Anticor Has Sullied My Name!

[Sean]

Just goto the forum subtopic .. in this case off topic and click on the # listed under replies.

Although I don't know what the result has to do with Rob's post.

[Back]

You're a sad little monkey. Some day someone will love you. And he will be the light of your life.

Do you have daddy issues? For real?

[NocturnalRob]

Although I don't know what the result has to do with Rob's post.
Nothing. It's just Back lashing out again because we're not paying attention to him.

[NocturnalRob]

Do you have daddy issues? For real?
Says this guy:

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/back3.jpg

[CrystalTears]

Awww...was Tabor stealing all the negative attention?
Please don't sully Back's name too. I don't think I can handle Back having a meltdown again. Those aren't as fun.

[NocturnalRob]

Do you have daddy issues? For real?
Honestly though, are you drunk again? You seem to go from 'zero' to 'RAGE' really quickly.

[AnticorRifling]

Let's not gay/back/beef wellington up this thread. It's still got a lot of potential. Even though "Commander YOU SULLIED MY NAME I DEMAND PROOF oh...fuck you've got proof WELL FUCK YOU AND DIE SERIOUSLY FATTY ohh I'm not winning...here are some jokes I kid I kid FUCK YOU ALL" is not online.

[NocturnalRob]

Even though "Commander YOU SULLIED MY NAME I DEMAND PROOF oh...fuck you've got proof WELL FUCK YOU AND DIE SERIOUSLY FATTY ohh I'm not winning...here are some jokes I kid I kid FUCK YOU ALL" is not online.
Just wait until Friday, sir. You shall rue the day.

[Hulkein]

Back from left field with that one! The twists and turns continue.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Let's not gay/back/beef wellington up this thread. It's still got a lot of potential. Even though "Commander YOU SULLIED MY NAME I DEMAND PROOF oh...fuck you've got proof WELL FUCK YOU AND DIE SERIOUSLY FATTY ohh I'm not winning...here are some jokes I kid I kid FUCK YOU ALL" is not online.

I sullied you in rep. Take that!

[Back]

Let's not gay/back/beef wellington up this thread. It's still got a lot of potential. Even though "Commander YOU SULLIED MY NAME I DEMAND PROOF oh...fuck you've got proof WELL FUCK YOU AND DIE SERIOUSLY FATTY ohh I'm not winning...here are some jokes I kid I kid FUCK YOU ALL" is not online.

I think you are probably one of the more “level-headed” amongst us message board types. I sure as hell never volunteered my time to the PC in that capacity. How you deal with the nonsense is beyond me.

But you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. If your guy was so legit why would he not be posting in this thread himself?

[NocturnalRob]

It's equally not as fun to have a pannus larger than my penis, but you have several. Even if you turn this around to say my penis is small, the fact remains you still have a pannus.

But you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. If your guy was so legit why would he not be posting in this thread himself?
Tack that one to the list

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Seriously though, is Tabor's spawn retarded because he's anorexic or did his ho sex up a “special”? Also, is she educable mentally retarded, or did she go full tard like him?

[Keller]

Awww...was Tabor stealing all the negative attention?

Trolling is a art.

[Rinualdo]

Seriously though, is Tabor's spawn retarded because he's anorexic or did his ho sex up a “special”? Also, is she educable mentally retarded, or did she go full tard like him?

You never go full retard.
Everyone knows that.

[Tgo01]

But you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. If your guy was so legit why would he not be posting in this thread himself?

Wait what?

[Back]

Seriously though, is Tabor's spawn retarded because he's anorexic or did his ho sex up a “special”? Also, is she educable mentally retarded, or did she go full tard like him?

This post may as well be in Chinese because I have no fucking clue how it relates to any other post in this thread.

[Keller]

Wait what?


Trolling is a art.

.

[diethx]

It's equally not as fun to have a pannus larger than my penis, but you have several. Even if you turn this around to say my penis is small, the fact remains you still have a pannus.

I had to look that up:


The term pannus is often used incorrectly to refer to a panniculus (a hanging flap of tissue).

[Cephalopod]

I had to look that up:

I saw the same thing. I can only hope Tabor is never my doctor.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I saw the same thing. I can only hope Tabor is never my doctor.

You believe he's a doctor?

[Nieninque]

I think you are probably one of the more “level-headed” amongst us message board types. I sure as hell never volunteered my time to the PC in that capacity. How you deal with the nonsense is beyond me.

But you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. If your guy was so legit why would he not be posting in this thread himself?

You know he did, right?

[Keller]

You know he did, right?

Stop falling for the troll.

[Back]

You know he did, right?

I respond best to people whom I’ve posed a question to.

You do not fit that description. Sadly.

[Delias]

I don't want to jump the gun here, but I'm fairly certain you've demonstrated that you are one of a very select group of people on this forum that make me seem less retarded.

[Jack]

Are we sure Backlash isn't the real father? That would explain things.

[Warriorbird]

I respond best to people whom I’ve posed a question to.

You do not fit that description. Sadly.

I don't think she's ever going to dig you.

[crb]

I just now found this thread? How did I miss it?

I want to say a couple things.

1. I like Tabor, I think he is in general honest.
2. Aren't you in the UK? Michael Moore told me healthcare costs no money there, so I'm confused.
3. I didn't decide not to donate Levar Burton's Haiti Hating Money to you, I just didn't agree because one person suggested it. I feel a responsibility to the people who donated to make sure the money is not wasted, not that it would be wasted, but I just don't want to be flippant with it and give it to the first dude who asks. I'm honestly tired of having it over my head, I've still not done anything with it. It is about one degree of procrastination away from just going to the Red Cross.
4. But dude, two houses, 55 acres, and enough money left over to build a pond? Not that you don't have a hard time or anything, but it wouldn't take me long to find a hard luck case more deserving of cash.

[Parkbandit]

Honestly though, are you drunk again? You seem to go from 'zero' to 'RAGE' really quickly.

http://rlv.zcache.com/ha_ha_ha_wait_what_tshirt-p2358842415217110243wh7_400.jpg

[Nieninque]

I respond best to people whom I’ve posed a question to.

You do not fit that description. Sadly.

You might want to consider PMs or email instead of a message board.
Alternatively, you might also consider strychnine.

[Parkbandit]

my penis is small

So, your dad is a light skinned and not well endowed black man?

Sheesh.. you got screwed.

[Parkbandit]

I just now found this thread? How did I miss it?

I want to say a couple things.

1. I like Tabor, I think he is in general honest.
2. Aren't you in the UK? Michael Moore told me healthcare costs no money there, so I'm confused.
3. I didn't decide not to donate Levar Burton's Haiti Hating Money to you, I just didn't agree because one person suggested it. I feel a responsibility to the people who donated to make sure the money is not wasted, not that it would be wasted, but I just don't want to be flippant with it and give it to the first dude who asks. I'm honestly tired of having it over my head, I've still not done anything with it. It is about one degree of procrastination away from just going to the Red Cross.
4. But dude, two houses, 55 acres, and enough money left over to build a pond? Not that you don't have a hard time or anything, but it wouldn't take me long to find a hard luck case more deserving of cash.

1) Seriously? You can't possibly be serious.
2) He can show you his voter registration card...
3) Had you given money to him.. I'm sure he would have already refunded your money back via Western Union by now.
4) See #1.

