Reltov420
06-13-2011, 08:02 PM
I was screwing around with a buddy while hunting, and I almost killed him. The most miraculous thing that he didn't die.
I laughed REAL hard at the crit, he did too, he was sitting right next to me.
Maybe you guys will laugh too. He ended up with a 3 on the eye and a 2 on the nerves.
Ajrizax grins.
>kill
Ajrizax intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Ajrizax gestures at you.
CS: +204 - TD: +205 + CvA: -8 + d100: +88 - -5 == +84
Warded off!
You are unaffected.
>
Your espadon turns grey!
You swing a grey chaos espadon at a krolvin slaver!
AS: +318 vs DS: +127 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +55 = +274
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Powerful slash just cracks the krolvin slaver's shield arm!
You swing a sonic longsword at a krolvin slaver!
AS: +327 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +68 = +304
... and hit for 56 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of the krolvin slaver's right leg with that one.
** As you hit, your sonic longsword unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 5 points of damage!
Blow to back connects lightly.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.
>
Ajrizax returns to normal speed.
>kill
Ajrizax grins.
>
Your espadon turns white!
You swing a white chaos espadon at a krolvin slaver!
AS: +323 vs DS: +120 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +1 = +232
... and hit for 50 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
The krolvin slaver slams to the deck, dead as a salmon bear snack.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.
>loot
Ajrizax says, "I can almost get you."
>
Spell Haste (506) ended.
(Effect lasted for approximately 1m 09s.)
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.
>
You search the krolvin slaver.
You discard the slaver's useless equipment.
He had 345 silvers on him.
You gather the remaining 345 coins.
He had a Kezmonian honey beryl on him!
He had nothing else of value.
A krolvin slaver collapses into a pile of dirty rags.
>gawk ajr
You gawk at Ajrizax.
>stow esp
>
You put a white chaos espadon in your green leather pack.
>
You pick up a Kezmonian honey beryl.
>
Ajrizax says, "That was just sleep."
>stow ber
Away assumes that ber is short for beryl.
Away: Putting beryl with other Gems using STOW.
l
You put a Kezmonian honey beryl in your green leather pack.
>Ajrizax put a heavy quartz orb in the yellow Ajrizax disk.
>
[Cargo Deck, Passageway]
The passageway is narrow and dark and the woodwork is rather dingy. The deck tilts radically to starboard. A companionway leads up and down. You also see a plain steel scimitar, a green zircon, a pair of samite gloves, a violet sapphire, the yellow Ajrizax disk and the Goyt disk.
Also here: Lord Ajrizax
Obvious exits: north, northeast, southeast, south, west, up, down
>
You swap your sonic longsword from your left to your right hand.
>
Ajrizax put a violet sapphire in his jet black sack.
>disarm ajr
get flam
[Roll result: 137 (open d100: 22) Penalties: 0]
You swing your sonic longsword at Ajrizax's vultite flamberge and connect!
Ajrizax's vultite flamberge is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>...wait 3 seconds.
>
Ajrizax says, "Awww."
>get flam
Ajrizax says, "Lame."
>
Ajrizax grins.
>get flam
A krolvin corsair stumps in!
>
You pick up a superior steel-hilted vultite flamberge.
>
You already have that.
>give flam to ajr
You offer your vultite flamberge to Ajrizax, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
>1005 cor
Voodoo '1005 cor' to 'PREPARE 1005', 'CAST AT cor'.
Ajrizax has accepted your offer and is now holding a superior steel-hilted vultite flamberge.
>
Ajrizax bursts into tears!
>
Ajrizax swings a superior vultite flamberge at a krolvin corsair!
In the nick of time, the krolvin corsair interposes his plain steel cutlass between himself and the blow!
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at a krolvin corsair.
[Spell Hindrance for a swirling sonic barrier is 8% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 2]
Your armor prevents the song from working correctly.
>1005 cor
Voodoo '1005 cor' to 'PREPARE 1005', 'CAST AT cor'.
chu
A krolvin corsair swings a plain steel cutlass at Ajrizax!
AS: +248 vs DS: +296 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +63 = +43
A clean miss.
>You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at a krolvin corsair.
The krolvin corsair falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You chuckle.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
You feel fully energetic again.
>
Ajrizax recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Ajrizax gestures.
Ajrizax begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>'i can take your weapon!
A krolvin corsair is awakened by Ajrizax's attack!
Ajrizax swings a superior vultite flamberge at a krolvin corsair!
