Rivahe Wants YOUR Nuts Too!

[Kenn]

So I was wandering around doing my normal errands: buying pure potions, buying healing potions and what not. Then this female bard approaches me wanting to have relations. I had nothing better to do at the time, so after a little RP, I said sure.

Warning: this post is rather long.

Here's some little snipets, edited of course, to protect the innocent:

(Dumb Slut lifts herself up straddling you at the hips, she presses down slightly arrousing you. She runs her hand down your chest, reaching up under herself she squeezing your harding ***.)

Right there, I should have known the poor spelling meant bad things, but like I said, I had nothing better to do.

(Crazy Wench loosens your trousers attempting to pull them off you.)

act deftly flicks the buckle of his belt loose, loosening his trousers.
(Super Cool Guy deftly flicks the buckle of his belt loose, loosening his trousers.)

remove belt
You remove a wide leaf embossed belt from around your waist.

remove trous
You pull some trousers off your legs.

(Scary Lady rips and tears at your over coat leaning down against your chest.)

Eager little beaver...

(She-Thing she slowly pushes herself into you, slowly inching your **** into herself. Her head rocking back her eyes closed.)

tone quiet
Your tone is now quiet.

act tenses up slightly, gripping your thighs tightly.
(Super Cool Guy tenses up slightly, gripping your thighs tightly.)

Right about now is when I started looking away from the screen to play my PSP and eat the rest of my Subway.


(Gutter Broad places one hand atop your head, she thrust hard into you giving a moan. She slowly pulls herself up.)

Wait wait wait... was I just penetrated? Anyway, it went on and on like that, I would look up occasionally from my PSP or sandwich to enter something. Now some of you may ask why I didn't just leave the game, I don't know to be honest.

"::Whore So how was your first Super Cool Guy?
Speaking quietly in Elven to the Whore, you ask, "So how was your first Super Cool Guy?"

(Prostitute rolls over to lay beside you, moving her head to meet yours.)

Slut stretches one arm along her side and props up her head with the other hand.

Scary Bitch kisses you deeply.

Speaking tenderly in Elven, the Chick says, "Awesome."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, the Chick says, "Second time I let the other take hold of me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, the Chick says, "Thats usually when I have the chance to dilly myself."

At this point, she started talking... at great length.

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "So friend."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "You know what really if a bummer."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Is that I have only had one guy totally seduce me to this point."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "There arn't many."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "In your encounter."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Encounters."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore asks, "How many seduced you?"
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Into this."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well how many."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Willingly came into you."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I was into seducing two womens today."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Both elf."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And was turned down twice."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "One I got extremly close too."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "In Landing."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She was confused at first."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "When I straddled atop her."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And removed my bodice."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She was overwhelmed thats all."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well I started to get into it."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Man really getting into it."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And then she just."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Poof."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Gone."

"Left?
Speaking clearly in Elven, you ask, "Left?"

After finishing my sandwich and finishing playing around with my PSP, I started talking to a good friend of mine on AIM.

Im Kenn: Man, Talbain is so fucking cool.
Im Kenn: Yeah, Rivahe is the worst whore ever.
MattIchiban: lol
Im Kenn: I was playing PSP and I looked up every once in a while to type moan.
MattIchiban: LOL
MattIchiban: you'd damn well better post that on PC
MattIchiban: because it will be hi-larious

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Yea."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I usually give the others a hard time to react."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "When I am in control."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "They basicly lay there under my wraith."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Cmon silent one, tell me something."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I was once extremly drunk in my friends house this once."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She invited this guy in."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I passed out from drinking."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Then man they started getting into me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "That was an experience I will not forget."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Go ahead."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Tell me of an adventure."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Something that sticks out into your mind."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Something you will never forget."

MattIchiban: ...WTF
Im Kenn: She's TALKING.
Im Kenn: I should hide and leave.
MattIchiban: did she just tell you she was raped?

whisper Whore Is this out of character or in character?
You quietly whisper to Dumb Whore, "Is this out of character or in character?"

Dumb Whore whispers, ":P i whisper if out of character ."

MattIchiban: ...
MattIchiban: nice trick, liar
MattIchiban: she so just didn't want to look bad

"An adventure you say?
Speaking clearly in Elven, you ask, "An adventure you say?"

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "You can hear quite well."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Yes an adventure."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "An adventure."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And event."
Dumb Whore turns an inquisitive ear towards you.

"I'm wanted in Landing for a couple murders actually.
Speaking clearly in Elven, you say, "I'm wanted in Landing for a couple murders actually."

"That's one of the reasons I moved back up here.
Speaking clearly in Elven, you say, "That's one of the reasons I moved back up here."

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "You have no idea what is back in Landing for me."

"I do so detest being arrested.
Speaking clearly in Elven, you say, "I do so detest being arrested."

