End of the world begins tomorrow.

[Parkbandit]

Tomorrow is May 21, 2011... which means the non-believers have less than 5 months to live.

So.. what plans do you have for this weekend? Saturday, we are having dinner with friends.. and Sunday I am smoking some baby backs and making my first 10 gallon batch of beer (a 9% Russian Imperial stout)

[Keller]

Tomorrow is May 21, 2011... which means the non-believers have less than 5 months to live.

So.. what plans do you have for this weekend? Saturday, we are having dinner with friends.. and Sunday I am smoking some baby backs and making my first 10 gallon batch of beer (a 9% Russian Imperial stout), of which I will send at least 2 gallons to Keller.

Sounds like a great weekend.

Looking forward to the beer.

[Parkbandit]

Sending beer is illegal.

LAWYERED

[msconstrew]

http://i.imgur.com/XgnEY.jpg

We're going to an engagement party on Saturday night, and I'm working on Sunday.

[Hulkein]

I'll be watching my son all day Saturday while my wife works. Sunday I am golfing... I hope the quake doesn't tear up the course.

[NocturnalRob]

18 mile run, drunk lunch, and train to DC on Saturday. Sister's law school graduation, rager, and train to NYC on Sunday.

[AnticorRifling]

Mowing the yard, going to work, get home and eat some chow then it's either taking the boys to the park or hauling landscaping crap (stones and mulch for the back yard).

Pretty standard weekend.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

This is twice now I've heard tomorrow is the end of the world...what crackpot cult/religion believes this?

[WRoss]

Damnit Anticor. I knew I had something to do this morning. I couldn't remember, so I figured awesome. Happy time, then coffee time, then shower time, then nappy time. Now I have to fucky mowy time.

[Tgo01]

This is twice now I've heard tomorrow is the end of the world...what crackpot cult/religion believes this?

The one that believes in a God.

[Keller]

Sending beer is illegal.

LAWYERED

Then why am I a member of a Beer of the Month club?

[NocturnalRob]

Then why am I a member of a Beer of the Month club?
Confession.

[Keller]

But seriously, I hope some people pull a Dwayne Kennedy when he describes what he would do if he "lived today like it was the last day of his life."

[Parkbandit]

Then why am I a member of a Beer of the Month club?

The company that does it has a very specialized license. It's a dumb law.. nothing would make me happier than to send some of my homebrew to my Dad in NY.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The one that believes in a God.

Naw, it's just some guy who backtraced it and his followers.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/20/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110520

[Asha]

Gym - TV - Mount and Blade - Sleep - Gym - TV - Elder Scrolls: Oblivion - Sleep - Repent - Rapture

[Parkbandit]

This is twice now I've heard tomorrow is the end of the world...what crackpot cult/religion believes this?

Not sure.. but they are "guaranteeing" a world wide earthquake tomorrow.

I guess they haven't been watching "How the Earth was Made" on the History channel...

[Eoghain]

According to my iPhone, which is the demon in control of my life, I'm running a workshop for medical students at 1:30, then tonight I'm going to a pagan bookstore for movie night. Tomorrow, I have an 11AM till kingdom come birthday pool party at some mansion in the hollywood hills, but i'm leaving that at some point to attend a Rapture theme party in east hollywood. Sunday I'm playing Capture the Flag (insert metaphors here) with like 50 homosexuals in a park before I go to my boyfriend's brother's birthday party that night. I should be exhausted and ready to celebrate the end times come Monday.

[No Gnomes Is Good News]

In Australia, it's already the 21st and nothing has happened...What does this mean?

[Parkbandit]

In Australia, it's already the 21st and nothing has happened...What does this mean?

Like everyone else, God is on Eastern Daylight Time.

[Delias]

The rapture should free up some nice property... I want a new home. I wonder if I can find one with a cock shaped pond.

[LMingrone]

I'm driving to my old house that I sold to some hardcore religious people that believe this crap. I hope they get raptored. The pond looks more like a Sea Cucumber though. I hope that's okay.
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1192/pond.png

[CrystalTears]

I'm going to play Dragon Age all weekend in between attempts to finish my last Java program for school.

[Sinanju]

Fapping.

[g++]

I'm going to play Dragon Age all weekend in between attempts to finish my last Java program for school.

Whats the java project?

[TheEschaton]

If it's like any other end-of-the-semester CS programming class, it involves making a program to play poker.

[CrystalTears]

Whats the java project?
It's a mortgage calculator app that allows the user to choose from three different loan options and enter the loan amount to get the monthly payment and amortization for the loan. It's been a pain in the ass. The last assignment requires reading the array values from a sequential file, and including a chart. I have such a migraine.

[WRoss]

Fapping.

Heart surgery and you want to fap? Don't blow a gasket! Literally!

[g++]

It's a mortgage calculator app that allows the user to choose from three different loan options and enter the loan amount to get the monthly payment and amortization for the loan. It's been a pain in the ass. The last assignment requires reading the array values from a sequential file, and including a chart. I have such a migraine.

