Commander himself!
[Commander's Office - 1960]
Obvious exits: down
The commander studies you for a moment, then motions toward a deputy who fiercely proclaims, "Ifor stands accused of the following crimes..."
The deputy says, "Ifor is charged with 7 counts of murder. Ifor is charged with 1 count of endangering public safety. These 8 crimes carry a total fine of 4408200 silvers."
The commander glances at you and bellows, "Don't worry about the fine, it could be worse. You could be the last one I had in here. Enough about that, let's move on. You think you're innocent, eh? Well...let me ponder the eviden...NO! Guilty as charged!"
He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 4408200 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 120 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."
>answer fine
The judge squints and says, "You had some bank notes in your possession when you were arrested and we have stripped those to help pay your fine."
The commander nods brusquely and bellows, "You have 240 minutes to pay it off, otherwise your seized property will be sold to raise the funds. You may now leave."
You weave another verse into your harmony.
CS: +503 - TD: +245 + CvA: +14 + d100: +98 - -5 == +375
Warding failed!
Kzanl reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 201 damage!
* Kzanl drops dead at your feet!
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Kzanl.
Kzanl glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Kzanl.
Kzanl becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Kzanl becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Kzanl.
The deep blue glow leaves Kzanl.
The light blue glow leaves Kzanl.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Kzanl.
The powerful look leaves Kzanl.
The dim aura fades from around Kzanl.
Kzanl appears less secure.
Kzanl begins to breathe less deeply.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Kzanl.
Kzanl appears to lose some internal strength.
Kzanl appears somehow different.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Kzanl suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Kzanl seems a bit less imposing.
Kzanl looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
An agitated dwarf bounds off muttering, "Ifor has committed murder!"
CS: +503 - TD: +387 + CvA: +12 + d100: +56 - -5 == +189
Warding failed!
Mofuggah reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 89 damage!
... 75 points of damage!
Mofuggah's neck explodes launching his head into the air.
* Mofuggah drops dead at your feet!
The air shivers about Mofuggah, glistening faintly before stilling to normalcy.
Mofuggah appears less secure.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mofuggah.
The air calms down around Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems to lose some dexterity.
The opalescent aura fades from around Mofuggah.
The bright luminescence fades from around Mofuggah.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Mofuggah.
A subtle light fades from Mofuggah's eyes.
The powerful look leaves Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Mofuggah.
The deep blue glow leaves Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems hesitant.
Mofuggah seems slightly different.
Mofuggah appears less confident.
Mofuggah appears to lose some internal strength.
Mofuggah begins to breathe less deeply.
A white glow rushes away from Mofuggah.
Mofuggah becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Mofuggah suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The white light leaves Mofuggah.
The very powerful look leaves Mofuggah.
The brilliant aura fades away from Mofuggah.
Mofuggah looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
The dim aura fades from around Mofuggah.
A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"
CS: +503 - TD: +429 + CvA: +12 + d100: +93 - +40 == +139
Warding failed!
Azathoth reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 59 damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Azathoth's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
He is stunned!
CS: +503 - TD: +340 + CvA: +2 + d100: +81 - -5 == +251
Warding failed!
Jaeden reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 126 damage!
... 105 points of damage!
Jaeden's hand explodes in a shower of blood and bone.
* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden appears to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves Jaeden.
The deep blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Jaeden and fade.
Jaeden becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The dim aura fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden appears less secure.
Jaeden begins to breathe less deeply.
A small dwarf child cries out, "murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Dwarven deputy.
CS: +503 - TD: +255 + CvA: +25 + d100: +72 - -5 == +350
Warding failed!
Boogerpicker reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 186 damage!
* Boogerpicker drops dead at your feet!
A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".
CS: +503 - TD: +151 + CvA: +12 + d100: +38 - -5 == +407
Warding failed!
Oprah reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt her for 220 damage!
* Oprah drops dead at your feet!
A small dwarf child cries out, "murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Dwarven deputy.
CS: +503 - TD: +359 + CvA: +12 + d100: +2 - -5 == +163
Warding failed!
Sylvester reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 73 damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Sylvester's right leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
Sylvester screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
CS: +503 - TD: +330 + CvA: +12 + d100: +13 - -5 == +203
Warding failed!
Fester reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 97 damage!
... 85 points of damage!
Fester's head vibrates violently, before melting away in a rush of heat.
* Fester drops dead at your feet!
Someone mutters, "Murder by Ifor! Call the Dwarven deputy!"
CS: +503 - TD: +178 + CvA: +14 + d100: +32 - -5 == +376
Warding failed!
Afkfapfapfap reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 201 damage!
* Afkfapfapfap drops dead at your feet!
A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"
A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Endangering public safety! Endangering public safety! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Afkfapfapfap just bit the dust!
>
* Fester just bit the dust!
>
* Oprah just bit the dust!
>
* Boogerpicker just bit the dust!
>
* Jaeden just bit the dust!
>
* Mofuggah just bit the dust!
>
* Kzanl just bit the dust!
>
The Boogerpicker disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
The Afkfapfapfap disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
The Dwarven deputy rushes in, followed closely by his posse!
With great ease, the Dwarven deputy grabs you and shackles your wrists.
"There you are! We don't tolerate your crimes in Kharam-Dzu, no we don't! Come along now!" says the Dwarven deputy.
The Dwarven deputy then drags you off.
Arriving at the Deputy Commander's Office, the Dwarven deputy gestures to a nearby dwarven aide who strips you of your possessions. The Dwarven deputy then drags you downstairs where he quickly unlocks a steel door and throws you through it. "Enjoy your stay until the Commander is ready to talk to you!" he laughs gleefully.
With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped in the cell.
In the distance you hear the Dwarven deputy say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."
[Lockup - 12537]
You notice a pair of bright orange trousers, a bright orange shirt and a steel door.
Obvious exits: none
>;chat on shattered shit
justice history
You have committed 4 crimes in Wehnimer's Landing in the last six months. They are:
1 count of murder
2 counts of endangering public safety
1 count of contempt
You have committed 10 crimes in Kharam Dzu in the last six months. They are:
7 counts of murder
3 counts of endangering public safety
You hear the metallic rattle of keys and a door suddenly swings open. A portly deputy then trundles into the room, deftly, catching you by the arm and throwing you into the midst of a formidable group of burly dwarves.
You are dragged up two flights of stairs, one bump at a time, and hauled before the island's supreme authority, the Militia Commander himself!
[Commander's Office - 1960]
Obvious exits: down
The commander studies you for a moment, then motions toward a deputy who fiercely proclaims, "Ifor stands accused of the following crimes..."
The deputy says, "Ifor is charged with 7 counts of murder. Ifor is charged with 1 count of endangering public safety. These 8 crimes carry a total fine of 4408200 silvers."
The commander glances at you and bellows, "Don't worry about the fine, it could be worse. You could be the last one I had in here. Enough about that, let's move on. You think you're innocent, eh? Well...let me ponder the eviden...NO! Guilty as charged!"
He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 4408200 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 120 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."
>answer fine
The judge squints and says, "You had some bank notes in your possession when you were arrested and we have stripped those to help pay your fine."
The commander nods brusquely and bellows, "You have 240 minutes to pay it off, otherwise your seized property will be sold to raise the funds. You may now leave."