[Parkbandit]

You might want to consider PMs or email instead of a message board.
Alternatively, you might also consider strychnine.

LULZ. I think you just opened up yourself to some more creepy PMs from Backlash.

Good luck with your new relationship.....

[Nieninque]

You make me sad.

And afraid...

[Stry]

Ah, such a great read during a boring afternoon at work.


Wow you get to tackle by and be tackled by rich superstars?
Leading to:

I have suffered from premature ejaculation...

Doesn't everyone do that?..

TLDR version of this thread?

1. Don't eat babies, it causes clogged arteries.
2. Western Union is always the best way to clear your name.
3. GS prostitution never pays.
4. Tabor (supposedly) has a daugher, fiance, 55 acres of penis-pond land and a year supply of catheters(used).
5. Anticor fucks like thunder? I'm still confused here...

Lastly, to Tabor:


You're a sad little monkey.

[Makkah]

This thread had so much promise...

Nobody has seriously cashed in yet... so I have to honestly declare Tabor the winner for trollfest 2011. Anticor gets an honorable mention. Parkbandit gets worst in class.

And this thread shall go the way of the dodo.

[Latrinsorm]

I like Tabor, I think he is in general honest.This might be the most I've ever disagreed with a statement you've made.

Also, have you considered the Penny Arcade Child's Play charity? I support the Red Cross as well, but Child's Play feels more in tune.

[pabstblueribbon]

This thread had so much promise...

Nobody has seriously cashed in yet... so I have to honestly declare Tabor the winner for trollfest 2011. Anticor gets an honorable mention. Parkbandit gets worst in class.

And this thread shall go the way of the dodo.

Whaaat. Showal wins this thread.

He was the first to notice the man made (naturally man made) dong-and-balls shaped pond. Shit had me cracking up.

[Tgo01]

When did people adopt the meaning of trolling to be acting like an idiot and/or douche bag?

It's almost like a cover now. "Naw naww gais i's cool! i was just trolling you gais! LOL!"

[Hulkein]

I think the reference to Ratolin using Kanye's infamous incident was funny enough to win something.

[diethx]

5. Anticor fucks like thunder? I'm still confused here...


http://viad.tv/img/2010/02/Jimmy-Dean-Lightning-Thunder.jpg

[Parkbandit]

This thread had so much promise...

Nobody has seriously cashed in yet... so I have to honestly declare Tabor the winner for trollfest 2011. Anticor gets an honorable mention. Parkbandit gets worst in class.

And this thread shall go the way of the dodo.

Derp derp.

Someone is still mad that he didn't get invited into the guild.

Sorry... we have a guild policy: No wiggers.

[Liagala]

Derp derp.

Someone is still mad that he didn't get invited into the guild.

Sorry... we have a guild policy: No wiggers.
We had to institute that policy after PB took the saggy pants thing a little too far. Old man balls are pretty scary, let me tell you.

[Makkah]

Derp derp.

Someone is still mad that he didn't get invited into the guild.

Sorry... we have a guild policy: No wiggers.

What guild?

[diethx]

I'm surprised someone as old as PB knows the word wigger. I'd think "pretend colored folk" is more apropos.

[Parkbandit]

I'm surprised someone as old as PB knows the word wigger. I'd think "pretend colored folk" is more apropos.

There are many things you are oblivious of. It's a common side effect of being stupid.

[diethx]

There are many things you are oblivious of. It's a common side effect of being stupid.

DURRRRR U STUPID NO U AHAHAHAH.

Seriously? lol

[pabstblueribbon]

We had to institute that policy after PB took the saggy pants thing a little too far. Old man balls are pretty scary, let me tell you.

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

[Tisket]

Wait what?

Your first mistake was trying to make sense of a Backlash post.

It's a common mistake. I mean he does use real words and punctuation and stuff but it's seldom in a way that has any kind of a logical, well-ordered thought process behind it.

It's almost like a stupid monkey types his posts.

edit: can anyone catch me up on the thread please. I was just wondering if Tabor has said anything yet to prove he isn't the loser douchebag schmuck we all think he is already. Hahahaha, stupid question, could hardly type it with a straight face, hahaha.

[diethx]

Why the fuck you gotta insult monkeys, Tisket?

[Tisket]

lol, I did specify a stupid monkey. I'm sure there are many many monkeys that are smarter than Backlash.

[Solkern]

Oooh, one more day to go!

[iJin]

Anticor fucks like thunder, wha? Hot.

[diethx]

lol, I did specify a stupid monkey. I'm sure there are many many monkeys that are smarter than Backlash.

Ok my bad. Why you gotta insult stupid monkeys!?

[Showal]

edit: can anyone catch me up on the thread please. I was just wondering if Tabor has said anything yet to prove he isn't the loser douchebag schmuck we all think he is already. Hahahaha, stupid question, could hardly type it with a straight face, hahaha.

Fortunately, he has not proven anything other than what is currently thought.

[Cephalopod]

Did anyone save those pictures of his cock-pond?

Perhaps we could have a PC MS-Paint contest to recreate it.

[AnticorRifling]

Did anyone save those pictures of his cock-pond?

Perhaps we could have a PC MS-Paint contest to recreate it.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/landpic.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

lol @ you saving pictures that I posted on a Gemstone IV forum.
lol @ you deleting pictures

[NocturnalRob]

I didn't delete any pictures.
This is a straight-up lie.

[RichardCranium]

He mad.

[Warriorbird]

I absolutely love the community on these forums. I see it time and time again -- when one person is getting flossed, a whole slew of people join the fray -- like sharks swarming to fresh blood.

What's thoroughly charming, however, is the things you attempt to mock. For instance, making "fun" of someone that is in shape. How do you think that would do harm to me, curiously? Someone calling me skinny -- my God, I'd better go kill myself. You're right, though, I'd rather be fat. I'd rather have blood-splattered cum marks all over my face like Showal -- yes, that is precisely what I would prefer.

Making fun of a beautiful property? Hah, again, how is that damaging to me? Anticor lives in fucking Indianapolis -- he more than likely lives in a shit hole house and/or apartment next to hundreds of blacks, Mexicans, and welfare beggers.

If you think these insults are striking a nerve, I'd say you'd be wrong.

How about your jobs? Anticor does what? Takes phone calls for a living? Fuck that. Even with no education, I could strive to do something more rewarding in life than that.

Rob does what? Probably the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an accountant or something else equally disgraceful.

I have a family, kids, a job that pays more than undoubtedly what most of you make in five years, a property undoubtedly bigger than anyone else's that posts here and I am, in fact, a well-fit, ripped 26-year-old.

Boy, I wish I could be trailer park trash, take complaints over the phone and be fat for a living like the majority of you guys.

Prove me wrong. Post pictures of your shit-hole houses, your fat kids, your fat selves and your shitty work environments. I plead with you to do this, so that I may chuckle quietly to myself.

Hoho.

Edited to add: God save the fucking queen. :)

Well trolled apart from you begging for money.

[NocturnalRob]

I absolutely love the community on these forums. I see it time and time again -- when one person is getting flossed, a whole slew of people join the fray -- like sharks swarming to fresh blood.

