Character Auction

[jaroc]

Titties is SOLD on buyout.

[Hilts]

2 darrah!

[zero70]

5 bucks on some titays!

[Asha]

Selling a freshly capped sorc account, IN SHATTERED. We gonna do this a lil different than other character sales... MB - 1 dollar | CB 0 | BO 100$ ... plz make your bids public here in the forum, unless you are going to BO. Bids must also be in 1$ increments , or I will ignore the bid. This will go on a once , twice, three times, and sold basis. I will update the bids once a day.

Name: Titties Race: Dark Elf Profession: Sorcerer (not shown)
Gender: Female Age: 0 Expr: 7880727 Level: 100
Normal (Bonus) ... Enhanced (Bonus)
Strength (STR): 84 (17) ... 84 (17)
Constitution (CON): 74 (7) ... 74 (7)
Dexterity (DEX): 98 (34) ... 98 (34)
Agility (AGI): 86 (23) ... 86 (23)
Discipline (DIS): 100 (15) ... 100 (15)
Aura (AUR): 100 (35) ... 100 (35)
Logic (LOG): 100 (25) ... 100 (25)
Intuition (INT): 90 (25) ... 90 (25)
Wisdom (WIS): 100 (30) ... 100 (30)
Influence (INF): 90 (15) ... 90 (15)
Mana: 313 Silver: 0


Level: 100 Deeds: 50
Experience: 7899895 Death's Sting: None
Exp. to next TP: 105 Recent Deaths: 1
Mental TPs: 0 Fame: 88714647
Physical TPs: 6 Mana: 313/313 max
(1360 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.
[Script]>skills
Titties (at level 100), your current skill bonuses and ranks (including all modifiers) are:
Skill Name | Current Current
| Bonus Ranks
Armor Use..........................| 40 8
Combat Maneuvers...................| 201 101
Multi Opponent Combat..............| 50 10
Physical Fitness...................| 150 50
Arcane Symbols.....................| 190 90
Magic Item Use.....................| 160 60
Spell Aiming.......................| 302 202
Harness Power......................| 202 102
Elemental Mana Control.............| 160 60
Spirit Mana Control................| 160 60
Spiritual Lore - Summoning.........| 140 40
Sorcerous Lore - Demonology........| 160 60
Sorcerous Lore - Necromancy........| 141 41
Survival...........................| 164 64
Perception.........................| 164 64
Climbing...........................| 150 50
Swimming...........................| 180 80

Spell Lists
Minor Elemental....................| 50

Spell Lists
Minor Spirit.......................| 50

Spell Lists
Sorcerer...........................| 109
Training Points: 6 Phy 0 Mnt (1360 Phy converted to Mnt)
(Use SKILLS BASE to display unmodified ranks and goals)

You currently have 585 unspent bounty points.

You have accumulated a total of 124985 lifetime bounty points.

You have succeeded at the Kill Creatures task 54 times.
You have succeeded at the Retrieve Heirloom task 45 times.
You have succeeded at the Procure Gems task 56 times.
You have succeeded at the Protect Traveller task 2 times and failed 1 time.
You have succeeded at the Kill Dangerous Creature task 57 times.
You have succeeded at the Rescue Child task 42 times and failed 5 times.
You have succeeded at the Help Kill Creatures task 2 times.
You have succeeded at the Help Kill Bandits task 2 times.

>cman info
Titties, your Combat Maneuver training is as follows:

Skill name Mnemonic Ranks
Combat Movement cmovement 2
Disarm Weapon disarm 4
Feint feint 1
Trip trip 1
Cunning Defense cdefense 5

Available Combat Maneuver Training Points: 3

Master of CoL.

Fixskills option is still intact if you want to retrain.

Character has like 20k in coins, so comes broke but is fully geared, nothing really special. 5x void flaring dubs , some 5x runestaffs, and some max deepened/lightened containers.


5 bucks on some titays!

You're doing it wrong, he said bids must be in 1$ increments.

[Hilts]

5 bucks on some titays!

you already have someone capped, your not allowed to bid

[GodSatan]

Sorry, I withdraw the bid if I can. I was bidding for a friend, but apparently he does NOT want a sorc, even a capped one.

[Drunken Durfin]

...he does NOT want a sorc named Titties, even a capped one.

Edited to reveal the truth.

[jaroc]

Edited to reveal the truth.

Yea but think of the fun you can have with an altered title.... Like you could buy the sorc Durfin , and get her altered to "Man Titties". Would suit ya perfect. Just playin , but seriously you could have some fun altering that name.

[jaroc]

You're doing it wrong, he said bids must be in 1$ increments.