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore asks, "Want me to tell you a story?"
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I once had a love named Saurven."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He always was there for me first, always."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "If I had just awoke."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He was there waiting."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "We did everything together."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Then one day I met another dark elf."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Seduced me, I laid with him."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Cheated on Saurven."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Worried I went to friends for help."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "One of them happend to be Kysen."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And aletoi, queer in everyway."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "If only I had known not to go to him."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well I told him all about it."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Hoping he could help."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He promises me his secrecy."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "That night later."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I asked him out for some drinks."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He accused me aloud, that I am shallow and naive."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "That I am worthless, cheating slut."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I slept him."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And beheaded him."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Literally."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I went on into the stocks."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Where he came back and yelled the same thing."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Later the day I awoke."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Saurven approached me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He wanted to speak in private so I went."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He was furious and pissed."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Told me to never come around him ever again."

cman smast
You focus your mind on the shadows and gird your body for stealth.

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I cried, he told me never to touch Kysen, Ilsiea or Windleaf."

hide
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

SHE KEEPS TALKING.

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Which windleaf is Kysen fiance."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Ilsiea is a worried little girl."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Not knowing when to stop being peace maker."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well I was pissed that Kysen broke his word."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Hidding like a rat, with the rats, I hunted him down."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore asks, "Guess where I found him?"
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Hiding with the rats, Landings catacombs, with me I had a half-krolvin."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Mearly watching the show."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I killed kysen."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Then in pure hatred."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I killed windlead."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Windleaf."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Then there daughter sat."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She casted at me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "A fogger came in."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Fogged kysen and windleaf out."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I slaughterd there daughter."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And let the rats feed of her corpse."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Culghuun told me that was the bloodiest blood feast he had ever seen."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore asks, "You know what I killed him right?"
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He broke his filthy word."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "You listen like you have rolton shit in your ears."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "You should have known I hunted him."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Only cause he broke his word."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well before all this Saurven told me he would kill me if I had killed kysen."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He didn't have the guts to kill me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Instead Foxs and I, talked to Kysen."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She negotiated a deal."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Telling him to just drop it, completely."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And she will not kill you again."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "So I went on my way."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "A day later."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I just get back from a hunt with Foxs."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She goes to the east tower to get some boxes open."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I go down to the empaths to get healed."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "As I ask for a heal."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Kysen screams, DO NOT HEAL HER."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Then speaks in guild speak."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I was fucking furious."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I was so pissed off."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He black listed me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He lied again, betrayed his worthless word."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I went to Foxs."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Where she prepaired me."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I had taking her to the herblast."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "You will se."
Dumb Whore touches one finger to her lips.
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well guess who we saw there."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Kysen, was there buying shit."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I pulled out a vial."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "And threw it at him."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "He burned to death."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Right before my feet."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore exclaims, "Foxs told me to hide hide!"
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Before someone came, or worse I was arrested."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Well I hid, we saw Saurven and Ilsiea come in."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Bam Foxs jumped Foxs."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Dead at her feet."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "BAM Ilsiea dead at her feet."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "No she jumped Saurven."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Oops."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Foxs jumped Saurven."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Dead."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "Dead."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "3 dead again."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "I ran out."
Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore says, "She told me to get to her house."

Finally I decided to just get my wizard and knock on the door.

A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.

After finally unlatching and opening the door, a GM popped in to reply to a request she had made. Freedom!

Suddenly, there is a puff of smoke and a blinding flash of light as Emeradan arrives to answer Dumb Whore's referral.
Emeradan nods to Dumb Whore in greeting.

Dumb Whore smiles at Emeradan.

nod eme
You nod to Emeradan.

Speaking tenderly in Elven, Dumb Whore asks, "That was you?"

Dumb Whore tenderly asks, "That was you?"

Speak comYou are now speaking Common.

whisper emer She talks SO much.
You quietly whisper to Emeradan, "She talks SO much."

whisper emer And I'm not rude enough to just hide and sneak away.
You quietly whisper to Emeradan, "And I'm not rude enough to just hide and sneak away."

Dumb Whore whispers, "Damn that was him."
chuck
You chuckle.

whisper Whore Well I should head off to hunt.
You quietly whisper to Dumb Whore, "Well I should head off to hunt."

whisper Dumb Whore Good night, hope you can find your piccolo.
You quietly whisper to Dumb Whore, "Good night, hope you can find your piccolo."

Dumb Whore hugs you, and you wrap her in a warm embrace.

whisper eme Good luck, she's a nutcase.
You quietly whisper to Emeradan, "Good luck, she's a nutcase."

bow whore
You bow to Dumb Whore.

bow emer
You bow to Emeradan.