AS: +297 vs DS: +102 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +36 = +271
... and hits for 88 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The krolvin corsair tries to crawl away on the deck but collapses and goes still.
>kill
A krolvin slaver slinks in!
>
You exclaim, "I can take your weapon!"
>
Ajrizax grins.
>loot
You swing a sonic longsword at Ajrizax!
AS: +336 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +24 = +127
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 4 points of damage!
... and hit for 8 points of damage!
Awkward slash to Ajrizax's stomach!
Everyone needs another belly button.
** With a loud snap, a blast of energy bursts from your sonic longsword! **
... 45 points of damage!
Poke to the left eye continues into the brain!
He is stunned!Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
...wait 3 seconds.
>'no!
You exclaim, "No!"
>shout 1040
A krolvin slaver swings a plain steel scimitar at you!
AS: +242 vs DS: +276 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +75 = +63
A clean miss.
>
Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
Ajrizax's muscles twitch slightly in response to the sound, but he remains stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>target clean
shout 1040
Usage: TARGET {player|creature}
TARGET RANDOM
TARGET CLEAR
You are currently targeting Ajrizax.
>Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
Ajrizax's muscles twitch slightly in response to the sound, but he remains stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
A krolvin slaver swings a plain steel scimitar at you!
AS: +242 vs DS: +276 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +26 = +14
A clean miss.
>target clear
shout 1040
Target cleared.
>A krolvin corsair stumps in!
>
Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
Ajrizax's muscles twitch slightly in response to the sound, but he remains stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>1011
Voodoo '1011' to 'INCANT 1011'.
A krolvin slaver snarls as he chants a few words of magic.
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Peace to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony.
[Spell Hindrance for a swirling sonic barrier is 8% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 6]
Your armor prevents the song from working correctly.
>1011
Voodoo '1011' to 'INCANT 1011'.
A krolvin corsair swings a plain steel cutlass at you!
AS: +254 vs DS: +276 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +10 = +10
A clean miss.
>
A krolvin slaver growls a curse and gestures at a krolvin corsair!
The krolvin slaver's armor prevents the spell from working.
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Peace to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony.
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 41m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>chu
A krolvin corsair's bones bleach down to a white powder and blow away.
>'i suck
A krolvin slaver slinks down.
>
You chuckle.
I laughed REAL hard at the crit, he did too, he was sitting right next to me.
Maybe you guys will laugh too. He ended up with a 3 on the eye and a 2 on the nerves.
Ajrizax grins.
>kill
Ajrizax intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Ajrizax gestures at you.
CS: +204 - TD: +205 + CvA: -8 + d100: +88 - -5 == +84
Warded off!
You are unaffected.
>
Your espadon turns grey!
You swing a grey chaos espadon at a krolvin slaver!
AS: +318 vs DS: +127 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +55 = +274
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Powerful slash just cracks the krolvin slaver's shield arm!
You swing a sonic longsword at a krolvin slaver!
AS: +327 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +68 = +304
... and hit for 56 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of the krolvin slaver's right leg with that one.
** As you hit, your sonic longsword unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 5 points of damage!
Blow to back connects lightly.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.
>
Ajrizax returns to normal speed.
>kill
Ajrizax grins.
>
Your espadon turns white!
You swing a white chaos espadon at a krolvin slaver!
AS: +323 vs DS: +120 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +1 = +232
... and hit for 50 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
The krolvin slaver slams to the deck, dead as a salmon bear snack.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.
>loot
Ajrizax says, "I can almost get you."
>
Spell Haste (506) ended.
(Effect lasted for approximately 1m 09s.)
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.
>
You search the krolvin slaver.
You discard the slaver's useless equipment.
He had 345 silvers on him.
You gather the remaining 345 coins.
He had a Kezmonian honey beryl on him!
He had nothing else of value.
A krolvin slaver collapses into a pile of dirty rags.
>gawk ajr
You gawk at Ajrizax.
>stow esp
>
You put a white chaos espadon in your green leather pack.
>
You pick up a Kezmonian honey beryl.
>
Ajrizax says, "That was just sleep."
>stow ber
Away assumes that ber is short for beryl.
Away: Putting beryl with other Gems using STOW.
l
You put a Kezmonian honey beryl in your green leather pack.
>Ajrizax put a heavy quartz orb in the yellow Ajrizax disk.