Ya, and the CB was 2$, and he decided to go up 3$...making it 5$. So if someone bids $5.01 or $7.99 , then you're doing it wrong. But if someone bids 6$ or 8$ next...for example...thats not doing it wrong. Zero did bid in $1 increments...he just decided to bid 3 of em. Maybe I have it wrong , but im pretty sure thats how increments work. So feel free to bid 90$ right now if you want to lol.

[Drunken Durfin]

Yea but think of the fun you can have with an altered title.... Like you could buy the sorc Durfin , and get her altered to "Man Titties". Would suit ya perfect.

I don't get it.

[jaroc]

I don't get it.

Well i was suggesting you had some big ole moobs.... but really the point is ...you can have fun altering that name.

[Fortybox]

I don't get it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-seLzhh_HzPA/TaI8lfO2PBI/AAAAAAAAA-k/cLT6ONNFi48/s1600/man-boobs-moobs-moobies-man+titties+gyno+gynecomastia+man+jugs+chest+reduc tion+tone+chest+tighten+ripped+pecs+pec+bounce+pec toral+flex.jpg

[Axhinde]

That must be Leroy Jenkins.

[jaroc]

Forty , thats exactly what I was sayin, thank you. I was gonna post somethin like that too , but i was just messin with Durfin. I was tryin to be nice about it. lol


oh and by the way , @ whoever nutless fag that couldnt sign this rep...


Character Auction

06-10-2011 03:07 PM

you sir, are a fucking retard

First off I got your "sir" danglin right here...and secondly, maybe you should understand the meaning of a word before you use it so ignorantly.

Sir is an honorific used as a title , or as a courtesy title to address a man without using his given or family name in some English speaking cultures. It is often used in formal correspondence (Dear Sir, Right Reverend Sir).

The term is often reserved for use only towards equals, one of superior rank or status, such as an educator or commanding officer, an elder (especially by a minor), or as a form of address from a merchant to a customer.

So if you do actually know what word you are using, then you just called yourself a retard also. Being that we are equals and all. But since its an honorific title, I thank you for the honors. Unless, you are underage and a minor...then nevermind son , its all good. And I know this is the gemstone forums , but this is Shattered. Fuck all that ye , thee, where art thou, and sir bullshit. We dont post "in character" here lol. Oh and formal correspondence is not a reputation comment in a random forum on the internet by someone too scared to even sign the rep. How amusing, a retard that does not even know what the word "sir" means or how to use it properly.....calling someone else a retard. Where is my Obama pic.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIZfaHBJWHE/S2cBK_C9kZI/AAAAAAAARl8/ckfdd2UzQrE/s400/ObamaHypocrite.png

[GodSatan]

Also, my friend loved the name, he just didnt want a sorc.

Put Pandin up for sale starting at $1 and then he'll bid :)

[jaroc]

Also, my friend loved the name, he just didnt want a sorc.

Put Pandin up for sale starting at $1 and then he'll bid :)

Lol right on. If I owned Pandin, and he was just sitting around not being used, I would post him up too. I would rather sell the character to someone for five bucks thats gonna actually use it, than to just let the character sit and rot away.

[SpiffyJr]

Forty , thats exactly what I was sayin, thank you. I was gonna post somethin like that too , but i was just messin with Durfin. I was tryin to be nice about it. lol


oh and by the way , @ whoever nutless fag that couldnt sign this rep...



First off I got your "sir" danglin right here...and secondly, maybe you should understand the meaning of a word before you use it so ignorantly.

Sir is an honorific used as a title , or as a courtesy title to address a man without using his given or family name in some English speaking cultures. It is often used in formal correspondence (Dear Sir, Right Reverend Sir).

The term is often reserved for use only towards equals, one of superior rank or status, such as an educator or commanding officer, an elder (especially by a minor), or as a form of address from a merchant to a customer.

So if you do actually know what word you are using, then you just called yourself a retard also. Being that we are equals and all. But since its an honorific title, I thank you for the honors. Unless, you are underage and a minor...then nevermind son , its all good. And I know this is the gemstone forums , but this is Shattered. Fuck all that ye , thee, where art thou, and sir bullshit. We dont post "in character" here lol. Oh and formal correspondence is not a reputation comment in a random forum on the internet by someone too scared to even sign the rep. How amusing, a retard that does not even know what the word "sir" means or how to use it properly.....calling someone else a retard. Where is my Obama pic.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIZfaHBJWHE/S2cBK_C9kZI/AAAAAAAARl8/ckfdd2UzQrE/s400/ObamaHypocrite.png
Get proper fucked.

[SpiffyJr]

Also, my friend loved the name, he just didnt want a sorc.

Put Pandin up for sale starting at $1 and then he'll bid :)

But that name is normal!

[jaroc]

But that name is normal!