What's thoroughly charming, however, is the things you attempt to mock. For instance, making "fun" of someone that is in shape. How do you think that would do harm to me, curiously? Someone calling me skinny -- my God, I'd better go kill myself. You're right, though, I'd rather be fat. I'd rather have blood-splattered cum marks all over my face like Showal -- yes, that is precisely what I would prefer.

Making fun of a beautiful property? Hah, again, how is that damaging to me? Anticor lives in fucking Indianapolis -- he more than likely lives in a shit hole house and/or apartment next to hundreds of blacks, Mexicans, and welfare beggers.

If you think these insults are striking a nerve, I'd say you'd be wrong.

How about your jobs? Anticor does what? Takes phone calls for a living? Fuck that. Even with no education, I could strive to do something more rewarding in life than that.

Rob does what? Probably the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an accountant or something else equally disgraceful.

I have a family, kids, a job that pays more than undoubtedly what most of you make in five years, a property undoubtedly bigger than anyone else's that posts here and I am, in fact, a well-fit, ripped 26-year-old.

Boy, I wish I could be trailer park trash, take complaints over the phone and be fat for a living like the majority of you guys.

Prove me wrong. Post pictures of your shit-hole houses, your fat kids, your fat selves and your shitty work environments. I plead with you to do this, so that I may chuckle quietly to myself.

Hoho.

Edited to add: God save the fucking queen. :)
yeah. quote that right there.

[Tgo01]

I absolutely love the community on these forums. I see it time and time again -- when one person is getting flossed, a whole slew of people join the fray -- like sharks swarming to fresh blood.

What's thoroughly charming, however, is the things you attempt to mock. For instance, making "fun" of someone that is in shape. How do you think that would do harm to me, curiously? Someone calling me skinny -- my God, I'd better go kill myself. You're right, though, I'd rather be fat. I'd rather have blood-splattered cum marks all over my face like Showal -- yes, that is precisely what I would prefer.

Making fun of a beautiful property? Hah, again, how is that damaging to me? Anticor lives in fucking Indianapolis -- he more than likely lives in a shit hole house and/or apartment next to hundreds of blacks, Mexicans, and welfare beggers.

If you think these insults are striking a nerve, I'd say you'd be wrong.

How about your jobs? Anticor does what? Takes phone calls for a living? Fuck that. Even with no education, I could strive to do something more rewarding in life than that.

Rob does what? Probably the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an accountant or something else equally disgraceful.

I have a family, kids, a job that pays more than undoubtedly what most of you make in five years, a property undoubtedly bigger than anyone else's that posts here and I am, in fact, a well-fit, ripped 26-year-old.

Boy, I wish I could be trailer park trash, take complaints over the phone and be fat for a living like the majority of you guys.

Prove me wrong. Post pictures of your shit-hole houses, your fat kids, your fat selves and your shitty work environments. I plead with you to do this, so that I may chuckle quietly to myself.

Hoho.

Edited to add: God save the fucking queen. :)

Don't forget you have also begged for 1000 dollars in donations from this community, another thing no one else around here can claim to have done.

[Keller]

I have a job that pays more than undoubtedly what most of you make in five years

Does anyone know the crb signal?

This could be an epic showdown.

[NocturnalRob]

He wasn't commenting on your typing, dipshit.

[Fallen]

Wait, Lib is 26 and has a PHD?

[pabstblueribbon]

This is going to be fun.

[NocturnalRob]

Just in case you missed what I typed, please scan me some photographs of your non-white skin, your rat-infested household, and perhaps your cum-guzzling wife:
Plenty of photos of me up here. I'm white. I live in a penthouse apartment on the UWS of NYC. I'm not married.

On a different note, does it ever bother you that there are genetic factors that cause spina bifida?

[Warriorbird]

The allegations of Rob's non whiteness and marriedness amuse me.

[NocturnalRob]

The allegations of Rob's non whiteness and marriedness amuse me.
How dare you sully my name, sir!!

[NocturnalRob]

lol @ you not being married and over 25 years old.
L.O.L.

[NocturnalRob]

Your genetics
Really? I mean...really? Let's take a look at your offspring and then resume this conversation.

[CrystalTears]

Hey, I'm just going based off what you and your friends here have stated. I have two perfectly normal kids, remember?
I thought you said your daughter has spina bifida. That's not perfect or normal. It's unfortunate, but not normal.

And you don't even know if your son is yours. If he's perfect, it's not because of you.

[Parkbandit]

lol @ you living in an apartment. lol @ you not being married and over 25 years old.

For reference sake:

What's thoroughly charming, however, is the things you attempt to mock. For instance, making "fun" of someone that is in shape. How do you think that would do harm to me, curiously? Someone calling me skinny -- my God, I'd better go kill myself. You're right, though, I'd rather be fat. I'd rather have blood-splattered cum marks all over my face like Showal -- yes, that is precisely what I would prefer.

Making fun of a beautiful property? Hah, again, how is that damaging to me? Anticor lives in fucking Indianapolis -- he more than likely lives in a shit hole house and/or apartment next to hundreds of blacks, Mexicans, and welfare beggers.

If you think these insults are striking a nerve, I'd say you'd be wrong.

How about your jobs? Anticor does what? Takes phone calls for a living? Fuck that. Even with no education, I could strive to do something more rewarding in life than that.

Rob does what? Probably the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an accountant or something else equally disgraceful.

I have a family, kids, a job that pays more than undoubtedly what most of you make in five years, a property undoubtedly bigger than anyone else's that posts here and I am, in fact, a well-fit, ripped 26-year-old.

Boy, I wish I could be trailer park trash, take complaints over the phone and be fat for a living like the majority of you guys.

Prove me wrong. Post pictures of your shit-hole houses, your fat kids, your fat selves and your shitty work environments. I plead with you to do this, so that I may chuckle quietly to myself.

Hoho.

Edited to add: God save the fucking queen.

Please add the following to your paragraph:

1) Your wife is HOT!
2) You have a PhD!
3) You own the 55 acres with a natual, man made pond that's 26' deep naturally.
4) You make a ton of money, but you make people pay you trivial amounts to level their characters up in a text based role playing game.

Come on... if you are going to create a life, you should include all your creations.

[NocturnalRob]

I have two perfectly normal kids, remember?
No. No, you don't.

[CrystalTears]

Rob, however, is still unwed, single, and lives in an apartment.And he isn't you. Major win for him.

[Keller]

I did indeed state that, but everyone in this thread said it wasn't true and I was making it up. Since my comments are never believed as truth, we're going with what the majority think. Therefore, I have two normal kids. Rob, however, is still unwed, single, and lives in an apartment.

You are acting like a 15 year old girl whose best friend just asked your crush to the spring formal.

Seriously, just walk away.

[NocturnalRob]

Quoted. Now, to sulk back through the messages to show where you said otherwise. :)
Good luck finding that.

[Parkbandit]

I did indeed state that, but everyone in this thread said it wasn't true and I was making it up. Since my comments are never believed as truth, we're going with what the majority think. Therefore, I have two normal kids. Rob, however, is still unwed, single, and lives in an apartment.

Not that I need or want to stick up for Rob... but have you ever visited New York City?

Come on.. you have a PhD. Pretty stupid attempt to make a point about Rob living in an apartment in the middle of NYC.

[CrystalTears]

And today is not Friday. I expect more of this tomorrow. I was promised!

