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Bobmuhthol
05-08-2004, 02:18 PM
I win again! You are player number 37 to have chosen Hitler from Germany. I knew you were Hitler from Germany from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.


http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

CrystalTears
05-08-2004, 02:25 PM
I win again! You are player number 11418to have chosen Joey from Friends. I knew you were Joey from Friendsfrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

Heh, that was funny.

Bobmuhthol
05-08-2004, 02:31 PM
It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 700 to have chosen Drew Carey from Drew Carey Show. Drew Carey from Drew Carey Show was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

This thing is kicking my ass.

Artha
05-08-2004, 02:41 PM
Damn you, Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character!

I win again! You are player number 5to have chosen Pol Pot from Cambodia. I knew you were Pol Pot from Cambodiafrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

HarmNone
05-08-2004, 03:12 PM
"Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Wally Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time!
In the meanwhile, if you tell me who you were and help me out with a good yes/no question, I'll be able to guess it right next time. Please, try to think of a good general question that can be answered "yes" for lots of characters, not just the one that you were thinking of."

Heh. Try David Nelson from Ozzie and Harriet, doofus!

HarmNone says "Thanks, mom!" :D

CrystalTears
05-08-2004, 04:17 PM
Using your mom for classics is cheating!!!! :D

Gan
05-08-2004, 04:30 PM
I win again! You are player number 57to have chosen George Jefferson from The Jeffersons. I knew you were George Jefferson from The Jeffersonsfrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.


feh....

Artha
05-08-2004, 04:34 PM
Damn, beaten again!

I win again! You are player number 324to have chosen Butters from South Park. I knew you were Butters from South Parkfrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

TheEschaton
05-08-2004, 04:37 PM
It won't load!


I know too many dictators for this game. I KNOW I can stump it.

-TheE-

Artha
05-08-2004, 04:43 PM
It's really slow, but it'll load.

Gan
05-08-2004, 04:45 PM
Ha! 3rd try and I win! First two tries (George Jefferson, Major Nelson)

Well, there you have it, I was wrong again. I was positive that you were Doug from Dawson's Creek! But you are far too clever for a puny computer like me. Now you can go and tell everyone while I sit here and try to put the pieces of my crumbled existence back together.
You can help me with one thing, though. If you tell me who you were and give me a good yes/no question, then I'll be able to guess it right next time. Wouldn't that be nice? But please, try to pick a general question that would be answered "yes" for some characters and "no" for some others. For example, "Are you Monica's brother?" is a bad question, because the answer is "no" for many many characters and "yes" for very few.

Sherriff Rosco P Coultrane - Duke's of Hazard

Funny site :D

Artha
05-08-2004, 04:47 PM
:( Damn.

I win again! You are player number 2to have chosen Mr mackey from southpark. I knew you were Mr mackey from southparkfrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

HarmNone
05-08-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by CrystalTears
Using your mom for classics is cheating!!!! :D

Hee! We beat the bloody thing, eh? :D

HarmNone and her mom against the computer......we win! :cackle:

Sean
05-08-2004, 05:09 PM
I win again! You are player number 400to have chosen george costanza from seinfeld. I knew you were george costanza from seinfeldfrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

TheEschaton
05-08-2004, 05:10 PM
It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 44to have chosen pinochet from chile. pinochet from chilewas a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.


Damn you! Time to bring out the BIG guns.

-TheE-

TheEschaton
05-08-2004, 05:15 PM
I win again! You are player number 19to have chosen Baby Doc DuValier from Haiti. I knew you were Baby Doc DuValier from Haitifrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.


Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Jeane-Claude Duvalier, that's like some of my best stuff.

-TheE-

TheEschaton
05-08-2004, 05:27 PM
I win again! You are player number 20to have chosen Stephanie Tanner from Full House. I knew you were Stephanie Tanner from Full Housefrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.


Now that was fucking impressive.

-TheE-

Artha
05-08-2004, 05:54 PM
Damn. I'm impressed.

Well, I win this round. You are player number 8to pick Uncle Jesse from Full House, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Uncle Jesse from Full House.

Warriorbird
05-08-2004, 06:34 PM
Beat it on Matyas Rakosi from Hungary. Lost every other time, mind.

You won this time, puny mortal! And I fail again. I guess my parents were right, I'll always be a failure. I guess it's time to start looking for a new job.
But maybe you can help me so that I'll do better next time. In the form below, enter your character and a yes/no question that I can use to guess the character. For example, if you were pretending to be Gilligan from Gilligan's Island, and I guessed that you were the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, a good yes/no question would be "Are you thin?" or "Do you often break things?". Please please please try to make your question as general as possible.

Tell me who you were: (Name) from (Country or TV Show)


Tell me a good general question that guesses you with a 'yes' answer and Napolean from France with a 'no' answer:

Rowi
05-08-2004, 06:35 PM
You are player number 63to pick Attila the Hun from central Asia, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Attila the Hun from central Asia.

Rowi
05-08-2004, 06:43 PM
got me again!


It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 2to have chosen Alexander the Great from Macedon. Alexander the Great from Macedonwas a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

Blazing247
05-08-2004, 08:37 PM
I win again! You are player number 5to have chosen jack bauer from 24. I knew you were jack bauer from 24from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

Son of a bitch! Jack Bauer pwns j00 @!!.

Snapp
05-08-2004, 09:35 PM
Well, I win this round. You are player number 7to pick Carla from Cheers, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Carla from Cheers.


Incredibly impressive.


It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 4to have chosen DJ (David Jacob) Connor from Roseanne. DJ (David Jacob) Connor from Roseannewas a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

That one blew my mind. I give up.