My wife was in a car accident

[g++]

Need $500 immediately.

[Tisket]

Get me two levels on my character and it's yours.

[pabstblueribbon]

I also need 500 dollars.

To build penis shaped ponds.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Thus far it isn't as good a story as any produced by SotT... why would we send $500 to you?

[NocturnalRob]

This is a bunch of bullsquash.

[Sean]

Watch your tone or you'll only get $200

[Asha]

Watch your tone or you'll only get $200

:lol: beautifully done.

[Gelston]

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was last year and not 2008.

[Nieninque]

ROFL

[Androidpk]

I can give you $500 but you have to send me $1000 first so I can unlock this trust fund I have.

[NocturnalRob]

I can give you $500 but you have to send me $1000 first so I can unlock this trust fund I have.
I would, but I spent my last $1000 building a cock pond (with balls).

[diethx]

g++ stole my car and my virginity. Don't send him ANYTHING.

[Androidpk]

g++ stole my car and my virginity. Don't send him ANYTHING.

Reminds me of this.

http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/whistle.png

[diethx]

lol

[NocturnalRob]

lol
That was a "whore joke." Only whores laugh at it.

OH SNAP!!!

[Showal]

I need money too! Kid's SICK!!!!!!!!

Here are some pictures of my SECOND house we just broke ground on.

Here's a picture of my 55 ACRES of property.

Here's a picture of my DICK pond.

Some things are capitalized because it makes them SEEM more serious!

Kid's had LOTS of things done. I make too much money to get assistance. Most of my money is tied up in MY stock portfolio or invested in drafting plans on my THIRD house since my SECOND house just had the basement completed!

brb, taking a quick dip in the right TESTICLE portion of the dick pond!

[AnticorRifling]

Can someone please send me a PM about Showal, I feel the need to sully his name. Thanks.

[NocturnalRob]

Can someone please send me a PM about Showal, I feel the need to sully his name. Thanks.
done

[Sean]

I need money too! Kid's SICK!!!!!!!!

Here are some pictures of my SECOND house we just broke ground on.

Here's a picture of my 55 ACRES of property.

Here's a picture of my DICK pond.

Some things are capitalized because it makes them SEEM more serious!

Kid's had LOTS of things done. I make too much money to get assistance. Most of my money is tied up in MY stock portfolio or invested in drafting plans on my THIRD house since my SECOND house just had the basement completed!

brb, taking a quick dip in the right TESTICLE portion of the dick pond!

Did you build said one of said houses and pond at your 55 acres at the age of 19 or 20? 1 year before attending medical school in Dublin and voting for Tony Blair?

[Showal]

Can someone please send me a PM about Showal, I feel the need to sully his name. Thanks.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM AND WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSQUASH?

[diethx]

That was a "whore joke." Only whores laugh at it.

OH SNAP!!!

Only fatties don't laugh at it. Fatty.

[AnticorRifling]

55 acres being the magical land number because that's what sister in law's dad owned and was giving her 5 of it...well he would if it wasn't for being bankrupt and needing to gift it so they wouldn't have to own it for x amount of time to build?


Also don't wire Showal money just got this:

title Showal

Eats sloth cock sandwiches. I wired him $71,309 to feed his habit (zing), and he has yet to pay me back.


Not saying who sent it as, by my very nature, I keep it fuckin classy.

[Showal]

Did you build said one of said houses and pond at your 55 acres at the age of 19 or 20? 1 year before attending medical school in Dublin and voting for Tony Blair?

I built that first house in 2004 on my 55 ACRES of property. I'm 26 now, so that made me 19 when I built the FIRST house. SINCE I am just building my second house, that would make me 26 when I started building my second house. I don't know when I built my dick pond (26 feet deep, man made). I may have had my 55 ACRES of property before my first house and maybe building the dick pond (26 feet deep, man made) was my first decision.

[NocturnalRob]

Only fatties don't laugh at it. Fatty.
Sorry. That no longer qualifies.

[AnticorRifling]

I built that first house in 2004 on my 55 ACRES of property. I'm 26 now, so that made me 19 when I built the FIRST house. SINCE I am just building my second house, that would make me 26 when I started building my second house. I don't know when I built my dick pond (26 feet deep, man made). I may have had my 55 ACRES of property before my first house and maybe building the dick pond (26 feet deep, man made) was my first decision.

Don't you mean my man-made pond (26 feet deep, naturally made). It's man made BY NATURE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COSTS?!

[Showal]

55 acres being the magical land number because that's what sister in law's dad owned and was giving her 5 of it...well he would if it wasn't for being bankrupt and needing to gift it so they wouldn't have to own it for x amount of time to build?


Also don't wire Showal money just got this:

title Showal

Eats sloth cock sandwiches. I wired him $71,309 to feed his habit (zing), and he has yet to pay me back.


