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FOR SALE:

5oz. tube of King of Shaves cooling menthol shaving gel.

DESCRIPTION:

This is a mediocre shaving gel with deceptive marketing. Who would dispute a product that claims it is the “King of Shaves”? The cooling menthol line suggests comfort while scraping a razor across your face but unfortunately does not deliver. This product is thin and soapy and will invade your nostrils, mouth and eyes with a burning sensation not unlike being tear gassed. I’ve tried different razors with this product to see if that was the issue. Twin, triple, quatro and quinto and they all feel like blunt rakes ripping hairs out of your face despite this miracles this product promises and fails to deliver. This product would probably be better employed as a self defense weapon.

The handy “top down” tube design ensures that gravity will do the real work so you don’t have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to squeeze out every last drop.

Only 4 ounces left in the tube as I’ve decided to grow a goatee and can get away with just using soap.

Willing to entertain monetary offers or trades.

[RichardCranium]

You are SO a progressive.

[Xorai]

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You are SO a progressive.

Its not like I need money or anything. Just trying to help out the under mediocre shaving gelled there out of the kindness of my heart. I’ll throw in a barely used razor too.

[AnticorRifling]

You should probably mention this gel can only be used while listening to Dashboard Confessional

[4a6c1]

Finally some personals.

45 year old tattooed, male ex convict looking for tear gas/menthol shaving gel and also a dude to put it on my chest and ballsack then watch me shave it. No touching, NO HOMO. Must be willing to drop the soap.

[AnticorRifling]

Do you have any extra crab meat?

[Drakefang]

I always thought Rojo was a woman but this explains everything.

[Asha]

....
What the fuck is happening?

[4a6c1]

I always thought Rojo was a woman but this explains everything.

Sometimes I hide it. I would totally hide it for you!! Maybe. I dont know. (Depends on if I'm pmsing or not.)

[Parkbandit]

I always thought Rojo was a woman but this explains everything.

She is........

Women can have hairy backs too you know. Sheesh.. I just saw a hispanic lady the other day, who clearly shaves her cleavage. She had 5 o'clock shadow... and it was only 2 in the afternoon!

[4a6c1]

PB is old he doesnt know the difference.

<more old jokes>

[Parkbandit]

PB is old he doesnt know the difference.

<more old jokes>

You are the one that seems confused.. about so many things.

[4a6c1]

Better confused and always learning that Certain About Everything. ;)

[Rucca]

SWEET PERSONALS!!! Okay...let's see.

I am a: Woman

Looking for a: Man

Interested in: An evolving complex relationship with a healthy dose of medication

Age: 33

Location: I can usually be reached at my therapist's office

Height: 5' 4" when not curled up in a fetal position

Weight: 95 lbs after eating, 90 lbs after purging

Hair: Nervously twisted

Eyes: Prone to bursting into tears

Body type: Anorexic yet curvy

Occupation: Making through another day

Education: Certificate of completion, Bard College Counseling Center

Ethnicity: Eastern Transylvanian

Religion: Recovering Unitarian

Star Sign: Gemini but I can't speak for all my personalities

[NocturnalRob]

Do you have any extra crab meat?
Only imitation crab meat. Sorry.

[AnticorRifling]

That will work, but I'll need some model train stomping in order to properly jo.

[WRoss]

That will work, but I'll need some model train stomping in order to properly jo.

I don't have model trains, but I have a power crystal that requires mutual jo to recharge.

[NocturnalRob]

That will work, but I'll need some model train stomping in order to properly jo.
That's fine, but don’t break them. They are my son's.

[diethx]

That will work, but I'll need some model train stomping in order to properly jo.


That's fine, but don’t break them. They are my son's.

:clap:

[Atlanteax]

So now we wait and see if Backlash got the reference...

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Very much. Part of the inspiration for this thread. A place for us to share or create wacky listings.

The other part of the inspiration for this thread is that I like to read consumer reviews. Sometimes you’ll find someone who took the time to pour their heart out about a can opener. Its curiously fascinating.

[Sinanju]

Oh God, please stop making me laugh so hard.

[ravashaak]

Sometimes I hide it. I would totally hide it for you!! Maybe. I dont know. (Depends on if I'm pmsing or not.)

Why god why???