Ahh so its QueefyJR making the ignorant rep posts! I got a good prename/surname for whoever owns Pandin now.... "Because of Sir Slunnty" Pandin "couldn't hang"

Lol ya, because normal names that are made for prime are the best for Shattered. You wave your hand in a dismissive gesture. (lol @ quitters opinions)

You made some nice scripts , but too bad you emo quit Gemstone because of Slunnty. Also...this character is being sold by the original owner. So this character has not been passed all around the yard like Pandin has. How many owners have had Pandin now? 8? I have lost count. I think I owned him once too, I forget.

We just had a discussion about the name issue in shattered lnet.

[Shattered]-You: "Good point about the name , but like i said in PC....you could make some fun/amusing alter titles with that sorces name"
[Shattered]-You: "i almost got an alter title of "big ole" a few times"
[Shattered]-GSF:Guido: "Do Lumpy Titties"
[Shattered]-You: "Or "I love Titties""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "moterboatin'"
[Shattered]-You: "ROFL thats the best idea yet"
[Shattered]-You: "I was gonna say , you could go real taboo with it too"
[Shattered]-GSF:Guido: "Iron Clad"
[Shattered]-You: ""Cancerous Titties""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "zomg"
[Shattered]-You: "or "Fake ass Titties""
[Shattered]-You: ""Silicone Titties""
[Shattered]-GSF:Sully: "sagging titties"
[Shattered]-You: "rofl yea"
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "tough Titties"
[Shattered]-You: "see the name possibilities make it ok"
[Shattered]-You: "LOL tough titties"
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "bitch titties"
[Shattered]-You: "Tough Titties , and Moterboatin Titties....best two ideas so far"
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "Tough Titties ftw!"
[Shattered]-You: "Or you could go with a surname instead of a prename"
[Shattered]-You: "like ...."Titties for Breakfast""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties for coke"
[Shattered]-GSF:Guido: "Titties 'N Wheaties"
[Shattered]-You: "or "Titties at the stripclub""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties for the win"
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties in your FAYCE"
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "Titties ala mode"
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties for president"

Anyone else have any other good name ideas?

[Fortybox]

Also, my friend loved the name, he just didnt want a sorc.

Put Pandin up for sale starting at $1 and then he'll bid :)

Nah, I'd want what I paid for him to at least break even.

[Kramble]

I'll be severely disappointed if someone isn't in the bidding to delete this character.

[jaroc]

I'll be severely disappointed if someone isn't in the bidding to delete this character.

Give me money and delete it then. So the fuck what? ROFLMAO. This character was made as a spell bitch, she has served her purpose very well to me. My main can cast his own spells now. So you can buy the character , delete it, jump in the well, or shove it up Krambles man-gina for all I care lulz.

[GodSatan]

Shattered chars cant be transferred right? so I'd assume account takeover?

[Fortybox]

Shattered chars cant be transferred right? so I'd assume account takeover?

Yeah

[SpiffyJr]

Ahh so its QueefyJR making the ignorant rep posts! I got a good prename/surname for whoever owns Pandin now.... "Because of Sir Slunnty" Pandin "couldn't hang"

Lol ya, because normal names that are made for prime are the best for Shattered. You wave your hand in a dismissive gesture. (lol @ quitters opinions)

You made some nice scripts , but too bad you emo quit Gemstone because of Slunnty. Also...this character is being sold by the original owner. So this character has not been passed all around the yard like Pandin has. How many owners have had Pandin now? 8? I have lost count. I think I owned him once too, I forget.

We just had a discussion about the name issue in shattered lnet.

[Shattered]-You: "Good point about the name , but like i said in PC....you could make some fun/amusing alter titles with that sorces name"
[Shattered]-You: "i almost got an alter title of "big ole" a few times"
[Shattered]-GSF:Guido: "Do Lumpy Titties"
[Shattered]-You: "Or "I love Titties""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "moterboatin'"
[Shattered]-You: "ROFL thats the best idea yet"
[Shattered]-You: "I was gonna say , you could go real taboo with it too"
[Shattered]-GSF:Guido: "Iron Clad"
[Shattered]-You: ""Cancerous Titties""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "zomg"
[Shattered]-You: "or "Fake ass Titties""
[Shattered]-You: ""Silicone Titties""
[Shattered]-GSF:Sully: "sagging titties"
[Shattered]-You: "rofl yea"
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "tough Titties"
[Shattered]-You: "see the name possibilities make it ok"
[Shattered]-You: "LOL tough titties"
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "bitch titties"
[Shattered]-You: "Tough Titties , and Moterboatin Titties....best two ideas so far"
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "Tough Titties ftw!"
[Shattered]-You: "Or you could go with a surname instead of a prename"
[Shattered]-You: "like ...."Titties for Breakfast""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties for coke"
[Shattered]-GSF:Guido: "Titties 'N Wheaties"
[Shattered]-You: "or "Titties at the stripclub""
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties for the win"
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties in your FAYCE"
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "Titties ala mode"
[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "titties for president"

Anyone else have any other good name ideas?

