Dear Math Wizards of the PC

[Tisket]

I need some mathematical assistance but it's not a typical math equation I need solved. Instead I will supply a number and I need you to please supply a complicated equation to reach that number. The more complicated the equation the better.

The answer is: 30

This will be going on a birthday party banner for a math geek coworker.

Thanks very much!

[NocturnalRob]

I need some mathematical assistance but it's not a typical math equation I need solved. Instead I will supply a number and I need you to please supply a complicated equation to reach that number. The more complicated the equation the better.

The answer is: 30

This will be going on a birthday party banner for a math geek coworker.

Thanks very much!
Male or female coworker?

[Tisket]

Male

edit to add faux outrage at NR's sexism.

[phantasm]

00110000010000010101000001010000010110010010000000 11001100110000

[Bobmuhthol]

lol you wrote 0APPY 30

[Asha]

48 41 50 50 59 20 33 30!

[Cephalopod]

I can't be bothered with something like this. XKCD tells me so.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/number_line.png

[Latrinsorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/tisketbreastssssssss.jpg

[Asha]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/tisketbreastssssssss.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/tisketbreastssssssss.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Everyone knows that every continuous function can be represented as a sum of sines and cosines, and if Tisket's breasts don't pass your "vertical line test" then I don't know what to tell you.

Also, :titter:

[SpiffyJr]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/tisketbreastssssssss.jpg

That took me way too long with too much Google. I'm ashamed to even have an engineering degree... seems like I've forgotten everything I ever took in class. I always sucked at trig formulas.

[Tisket]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/tisketbreastssssssss.jpg

I am using this one because it will be easy to fit on the banner.

I'm taking your word for it that the solution is actually 30 and not some numerical translation for "I like anal" or something similar.

Just remember that I have your address.

[RichardCranium]

I'm taking your word for it that the solution is actually 30 and not some numerical translation for "I like anal" or something similar.

Be cool, I told you your secret is safe with me.

[SpiffyJr]

I am using this one because it will be easy to fit on the banner.

I'm taking your word for it that the solution is actually 30 and not some numerical translation for "I like anal" or something similar.

Just remember that I have your address.

It's 5 * 6 = 30. It's right.

[Latrinsorm]

I am using this one because it will be easy to fit on the banner.

I'm taking your word for it that the solution is actually 30 and not some numerical translation for "I like anal" or something similar.

Just remember that I have your address.:tumble:

[SpiffyJr]

:tumble:

You're like the king dick of math and formulas with Gemstone. What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?

[4a6c1]

Nothing interesting ends in 30.

[Latrinsorm]

You're like the king dick of math and formulas with Gemstone. What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?lol, thanks! Tech support. One of these days a job application of mine is going to be accepted somewhere, though, and I'll actually put this training to use.

[SpiffyJr]

I hate tech support because I hate people. People are dumb. You have huge nutolas for handling that shit.

[Stretch]

Old = 30

[4a6c1]

Old = 30

You're a bad person.

[NocturnalRob]

You're a bad person.
He can't help it. He's Asian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtZMOi2AtI

[TheEschaton]

Hey now, aren't you 30 yet?

[NocturnalRob]

Hey now, aren't you 30 yet?
Yes. But I'm not Asian.

I'LL BE SEEING YOU IN A COUPLE WEEKS!!

[TheEschaton]

Yeah, I know. :/

[Rinualdo]

Any equation for Tisket that doesn't involve "afro cunt" is invalid.