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Kuyuk
05-11-2004, 01:25 PM
This morning I killed Capone, he attacked me twice and tried to cast at me in the park, wasnt happenin, and then said some stupid shit, so I killed him.

He gets his other char Nostradomus or something to offer 200k on my head. I promptly end that, but he logs out before my garrote can kill him. I report and the GM says they're watching.

I see Nostradwhatever with Capone, and Tell the GM I'm gonna hack Nostrafag a new asshole for leaving the lands while in a conflict. They say no, we're watching. I dont, I go hunting.

About 20 minutes later, I'm resting on the glatoph arch, and in comes Evilhalf.

Evilhalf just arrived.
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Evilhalf gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
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Evilhalf gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! You manage to jump out of the way!
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Evilhalf gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
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Evilhalf gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! You manage to jump out of the way!
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Evilhalf gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
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Evilhalf gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! You manage to jump out of the way!
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Evilhalf gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
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Garthock laughs!
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Evilhalf gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! You manage to jump out of the way!
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Evilhalf gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
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Evilhalf gestures at you.
The spell misfires!

Evilhalf swings a pointed pelting knife at you!
AS: +309 vs DS: +138 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +80 = +260
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Attack hits your throat but doesn't break the skin.
Close!
>stow ri

Then he magically leaves the land once I wake up.

I was like wtf, who the hell is this?

About 2 minutes later, Larstone comes in.

I know he's gonna attack me, he searches me out and points twice, and hides, so I report.

The voice of Larstone asks, "Why did you kill capone?"
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Rivalyn just appeared.
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
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I am told the GM will be right with me.

While this is going on, Larstone does this:

Larstone leaps from hiding to attack!
Larstone swings a short hafted vultite spiked mace at Hakwea!
AS: +315 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +86 = +202
... and hits for 78 points of damage!
Awesome shot collapses a lung!

* Hakwea drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Hakwea.
The bright luminescence fades from around Hakwea.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Hakwea's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Hakwea.
The powerful look leaves Hakwea.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Hakwea.
The air calms down around Hakwea.
The deep blue glow leaves Hakwea.
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* Hakwea just bit the dust!
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Larstone asks, "What?"
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Garthock applauds.
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The voice of Larstone asks, "What did you say?"
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Larstone just disappeared.



And he gets pulled into a lounge.

I get talked to, saying she's watching me and such, and I shouldnt attack them until they attack me, etc etc.

So I get put back, I go hunting again, come back and pick boxes, do it again, and I'm at the arch again.

Larstone arrives, and starts asking me why I killed capone, etc etc.

I told him to go ask Capone the same questions before he even asks me.

He tries to sweep me, and misses, and about 1 second later, he gets pulled again. Funny shit.

He comes back about a minute later, shakes my hand, and tells me I'm a good guy and we should hunt together.

I dont want this fuck hunting with me, and I tell him he cant keep up with me, and just as I'm about ready to leave, he joins my group. Bastard.

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[Glatoph, Glacier]
A strange whistling sound is carried on the wind, adding an eerie overtone to the howling. You cannot imagine what might make that sound, but whatever it is you hope it is not alive and hungry. You also see a frost giant, an arctic titan, a frost giant, a war hammer, some cuirbouilli leather and some full leather.
Obvious paths: northeast, east, south, northwest
>hide
The shrieking winds become suddenly violent. The temperature drops drastically, numbing your extremities in a heartbeat. You cannot see through the flying snow and ice, and it looks as though you may be in trouble!
Larstone stumbles out of hiding.
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Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
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A frost giant swings a war hammer at Larstone!
AS: +238 vs DS: +170 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +67 = +160
... and hits for 40 points of damage!
Internal organs bruised.
He is stunned!
HR>amb tit neck
A frost giant searches around nervously.
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a faenor-edged gold vultite handaxe at an arctic titan!
AS: +264 vs DS: +213 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +2 = +89
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
An arctic titan lifts its huge foot up and slams it into the ground shaking everything violently!
Larstone falls down!
R>
An arctic titan lumbers into view.
R>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
* Baalzamon is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
H>
Larstone stands up.
H>amb tit neck
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a faenor-edged gold vultite handaxe at an arctic titan!
AS: +264 vs DS: +213 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +11 = +98
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A frost giant mutters an incantation.
R>
An arctic titan swings a handaxe at Larstone!
Larstone blocks the attack with his buckler!
R>
An arctic titan gestures at you!
An arctic titan hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
AS: +185 vs DS: +257 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +87 = +54
A clean miss.
R>
A frost giant mutters an incantation.
R>
Larstone looks determined and focused.
Larstone whirls about, flailing wildly.
R>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
A frost giant points an icy finger at Larstone!
A frost giant hurls a freezing ball of pure cold at Larstone!
AS: +192 vs DS: +175 with AvD: +65 + d100 roll: +85 = +167
... and hits for 55 points of damage!
Strange how the cold can burn.
He is stunned!
The freezing ball of pure cold strikes Larstone, blossoming into a much larger sphere of frost upon impact.
... 15 points of damage!
Stiff blast of icy air to neck!
Rivalyn is forced into view!