[Tgo01]

Since my comments are never believed as truth, we're going with what the majority think.

The majority here think you have a great job that pays more than what most here make in 5 years? The majority think you have a property that is bigger than everyone here? The majority think you're a well-fit person? Really?


























Really?

[Keller]

I am apparently getting a rise out of these idiots. That's my goal.

I'm sick of seeing them (same people, every time -- every thread; Anticor, Crystal, Rob, and several others) jump all over people. When they get it dished back at them, they cower like the fat fucks they are.

They're not cowering though. You're just lashing out and they're laughing.

[Parkbandit]

Quoted. Now, to sulk back through the messages to show where you said otherwise. :)

Christ.... defending Rob is making me ill...



On a different note, does it ever bother you that there are genetic factors that cause spina bifida?

[AnticorRifling]

They're not cowering though. You're just lashing out and they're laughing.

Pretty much this. Hell we're even being nice about it.

[NocturnalRob]

Christ.... defending Rob is making me ill...
Hahaha...sorry, PB. How about we clash in a different thread some time soon?


Hell we're even being nice about it.
Yeah, I'm rethinking this policy.

[msconstrew]

Rob, however, is still unwed, single, and lives in an apartment.

How is this even an insult? Who WOULDN'T want to be single and living on the UWS?

[Parkbandit]

I didn't delete any pictures.

You might want to check with your IT departments... someone must have hacked your security and deleted the pictures you originally posted in this thread.

Clearly, it's someone who is out to topple the Empire you've created.

[NocturnalRob]

my stethoscope
Whoa. You didn't say you had a stethoscope. Definitely a doctor.

[AnticorRifling]

I could show you anything you'd want to see, and no one would believe me still.

Probably because you've been proven to be a liar.

SULLIED!

[AnticorRifling]

No, you're only assuming I'm lying. I haven't proven to be anything.

Except a liar.

[Parkbandit]

Nothing even matters on these boards. I could go outside, right now, on my day off, and record the house I live in. The inside of my house. The construction of my second house. My cock and balls pond. All of it.

I could show you pictures of my daughter having surgery (which I have).

I could show you my hospital ID tag, my stethoscope, my degrees.

I could show you anything you'd want to see, and no one would believe me still.

So what's the point in trying to prove what I have/own/do to people that refute everything?

Let's see:

1) How about we start with your Voter registration card?
2) Maybe you could PM me the address of this 55 acres and I could see who really owns it... er I mean that you really do own it?
3) How about a copy of your PhD?
4) Geology reports on this man made pond that is naturally made?

[CrystalTears]

:lol: This is awesome. Thank God my workload is slow this week. I wouldn't want to miss a moment of this comedy.

[Parkbandit]

No, you're only assuming I'm lying. I haven't proven to be anything.

This is generally true.. with the following exceptions:

1) Voter registration card. You haven't proven that.. and it's been like 5 years.
2) Refunded G++. You claim you sent the refund via Western Union, but G++ hasn't been notified.

Now... every other claim you've made on these boards is, in fact, unproven... so you are mostly right in your claim.

[AnticorRifling]

:lol: This is awesome. Thank God my workload is slow this week. I wouldn't want to miss a moment of this comedy.

Too bad for me I'm busy cleaning my ophthalmoscope so I can take pictures of it.

[AnticorRifling]

Please please please do the stanky leg in said video!

[NocturnalRob]

Please please please do the stanky leg in said video!
Dougie in memory of M Bone.

[Parkbandit]

Too bad for me I'm busy cleaning my ophthalmoscope so I can take pictures of it.

Clearly, this proves you are, in fact, a doctor.

[Liberi Fatali]

Please please please do the stanky leg in said video!

I do not know what this means.

[Parkbandit]

I no longer live in Ireland, so I no longer can vote, obviously.

I lived in Ireland for four years.

I will record a video right now, if you'd like.

It's far easier to simply PM the property address to look up the ownership of the property. You could be visiting a friend's house or living at your mommy and daddy's house.

Video doesn't mean ownership.

[AnticorRifling]

I do not know what this means.

It's a very stupid dance.

[Alfster]

lol @ visting a friend's.

My parents are both deceased, by the way.

So you don't want to see the video, then? I recorded one, but if you don't wish to view it, that's fine.

I would never EVER give you my address. You're undoubtedly a rapist in real life.

You and backlash should make babies together.

[Anebriated]

Nothing even matters on these boards. I could go outside, right now, on my day off, and record the house I live in. The inside of my house. The construction of my second house. My cock and balls pond. All of it.

I could show you pictures of my daughter having surgery (which I have).

I could show you my hospital ID tag, my stethoscope, my degrees.

I could show you anything you'd want to see, and no one would believe me still.

So what's the point in trying to prove what I have/own/do to people that refute everything?


What about a clue? Show us that.

[g++]

I absolutely love the community on these forums. I see it time and time again -- when one person is getting flossed, a whole slew of people join the fray -- like sharks swarming to fresh blood.

Yes the person who started this thread is a monster. OH WAIT.

[Parkbandit]

lol @ visting a friend's.

My parents are both deceased, by the way.

So you don't want to see the video, then? I recorded one, but if you don't wish to view it, that's fine.

I would never EVER give you my address. You're undoubtedly a rapist in real life.

Feel free to post up the video.. but I can also post up a video about the inside of a house.. does that prove I own it?

[AnticorRifling]

Gonna need some more Libel out of Lib in this thread. Having it in almost every post by him just isn't cutting it for the luls quota.

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah, whatever. I won't post it then. Just as I figured. Even if I posted everything that shows what I say is truth, there's always jealous fucktards like you to oppose it.

Good show.

Calling you out != jealous

Hur derp.

[Alfster]

Yeah, whatever. I won't post it then. Just as I figured. Even if I posted everything that shows what I say is truth, there's always jealous fucktards like you to oppose it.

Good show.

Why would you call them "jealous"? No one's slightly hinted at being jealous to anything you have right now.

[AnticorRifling]

Why would you call them "jealous"? No one's slightly hinted at being jealous to anything you have right now.

Clearly you're jealous, why else would you post anything that disagrees with Lib?!

[Anebriated]

Im jealous of the man made natural penis pond

[g++]

Im jealous of the man made natural penis pond

^

I gotta say that is pretty cool.

[Stry]

The inside of my house. The construction of my second house. My cock and balls pond. All of it.

I could show you pictures of my daughter having surgery (which I have).

I could show you my hospital ID tag, my stethoscope, my degrees.

So what's the point in trying to prove what I have/own/do to people that refute everything?

I demand you release your birth certificate!

[Alfster]

Clearly you're jealous, why else would you post anything that disagrees with Lib?!

Truth. What I'm most jealous about is the amount of debt he has. I wish I could dig myself that deep.

$700,000.00 in debt for his "special" daughter. Add in his student loans and his loans for his SWEET ASS house + land + second house, would easily put him into 7 figures.

Fuck, I'm jealous of that amount of debt. For sure.

Of course, he'll probably claim that he's not in debt anymore, and that a miracle of God got him out of debt. (Even though in his first post in this thread he mentions being 700k+ in debt)

[pabstblueribbon]

Yeah, whatever. I won't post it then. Just as I figured. Even if I posted everything that shows what I say is truth, there's always jealous fucktards like you to oppose it.

