Seeking female!

[Asha]

Warlock seeks young sylvan (age 100 ish) and preferably of less than 10 trains, for experiments.
Gender not really that important as cirtain organs will be removed for research into body part specific necromancy.
I've a long track record of broken relationships and friendships, and wish to build on that.
I must admit I'm prone to non-instigated bouts of extreme violence but please don't let that scare you away. I'm adept in the skills of first aid and survival.

If you're name is Bubbleflower or Happylovekitten you will be accepted immediately.
I'm patiently awaiting your reply.

U2U my loyal subject Drayal, with your applications.

[Edited on 5-30-2005 by Drayal]

[LovelysmileyEmpath]

Oh please please let it be me!!
I've just come from the farm and would love to have my first job.

I have to add, I'm very young and frail.
Also, I've lost my armor and am cold!!
::giggles::
:heart: :heart:

[Edited on 5-30-2005 by LovelysmileyEmpath]

[Happylovekitten]

Now hold on Missy.. Drayal is MINE!

here are my stats...

Name: Happylovekitten Race: Sylvankind Profession: Empath (not shown)
Gender: Female Age: 0 Expr: 10 Level: 0

and what I look like

Name: Happylovekitten

Race: Sylvankind Gender: Female
She appears to be very young and average height.
She has dark-rimmed crystal blue eyes and milky white skin.
She has very long, ringleted honey blonde hair swept back from the temples.
She has a dainty face, a button nose and dimpled cheeks.

see how CUTE I am!! Please pick me!

[Skirmisher]

Okay.

This thread is offically freaky.

[Asha]

:lol:
You got away with that?!

[Sean of the Thread]

:lol: at Bubbleflower.

[Happylovekitten]

Yes I DID.. now come to me BIG DADDY!

[Asha]

Name: Shimmerain K'aryeu Race: Dark Elf Profession: Sorcerer (not shown)
Gender: Male Age: 325 Expr: 45497969 Level: 72
Normal (Bonus) ... Enhanced (Bonus)
Strength (STR): 98 (24) ... 79 (14)
Constitution (CON): 69 (4) ... 31 (-14)
Dexterity (DEX): 95 (32) ... 76 (23)
Agility (AGI): 90 (25) ... 72 (16)
Discipline (DIS): 100 (15) ... 80 (5)
Charm (CHM): 100 (35) ... 80 (35)
Aura (AUR): 100 (35) ... 80 (25)
Logic (LOG): 95 (22) ... 76 (13)
Intuition (INT): 67 (13) ... 54 (7)
Wisdom (WIS): 100 (30) ... 80 (20)
Influence (INF): 67 (3) ... 54 (-3)
Length (LTH): 100 (30) ... 80 (25)

[Edited on 5-30-2005 by Drayal]

[Happylovekitten]

:loveu::heart: *swoons* oh Shimmer!

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

HOLY CRAP this is AWESOME.

[ElanthianSiren]

Not taking independent psycho empaths who get off snapping bones back the right way and digging around in bleeding cavities; I see how it is.
:barf:

-Melissa

[Asha]

From: War Angel
To: Drayal
Sent: 5-30-2005 at 01:34 PM
Message: Happylovekitten just arrived, skipping merrily.
>
You gesture.
A silvery luminescence surrounds you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Happylovekitten sweetly asks, "Has anyone seen Shimmerain?"
>look happy
You see Happylovekitten.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Lassaran D'ahranal.
She appears to be very young and average height. She has dark-rimmed crystal blue eyes and milky white skin. She has very long, ringleted honey blonde hair swept back from the temples. She has a dainty face, a button nose and dimpled cheeks.
There is a translucent sky blue sprite with slender wings sitting on her right shoulder.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a rune staff in her right hand.
She is wearing a small shield emblazoned with a golden key, a crystal amulet, a waxed black leather pouch, a bone-clasped forest green backpack, a pair of glazed leather boots, some dark silver-buttoned breeches, a silvery green leather cap, and a silver-edged black leather tunic.


Small Park.

[Praefection]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[OreoElf]

How about lauging so hard you are crying...:lol:

[Happylovekitten]

Damn them! In an effort to keep up apart they made me rename! But I fixed it.. you can find me by the name of Kittylove!
:heart: U Shimmer.. my Sorcerer in shadowy robes!

[Asha]

:lol:

So funny.
I'm seriously considering finding you and rocking your brains out.
:beer:

[Praefection]

In other words, implode.

Then he'd scopp them up with a spoon for lunch, or dinner. Maybe both.

[Divinity]

oh.. wow.. ROFL

[Czeska]

You know how to find my empath if the :cough: new girlfriend needs healed to start over.

:lol:

[Leetahkin]

Awww, Shimm doesn't love Ent anymore! :sniff sniff:

Cute female Half-Sylvan Rogue taking applications for a handsome Sylvan male! (:heart: rangers)

[Parker]

Hey, I've got one of those...
Always looking for new...*Ahem* opportunities.

[Betheny]

You have sunk to a new low.

I am ashamed for you.

[Parker]

Of who, exactly?

[Leetahkin]

Originally posted by Parker
Of who, exactly?

I was assuming she meant Shimm! :D


Edited to add: See you in RR Parker!

[Edited on 5-31-2005 by Nobody Cares]

[Kenn]

Originally posted by Nobody Cares

Cute female Half-Sylvan Rogue taking applications for a handsome Sylvan male! (:heart: rangers)

Male Sylvan Ranger right here!

Edit: His hobbies include skinning, foraging, arrow fletching, playing with my tiger, and shooting people in the eye... then poking them.

[Edited on 6-6-2005 by Kenn]

[Apotheosis]

can i have a female that keeps her mouth shut, please?

[Shari]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x infinity


You silly optomistic boy!


*edited cause I spelled infinity like the car name. :(

[Edited on 6-6-2005 by Jesae]

[Leetahkin]

Originally posted by Kenn

Originally posted by Nobody Cares

Cute female Half-Sylvan Rogue taking applications for a handsome Sylvan male! (:heart: rangers)

Male Sylvan Ranger right here!

Edit: His hobbies include skinning, foraging, arrow fletching, playing with my tiger, and shooting people in the eye... then poking them.

[Edited on 6-6-2005 by Kenn]

After having been murdered over four times this weekend, including once needlessly by her ex, she secluded herself in RR. Be my guest if you think you can cheer her up. Oh, and you should be around her train - 39 - or older.

[Fallen]

Ack, Shimm, those stats suck.

[Asha]

Heh, yeah cos they really are real!
/sarcasm.

(especially the length stat)

[xtc]

Originally posted by Yswithe
can i have a female that keeps her mouth shut, please?

http://www.MyForeignBride.com/

[Kenn]

River's Rest? Man. I can't hunt there, nuts to that. Lol.