TLDR (but first sentence)

You wrote up all that crap to accuse me of making rep I didn't?

El, fucking, oh, fucking el.

[liquiddrool]

ballz

[jaroc]

Character has been SOLD! 50$ BO to anonymous

[Fortybox]

Sweet. You just sold the character to a Sluntty wanna be. Looks like we have a new griefer now:

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>ask task about removal
Nathairin says, "You want to be removed from your current task assignment, Guido? If so, ASK me about REMOVAL one more time to confirm this choice."
>ask task about removal
Nathairin says, "Very well Guido, I have removed you from your current assignment."
>se
[Triskele, West Corridor]
Stout modwir timbers are symmetrically spaced between walls of precisely fitted stone blocks, each carved with a detailed bas-relief scene depicting battle with orcs, ogres, or trolls. Shining down through glaes panel skylights of irregular thickness, sunlight dances over the carvings, creating an illusion of movement. Corridors branch off to the northwest and southwest, while the entrance lies to the east.
Obvious exits: east, southwest, northwest
>swq
Titties just arrived.
>
Titties just went northwest.
>
Please rephrase that command.
>nw
[Guardians of Sunfist, Tasks]
Maps cover the walls of this cluttered office, some the detailed work of expert cartographers and others crude sketches with barely identifiable markings. A slate-topped table occupies the center of the room, illuminated by a single translucent glaes panel skylight. Scattered on shelves and boxes around the room's perimeter are numerous weapons, bits of armor, and artifacts, each tagged or neatly labeled with its location of origin and a date. You also see the Guido disk, a prominently posted parchment, Taskmaster Nathairin and a prominently posted chalkboard.
Also here: Titties
Obvious exits: southeast
>grin
Titties traces a sign that contorts in the air while she forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
You grin.
>
Titties gestures at you.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
CS: +494 - TD: +65 + CvA: -6 + d100: +53 - +20 == +456
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward you!
... 167 points of damage!
You lose a bit of focus as the knowledge of future battles drifts from your mind.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The subdued warmth embracing you fades along with the spiritual force surrounding your arms.
The shimmering aura fades from around you.
Your boosted confidence and fearlessness fade.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting you begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
Your heightened attunement to the flows of mana begins to fade.
You feel your abilities diminish as the energy provided by your patron fades from around you.
The faint blue glow fades from around your hands.
The powerful look leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 16 mins...
DEAD>
--- Lich: voodoo has exited.
[group_ajar]>group open
[zombie]>look
--- Lich: narost has exited.
Your group status is already open.
DEAD>
[Guardians of Sunfist, Tasks]
Maps cover the walls of this cluttered office, some the detailed work of expert cartographers and others crude sketches with barely identifiable markings. A slate-topped table occupies the center of the room, illuminated by a single translucent glaes panel skylight. Scattered on shelves and boxes around the room's perimeter are numerous weapons, bits of armor, and artifacts, each tagged or neatly labeled with its location of origin and a date. You also see the Guido disk, a prominently posted parchment, Taskmaster Nathairin and a prominently posted chalkboard.
Also here: Titties
Obvious exits: southeast

[Bhaalizmo]

Any update on the Titties situation?

[Drunken Durfin]

I think she is still bra shopping.

[Tillmen]

Sweet. You just sold the character to a Sluntty wanna be. Looks like we have a new griefer now:


If it makes you feel any better, this doesn't appear to be a Sluntty wanna be. I looked through some logs on the server, and I'd give it a 98% probability that this is Sluntty or Jaimaltz.

[Fortybox]

If it makes you feel any better, this doesn't appear to be a Sluntty wanna be. I looked through some logs on the server, and I'd give it a 98% probability that this is Sluntty or Jaimaltz.

Well I had a Clarice Silence of the Lambs talk with him and he denies it. The poor lambs...screaming. Must run...get away...

http://ttcritic.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/silence2.jpg

[Tillmen]

Oh.. well then.. If Sluntty said it, it must be true.

The 98% is based only on the numbers. If you take into account his "game play", there's really not a chance in hell that this is someone else.

[GodSatan]

If anyone knows how to mine logs for data, it's Tillmen.

According to Simu policy, I'm sure he's still banned even if it's a different account.

If this can be proven, bye bye Titties?

[Fortybox]

Whoa, sounds like some crazy plot. Like I think it's Jaeden but then, in teh last episode, all is revealed!

http://images.quizilla.com/G/GeorgeMason/1053619223_nishedNina.JPG