Good show.

Your logic does not seem to be in tune with a man who's attained a doctorate.

The penis pond totally does though.

[Cephalopod]

Drown yourself in penis pond, broadcast live on interwebs. Everything proved, your daughter gets your life insurance and lives happily ever after.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah, whatever. I won't post it then. Just as I figured. Even if I posted everything that shows what I say is truth, there's always jealous fucktards like you to oppose it.

Good show.

I've yet to see a single claim of yours that has been proven... so what exactly would I be jealous of?

[Anebriated]

Truth. What I'm most jealous about is the amount of debt he has. I wish I could dig myself that deep.

$700,000.00 in debt for his "special" daughter. Add in his student loans and his loans for his SWEET ASS house + land + second house, would easily put him into 7 figures.

Fuck, I'm jealous of that amount of debt. For sure.

Of course, he'll probably claim that he's not in debt anymore, and that a miracle of God got him out of debt. (Even though in his first post in this thread he mentions being 700k+ in debt)

Its ok his hospital paid for it all.

[Alfster]

Its ok his hospital paid for it all.

eh, probably the CULT that owns the 55 acres with a penis pond.

[Anebriated]

eh, probably the CULT that owns the 55 acres with a penis pond.

PSH Id trust the 26 year old doctor(didnt someone say he went to law school?) over someone on the internet who hasnt posted a muscle pic in front of an early 90's ford and a barn. kkthnx

[Alfster]

shit, you got me there.

[Parkbandit]

Regardless, not only do I get to fly around on space shuttles, but I also get to tackle (and be tackled) by rich superstars. This is a feat you cannot claim, undoubtedly.

Can't believe I missed this.

You should post pictures of you flying around on space shuttles... and getting tackled by rich superstars.

[Asha]

PSH Id trust the 26 year old doctor(didnt someone say he went to law school?) over someone on the internet who hasnt posted a muscle pic in front of an early 90's ford and a barn. kkthnx



That pic was utterly hilarious

[Showal]

Sadly, Lib's communication level was not indecipherable. Please reread what he typed and respond with appropriate pictures of your disgusting self, house and perhaps even family:


I absolutely love the community on these forums. I see it time and time again -- when one person is getting flossed, a whole slew of people join the fray -- like sharks swarming to fresh blood.

What's thoroughly charming, however, is the things you attempt to mock. For instance, making "fun" of someone that is in shape. How do you think that would do harm to me, curiously? Someone calling me skinny -- my God, I'd better go kill myself. You're right, though, I'd rather be fat. I'd rather have blood-splattered cum marks all over my face like Showal -- yes, that is precisely what I would prefer.

Making fun of a beautiful property? Hah, again, how is that damaging to me? Anticor lives in fucking Indianapolis -- he more than likely lives in a shit hole house and/or apartment next to hundreds of blacks, Mexicans, and welfare beggers.

If you think these insults are striking a nerve, I'd say you'd be wrong.

How about your jobs? Anticor does what? Takes phone calls for a living? Fuck that. Even with no education, I could strive to do something more rewarding in life than that.

Rob does what? Probably the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an accountant or something else equally disgraceful.

I have a family, kids, a job that pays more than undoubtedly what most of you make in five years, a property undoubtedly bigger than anyone else's that posts here and I am, in fact, a well-fit, ripped 26-year-old.

Boy, I wish I could be trailer park trash, take complaints over the phone and be fat for a living like the majority of you guys.

Prove me wrong. Post pictures of your shit-hole houses, your fat kids, your fat selves and your shitty work environments. I plead with you to do this, so that I may chuckle quietly to myself.

Hoho.

Edited to add: God save the fucking queen. :)

[Showal]

Things I have recently learned: In doctor-speak, clothes are now referred to as "cum marks". The colors of clothes are referred to by human secretions, such as "blood-splattered" for reddish-orange and "diarrhea covered" for greenish-brown.

[Anebriated]

Can't believe I missed this.

You should post pictures of you flying around on space shuttles... and getting tackled by rich superstars.

Terry Tate or bust!

[Showal]

Hey, ninja douchebag. What do you do for a living, precisely? It's apparent your face is equivalent to a shit-riddened taint, otherwise you may actually have a picture of yourself. I can't blame you, admittedly.

Wow. Shit is getting serious.

I would NEVER tell you what I do for a living or reveal what my face looks like. You're undoubtedly a rapist in real life.

[NocturnalRob]

You're undoubtedly a rapist in real life.
Sounds like someone is jealous.

[RichardCranium]

You motherfuckers need Jesus.

[Showal]

Sounds like someone is jealous.

You're undoubtedly a rapist in real life.

[NocturnalRob]

You're undoubtedly a rapist in real life.
Obviously, since I'm non-white.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How come no one has made fun of his above ground pool?!

[pabstblueribbon]

You motherfuckers need Jesus.

What about him?

He's fixing the roof on my penis shaped barn at the moment.

[RichardCranium]

What about him?

He's fixing the roof on my penis shaped barn at the moment.

Show's what you know. Jesus wasn't Mexican.

[NocturnalRob]

Show's what you know. Jesus wasn't Mexican.
He said "fixing," not "napping on."

[Liagala]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/403446272_a30ec9ec93.jpg
I just got my MD. Here's a picture of my stethoscope to prove it. You can all call me Doctor now, kthx.

[NocturnalRob]

Your first patient:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3Aj32G3WAGA/TV8TX0IFjYI/AAAAAAAAEn0/AsjJnF0s25k/s1600/operation_game.jpg

[Anebriated]

damn beat me to it

[Tisket]

Wait, Lib is 26 and has a PHD?

.

[Drew]

Whoa. You didn't say you had a stethoscope. Definitely a doctor.

Reading this in the Tom Haverford voice makes it even funnier.

[NocturnalRob]

Reading this in the Tom Haverford voice makes it even funnier.
I'm fairly certain this is true of absolutely everything.

[diethx]

You motherfuckers need Jesus.

Keep your insanity out of this thread, kind sir. There's enough already and no room for more.

Also, Tabor, just stop. You're making a complete fool out of yourself.

[Tisket]

Wait, Lib is 26 and has a PHD?

I really think Tabor should explain how he accomplished this feat. Seriously, I'm looking for some way to inspire my own children. Start with when you graduated high school and what kind of workload you must have endured. Just think of the guidance and motivation you could impart by sharing your methods. You have it within your power to influence them away from a life of welfare. Think of the children, man.

[NocturnalRob]

I really think Tabor should explain how he accomplished this feat.
http://tuiu.edu/

[Delias]

It's okay. I looked at your pictures. I completely understand the circumstances now.

You don't need to wed, anyway. Your genetics need to stop with you and fate has agreed.

I feel compelled to point out that Rob seems to be a fairly cool guy except for his excessive use of shirt-collar.

Speaking as someone who has been married since I was 20, I feel I can say with some authority that waiting to get married, preferably until you are on your death bed, is the way to go.


Uh, I also think you're an entire box of tools. Just thought I should tack that on.

[Parkbandit]

I really think Tabor should explain how he accomplished this feat. Seriously, I'm looking for some way to inspire my own children. Start with when you graduated high school and what kind of workload you must have endured. Just think of the guidance and motivation you could impart by sharing your methods. You have it within your power to influence them away from a life of welfare. Think of the children, man.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Taboring-2.jpg

[Delias]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Taboring-2.jpg

this picture makes me want to smother him with my strong yet flabby arms.