Lesson: GS sex isn't worth the exp lost from not hunting

[Asha]

I loved all the names you gave her.
Haven't finished reading it yet though.

::looked up occasionally to type 'moan'::
Hehe

The transition was the funniest part:

(Crazy Wench loosens your trousers attempting to pull them off you.)

act deftly flicks the buckle of his belt loose, loosening his trousers.
(Super Cool Guy deftly flicks the buckle of his belt loose, loosening his trousers.)

[Kainen]

Thats what you get for cybering :lol:

Oh and you weren't so smart for sitting there and listening to her :D

[Edited on 5-30-2005 by Kainen]

[Sean of the Thread]

"Finally I decided to just get my wizard and knock on the door.

A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door.
A sharp knocking sound emanates from a heavy black ash door....."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
BTW that chick was really Emeradan's alt and she/he wanted a foursome once your wizard came into play.

[SayGoodbye]

:lol: That was great, the different names had me actually laughing enough to get my brother asking me what the hell was so funny.

Then HE was laughing.

Cyber logs are so much funnier this way.

[War Angel]

Wow ....

I don't know what the scariest part of that whole encounter is:

A: That person playing that character can't remember if they are male or female during the encounter.

OR

B. That they felt the need to share their life story with an unresponsive hidden person.

[Sean of the Thread]

OOC]-You: "(Super Cool Guy tenses up slightly, gripping your thighs tightly.) "
[OOC]-Anathemus: "Xyelin, that's really more than enough."
[OOC]-Alixi: "Ugh."

[Jolena]

Oddly enough, she and Foxs have the same speaking style. They both.
Talk like.
This.
You know?
Heh.

[ElanthianSiren]

Wow, I thought mindless (bad) cyber sex with strangers was a thing of chatroom RP. Well done.

-Melissa

[Kenn]

Man, I'm Super Cool. Lol.

Btw, I do that door knocking thing while invisible a lot. It's quite amusing to catch people doing the nasty, cough or sneeze, unlatch the door and run out. Oh man they freak out.

[peam]

Originally posted by Jolena
Oddly enough, she and Foxs have the same speaking style. They both.
Talk like.
This.
You know?
Heh.

Rivahe is Foxs.

[Jolena]

:lol2:

[4a6c1]

:scared:

RedElement12: OMG!
BreeLv2: what what what?!
RedElement12: have you read that log the new guy posted. the cyber log?
RedElement12: it sounds like XXXXX!!!
RedElement12: bad english
BreeLv2: yes lol
BreeLv2: I thought that too
RedElement12: :-O
BreeLv2: and she talks in the same speech patterns as Foxs but her mispelling and formating of sentances is a LOT like XXXX
RedElement12: see now i dont know what is freaking me out more....that XXXXX does that or that XXXXX dosnt know if hes a woman or a man
RedElement12: .....
BreeLv2: lol
BreeLv2: first thing I thought was "Foxs" because she does that speech pattern
RedElement12: heh
BreeLv2: but then as I was reading it looked like XXXXX because of how he formats his sentances and his mispelling
RedElement12: yeah it was the sentence structure that made me wonder
RedElement12: ok....so i just wanted to make sure it wasnt just me thinking this
RedElement12: haha
BreeLv2: nope I thought it too about halfway into the log
BreeLv2: and you know what? Whoever it was SUCKS ASS at sex in a text based game which in itself is funny. I mean come ON, if you can't do sex right in a text based game then seriously, go kill yourself (nonfatally)
RedElement12: rofl
RedElement12: hahahaha
BreeLv2: or at the very least do all of us a favor and don't procreate
RedElement12: or even make text babies for that matter
BreeLv2: dofl
BreeLv2: HAHAHAHA

[Edited on 5-30-2005 by JihnasSpirit]

[peam]

You don't have to wish death non-fatally on people, when you're on AIM. :P

[Jolena]

I didn't! I said it without the nonfatally and she just added it in :lol: Damned TOS it's confuzzlin!

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by peam
You don't have to wish death non-fatally on people, when you're on AIM. :P

Convo filtered for the suicide friendly population of PC. ;)

[Jolena]

:lol:

[Itachi]

[quote] RedElement12: see now i dont know what is freaking me out more....that XXXXX does that or that XXXXX dosnt know if hes a woman or a man [quote]

HAHA Kenn sucks for you.....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/Sasuke916/hellno.bmp

:lol:

[Kenn]

That picture is fucking classic. I should buy it. Lol.

[Divinity]

Ok, I just snort-laughed twice over. Thanks man, I needed that.

You would THINK that she would do a LOOK and see that you weren't there. What a psycho.

[Stunseed]

Also here: Lord Culghuun, Rivahe

Coincidence? I think not.

[Shari]

Oh it hurts...my face hurts.

I think I peed a little too. :(