View Full Version : I guess the San Fran players will be busy tonight
Mistomeer
05-15-2004, 06:32 PM
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/
"On May 15, 2004 in a South of Market location (where else?) and all over the world people will download forms and pledge themselves or, even better, they will have lovers and friends pledge money for the time they masturbate on this day. To get the address of this location you must register or wait until the week before when we will release the location."
Latrinsorm
05-15-2004, 07:11 PM
Bob could make like 20 grand.
DianaBanana
05-15-2004, 07:14 PM
I wonder whats in the swag bags they are giving away.
OMG longest time recorded was 3 hours!!! :wow:
[Edited on 5-15-2004 by DianaBanana]
Mistomeer
05-15-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by DianaBanana
I wonder whats in the swag bags they are giving away.
OMG longest time recorded was 3 hours!!! :wow:
[Edited on 5-15-2004 by DianaBanana]
Wrong.
From the FAQ:
"Longest time masturbating (we will allow five minutes per hour for water, food, and bathroom breaks; remember that the current record is over six hours, so if you are aiming for this prize, we suggest registering at 5 p.m. as a Seeded Wanker)"
DianaBanana
05-15-2004, 08:01 PM
Somewhere on the site is said longest record was 3 hours..im gonna go back and find it. Not that its really important. But still....ouch.
Under facts it said Longest Time 3 hours. I dunno...that's what it said. Whatever, it's not really important anyway.
[Edited on 5-16-2004 by DianaBanana]
Artha
05-15-2004, 08:02 PM
I could totally beat that record (edit: No pun intended)...though chafing might be a problem.
[Edited on 5-16-2004 by Artha]
DianaBanana
05-15-2004, 08:11 PM
Go buy a huge bottle of lotion from Cost Co. :lol:
Artha
05-15-2004, 08:11 PM
I'd be too worried about accidentally buying BenGay.
Mistomeer
05-15-2004, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by DianaBanana
Go buy a huge bottle of lotion from Cost Co. :lol:
They provide that:
Lube and condoms are donated by SafeSexCity.com.
Artha
05-15-2004, 08:13 PM
Condoms? WTH?
DianaBanana
05-15-2004, 08:14 PM
Guess they dont want you making a mess all over the cloth-covered floors.
Artha
05-15-2004, 08:23 PM
That'd explain it...I'd hate to be the janitor tomorrow.
So who's volunteering to be my orgasm counter?
The Korean
05-15-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
So who's volunteering to be my orgasm counter?
I dunno...how many people do we have out there that can only count to 1?
I got maybe 2-3 in me.:bleh:
DianaBanana
05-15-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by The Korean
Originally posted by RangerD1
So who's volunteering to be my orgasm counter?
I dunno...how many people do we have out there that can only count to 1?
:spaz:
Wezas
05-16-2004, 04:18 AM
Saw one of those sex around the world shows on Showtime or HBO once. Was 3 asian guys in a contest for who could gather the most spunk over a certain period of time. They also had girls helping them out. Was rather amusing seeing a rather large girl helping this guy out.
Your definition of amusing leaves much to be desired.
Chyrain
05-18-2004, 01:48 PM
were girls allowed to enter? hell, get a nice vibrator and a girl could go for 10-12 hours, easy.
OD on viagra and anti-depressants and you could shatter that record...
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