[Asha]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Taboring-2.jpg

Repped sir.

[NocturnalRob]

except for his excessive use of shirt-collar.
I can't help it. I was born that way.

[Delias]

I can't help it. I was born that way.

When I was a kid, back in the ugly, ugly 80's, my sister used to dress me in slacks and force me to wear my collar popped. There are pictures of me dressed in a suit for my kindergarten class picture. I rebelled as soon as I was too big for her to throw me down the stairs, and never looked back. I like you well enough, Rob, but I am prejudiced against your collar.

[StrayRogue]

Ultra lolz.

As I said many moons ago, Tabor is a lying, cheating Klaivesque cockmongrel whom, had he been born in the dark ages, would have been stoned to death for being so utterly worthless to mankind.

I don't believe a word he says, am not surprised he ripped someone off, and couldn't give two fucks about his bumbling retard child as he/she is just evidence for the complete recessive nature of his DNA.

We're still waiting for your voter card, dickhead. You're several years overdue...

[RichardCranium]

I can't help it. I was born that way.

Just one more thing you and Lady Gaga have in common, amirite?

[NocturnalRob]

Just one more thing you and Lady Gaga have in common, amirite?
After some extensive research, I have unearthed the root of this comparison. A true zinger, sir.

[CrystalTears]

Ultra lolz.

As I said many moons ago, Tabor is a lying, cheating Klaivesque cockmongrel whom, had he been born in the dark ages, would have been stoned to death for being so utterly worthless to mankind.

I don't believe a word he says, am not surprised he ripped someone off, and couldn't give two fucks about his bumbling retard child as he/she is just evidence for the complete recessive nature of his DNA.

We're still waiting for your voter card, dickhead. You're several years overdue...
You're just jealous. We know you've been eyeing his man-made, naturally-made dick pool. Don't deny it.

[Latrinsorm]

Anticor fucks like thunder, wha? Hot.One sudden loud bang and it's over.

[Drew]

One sudden loud bang and it's over.

And the dog is cowering in the corner.

[Delias]

One sudden loud bang and it's over.

I know it startled me, the first time.

uh...wait...what?

[TheEschaton]

Ultra lolz.

As I said many moons ago, Tabor is a lying, cheating Klaivesque cockmongrel whom, had he been born in the dark ages, would have been stoned to death for being so utterly worthless to mankind.

I don't believe a word he says, am not surprised he ripped someone off, and couldn't give two fucks about his bumbling retard child as he/she is just evidence for the complete recessive nature of his DNA.

We're still waiting for your voter card, dickhead. You're several years overdue...

You're probably a rapist in real life, you know that, right?

[NocturnalRob]

And the dog is cowering in the corner.
That's cool though, you know, because it's YOUR dog.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I wonder what Tabor's peers (assuming he is indeed a true doctor) think of his racism. Tabor Wilson in Indiana right?

[g++]

God I completely forgot road trip existed. I think Im going to spend several weeks in the fetal position rocking back and forth and contemplating if there was a god would he create Tom Green.

[CrystalTears]

That's cool though, you know, because it's YOUR dog.
:lol: Yeah we get it.

[g++]

The funny thing about Bristol is it seems like everyone has a dick lake.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Bristol+Indiana&aq=&sll=37.160317,-95.712891&sspn=43.406551,74.179688&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bristol,+Elkhart,+Indiana&ll=41.618264,-85.792073&spn=0.001257,0.002264&t=h&z=19

[CrystalTears]

I could show you my hospital ID tag, my stethoscope, my degrees.For the worms and the grasshoppers? Didn't you major in entomology?

[Showal]

http://health-information.advanceweb.com/SharedResources/Images/recurring_icons/HI/SayWhat1_225x.jpg I saw a rather funny History in an X-ray report. Take note this patient's age. She did the late Michael Jackson proud.
"History: Fell backwards while trying to do the moonwalk. Complains of pain in the left forearm in a 68-year-old female."
Tabor Wilson
La Porte, IN

[Nieninque]

I wonder what Tabor's peers (assuming he is indeed a true doctor) think of his racism. Tabor Wilson in Indiana right?
Tabor Wilson

Add as Friend (http://www.facebook.com/ajax/profile/connect.php?profile_id=13705557&rel_dialog=1&src=fbx_top_bar&ref=%2Ftyrel.wilson)
Studied Entomology at Purdue University (http://www.facebook.com/PurdueUniversity)


University
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/188124_100526673914_5107953_q.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/PurdueUniversity)Purdue University (http://www.facebook.com/PurdueUniversity)
School year 2007 · Entomology




Secondary school
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/static-ak/rsrc.php/v1/yy/r/v8doHqXa0TN.png (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Concord-Community-High-School/110704715621248)Concord Community High School (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Concord-Community-High-School/110704715621248)
School year 2003

[Drew]

The funny thing about Bristol is it seems like everyone has a dick lake.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Bristol+Indiana&aq=&sll=37.160317,-95.712891&sspn=43.406551,74.179688&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bristol,+Elkhart,+Indiana&ll=41.618264,-85.792073&spn=0.001257,0.002264&t=h&z=19


It's my lake in a box!

[Showal]

He's quite an unpublished phd.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The funny thing about Bristol is it seems like everyone has a dick lake.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Bristol+Indiana&aq=&sll=37.160317,-95.712891&sspn=43.406551,74.179688&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bristol,+Elkhart,+Indiana&ll=41.618264,-85.792073&spn=0.001257,0.002264&t=h&z=19

What about Elkhart? Lafayette? La Porte?

I wonder what Tyrel, James, and Elizabeth are up too.

[pabstblueribbon]

For the worms and the grasshoppers? Didn't you major in entomology?

Its a really really really small stethoscope.

[NocturnalRob]

I currently live in West Lafayette. Not Lafayette. The pond isn't that hard to find, considering I'm in relative walking distance from the main campus at Purdue.
You live in Indiana. Go fuck yourself.

[Warriorbird]

This was originally meant for somebody else but the awesome needed to come out.

EDIT:

Sleuth2 11:11 am
OKAY!
I have news for you.

otherPCposter 11:11 am
!

Sleuth2 11:11 am
How popular do you want to be on the PC?
SAY LOTS.

otherPCposter 11:11 am
lots

Sleuth2 11:11 am
So I did some sleuthing on Tabor.

otherPCposter 11:11 am
oh lordie

Sleuth2 11:12 am
With Sr. Sleuth1
1) His house is actually not his house.
It's owned by his parents.

otherPCposter 11:12 am
...
bahaha

Sleuth2 11:13 am
Proof: Spokeo.

otherPCposter 11:13 am
spokeo?

Sleuth2 11:13 am
The address is 2495 E 450 S, La Porte, IN 46350.
Or you can Google Earth it at:
41.541915,-86.649304
Also, he claims to work at the same hospital where his wife works.
However...
http://www.iuhealthlaporte.org/physicians/index.cfm

Sleuth2 11:15 am
You'll notice only one named "Wilson" and it's not Tabor.