A burst of frost from a frost giant's freezing ball of pure cold flies off and hits you!
... 15 points of damage!
Cold compresses will help the swelling of your left eye!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
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An arctic titan lifts its huge foot up and slams it into the ground shaking everything violently!
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An arctic titan gestures at Larstone!
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
An arctic titan's cast misses Larstone. Nothing more happens.
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A frost giant mutters an incantation.
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A frost giant points an icy finger at Larstone!
A frost giant hurls a freezing ball of pure cold at Larstone!
AS: +192 vs DS: +143 with AvD: +65 + d100 roll: +88 = +202
... and hits for 75 points of damage!
Freezing blast opens a gaping hole in Larstone's chest!

* Larstone drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Larstone.
The freezing ball of pure cold strikes Larstone, blossoming into a much larger sphere of frost upon impact.

A burst of frost from a frost giant's freezing ball of pure cold flies off and hits you!
... 10 points of damage!
A chilly blast strikes you in the chest, knocking you back a step.

The frost giant bellows with icy delight!

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* Larstone just bit the dust!
S>
A frost giant points an icy finger at you!
A frost giant hurls a freezing ball of pure cold at you!
AS: +195 vs DS: +232 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +44 = +46
A clean miss.
S>
The ghostly voice of Larstone says, "Ack."



You say, "I told ya you couldnt keep up with me."
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You grin.


SEND[Kyalia] Now is your turn to show your best side and get him some help :)

Bah. As I'm calling on the net for help, someone shows up.


I hate fuckin idiots. Now I just gotta track down Evilhalf and give him a necklace.


Kuyuk

Hulkein
05-11-2004, 01:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

FinisWolf
05-11-2004, 01:55 PM
Larstone attacked you, it was OOC for him to come back and shake your fucking hand, and the fuckin gods know it, your char has every fucking right to kill the bitch. Same with Evil dipshit.

Finiswolf

Kuyuk
05-11-2004, 02:05 PM
Yeah, I know. But I think the gods just wanted him to fuckin stop. It's all good, I've seen him die 2 more times today. I just laugh. Evilfucknut will die, whenever he returns.


Kuyuk

Weedmage Princess
05-11-2004, 02:12 PM
You should have just said no, I rather hunt alone.

Just because a GM yelled at him and he decides he wants to be all buddy buddy doesn't mean you have to be his babysitter.

Fengus
05-11-2004, 02:13 PM
So what did Capone attack you to begin with? And who are you?

Kuyuk
05-11-2004, 02:16 PM
I was picking a box in the park and he told me to take it elsewhere, I told him no, he tried to attack me twice with a sword, and then tried to cast at me. Then he told me something about how I like to be betwen guys' legs or some shit, so I killed him.


K.

Meos
05-11-2004, 02:50 PM
I woulda left him for dead, fuck that GM.

05-11-2004, 03:46 PM
Capone single handedly caused me to stop tipping every single Empath in Elanthia.

- Arkans

Warriorbird
05-11-2004, 03:58 PM
Yah. Khaladon claimed Capone's name wasn't a modern reference that anyone knew when he was rolled up. I think Khaladon's a great guy, but I sure wished he'd been more hardassed at that point.

Stunseed
05-11-2004, 10:10 PM
Larstone/Capone = Solescape, just so you all know.

Parkbandit
05-11-2004, 10:15 PM
I would have:

Report Sorry, Falgrin has no good side and would be OOC for him to help this stupid idiot up.

05-12-2004, 12:03 AM
Moral of the story? Don't REPORT when you desire to handle the situation yourself.

Snapp
05-12-2004, 12:47 AM
Capone is a fuck brain and I had no idea he was Solescape. He had another character in and was having him repeatedly injure himself so Capone could heal (which I reported and they both disappeared). It all makes sense now.

Trinitis
05-12-2004, 12:49 AM
Larstone started fuckin with my empath in TC today.. Then threw a HUGE stink when I would not heal him or give him spells 5 min later. Was really amusing.

Stunseed
05-12-2004, 01:24 AM
Ask Ellusian or Alania or any other Empath who sits in TC in Mule, I bet you they tell you Larstone and Solescape act the exact same way. Capone also tried talking shit to Stun and had never seen him before, mispelling a word Solescape mispells all the time. He got jealous of the man who Stun is, so I'd guess that's his Ranger as well.

Shari
05-12-2004, 01:51 AM
I wish...







all stupid people would die.

That is all.

Jenisi
05-12-2004, 10:58 PM
I'm not gonna post any logs for you guys to read I'm just gonna say watch out for the fucking idiot Fludsin because he kills me often with his horrid picking skills.