>
[Cargo Deck, Passageway]
The passageway is narrow and dark and the woodwork is rather dingy. The deck tilts radically to starboard. A companionway leads up and down. You also see a plain steel scimitar, a green zircon, a pair of samite gloves, a violet sapphire, the yellow Ajrizax disk and the Goyt disk.
Also here: Lord Ajrizax
Obvious exits: north, northeast, southeast, south, west, up, down
>
You swap your sonic longsword from your left to your right hand.
>
Ajrizax put a violet sapphire in his jet black sack.
>disarm ajr
get flam
[Roll result: 137 (open d100: 22) Penalties: 0]
You swing your sonic longsword at Ajrizax's vultite flamberge and connect!
Ajrizax's vultite flamberge is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>...wait 3 seconds.
>
Ajrizax says, "Awww."
>get flam
Ajrizax says, "Lame."
>
Ajrizax grins.
>get flam
A krolvin corsair stumps in!
>
You pick up a superior steel-hilted vultite flamberge.
>
You already have that.
>give flam to ajr
You offer your vultite flamberge to Ajrizax, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
>1005 cor
Voodoo '1005 cor' to 'PREPARE 1005', 'CAST AT cor'.
Ajrizax has accepted your offer and is now holding a superior steel-hilted vultite flamberge.
>
Ajrizax bursts into tears!
>
Ajrizax swings a superior vultite flamberge at a krolvin corsair!
In the nick of time, the krolvin corsair interposes his plain steel cutlass between himself and the blow!
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at a krolvin corsair.
[Spell Hindrance for a swirling sonic barrier is 8% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 2]
Your armor prevents the song from working correctly.
>1005 cor
Voodoo '1005 cor' to 'PREPARE 1005', 'CAST AT cor'.
chu
A krolvin corsair swings a plain steel cutlass at Ajrizax!
AS: +248 vs DS: +296 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +63 = +43
A clean miss.
>You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at a krolvin corsair.
The krolvin corsair falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You chuckle.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
You feel fully energetic again.
>
Ajrizax recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Ajrizax gestures.
Ajrizax begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>'i can take your weapon!
A krolvin corsair is awakened by Ajrizax's attack!
Ajrizax swings a superior vultite flamberge at a krolvin corsair!
AS: +297 vs DS: +102 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +36 = +271
... and hits for 88 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The krolvin corsair tries to crawl away on the deck but collapses and goes still.
>kill
A krolvin slaver slinks in!
>
You exclaim, "I can take your weapon!"
>
Ajrizax grins.
>loot
You swing a sonic longsword at Ajrizax!
AS: +336 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +24 = +127
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 4 points of damage!
... and hit for 8 points of damage!
Awkward slash to Ajrizax's stomach!
Everyone needs another belly button.
** With a loud snap, a blast of energy bursts from your sonic longsword! **
... 45 points of damage!
Poke to the left eye continues into the brain!
He is stunned!Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
...wait 3 seconds.
>'no!
You exclaim, "No!"
>shout 1040
A krolvin slaver swings a plain steel scimitar at you!
AS: +242 vs DS: +276 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +75 = +63
A clean miss.
>
Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
Ajrizax's muscles twitch slightly in response to the sound, but he remains stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>target clean
shout 1040
Usage: TARGET {player|creature}
TARGET RANDOM
TARGET CLEAR
You are currently targeting Ajrizax.
>Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
Ajrizax's muscles twitch slightly in response to the sound, but he remains stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
A krolvin slaver swings a plain steel scimitar at you!
AS: +242 vs DS: +276 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +26 = +14
A clean miss.
>target clear
shout 1040
Target cleared.
>A krolvin corsair stumps in!
>
Translucent streams of mana cascade across your sight as you let loose with a rallying cry!
Ajrizax's muscles twitch slightly in response to the sound, but he remains stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>1011
Voodoo '1011' to 'INCANT 1011'.
A krolvin slaver snarls as he chants a few words of magic.
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Peace to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony.
[Spell Hindrance for a swirling sonic barrier is 8% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 6]
Your armor prevents the song from working correctly.
>1011
Voodoo '1011' to 'INCANT 1011'.
A krolvin corsair swings a plain steel cutlass at you!
AS: +254 vs DS: +276 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +10 = +10
A clean miss.
>
A krolvin slaver growls a curse and gestures at a krolvin corsair!
The krolvin slaver's armor prevents the spell from working.
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Peace to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony.
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 41m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>chu
A krolvin corsair's bones bleach down to a white powder and blow away.
>'i suck
A krolvin slaver slinks down.
>
You chuckle.