Sleuth2 11:18 am
See.
Sleuth1 requests that you post this, as well.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la...uah4o1_400.jpg

Sleuth2 11:25 am
WE ARE FUCKING GENIUSES and you should appreciate it, otherPCposter's firstname.

otherPCposter 11:26 am
holy shit thats hilarious

otherPCposter 11:29 am
how do you know the parents own the house?

Sleuth2 11:31 am
Spokeo lists the owners, and their child as Tabor Wilson.
He's not the registered property owner.

otherPCposter 11:41 am
unforunately, i have to run to work

Sleuth2 11:45 am
Aw.

otherPCposter 11:48 am
i'll do it tonight

[Showal]

You live in Indiana. Go fuck yourself.

You're past 25, un-wed, and living in an apartment in UWS NYC. You're jealous and probably a rapist in real life.

[NocturnalRob]

You're past 25, un-wed, and living in an apartment in UWS NYC. You're jealous and probably a rapist in real life.
Your face is a shit-ridden taint!

[Warriorbird]

Stop flirting and note the update, gentlemen.

[Keller]

Kids in my high school used to pretend to be doctors, Irish voters, property owners all the time. It was no big deal.

[NocturnalRob]

Holy shit. I <3 you.


This was originally meant for somebody else but the awesome needed to come out.

EDIT:

Sleuth2 11:11 am
OKAY!
I have news for you.

otherPCposter 11:11 am
!

Sleuth2 11:11 am
How popular do you want to be on the PC?
SAY LOTS.

otherPCposter 11:11 am
lots

Sleuth2 11:11 am
So I did some sleuthing on Tabor.

otherPCposter 11:11 am
oh lordie

Sleuth2 11:12 am
With Sr. Sleuth1
1) His house is actually not his house.
It's owned by his parents.

otherPCposter 11:12 am
...
bahaha

Sleuth2 11:13 am
Proof: Spokeo.

otherPCposter 11:13 am
spokeo?

Sleuth2 11:13 am
The address is 2495 E 450 S, La Porte, IN 46350.
Or you can Google Earth it at:
41.541915,-86.649304
Also, he claims to work at the same hospital where his wife works.
However...
http://www.iuhealthlaporte.org/physicians/index.cfm

Sleuth2 11:15 am
You'll notice only one named "Wilson" and it's not Tabor.

Sleuth2 11:18 am
See.
Sleuth1 requests that you post this, as well.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagzf9t8uM1qbuah4o1_400.jpg

Sleuth2 11:25 am
WE ARE FUCKING GENIUSES and you should appreciate it, otherPCposter's firstname.

otherPCposter 11:26 am
holy shit thats hilarious

otherPCposter 11:29 am
how do you know the parents own the house?

Sleuth2 11:31 am
Spokeo lists the owners, and their child as Tabor Wilson.
He's not the registered property owner.

otherPCposter 11:41 am
unforunately, i have to run to work

Sleuth2 11:45 am
Aw.

otherPCposter 11:48 am
i'll do it tonight

[Asha]

Don't fuck with Sleuth2 obviously!

[NocturnalRob]

WHERE'S THE LAKE?!?!

[Keller]

WHERE'S THE LAKE?!?!

It was naturally man made after google took that picture.

You can see the algae forming in the above-ground pool, though. Perhaps it was a bug experiment?

[CrystalTears]

Yeah he's probably the janitor staring at the bugs he sweeps up for "research".

[Nieninque]

LOL

[Keller]

In all seriousness, his house isn't on E 450 S. But you can easily find the property by putting that address into google.

[Keller]

Although, it would be humorous if that were his address because (i) the house, including the 2 acres it sits on, are for sale, and (ii) the monthly payment would be less than $500, or 1/4 of what Rob pays for his "I'm going nowhere with my life" apartment on the UWS.

[NocturnalRob]

All right, I concede. That was my in-laws property and house.

I am still in college working on my P.H.D. in Entomology.

Good sleuth work.
And?


what Rob pays for his "I'm going nowhere with my life" apartment on the UWS.
SULLIED!

[Liberi Fatali]

And?

And I'm sorry for being a racist douchebag and for sullying the names of no one but myself.

i r disgrace.

[NocturnalRob]

And I'm sorry for being a racist douchebag and for sullying the names of no one but myself.

i r disgrace.
There we go.

[Drew]

All right, I concede. That was my in-laws property and house.

I am still in college working on my P.H.D. in Entomology.

Good sleuth work.


Deny until you fry buddy. You should have gone down on this ship.

[pabstblueribbon]

Pwn.

[Drew]

Also can we print out and mail this thread to his in-laws?

[AnticorRifling]

I still didn't get an "I'm Sorry".

[NocturnalRob]

Also can we print out and mail this thread to his in-laws?
Way ahead of you.

[Keller]

And I'm sorry for being a racist douchebag and for sullying the names of no one but myself.

i r disgrace.

Graceful in defeat.

[NocturnalRob]

I still didn't get an "I'm Sorry".
And you won't until you accept the American English style, you son of a bitch.

[AnticorRifling]

You "Don't know me!"!"!

[NocturnalRob]

You "Don't know me!"!"!
And I never will unless you open up. Learn to trust again!

[WRoss]

So, I used to have a teacher who claimed he was a MD and PHD. He was neither. We discovered he got kicked out of med school for stealing some pills or something. Anyways, someone did the research and notified the AMA. They went after his ass because apparently this wasn't the first time he had done this. Tabor, quit pretending you are a doctor if you aren't.

[Asha]

Also can we print out and mail this thread to his in-laws?

Fuuuck. So very badly pwned!

[diethx]

I still didn't get an "I'm Sorry".

Pretty sure he gave an "I'm sorry" to everyone just a couple posts above. You included.

[CrystalTears]

Carly: He's Pre-med at Illinois.
Shawn: Then why do you call yourself doctor?
Dr. Rick: Why put off the inevitable?

Dr. Rick: You should get that mole checked out. I'd do it myself, but I don't have my bag on me.
Shawn: Your book bag?

[AnticorRifling]

Pretty sure he gave an "I'm sorry" to everyone just a couple posts above. You included.

Fuck that noise I want him to create an "I'm sorry I was a douchebag and Anticor was right" thread and the first post should contain the words "I'm sorry Anticor" and nothing else.

[Parkbandit]

I'm sorry, Anticor. I should have just let your initial comment slide. I thought for sure I had never scammed anyone -- I was not expecting this particular incident (the G++ one) to pop up, as I truly did not recall it being a scam. I can see how he thought it was, however.

So, to recap:

1) Not your property.
2) Not a doctor.
3) No refund sent.
4) Don't make 5x what everyone else here makes.
5) Never had a voter registration card in Ireland.
6) Anticor couldn't possibly sully your name more than you have.
7) The Friday entertainment that you promised us will not be happening.
8) That pond couldn't possibly be man made AND natural made at the same time.

Did I miss anything?

[NocturnalRob]

So, to recap:

1) Not your property.
2) Not a doctor.
3) No refund sent.
4) Don't make 5x what everyone else here makes.
5) Never had a voter registration card in Ireland.
6) Anticor couldn't possibly sully your name more than you have.
7) The Friday entertainment that you promised us will not be happening.
8) That pond couldn't possibly be man made AND natural made at the same time.

Did I miss anything?
No one is jealous.