Not saying who sent it as, by my very nature, I keep it fuckin classy.


I wasn't even eating sloth cock sandwiches back in the good ages of 1998 when I was 14! I didn't even know what they were! If I convinced someone to send me $71,309 to feed a sloth cock sandwich addiction at 14, I don't remember it and sure don't have anything to show for it.

At 14, I was just building my pond to celebrate my favorite hobby.

[diethx]

Sorry. That no longer qualifies.

:D

[NocturnalRob]

At 14, I was just building my pond to celebrate my favorite hobby.
Building ponds?

[Sean]

Show us on the pond where he touched you.

[Cephalopod]

At 14, I was just building my pond to celebrate my favorite hobby.

How do you get into a bar fight in a pond?

[diethx]

Show us on the pond where he touched you.

LOL

[Showal]

No. Wishing that others get a condition that causes them to pass fecaluria.

[Showal]

How do you get into a bar fight in a pond?

lol thats a daragonean secret

[Solkern]

Show us on the pond where he touched you.



http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2050/hahahaheq.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/6/hahahaheq.jpg/)

[AnticorRifling]

g++ I expect you to insult every person in this thread. Use racial slurs, fat jokes, shit needs to get serious.

[Showal]

g++ I expect you to insult every person in this thread. Use racial slurs, fat jokes, shit needs to get serious.

Seriously. They sullied your name. They made fun of your wife. The gloves have to come off.

Please post them by Friday, noon EST. Thanks.

[Buckwheet]

g++ I expect you to insult every person in this thread. Use racial slurs, fat jokes, shit needs to get serious.

Just adding my name to the insult list. I feel so lame not being able to come up with something to contribute!

[AnticorRifling]

Please note I left my computer on and my weiner dogs have been moderating these forums.

[Parkbandit]

Please note I left my computer on and my weiner has been moderating these forums.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Vomit.gif

[RSR]

Please note my weiner dogs left my computer on and I have been moderating these forums.


Fixed that for you.

-Richard.

[AnticorRifling]

BANNED!

[Stry]

Please note I left my computer on and my weiner dogs have been moderating these forums.

Was this while you went and thunder fucked?

[Cephalopod]

Was this while you went and thunder fucked?

You've been... THUNDER FUCKED!!!

http://englishberlanga.pbworks.com/f/angus_young-photo.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

I hate you because I was going to go with an AC/DC reference.

[Cephalopod]

I do think you should change your title to 'Thundering Fuck'. I'm pretty sure we could start a poll to verify everyone else wants this, as well.

[CrystalTears]

Can I get mine changed to cock-hungry bitch? Tabor thinks that's an insult for some reason.

[CrystalTears]

There is no way you wrote all of that seconds after I posted mine. That had to be something you were working on and copy/pasted it.

[Keller]

There is no way you wrote all of that seconds after I posted mine. That had to be something you were working on and copy/pasted it.

He has been copy/pasting it in the other thread, too.

He is aiming to be banned for spam, no doubt.

[pabstblueribbon]

There is no way you wrote all of that seconds after I posted mine. That had to be something you were working on and copy/pasted it.

Gee.. ya think?

:p

[CrystalTears]

I haven't even gone to the other thread yet. :P

[AnticorRifling]

I haven't even gone to the other thread yet. :P

Clearly you're just jealous.

[Some Rogue]

Clearly you're just jealous.

Sullied!

[Warriorbird]

Thunderfucked anthem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f1cwycSWq0

[Stry]

AnticorRiftling
The Thunder Fucking Super Moderator


So let it be written, so let it be done.

[AnticorRifling]

You'd have to make that request to Kranar.

[NocturnalRob]

You'd have to make that request to Kranar.
I'm going to request that Kranar make your title 'Morbidly Obese & Excommunicated Moderator."

[Anebriated]

how about "my weiner posted this"

[NocturnalRob]

"Weiner Moderator"

He moderates all your weiner.

[diethx]

Whoa whoa whoa, what is so disgraceful about being an accountant?

Has the IRS put a lien on your man made cocknballs pond for tax non-payment?

[CrystalTears]

Whoa whoa whoa, what is so disgraceful about being an accountant?

Has the IRS put a lien on your man made cocknballs pond for tax non-payment?
He probably paid them in GS silver as an IOU.

[diethx]

Or promised leveling services...

[Asha]

Whoa whoa whoa

SWEET CHILD OF MIIINE!!

Sorry. Please continue..

[diethx]

SWEET CHILD OF MIIINE!!

Sorry. Please continue..

I heart you so, sometimes.

[Asha]

:)

[4a6c1]

What a glorious glorious thread.

Copypasting to my thread.

Bye thread.