One project I had was to write software for a karaoke machine in C not C++ JUST C with all the structure goodness. Does it have a gui? Charting does suck, you should just steal someone elses charting software and tell your professor you promoted yourself to software engineer.

[DCSL]

Waiting to loot my neighbor's Delorean when he hopefully gets raptored. I don't know about his religious inclinations, but I know that damn Delorean is MINE.

[Sinanju]

Heart surgery and you want to fap? Don't blow a gasket! Literally!

Ha ha. Well, if I do, I'll save the PC a table in hell. First round is on me.

[Asha]

I'm there!

[LMingrone]

Screw that. All the good tables on Earth will still be here for five more months.

[g++]

Shit I hope I can make it to an antique store in time.

[CrystalTears]

Does it have a gui?Yes. PITA Java app GUI.

Charting does suck, you should just steal someone elses charting software and tell your professor you promoted yourself to software engineer.I wish, but alas it needs to be done in code so now I have to go back and figure out the whole painting thing. Fun.

[diethx]

If Justin's return doesn't get pushed off yet again, tomorrow we'll be going to The Dump (http://www.thedump.com/) for their super weekend sale, to get a mattress for the spare bedroom. Then just some Rift, and Sunday... food shopping, cooking, Rift.

[Deadelf]

Tomorrow is May 21, 2011... which means the non-believers have less than 5 months to live.

So.. what plans do you have for this weekend? Saturday, we are having dinner with friends.. and Sunday I am smoking some baby backs and making my first 10 gallon batch of beer (a 9% Russian Imperial stout)

Lets see, got the local town parade for what ever "days" its called with two of the kids in it. Gotta run to the dump to get rid of a bunch of crap in the garage, thats about it.

Though baby back ribs sounds pretty damn good specially with a good stout beer. Oh and finish moving shit in the living room after building the second new bird cage, damn parrots.

[Deadelf]

This is twice now I've heard tomorrow is the end of the world...what crackpot cult/religion believes this?

Monotheism at its finest. :>

[CrystalTears]

This is twice now I've heard tomorrow is the end of the world...what crackpot believes this?Fixed it a little bit, as I don't think it should matter where the belief came from, just that it's a crackpot.

By the way, so many people I know on FB have mentioned it that I'm sick of hearing about it. I'm not turning on the news or reading message boards at all this weekend.

[Anebriated]

going to chill with a few friends in our "new" ambulance to tailgate the rapture in the right way... drinking beers and playing mario kart on the N64 we hooked up inside.

[Solkern]

In Soviet Russia, you end the rapture!

[Archigeek]

Now here's how you predict the end of the world:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prophet_Hen_of_Leeds

[Stanley Burrell]

Hm. Might make for some good publications by the S. Poverty Law Center :shrug:

[4a6c1]

I just asked a Christian tech I work with who wears Jesus 3 wolf moon (or something) tshirts - every single day - if the world is ending tomorrow and HE SAID NO. So we are going to be okay guys.

[Cephalopod]

With so many threads to choose from, I decided to post this here.
http://i.imgur.com/YrMnm.jpg

[Sinanju]

With so many threads to choose from, I decided to post this here.
http://i.imgur.com/YrMnm.jpg

Too soon...

[Keller]

With so many threads to choose from, I decided to post this here.
http://i.imgur.com/YrMnm.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/21e80vp.gif

[Cephalopod]

Too soon...

Hi there. This is the internet. Have we met?

[Sinanju]

Hi there. This is the internet. Have we met?

If I say we have, will you sleep with me?

[4a6c1]

MANSAX

[diethx]

MANSAX

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7gg817leKh2a7mv2h1iBhuzmo1_500.jpg

[4a6c1]

HATSAX



*I'm just going to continue posting weird words and you can put up the pics, OKAY. okay.

[Dayko]

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y310/tehcheezmonger5/129177464747457149.gif

http://files.sharenator.com/aww_yeah_resurrection-s250x196-170627-535.png[/

[Latrinsorm]

With so many threads to choose from, I decided to post this here.Really funny.

[Back]

So.. what plans do you have for this weekend?

I am going to work in the morning then later sacrifice a few beers and watch SNL. Timberlake and Gaga?

[DCSL]

Too soon...

There's a timing element for these jokes? I've never heard of such an outrageous thing.

[NocturnalRob]

Well, I'm still here. This is some Mickey Mouse bullsquash.

[iJin]

I'm attending an industrial club. Supposedly there will be hearses outside the club just in case. Sweet.

[waywardgs]

I cooked lamb burgers.

[Back]

I am going to work in the morning then later sacrifice a few beers and watch SNL. Timberlake and Gaga?

Not disappointed how my prophecy has turned out. ;)

[Androidpk]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljlncnKTf1qimhcmo1_500.jpg

[Geijon]

Tomorrow is May 21, 2011... which means the non-believers have less than 5 months to live.

So.. what plans do you have for this weekend? Saturday, we are having dinner with friends.. and Sunday I am smoking some baby backs and making my first 10 gallon batch of beer (a 9% Russian Imperial stout)

But it's July 2020 Parkbandit. You thought 2011 was the end of the world? Welcome to fucking 2020.