[AnticorRifling]

He's not sorry for the name calling, the wishing me to die, or giving me a false diagnosis. I think he's trying to sneak out of it!!!!!one1

[Keller]

http://images.juniorslayouts.com/picture/1/p/porky_pig_thats_all_folks-3925.jpg

[Liberi Fatali]

He's not sorry for the name calling, the wishing me to die, or giving me a false diagnosis. I think he's trying to sneak out of it!!!!!one1

Truly, I am.

[AnticorRifling]

I would say he probably did live in Ireland.

Don't send g++ the money he will just go downstairs to Wal-Mart and buy beer and smokes and then come back like 10 hours later and get on vent calling us all names.

[Keller]

No one is jealous.

His wife is relatively cute.

[AnticorRifling]

Truly, I am.

I may actually kill myself over this thread. Be sure to check the newspapers.

I can't. I'm too fat to read.

[Parkbandit]

I am trying to find the money to refund G++. I don't even have a job. I'm a student.

I did live in Ireland for 4 years, though, but it was a special study abroad program in high school.

If you are going to be honest... just be honest. We both know that refunding G++ the money is the furthest thing on your mind currently.

So, what else would you like to come clean on? This is a safe place....

[Keller]

Truly, I am.

I may actually kill myself over this thread. Be sure to check the newspapers.

Thunderfuck and the cock-hungry bitch will have to account for themselves on a 60 Minutes special about cyber bullying.

[AnticorRifling]

Thunderfuck and the cock-hungry bitch will have to account for themselves on a 60 Minutes special about cyber bullying.

Posting the truth and then being called names isn't being bullied sir. QUIT THE SULLYING!

[NocturnalRob]

His wife is relatively cute.
I stand by my original statement until pictures are posted that prove otherwise.

[Keller]

I stand by my original statement until pictures are posted that prove otherwise.

He has posted them. You'll have to take my word for it, because I am not digging them up.

[Axhinde]

What boggles my mind is this thread getting to be 52 pages long! You mean to tell me this guy leaves for 4 months, cries, and we get this?



I love it.

[AnticorRifling]

He has posted them. You'll have to take my word for it, because I am not digging them up.

Yup, pretty much that. Although the best was SotT calling her fat when she was like 7months preggo with child number 1.

[NocturnalRob]

I am not digging them up.
So Tabor can dig a cock pond, and you won't dig up a couple photos!?? This is some mickey mouse bullsquash!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I can honestly say, I've not seen someone's lie so soundly refuted as in this thread. Tabor is like Mark Whitacre from The Informant.

[Solkern]

Ok, WTF??
It's 1:22 AM on Friday, where the fuck are the racists, and other comebacks!??

Better not disappoint!


Got this rep
You should probably kill yourself. Just a thought. -- NTR.

Who the fuck is NTR?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Also, he lives next door to a cemetary?

[Stanley Burrell]

This thread has given me great wisdom: I should not have the means to make (or more like draw) bodies of water. I don't even think there are laws for -- yeah.

Everybody else, high five.

[NocturnalRob]

His wife is relatively cute.
False.

[Keller]

Apparently you don't know what "relatively" means.

[NocturnalRob]

Apparently you don't know what "relatively" means.
I do. Do you?

WELL?!? DO YOU!?!??!

[Tgo01]

Remember Rob has a super model girlfriend.

[Showal]

Ok, WTF??
It's 1:22 AM on Friday, where the fuck are the racists, and other comebacks!??

Better not disappoint!


Got this rep
You should probably kill yourself. Just a thought. -- NTR.

Who the fuck is NTR?

I got the same rep.

[NocturnalRob]

Remember Rob has a super model girlfriend.
Too bad I'm not married. Clearly I have failed. Maybe I should move to Indiana.

[Keller]

Too bad I'm not married. Clearly I have failed. Maybe I should move to Indiana.

As long as you can distinguish Indiana from Indianapolis, we're cool.

[Tgo01]

Too bad I'm not married. Clearly I have failed. Maybe I should move to Indiana.

Your penis will never be as big as my pond.

[Parkbandit]

Remember Rob has a super model girlfriend.

Everyone does...


on the Internet....

[Stry]

And I'm sorry for being a racist douchebag and for sullying the names of no one but myself.

i r disgrace.

I'm just sad the penis pond isn't really yours... er... wait.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah, whatever. I won't post it then. Just as I figured. Even if I posted everything that shows what I say is truth, there's always jealous fucktards like you to oppose it.

Good show.

In light of Tabor coming "clean"... it makes posts like this one even more hilarious.

[Stry]

The best part about this orgy of entertainment is that he started it by FREAKING THE THUNDERFUCK OUT at Anticor for a post nobody even remembered.

Win.

[Keller]

The best part about this orgy of entertainment is that he started it by FREAKING THE THUNDERFUCK OUT at Anticor for a post nobody even remembered.

Win.

Ya. If you re-read the beginning of this thread, people were even trying to calm him down to prevent a meltdown thread.

Some people cannot be saved from themselves.

[g++]

Don't send g++ the money he will just go downstairs to Wal-Mart and buy beer and smokes and then come back like 10 hours later and get on vent calling us all names.

Well maybe you should dps harder. Just saying its not entirely my fault when you guys suck so much.

[Drew]

Picture or link to pic of said wife please.

[Keller]

Picture or link to pic of said wife please.

Rob had posted it, but then edited his post.

[EasternBrand]

Remember Rob has a super model girlfriend.

Yeah, but living in a studio above a Popeye's on 137th street isn't exactly a penthouse apartment on the UWS, either. I'm just suspicious of everyone's stories now. Nachos probably isn't even a real pedophile.

[Drew]

I blame the DMCA.

[Tgo01]

Yeah, but living in a studio above a Popeye's on 137th street isn't exactly a penthouse apartment on the UWS, either. I'm just suspicious of everyone's stories now. Nachos probably isn't even a real pedophile.

Lets not go crazy now.

[Stry]

Obviously there were some catch phrases born here that won't die for a while. I'm bored and feel the need to recap.

1- Penis pond
2- Thunderfuck
3- I been done Sullied!
4 - Mickey Mouse Bullsquash
5 - cock-hungry bitch (actually a compliment it turns out)

I think I'm missing a few...

[TheEschaton]

I think shit-stained taint for a face might have a vogue.

[Showal]

I think shit-stained taint for a face might have a vogue.

Just so happens that is synonymous with showal.

[NocturnalRob]

Picture or link to pic of said wife please.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1019823&postcount=17481

[NocturnalRob]

Yeah, but living in a studio above a Popeye's on 137th street isn't exactly a penthouse apartment on the UWS, either.
That's exactly what a penthouse apartment on the UWS is like. And it always smells awesome.

[diethx]

Pics of the inside of said penthouse apt plz.

[EasternBrand]

Pics of the inside of said penthouse apt plz.

http://www.thetinylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ny3.jpg

[Asha]

No getting laid there then.

[diethx]

http://www.thetinylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ny3.jpg

Damn Rob, you need a haircut.

[EasternBrand]

Damn Rob, you need a haircut.

She's a supermodel.

[diethx]

Supermodel + doctor + penthouse = winning.

[Stry]

Ah, found another one.

-Using the threat of sending people used Foley catheters.

It's all the rage these days.